hey, since we're all strangers, tell me the worst things

>>23462120
convince my parents god didn't exist ._.

Stole a friends car to take a joyride around the country

Got DPed by my stepdad and his brother when I was 16

>>23462131

story?

Not killed everyone on this planet.

>>23462146
I came home drunk, he was in the kitchen with his brother also drinking. I was dressed like a slut, went into the kitchen to get some food and started flirting with them one thing turned into another and I wound up getting double teamed.

Got gangbanged by my stepdad his brother his father the brother of my stepdads father and the ghost of their ancestors

This totally happened and im definetely no 35 year old neckbeard who is living in his moms basement

I'm sexually attracted to my cat

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>>23462158
Did they feel bad afterwards?

Worst thing I've done is cheated on my wife (a couple of times now) but the worst is cheating on my wife with a girl that didn't know I was married. I came down with the flu one week after fucking this girl and I thought it was my conscience that was eating me up, so I came clean to this girl that I was married and that I just used her to get some well needed release. She flipped her shit and broke contact (she couldn't find me in real life anyway, found her through reddit and was in Germany, I wasn't from Germany).

After the flu went away I felt even worse for blowing such a good thing. I could have gone and fucked her a few more times, it was pretty good.. But no, I thought I was into a moral dilemma and shit. Kek, it was just the flu.

Took me months to find another chick, and now that I have one I only gotten one BJ from it and our next meeting isn't until like, April. Fuckkk I miss you, hot german slut.

>>23462171
We didn't really mention it ever again, his brother was married with a new baby on the way and on leave from the military, he went back shortly after. My step dad generally was a piece of shit and we pretty much behaved as if the other never existed, I moved out when I was 17

>>23462175
Ok, well. Did you at least enjoy it? I mean, it sounds like you asked for it or at least didn't mind it.

How old are you now?

>>23462182
Yeah it was fucking great, I had never gotten two guys at once before and I liked how much older they were. I am 28 now

>>23462185
Alright. True or not, appreciate the story.

At what age did you lose your virginity?

>>23462189
I was 15 when I lost it, in deep puppy love he was 18

>>23462191
Have you had the urge to do anything incestuous or either of them since? Maybe think about it when you're playing?

>>23462191
Don't mean to be rude but, how damaged are you? How many serious relationships have you been in, are you seeing anyone now? Have you ever cheated?

Just curious at what this experience does to a person.

>>23462196
Fairly damaged, daddy issues!
I've been in two very serious relationships, was married once though we were poly. My current relationship is going on 2 years and I haven't slept around though our sex life is frequent and pretty fulfilling.

>>23462195
Daddy fetish now, older men are sexy and I often masturbate to the idea of getting fucked my them.

>>23462200
Sounds plausible.
Does your partner know? Is he an older guy?

Do you, by chance, want children?

>>23462206
No I don't want children, I am also incapable of having them. My partner is a year older, he doesn't know about some of my crazier exploits, knows about my marriage and whatnot.

>>23462200
Nothing hotter than a girl calling me Daddy while I'm brutally fucking her. I like talking about a girl messing with her family while I'm fucking her. Keep doing it until subconsciously thinking about her family turns her on. Then make her admit she would fuck her step dad or uncle. God that's hot. Have you done anot her mmf since?

>>23462185
This shit is so incredibly fake i can't even describe it

Its like those prank/social experiment videos from joey salad on youtube

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>>23462214
Once with my ex husband I did yes. He wasn't a big fan of it.

>>23462216
>>mfw I super don't care

>>23462230
I've always wanted to double team a hot young slut, but lately my lover has been talking about mff threesomes and I can't get them out of my mind.

Shit sucks that I'm going to have to wait until april. I'll probably end up cheating on my wife and my lover, kek.

>>23462238
I would do it again, group stuff is really a big turn on of mine. My current partner isn't into any of that though which is sad.

>>23462242
Then you probably won't last long in that relationship.

If your sexual desires aren't at least 70% compatible (a number I pulled out of my ass but you know what I'm trying to say) you won't last long or you'll end up cheating. Sadly speaking from experience.

>>23462245
Like I said, we've been together 2 years and I have been faithful, we have a lot of other fulfilling sexual activities so as long as most of it is being met I don't mind terribly.

I wasn't doing so great in one of my college courses so I slept with the TA and became his toy. I tried getting with the prof, but he wasn't going for it. My bf never knew.

>>23462248
I was with my wife for 10 years, of which 9 pretty much unfulfilled sexually, before I stepped out.
Things change.

My own weakness has made me cynical of lasting monogamous relationships. I hope for your sake that your partner will not lose any interest in any of your other sexual needs, because if more are dropped you will definitely want to find release elsewhere in the future. I'm not saying you will be as weak as I am... But you've already experienced things you are currently not experiencing, your urge to get there again will only grow.

Gonna need more details on that one!

What kind of stuff did you do as his toy?

>>23462258
I was with my ex husband for 8 years. I understand what you are saying but older men or mmfs aren't my elusive kinks, I have enough to fill books and for the most part they are all fulfilled. Having two out of say a hundred not being catered too isn't going to bother me. I appreciate the advice and compassion though, very much

Turned a 13-year old boy when I was 15. I've since decided I'm straight.

>>23462358
Just throwing it out there. Obviously I can't say that I know you or your kinks or your love life and how it will work out. I wish you all the best.

