Assumptions thread. I'll start. Don't just post your

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I will assume upon the arrival of more anons for a high (You)ph score.

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I always post weird as fuck pics, so I guess I'll try and post a normal one itt for a change

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>>23460834
Decent person, trying to figure the direction of your life, but you will probably be successful. You are relatively grounded.
>>23460841
Lenny Kravitz's secret love child
>>23460851
Artistic and has a knowledge of obscure film

>>23460879
......if you count obscure horror, sure.

You're taking a degree somehow related to science

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>>23460834
you like listening to metal and you're a whiskey guy
>>23460841
You have strong opinions are you're not afraid to share them
>>23460851
You play bass in a local band, soft-spoken but witty
>>23460879
You can draw well, but most people don't know it. You have a cat and a dog.

>>23460879
Your name starts with a B. Or you travel a lot, either or.
>>23460851
You smoked crack once, but didn't feel the urge to do it again.
>>23460841
You don't mind most subcultures but can't stand pretentious people.
>>23460834
You have a strong set of moral standards but are trying to grow more as well.

>>23460841
You feel that feel when no gf way too often for a young human bean as yourself and that's an assumption that is more from your generals.
(^:
>>23460851
You read, but your books are mostly 20th century, maybe even genre fiction.
>>23460879
Despite looking as a person with much gravity, I assume you are actually very inclined to humor.
>be successful
If only.
>>23460892
To be entirely honest with you, I have never drunk whiskey. It's not that uncommon here, as vodka is more of a hard spirits choice. Not so much for metal, but I guess occasional Burzum counts.

You tend to be the glue of whatever social circle you hang around, as in you often take initiate and plan going out and what not.

>>23460879
>le Lenny look a like meme
goddammit
you go to a pumpkin patch to pick your own pumkins for halloween, you've gone wine tasting before.

>>23460851
you're probably in the IT field, genuinely nice guy probably.

>>23460892
>correct
you've got a goofy sense of humor and a decent social life, you're friends are equally as goofy

>>23460899
yes, I'd assume but tfw no face

>>23460834
you are training to bear the weight of your own feels, powerlifting is the only solution to a life of souldeadening feels. tfw no slavic squat lifting gf to spot with :^)

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>>23460923
>tfw no high intensity high weigh low set and rep training routine for greater pound for pound strength
One day I will show my tru form

>>23460892
Nope, never played bass or been in a band. Your biggest mistake was soft spoken though lol
>>23460899
I've done my share of coke in the past, but no crack
>>23460908
Mostly 20th century, yeah; genre fiction, nah. Currently I'm reading Schopenhauer though, just to spite your century guess lol
>>23460911
Journalism. Nice is... kinda hard to define. I'm not a really moral guy as far as ignoring laws or social conventions to get what I want, but I am dedicated to my friends

>>23460935
But have you started with the Greeks? You ought to start with Greeks.

Soul is fire and spheres produce literal music and digits are magic.
t. Presocratic

>>23460935
liberal arts was my next guess, funposting aside.

>>23460934
3 reps 10 sets 85% max for maximum protein synthesis and blood flow. No plateaus my friend. Get big.

>>23460945
I haven't. I'm not a student of philosophy, I just have this habit of reading books on things I get curious about instead of searching Wikipedia. This has led me from ancient Japanese history to the biography of cancer hahahahaha

>>23460935
Oops, totally wrong then!

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>>23460841
political activist and weed smoker extraordinaire

>>23460851
sometimes your life gets flipped turned upside down

>>23460879
you seem genuinely kind hearted

>>23460892
You seem like you pull lotsa bitches but I also dont know how tall you are

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>>23460879
you want to be a teacher
>>23460851
socially awkward
>>23460834
a lot of autistic meme pages liked on fb

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>>23460841
likes being dominated
>>23460851
in a serious relationship
>>23460879
fucked over 20 men

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A penis, I have.

>>23462785
Nice

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>>23462645
goes gym 4/5 times per week
>>23462611
gentleman
>>23460834
jaw line on point

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Just back frm tech

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>>23460834
Virgin
>>23460841
Used to into self harm
>>23460851
Manlet
>>23460879
Russian lady in her 30/s
>>23460892
Youth group leader who fucks the kids
>>23462611
Chain smokes
>>23462624
Graphic designer
>>23462645
Smells of cheap cologne
>>23462673
Dirty
>>23462785
Abomination
>>23462802
Only likes dominate men 2+ years older than herself

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>>23460834
has a lot going on
>>23460841
likes sad music
>>23460851
dreamy. likes to get lost in thoughts
>>23460879
likes folk art
>>23460892
contagious laughter
>>23462611
damn so many sad face in this thread. you feel lost
>>23462624
you like art and paint or play music
>>23462645
loves his motorbike, proud of his dick
>>23463368
makes good money
>>23462802
i dont think this is you ,why would you be among these sad men in ITT
>>23462785
into occult stuff, mostly for the aesthetics
>>23462673
plays guitar while drunk with cigarette i his mouth

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>>23463406
Has a job that's boring to others but you personally really enjoy it

>>23463368
Dropped out of engineering and went into business school instead

>>23462673
Lives in a state south of Tennessee

>>23462645
People think you're a douche/dudebro but you're actually pretty chill

>>23462611
Likes to pretend to enjoy wine

>>23460892
Will hate your life in 10 years

>>23460879
You have a penchant for weird pets and Pinterest

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>>23460851

You're me in either a past or future life

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>>23463486
Art student/Graduated Art student, print making as a passion

>>23462802
If sad handjob had a face.
But for real, boss queen with dreams of owning their own business

>>23462785
Fucking brutal mistress, would grovel for

>>23462624
Makes deep house/vapor wave for fun

here's me looking real fucking lame

>>23463580
likes to do manual works in the house

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>>23460834
How do you even pull these pictures off OP?
It took me 10 minutes alone trying to recreate it
>>23460879
Youre very caring about your surrounding but the load of other peoples problems is really taking a toll on you, you dont sleep good in the last time because of that and because of your job
>>23460892
Ur a cheeky cunt m8
>>23462611
You wanted to study something with sport but now you realize how much physics and biology shit you need to learn and youre questionign your decision, you dont really care that much abotu culture and just consume whatever comes under your nose and you have fun with it
>>23462624
You have some anexty issues but its getting better in the last few years youre very outgoing but just with the right people
>>23462645
Isnt the sharpest tool in the shed, likes to hang out a lot and is very social you only come to soc for the praise
>>23462673
Literal Ubermensch

>>23462802
yup
>>23463368
somewhat true, i do smell like cologne all the time but not from a cheap one
>>23463406
no motorbike but very proud of muh dick
>>23463486
maybe
>>23463772
not at all, 2nd year of software engineering, iq that is very close to the "gifted" level,not very social either and.

>>23463880
b-but you have muscles
please dont ruin my narrow worldview

>>23462611
You follow fashion trends as much as any normal person would, but you'd at times rather spend your entire time on this website memeing away.
>>23462624
You watch a lot of film, mostly European stuff.
>>23462645
A bit of a chad, but not of the self-absorbed type. Isn't vapid.
>>23462673
JUST
>>23462785
Well memed.
>>23462802
>>23462802
You should clean your room up. I'm assuming you procrastinate a lot and your attention span is bit short.
>>23463368
Bit depressed, maybe takes some drugs to lift the weight of his feels.
>>23463406
Very calm person, likes his surroundings comfy and in order.
>>23463486
You are probably some humanities student, most likely art.
>>23463580
Reads bit too much about psychedelics and in drugs in general and is anxious to try out some heavy shit.
>>23463772
Just spin your head famiglia and be yourself.