>>23462344
He tied me to his bed in his apartment a couple of times so I'd miss his class, then I'd have to blow him or have sex with him to get the notes. I usually had to stop by during his office hours and blow him under his desk while he graded papers. He told me what to wear to class. I'd have to send him nudes occasionally and sometimes send him pics of me with my bf.

>>23462413
Women are disgusting creatures
Okay, let's not generalise, this one is

Sometimes I touch myself when I'm alone

>>23462513
>Sometimes I touch myself when I'm alone

You disgust me.

>>23462513
Notified the FBI and Interpol

My roommate was really depressed but kind of annoying and I left the apartment to go to a Valentine's Day party and when I brought a guy I met there home I looked in on her and she had killed herself by tying a belt around her neck and dangling herself from that bar in the closet you hang clothes on.

I just left her and had sex with the guy I met and "discovered" her late the next morning after he left and called 911.

killed my bestfriend when he wanted to say thati was touching my lil sister. everybody thinks he died by accident though

>>23462582
Do you feel bad about this or is it just something you do not wish others to know because of the stigma?

>>23462603
The latter.

She was really annoying, depressed people are too exhausting to deal with when you live with them full time.

>>23462120
Had all of my sexual encounters in life while engaged/married. 7 women 3 guys, 1 trans. 3 of the 7 fems were hookers. 2 of the remainders were best friends who didn't know I was fucking the other. The last was a co-worker that I had some summer fun with.

>>23462612
Heaven forbid you ever suffer depression and live in such a valueless degenerative environment

>>23462612
I get you there, good on you, depressed people are fucking exhausting..

thank god i'm a psychopath i don't get depressed.

>>23462120
Murdered a dog in cold blood, because it bit me. It happened when I was 12, and I still can't forgive myself for doing it. Sometimes I even get nightmares. Shit sucks, man.

>>23462120
had sex with all of my friends dads... at the same time...

Back in elementary school (around 5th grade) living in the "ghetto" county, a fight broke out between spics and niggers (i'm a spic btw).
Tldr, i stood and watched as my friend was getting beat up by 5 other kids, i never joined in.

Also around 2 years ago i backed into my friends charger (it belonged to his dad technically) and left a huge dent in the left rear door. Insurance paid for it, but whatever friendship we had is gone

when I was 15, I had this gf of same age. On valentines day she promised me anal. Since we were underage we had no real lube - only spit. Well lets say she didnt enjoy it at all. She started crying in pain and begged me to stop - I did not. After about a minute of fucking she cried "please let me suck you off instead". I watched a lot of porn back then and ass to mouth was always a turn on so I agreed. I pulled out and there was a good amount of shit on my dick. She didnt hesitate a second and sucked that dick clean until I came into mouth with tears still in her eyes.

we broke up 2 weeks later and she started cutting herself

>>23462413
did you enjoy it?

>>23462120
Killed and disposed of my high school's token douchebag 5 years after graduating.

>>23462594
I have a friend with a smoking hot little sis. 0_0
I better watch my language

When I was a kid.
There was a big truck in the sandbox where I played often.
I found a rusty nail in the sand and put it under on of the trucks wheels, pointy end up.
I had my doubts that it would work, it didnt ofc...
now guess the country

>>23462978
usa?

>>23462964
uuuuh I'd bang her

kik ria999d

and il tell you

>>23463112
are you femanon?

Mine's not too bad. Just some petty theft from Walmart. I stole about $500 of makeup over the course of 6 months a few years ago.

>>23462612

die cunt.

>>23462120
i regularly have consensual heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation
i know, im a monster. but i cant stop
i cant stop

>>23462905

are you at least ashamed of yourself you disgusting creature?

>>23463190
well i enjoyed it and have a scat fetish since then

>>23463109
no, Russia. I live Germany now.

>uuuuh I'd bang her
no you wouldnt...

I took the girl in the photo to prom in 1984

My ex and I used to get in fist fights. It started after 6 months of us yelling at eachother over stupid shit, she ended up slapping me sideways. A week later she tried slapping me again, I caught her hand and slapped the fuck out of her. We cried and apologized and had make up sex. Two weeks later she was screaming at me, so we started pushing eachother and eventually she swung at my head, so I ducked and punched her in the gut. We ended up getting into full blown fist fights about a month later, but I always pulled my punches at least. Not like that makes it any better. I've gotten therapy and haven't had much anger since then, it was in high school, but now she's pregnant or something and beating some poor sod last I heard.

When I was 17 (now 27) I had a road rage incident in the middle of some back roads where a guy in a JEEP was tailgating me. We both pulled over. I was having a bad night and just lost it. I started wailing on him with a bat, even after he was knocked out on the road. He was bleeding pretty bad from the head/face area. I ended up dragging him off the road and leaving. Still have no clue what happened to the guy. He looked like he was in his late 30s and pretty well-off so I imagine a wife or relative of his came and helped him.

>>23465062
I think you just got caught for murder m8.

>>23462120
vandalized a foreclosed house, stole tequila, made out with my best friend, got kicked out of a festival for fighting and shot heroin all in the same day.

> jerk off while shiting
> can't get off without shitting
FML

>>23462627
>>23462648
As a depressedfag, depressed people are either pathologically obsessed with hiding it or on an endless train moaning about it without doing anything to change things.