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>>23463970
I didnt want to copy you, was just wondering why the fuck you choose that angle etc.
>have an original me

>>23463976
Because muh aesthetics
>not wanting to look like Byron because muh internal turmoil
2deep4u

>>23463989
Holy shit you do look like George Gordon Byron the british poet... I totally didnt just need to look that up
Well, carry on whatever creative mission youre striving for fampai, its lookin´gud
Im a weakling so I´ll go to bed now
>writing an exam tommorrow and I havent even started to learn for it
kill me now please.
Atleast its english, thats not too hard

>>23464003
English is peasant tier language, you will make it. (^:

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>>23464019
Some true shit right there
English is literally for degenerates, its so fucking easy.
Ive never read anything in english that compares to the pure beauty of writers like Thomas Mann or Heinrich Heine ( I know I just h8 on Heine last week and I still do but his writing is just beau)
I would pull out some qoutes, but translating them to english probably is worse of a crime than rape
Anyways, G´night!

>>23464032
G'night làd.

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>>23460834
Can't sleep without his anime body pillow.
>>23460841
Has more flannel shirts than he can count.
>>23460892
Eats a lot of cereal, without any milk.
>>23462673
Wanted to be in a rock band as a teen.
>>23463772
Trips over air/ trips going up the stairs.

>>23464558
>anime
W e w
e
w

I suppose you're le quirky 4chan grill type xDDDD (^:

You haven't read a book in years.

>>23464566
Not at all mate, I try to make myself as invisible as possible in person and attaching myself to le quirky 4chan grill persona isn't in my interest.
Also fuck off I read plenty of books.

>>23464580
Like what tbqh?

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>>23464582
Heres an old picture of some of my books. Perfume is my favorite though.

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>>23463486
Really into visual kei
>>23463580
Went to trade school and drives a truck
>>23463772
Really into WoW and LoL in high school but think of yourself as more of an intellectual literary type now
>>23463976
Nerdy but popular with women.
>>23464558
Politically conservative

>>23464593
At least there's no genre fiction, now I know you read actual literature. (^:

Seriously though, why the Latin dictionary? Are you into Latin? Also, I hope you don't post on lit bookshelf threads unironically.

I wish I had a proper camera, I could show you muh 1956 edition of Don Quixote with illustrations by Gustav Dore and Heliodore Pisan. It's not my favourite, my favourite is that book by Stendhal, The Red and the Black, but it's certainly my most valued book.
>tfw can't show all the dank illustrations
Kill me.
>>23464595
You really wish you were much better at whatever instrument you are practising right now.

>>23464614
I was trying to self teach myself latin awhile ago, but learning languages is probably one of my worst skills.
And that sounds neat. My mother deals in antiques so I've had the opportunity to get a lot of old books some from the 1800s, but I don't keep any because they fall apart too easy. You can find interesting things in old books though.

>>23464646
I tried once too, I never got past declination, which was the easiest thing in my opinion, but that's just because my own native language has seven declinations, so it's nothing new.

Do you have pics of really good old books?

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>>23464595

quite , introverted

>>23464595
You probably get questioned about your gender a lot.

>>23464674
Nah any of the old books would be under piles and piles of antiques. And a lot of them are falling apart. A lot of them do have cool illustrations in them though, especially the really old ones.

>>23464685
Very /fa/
>>23464735
>tfw no antiquary books
Older books generally seem to be more diverse. Lot more variation in terms of illustrations, fonts, size of volumes etc.

I'm jelly. F-fug you.

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>>23460879
Works an office job
>>23462611
Lives with your parents
>>23463406
Grew up in a wealthy family
>>23463976
You miss "the good old days" back in highschool

>>23464833
You are predisposed towards idealistic thinking.

>>23464833
you like to read Judith Butler

>>23464833
You really like computer stuff.

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No one is going to assume anything right about me but hey, why not?

>>23466299
Clearly you've spent too much time on gluing whatever it is that is on your wall. Also what's with the huge sweater? Basically you're bigfoot.

>>23466328
Those are pokemon cards and they're highly collectible u fukn fag.
Also I'm 4'11 and the sweater is my friend's.

>>23466299
You're literally a lil dreamqueen

>>23466359
http://www.wikileaf.com/strain/dream-queen/

Surprisingly accurate.

>>23466357
I'd sell them.
>being a womanlette
Or is 4'11 normal height or I'm just miscalculating autism units into actual measurements inaccurately?