Like good for you, your brain is trying to kill you. Are you going to do something about that, or just wallow in self-pity until you finally bite it?

the obsessed about hiding it are probably worse off since their fear extends to getting help from anyone. Least that's how it was for me

>>23462120
Read a 13-year-old girl's diary (that talked about how her mother abused her and her sisters, that she was the one who reported her mother to children's aid and that she feels guilty for reporting) in front of a group of the other girls that we lived with at the time, in a mocking tone. I then threw the diary at her head, hard. I was 16.
In my defense she was a really terrible person, but I still deeply regret it.

>>23462582
>>23462612

Holy shit lol this sounds fake but if it's true, that's pretty cold blooded. impressive

>>23462171

Fuck you you disgusting cheating unload fuck. Oh I'm sure you're *real* torn up about your continued deception and treachery.

You're the reason good guys like me have to work so hard to convince women we're not all pieces of shiy. You're a fucking disgrace to men.

>>23462120
> be me
> staying over at the house of someone i barely know and will never see again, several hundred miles away from home
> in the middle of the night, have to take a shit
> feels good man
> then i realize i accidentally clogged the toilet...
> search desperately for a plunger but can't find one anywhere
> grab a toothbrush from the sink
> jam the handle end of the toothbrush into the toilet hole trying to dislodge the feces
> it doesn't work
> I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA
> clean the shit-covered toothbrush thoroughly and put it back where it had been resting
> the next morning we have to leave early, before the person who lives at the house actually wakes up
> write a note that says "TOILET STUFFED - COULDN'T FIND PLUNGER - SORRY :(" and leave
> never mention the toothbrush to anyone

i still don't know why i was so stupid to try to use a toothbrush to unclog a toilet. i guess i just panicked. and i probably should have thrown the toothbrush away afterwards but at the time i figured they'd catch onto me somehow. i'm disgusting

Was at a miniature oktoberfest at my village
>drunktard whigger spills his beer on me
>tell him to watch the fuck out
>for some reason this enrages him and instead of apologizing like a normal person would, he comes over and does this weird, close face-to face staring thing
> i shove him slightly to get him out of my face
> he gets absolutely furious, grabs my collar and starts shoving my towards a wall
> he grabs my throat and i start hitting him in the face
> for some reason he keeps holding on to my collar, so i keep hitting his nose and mouth
> he stumbles over my leg and falls face-first onto the concrete
> hear yelling around me and speed off before his whigger-gan will catch me.
> Hide in my room and never tell anyone about it.
> Have strong guilt because i dont know what happened to the dude when he fell on his face, even tough he attacked me first.

I've done a lot of terrible stuff. But the thing I'm most ashamed of is hooking up on my dad's funeral. I was very weak and someone just said the right things and I went home with them and had the best grieving sex ever.

>>23465978
everyone grieves their own way anon don't be ashamed

I faked a brain cancer to force a girl that I liked to fuck with me. I had 18 years when it happened. And I envolved friends and her family on it.

>>23466112
As someone with actual cancer I hope you fucking die.

>>23466123
I probably don't even need to hope that you die, as you will anyways

bullied my brother senselessly, like I out my dick in his mouth and I beat him until he started crying and recorded it

eventually he started 420 blaze it and since my mom is hispanic she freaked out and I told her to kick him out

he now lives with my dad and I feel no remorse

he turned into a hiphop wannabe gangster faggot and im a spiteful antisocial narcissist

>>23466123
Everyone will die someday. But you understood what I meant (You'll die sooner than everybody here)

>>23466146
>>23466137
I'm probably going to survive it. I just hope you die painfully or at least suffer through cancer as well because you're a sick sack of shit.

>>23466150
https://youtu.be/DJ79-DIQ0Yw
Is this you?

>>23466154
I'm 18 but good try

You're still a piece of shit

>>23466161
I'm not the other dude.
Check my ID.
Yee.

I stole about $20K from my work over the course of a year and a half-2 years. Got caught. It was a restaurant, cash-heavy business. My boss gave me a second chance because he knew me for a long time, did good work, and simply he needed me (I was the asst manager and he was the owner. I was working 50-60 hours a week and he never had to be there). He took a couple hundred out of each check for a couple years to pay him back. My ADD was not under control then so I was not good with my finances at all, so I ended up doing it again the whole time I was paying him back, just stealing in a different way that was less traceable/noticeable.

I still have never forgiven myself, and don't think I ever will. He gave me a second chance when he had every right to get my ass locked up for a long time. He didn't, and I screwed him.

>>23466185
It's his fault for trusting a kleptomaniac. I would have just reported you to the police.

>>23465892
Kek, every time I mention this in a thread, there is always one person like you. Just a jellymad cunt that he can't even have 1 gf and I have 2.

Grow a pair, that's why a guy like you can't find a girl.

>>23466150
I'm not sick, I just did a mistake when I was young, and you are judging and hating me without knowing the whole story.
Joke is on you

I almost stole a thing once.

>>23462120
In h/s a teacher died and on the day, i made a joke about it.
Seriously felt so bad like 1 second afterwards, offended a few people but idgaf about that, jut how wrong it was.
I've never really done anything bad though, my life is pretty uneventful.
joke wasn't even bad, just made me feel bad.

>>23466240
>without knowing the whole story
You can't possibly justify lying about a serious terminal illness that destroys people's lives just so you could get your fucking dick wet. I'm judging and hating you because you're fucking scum.
>>23466184
My bad

Seajacked a douchebag's $200,000 boat and joy cruised for 4 days before setting it on fire.

i let someone suicide.

>>23466251
In h/s my friends girlfriends best friend died and on the same day I made this joke
"Why can't [dead girl] ride a bike?"
"Because she's dead"
No Regrets

Cheated on my bf at a work conference. One night stand. Never told a soul, never cheated before or since. I think about the sex and the whole forbiddem experience a lot. The guy was way out of my league and very attractive.

>>23466567
how did u meet him? did u know him before?

>>23466581
We got talking at the evening meal thing, never met him before, he worked on the other side of the country.

>>23466567
Fuck, your name start with an M?

>>23466583
ah i see... how drunk were u? what happened during th hook-up? wanna green text it sounds hot

>>23462120
Talked to a girl online for a year or two who fell in love with me. Wired me money to go there and back and get a hotel room. When I got off the plane, the first time I seen her in person was her shocked face when I brought my actual girlfriend with me. We walked past her, dicked off in Cali, and went back home.

not killing myself

>>23466583
was the sex hot? how often do u think about it? do u think about it when ur fucking ur partner?

>>23466591
Nope

>>23466595
Like three glasses of wine maybe, not really drunk.

>randomly sit next to him at the dinner
>we talk about work stuff
>immediately atrracted to him but don't think much of it
>then later chat to him at the bar/crappy disco thing
>seems quite fun, still bit expecting or even hoping for anything really, possibility of something happening doesn't really occur to me
>then he starts dancing close and coming on to me
>feel really embarrassed and flattered and confused
>we kiss
>tell him I have a boyfriend to get him to back off
>he smiles and says "I don't care"
>I'm pretty much his from that moment on...

>>23466609
Yes, quite a lot, and yes occasionally :/

>>23466625
>still bit expecting
*still not expecting

>>23466625
that sounds like a pretty hot start... wanna tell us the good part? oral? 69? which position? condom or not? where cum? how many times did u cum? was his dick bigger than bf?

>>23466636
I gave him the blow job of my life, then we fucked several times, especially doggy style as that's my favourite. He came inside me which I feel pretty ashamed of, not like you take condoms to these things though, and I was on the pill. He went down on me in the morning which was amazing and led to round two. I don't think he was bigger than my bf particularly but oh my god it was so beautiful.

>>23466655
wow that sounds so fucking hot.... i bet you can suck a mean dick when u want to...how many times did he cum inside u? why do u like doggy?

>>23462120
Omfg op your pretty more of you pls

>>23466661
Three times ;)

Doggy is amazing! I like deep penetration and i like the feeling of submission I get with my arse in the air

>>23466669
wow thats amazing, lots of women don't like it that way as much as others... do u cum from doggy? did u cum from the sex ?why do u feel guilty that he cummed inside u? i think that bareback feels the best

>>23466684
It felt incredible of course, but how could I not feel guilty letting some guy I hardly know cum in me in this situation?

I did cum from the sex yes :) And in the morning when he licked me

And women who don't like doggy are missing out. It has always been my favourite and me and bf do it nearly every time we fuck

>>23465995
I agree with this

>>23466692
ya I guess that is kinda risky but the whole thing is kinda risky which makes it hot

was there still cum inside u when he went down on u in the morning?

do u cum from deep cock inside u when ur doing it doggy?

>>23466700
Yes

And yes, if I'm feeling it and the angle is just right

Gotta love English

>>23466703
sounds great! how long ago did this happen? do u still relive it when u touch yourself?

these types of past experiences of mine r always my go to's when I fap

>>23466711
About 18 months ago, and yes, I get very turned on thinking about it. I don't want any of the details to fade from my mind.

>>23466714
ya i bet..do u wanna kik ? i love hearing about this..im 26/m/canada

>>23466715
I don't want to kik sorry

What turns you on about it? Doesn't the thought of the cheating element disgust you? Because it disgusts me.

>>23466717
thats cool...no it turns me on big time, u sound like a really great gf type, super loyal and with a conscience (which is more than i can say about a lot of girls)... and the fact that u had one naughty night of hot sex with a random hookup is so fucking hot... you're like that woman that no one think they have a chance with

>>23466721
and it sounds like you really let loose that night and just gave into your desires which is part of the attraction too...

>>23466721
I am otherwise very loyal. It was completely out of character for me, like I was a different person.

>you're like that woman that no one think they have a chance with
No, I am not that attractive. If anything I was amazed this guy would take an interest in someone like me and felt incredibly flattered.

>>23466729
uh the fact that u don't come off as someone who would do this is exactly the thing that makes u attractive... that s great u got to escape yourself for a night.. don't feel guilty its pretty common to have those desires... did he cum in your mouth when u blew him.? did u swallow?

>>23466733
>great u got to escape yourself for a night.. don't feel guilty its pretty common to have those desires
This is right but I still feel guilty

He didn't cum when I was sucking him because he wanted to switch to fucking me. I am certain I would have swallowed if he'd cum in my mouth.

>>23466736
WOW (that just made my cock shudder)...jd_g3 is my kik if u wanna type faster.. how come ur so certain u would have swallowed?

>>23466739
Because I was overcome with lust and would have let him do just about anything to me.

>>23466747
wow you must have been really horny..how many guys have been with if u don't mind me asking? did he try to do anal with u?