Pls don't bully me ;__;

>>23466593
I am small ye. But it's you who is bullying me anon. :c

>>23466968
I'm just memeing, that's all. Always wondered how it feels to be that small. Not that I'm very tall, I think it's six feet in American metres (^:, but it's a mindfuck to me, really.

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>>23466299
Doctor who fan

>>23464833
You're an only child

>>23464685
You used to hate your job but now you've gotten used to it

>>23464595
Into music. Used to play guitar when you were younger.

>>23464558
Wait too goddamn accurate
My bodyheight is so annoying, taking one step is very uneconomical because im such a big guy (for you) but two steps are a tad too much.
God created me just to suffer.
Youre pretty quirky with good friends but otherwise youre pretty introverted
>>23464580
>getting mad over this
please
>>23464595
Not WoW but LoL yeah, actually, pretty fucking accurate aswell.
>am I so easily readable?
Nerdy but popular with woman
hahahahahha I wish
thanks though
>you
is pretty introverted but likes to drink because that lets him loosen up.
Sad but smart
>>23464833
A-are you telling me to grow up?
You play acoutstic guitar and wants the attention on yourself

>>23466989
On point desu senpai.

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>>23460879
A working professional with a lesser known fucked up side
>>23462624
Artsy, possibly gay? Lives in a city
>>23463486
Employed as a stylist or some sort of designer
>>23463976
Extroversion covers inner turmoil

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>>23468356
May ur studying in a well known university

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>>23468356
likes everything with butterflies and flowers on. slightly esoteric
>>23466989
likes to do graphic designs and paint
>>23466299
your bf pokeon collection, you are into nerdy stuff or can enjoy it

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>>23463486
You have mother issues
>>23463580
You don't get along with either of your parents but you still respect them to some degree.
>>23463976
You enjoy reading a lot or discovering things outside. you have more female friends than male.
>>23464558
You have a moderate self-esteem and you like making jokes a lot within your friend group
>>23468356
You have an awesome bond with yer mum. She's an inspiration to you. Also lovely hair.
>>23468635
You spend too much time thinking about how you look and how other people think you look. Not in an insecure way, but in a narcissistic kind of way.
>>23468651
You're a very emotional person and you have a large capacity to love. Especially your family. You also play an instrument of some kind.

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>>23464833
hates going to work, but does it cause of parental pressure

>>23466299
likes to flip poke cards for cash

>>23466989
soft core music enthusiast

>>23468356
just started your first office job, has big aspirations

>>23468635
the friend everyone enjoys having around but never gets invited to anything

>>23468651
has strong opinions about complex topics on the internet

>>23468669
cuts

>>23468696
Never have.

You were picked on a lot in school until around the middle to the end of your highschool year.

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>>23468696
Likes Pearl Jam
>>23468669
Doesn't like Pearl Jam
>>23468651
Thinks Pearl Jam is for mainstream faggots
>>23468635
Has never heard of Pearl Jam
>>23468356
Has heard one song by Pearl Jam on a Pandora station

>>23468721
Rofl. I've heard of Pearl Jam but I've never Listened to them before.
My assumption is that you like Pearly Jamz.
But also that you like going to clubs with your female friends but don't dance with anyone unless you're drunk.

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>>23460834
Ayyy I've seen you on here before. Part of me thinks you're like one of those really outgoing dudes who'd do a bunch of activities & shit in high school, but the lighting/filter suggests you'd be kinda introverted and poetic. Can't tell much from your expression, because your poker face game is on point.
>>23460841
You look really success-driven and determined; seems like you'd be into a lot of humanitarian stuff and activism, too.
>>23460879
You look really empathetic and understanding; kinda have that teacher look.
>>23460892
Cheeky banter lord

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>>23468696
Look like you play video games/into anime. Not putting that in a bad way, just my first guess

>>23468721
/average/ qt normal

>>23468857
Seems like you're outgoing. Can speak to anyone and make a new friend quickly

>>23468903
scottish or scottish origin
>>23468857
you look like a total IT career guy I know
>>23468721
I think I've never heard pearl jam

bumpin