>>23466749
Five in all. No there was no anal. I need lube and patience for that anyway.

I was incredibly horny!

>>23466751
haha prob as horny as i am now! thanks for letting me relive your fantasy

>>23466751
so how long have u been with bf for? did u go without different dick for a long time?

>>23462120

well, i fucked my best friend girlfriend

>>23466757
details pls

>>23466756
You're welcome, I'm enjoying it. We've been together six years so apart from this incident have only been with him in that time.

>>23466761
yeah I guess its fun for u to tell the story and relive it... thats a long time to go without any other cock in ur pussy... did it make u super horny to fuck him again the first time after?

>>23466736
You will always feel guilty, but you learn to live with the guilt. I have cheated on my SO 3 times now. 2 of which were blowjobs only, one time was full on sex.

The first time I stepped out was a blowjob, I felt like shit but I drank it away and told myself it was a one time thing (even though I actually sought it out). After a few months I did it again, this time with actual sex, again I sought it out.
I thought it would be the last time, but again.. I sought it out.

I guess you are lucky that cheating is not in your nature, that you don't actually seek it out. But I think that, if you find yourself in this situation again.. You'll slip up again.

>>23466764
When i fucked my bf again? Yes, but it was a headfuck because i felt so guilty and conflicted about what I'd done. I couldn't bring myself to fuck him the evening I got back, even though I was very horny from what had happened, but we probably had a lot more sex than usual in the couple of weeks after.

>>23466771
>But I think that, if you find yourself in this situation again.. You'll slip up again.
This is my worry

>>23466774
I can only tell you to stay strong, and to not drink alcohol when you are away from your BF.

Unless you want some of the potential best sex you'll ever have. Sleeping with other people gives a fantastic rush and automatically gives you a high.

>>23466777
>Unless you want some of the potential best sex you'll ever have. Sleeping with other people gives a fantastic rush and automatically gives you a high.
You are so right

>>23466773
well desu sounds like it made your sex life better for both your bf and you and as long as your bf doesn't find out then he will never be hurt (almost like it didn't happen but have to like with the guilt) so as a guy my advice is don't tell him ( i wouldn't want to know) and enjoy great sex... and keep fantasizing about the experience... any chance ur bf would want to have a 3some with someone else? that might take it better (and reduce the urge)

>>23466780
Glad we understand each other.
At least you are stronger than I am by not actively seeking it out. I hope you remain that way.

>>23466771
did u swallow his cum? how drunk were u when it happened?

>>23466781
>well desu sounds like it made your sex life better for both your bf and you and as long as your bf doesn't find out then he will never be hurt (almost like it didn't happen but have to like with the guilt) so as a guy my advice is don't tell him ( i wouldn't want to know) and enjoy great sex... and keep fantasizing about the experience...
Exactly. It's my filthy secret. I share everything with him but this is just for me.

>any chance ur bf would want to have a 3some with someone else?
We have talked about it but I can't ever see it working in practice

>>23466788
its your sexy secret anon.... why won't a 3 some work? what about swapping with friends?

Smoked ice and went on a three day bender. Probably ate a dozen pills too.
Pretty much completely fried myself .

Went home afterwards, beat off for like 4 hours.
Best wank ever.

>>23466786
I'm a guy.

One of my partners, the last one, did swallow it. Or at least, tried to. It was a public BJ, so fucking hot. I blew the biggest load I had in ages and she couldn't swallow it all. The restroom floor was covered in my cum, as was her shirt.

She's a trooper though. Didn't complain.

raped 4 girls in their sleep, don't even regret it. Fucked all of them while conscious later on too, so they might have very well been awake and just lying there letting me slip them nine inches plus creampie. Sluts amiright?

>>23466789
There's no one we know where either we both feel the attraction or it wouldn't be super awkward to even bring up. It's hot to think about but I really don't think anything will happen.

>>23466792
i am in a similar situation (fell the guilt but the struggle is real) how u gonna not do it again or do u plan to do it again?

>>23466796
I'm still seeing the last person I hooked up with. I'm going to try this "long distance" thing to calm my urges so I don't sleep around.

For now, it's been one BJ and a fuckton of texting. We plan on meeting up in a hotel as soon as possible though, but work gets in the way.

Honestly, I'd want to stop cheating because of the guilt. But I do enjoy sex once in a while. Something my partner isn't giving me.

But to be honest, I think that, even if she changed and became full slut and we did it every night 3 times, my mind would still try and find an excuse to sleep around. The box of pandora has been opened. The rush and exitcement cheating gives is so real. It's better than the sex itself and it makes any sex you have so much better.


That being said, the day I got that public BJ, I fucked my wife bareback later that evening.

stole money from my uncle when he would literally spend all his spare money to his exwife and his kids
all because i wanted a new gameboy, I told everyone i won the money in a bet
but now that i realize that my uncle used to treat my great because i remind him of his son, and now my uncle is dead, and I couldnt do anything for him

>>23466806
>the day I got that public BJ, I fucked my wife bareback later that evening.
I like this little detail :)

>>23466794
what about a prostitute... your bf gets to fuck someone else and u get your pussy eaten and whatever else u want (it'll prob make u feel less guilty too ) and something more to fantasize about in the future. i did this with my gf one time and it was amazing

>>23466816
Somehow that doesn't do anything for me. I'd enjoy watching him fuck someone else though.

>>23466806
ya man i feel ya. when i cheat i wanna fuck my gf so bad and the sex is amazing.. but the rush is in the chase for me ( as soon as i bust a nut in the girl on the side i wanna chase another one ) its like I'm addicted to crack or something (but i don't do drugs)

>>23466814
You are kinky. What's your biggest fantasy?

>>23466818
why would u enjoy that? would u fap while u watched?

>>23466818
Ahh, a cuckqueen. Nice.

>>23466814
This proves it.

>>23466821
Hard to say, but my guilty pleasure is cocky arrogant guys I think. Feel gross even typing that.

>>23466825
Just would like to see the way his body moves. And yes probably would touch myself.

>>23466830
It's okay I feel disgusting being an arrogant, sarcastic asshole sometimes too. But it doesn't matter much when my cock's down her throat, to either of us.

>>23466830
k seriously this would make your man so fucking horny (and happy) i don t even know the guy but u should bring it up one day .... have a few drinks and say that u wanna see how he fucks while u touch yourself. fantasy of yours and fantasy of his = fun for all

>>23466839
Dude, there are guys that wouldn't want that. I know, it's crazy.. But they are out there.

>>23466845
yes there are but it is also the #1 fantasy of straight guys.... chance r he will do it especially if she sin to it

>>23462126
Rofl

>>23462557
I have additionally made contact with the Scotland Yard and the Ultrasmurfs.

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>>23462946
Super edgy.

>>23465970
Don't feel bad. Clear-cut self defense. Maybe his dumbass friends should have kept an eye on him and either had his back or kept him from doing stupid shit.

>>23466851
I know, if I could get my wife to do this I would be a very happy man.

Sadly she is a dead fish in the sack with no fantasies or fetishes whatsoever. If only there was a way to imprint certain fetishes into her mind, haha.

Hello FBI :^)

>>23466112
As someone without actual cancer, I hope you become involved in a big meth operation and one way or another wind up being murdered by an old school-teacher turned meth dealer to pay for cancer treatment that he has.

>>23466140
I smells me some Mexican.

>>23466240
>judging and hating me without knowing the whole story.
>Joke is on you
OHAHAHA, You did not seriously try to justify faking a terminal disease to get sex did you? Not only is that extremely fucked up to anyone ACTUALLY afflicted with cancer, that is a fucking scumbag, shitty, disgusting thing to do to a woman.

>>23466837
You get it ;)

>>23466869
I'd like to, but I'm not travelling for another month. You don't know the meaning of begging for cum yet, its too bad.

>>23466858
I feel u bro...better just cheat instead

>>23466874
>You don't know the meaning of begging for cum yet, its too bad
I can beg and have begged

>>23466884
Not with your hands tied to your feet and your tongue so busy with my balls the only way you can beg is with your teary eyes. Different kinds of begging.

>>23466875
Better? No. I wish I could just become asexual and just be happy with what I have. But it's so hard, you know?

>>23466890
*whimpers softly* ;)

>>23466892
Then you wouldn't get to taste it, though, disappointing?

>>23466895
I enjoy begging if it ends with me getting what I want!

>>23466906
Tell me exactly what you want, because I know you're thinking about me now, and we'll see.

>>23466910
I want to give a guy with an amazing cock a blowjob he'll never forget, and i want to swallow all his cum and be called a good girl for it

And now I'm blushing

>>23466914
You're just a little off, my cock is the best you'd ever see, and you wouldn't be able to swallow all my cum. I would let you know how much of a good girl you are, in a way.

>>23466919
>you wouldn't be able to swallow all my cum
That sounds like a challenge to me!

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>>23466914
Get a fucking room you two. Haha.

>>23466928
It is, but I don't think you can take it.

>>23466935
I like a big load

>>23466936
You'd be dripping my cum, big doesn't do it. Are you wet yet?

>>23466946
I've been wet the whole time I've been participating in the thread

>>23466948
How badly do you want to be a good girl, then?

>>23466949
I really like to be bossed around and do as I'm told

>>23466954
Take one finger, that's all you get for now, and take it as deep in your pussy as you can. Use that to rub your clit and tell me what you're thinking of. I want to use you every time I get off.

>>23466958
Oooops... that's hot but you're too late, I've already had my dildo in me half the morning =D

>>23466964
Horny little girl, huh? Can you clean it off like a good girl? You're gonna help me cum.

>>23466970
I licked it clean ;)

>>23466972
You know how to make my cock drip precum, that's not easy. How badly do you want to be filled with up and used like my fucktoy til the only sounds coming from your mouth are "yes sir"? I'm starting to think you're not so bad.

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>>23466869
Would you please exchange kik/skype and stop shitting up the thread?

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>>23466985
Hey buddy, get bent.

I feel bad that we killed the thread. I want to read more hot secrets!

>>23466781
Do I read your message right that you might like a girl to do this and not tell you, if it made the sex inexplicably hotter?

>>23467007
I don't!

Hears one of mine anyways, since I'm trying not to contactfag your ass.
>go out with girl in high school
>break up on bad terms
>we end up getting back together a few years later
>fuck daily
>fuck in public
>fuck in hotels
>she gets sore one week and we decide to calm down
>she goes to her aunts house for the following weekend for some family barbeque
>my friend thinks we should take advantage and party
>just my friend and I
>4 girls
>we all get drunk, smoke a little and can't hear anything over the music
>girl #1 sits on my lap
>girl #2 is sitting between my legs on the floor
>girl #3 is between my friend and I and the fourth is on his lap
>I'm drunk and leaning back when I feel my dick out
>girl #2 is licking the head, looking at me and moving her hand up #1's leg
>tap my buddy's shoulder and he takes the other two upstairs
Eh?

>>23467024
Some poeple have all the fun

>>23467027
Talk to me and I'll make your life a lot more fun.

>girl #1 is leaning back and sucking my neck while #2 is trying her best to deepthroat
>she's spitting up and making a mess so i pull her had back and motion at my belt
>#1 turns to straddle me instead and starts talking it off for her
>grinding her pussy into my stomach
>fuck it
>start taking her shirt off and bra
>girl #2 is back sucking me off and drooling on my balls now
>these sluts already have me cheating so
>fuck it
>push #1 off, pull her shorts off and then back on me
>she tries to kiss me
>push her head back to my neck so I can lean forward and take #2 by the hair
>push her face in #1's ass
>she looks confused
>pull her head up and down for a second
>drunk slut starts eating her ass and playing with my cock
Next maybe last.

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>>23467038
That doesn't sound the like worst thing you could have possibly done. I mean, holy shit. That sounds like the best thing you could have done.

I've got more stories but whatever

>#1 starts biting my neck hard while #2 is tongue deep in her ass
>she starts grinding into her face and #2 starts undressing while keeping
>feel something dripping down my cock
>not spit
>#1 is fucking dripping and brushing against the head
>stand up, and carry #1 out into the bedroom
>flip her on her knees and slap her asshole a couple times with my cock
>she's begging to get fucked when #2 walks in
>#2 comes up behind and starts stroking me
>filthy little bitch guides me into her friend
>I bottom #1 out til her arms fall under her while #2 is putting her face between her legs
>fuck it
>#1 already came
>push it in her ass
>she starts crying
>#2 is laughing at her and grinding on her face now
>we both start laughing
>#2 hasn't gotten much so I pull out
>she licks my cock clean before putting her ass in the air for me
>she doesn't cry at all
>fuck her while her friend plays with herself on the bed
>cum deep in #2 was
>she pulls her friend off the bed and I've never seen anything like it
>makes the girl lick cum out of her ass

I went and got even more drunk, kicked them out up to my friends room, pretty sure he fucked them after that. Blew my girlfriend off for a week until the hickeys healed and then went back to fucking her for another few months until we decided we weren't happy.

>>23467051
Eh, I cheated and felt like a bastard about it, never told her and probably never will tell anyone outside of here.

Really makes me want to fuck that other girl senseless, though, between us.

>>23467056
Well yeah, you'll naturally feel like a bastard but I guess that fades.

I'm only 28 years old, cheating on my wife (married for 4, together for 10) because my sex drive changed (for the worse). I feel bad for cheating, but at least I don't have all these frustrations anymore that make life unbearable and makes me resent the woman that I love.

It's a fucked up thing, cheating. I do it for release, for being able to cope with life with the woman I love... How is that normal? How can I not feel like shit? I still do it, and if there was an attractive woman next to me right now I wouldn't hesitate. Hilarious, 1 year ago to the date I would have said no. Now look at me? Sex starved maniac that wouldn't think twice.

How low a person can fall.

>>23467072
Gotta find your peace. I've never cheated on a girl I had feelings for, only if we were just mutually fucking with a title like the last girl. The lie still hurts, but I dunno. I'm in no place to speak.

>>23462932
I wouldn't have done it if I didn't.

>>23467072
you sound like me a few years ago. I felt horrible, but couldn't stop. The problem was that my personality changed......i became quiet (to contain my guilt and depression) I couldn't help falling for some of the women I was with and when we broke up I would become depressed and withdrawn. Also, I stopped talking to my wife because I got it all out when I was with my lovers. Ultimately, our marriage broke up because I was no pleasure to live with

Cheated on my bf with some cocky highschool kid. Yeah, I know it was pretty fucked up. No, he never found out.

One night i was in bed with my girlfriend at the time, she was asleep and and couldn't sleep, so i got up and went into her little sisters room. She was still awake so she told me to come in and i sat on her bed with her and we talked for a bit. Finally i just reluctantly asked her "hey im pretty horny, could you maybe just give me a handjob?" which she replied "how about a blowjob?". So i proceeded to let my grilfriend's little sister suck me off and swallow every last drop while my girlfriend slept in the next room. Even took pictures and my ex never found out.

Well here a story, you guys might like.
>Had a GF 6/10 but good enough, i'm not picky
>Meet girl on the webz, lives 2000KM away different country (europe and all)
>Sext with webzgirl and exchange nudes the whole kazam
>Fall in love with the webzgirl
>Break up with IRL gf, because i'm not a complete dick
>Meet up with webzgirl 6 months later for a week
>Get in a stupid discussion with her family at the end of the week about wanting to see her till the last minute of my trip
>Get massivly angry, her family is having none of my shit
>Leave for my hotel, go home next day
>She tells me we should have a break (oh great)
>We are on a break but we are clear on not messing with others
>Go to a festival few weeks later to get my mind of things
>Flirt and hook-up with other girls like there is no tomorrow
>Sober up after the weekend feel like absolute shit
>Happened again a few times after on other parties and stuff
Now that I think of it, it happened a fews time before too in the period between meeting up irl and breaking up with the first girl. I think I have an issue with cheating actually. I mean this webzgirl was way out of my league and somehow I just can't control it. I mean i didn't fuck any of them but obvious flirting, even kissing and dancing like freaking nignogz. It happened before with other GF's. I need help, because i feel absolutly shit about it...

>>23462120
broke and entered a house, shat on the floor and literally painted a shitty swastika on the wall. then i left. lulz i had.

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>>23462126
I know that feel senpai

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worst thing i've done is abandon family when they stopped acting like family and treating me like shit, then telling me i should forgive them because they're family. the guilt eats at me but i'd rather be done with them than suffer anymore.

called the cops on my brother after he hit me and refused to let him come into my home despite it being freezing outside.

i am an asshole.

I pierced with a needle some condoms of a friend of mine.
He got a pair of twins
He had to leave college
He started to work at McDonald
3 months after the birth his gf left him

I came on a spider once

I have a huge panty fetish, especially for sniffing used, freshly worn ones. Any time my sister was visiting from college and brought friends along with her, I'd take any opportunity I could to sneak over to the friends' luggage, borrow a pair of used panties, and take them back to my room. I always returned them though, and never got caught.

One time though, my sister and her roommate were being moved to a new dorm after the building they were living in had some kinda damage. I drove over to help them move. At one point her roommate's hamper ended up in my SUV's back seat, and I managed to swipe a cute thong out of it and stash it in my glovebox. For the next week, I did not masturbate once without that thong pressed against my nose. As far as I know, she never noticed it missing either.

>>23468892
I honestly hope you get into a car accident soon.

I had sex with my best friend's ex, after he asked me not to, and I made sure that he knew I did it. Then after we got into an arghement about it, I stormed off like /he/ was the asshole. That night, he drank himself to death.

Sitting with his grieving family, while feeling entirely responsible for his death, was probably the worst thing I've ever endured. I was very close to his family before, but have only spoken to them twice in the decade since. I haven't been to his grave site yet either.

*Friendly reminder as we head into spring break, alcohol poisoning is real and it's a horrible thing. Be safe, anons*

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i came on my ex girlfriend's cat once

>>23468817
I wouldn't say so necessarily.

This guy is a real asshole.
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>>23468927
Lol... spidey karma will probably get you back for that one.

>>23469326
What the fuck, why would you do that? And why would he do that over it?? More details.

I cheat on my girlfriend regularly with freshers.
I fucked my friend's little sister and another's girlfriend.

>>23471328
Well this turned me on

How old is your girlfriend? I live in a university town and like the look of the freshers sometimes!

>>23471330
22. But I just can't say no to 18 year old pussy.

>>23471332
I'm 29 so does that make me more perverted than you lol

>>23471335
Probably, 26 myself. But barring a deteroriation in my looks I have no intention of stopping shagging them. I mean that's why I became a PhD student after all.

>>23471342
If I'd been less naive and less wrapped up in my teenage boyfriend at 18 I'd have quite enjoyed the idea of being irresistable temptation to the PhD students

>>23471347
It's never too late for a bit of fun. I suppose not enough people get that your younger years are all about that fun though.

>>23471356
Exactly. My own freshers' week or in fact whole first year experience was of painfully trying to keep a long term relationship going with a guy who was losing interest, while the friends I now envy in hindsight were out shagging

I just got some girl 18 years younger than me pregnant and it's not my wife

>Left my life go to total waste without doing shit about it
>Not balls enough to commit suicide
Life's a fucking meaningless shit

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>Knew this girl
>Has a kid and the father is her boyfriend
>Her secret was she was diagnosed with cancer and not even her boyfriend knew.
>She wanted to cheat on her husband with me before she died.
>I let her.
>later find out she lied about the cancer.

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>>23471888
Trips

When i be 11 i was just starting grind dick on gf of same age then her younger bro saw us

>>23471301

I was in a phase where I was being an asshole. I was being all 'alpha dog' and generally giving no fucks about anyone but myself. It was a dark time and it unfortunately took the death if my best friend to snap me out of it.

For YEARS afterwards the guilt ate at me and drove me into a deep depression that I, rather effectively, hid from those around me. I went from asshole to self destructive, to borderline suicidal. It got bad enough that I started locking the guns (my roommate loaned me a pistol and had another one in his bedroom) in the other room where I'd not have access to them. Finally, I started talking to a counselor (free, through my school) and then ultimately to others about the guilt. That saved my life.

Burning other people in order to pursue your own pleasures is a dangerous game. It's fun while you are there, but years later when you look back, the shame at who and what you were is pretty heavy.

Barebacked two different girls in the same day. Told them both I loved them and that they were the only one in my life.

>>23472063
You dirty boy!

fucked up a guy with a club for very little reason. I was just starting to get sober and was in a real bad mood. Was moving a table down a flight of stairs, the guy bumped past me, I stumbled, a leg I was holding snapped off, and I chased that fucker down a couple flights and wailed on him for a while. Did three months for that.

>since we're all strangers
>not knowing m00t archives all posts at NSA
ebing

>>23472740
Wh o is m00t?

>>23472437
DESU sounds like you got pretty lucky. That's assault w/ a deadly weapon, and a club can do some pretty fucked up damage, especially if you were on him for a while. I wonder what caused it to be a misdemeanor.