whats a girl to do with some kraken for booze alone on a Tuesday

Dump it out and buy some Jameson's

>>23459380
Nerd

>>23459380
You should start by returning the Kraken and getting some whiskey. That stuff is the devil's water.

You and that rose are cute, if you didn't know.

>>23459380
join me and my jägermeister

>>23459380
Finish drinking, then insert into pussy and/or anus,and post the pics to prove it

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>>23459380
Build a lasso

Get drunk and shit post on 4chan which you're apparently already doing

>>23459380
write a timestamp on that cute face of yours then get naked.

>>23459380
Kik me and I'll keep you occupied
Philfry3000

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heres me with my cute hair
also entertain me a lil got some jokes or what

timestamp incoming

>>23459423
what is kik lol

>>23459428
What's the difference between you and a dead baby?

A dead baby gets me hard.

>>23459428
Timestamp first, then we shall look at entertaining you oh picture from last year poster

>>23459435
like a chatting application on phones

>>23459437
HAH

>>23459428
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing

More if you kik me
philfry3000
;)

>>23459428
>here's me with my cute hair
Fuck off

>>23459428
>Not attractive
>Lets gage my ears
Good choice

>>23459439
rather not haha
>>23459451
No U <3

>>23459448
Calm your thirstyness

waiting on a timestamp before i whip my dick out. and hurry up, cause i'm rock hard.

>>23459446
Have you ever heard about the origins of yodeling?

>>23459380
Enjoy some of the best rum the gods have given to us yo!!


>>23459391
I am sure if she wanted an irish whiskey she would have gotten that instead. Ease up on the alcohol abuse.

>>23459466
No haha

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Hola gentlemen

>>23459428
Nice tits btw, be a good girl and get them out

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here's me with a new top =^-^=

>>23459507
only if you're nice!

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fUX is in my ID hahahhaa
getgetgetgetgotgotgotgot

>>23459521
we're like santa, filled our sac with presents

>>23459503
Ummm yes you are totally cute but that bottle is unopened.. I shed a tear... :'(

>>23459503
fuckkk, i wanna cum all over your cute face.

>>23459513
let's see that body ;)

>>23459534
It's open now :3

>>234595380
that's not something every lady wants to hear ya feel

>>23459527
You have the loveliest skin >.<

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>>23459546
oh trust me, I don't take care of it sometimes :(

>>23459521
Well I didn't demand tgfo, is that nice enough?

Your such a little cutie tho, really wish you would kik me haha

>>23459527
more. i bet that ass is edible

>>23459550
spread twat

>>23459527
This same pic but with your sexy glasses on

>>23459550
what about a gif taking a shot?

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just my face, for now :3

>>23459550
Hell do we do the things we need to do all the time... Fuck no. But will say you have a lovely complexion still.

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It is easy you come over and we trade shots and lies OP.... Get down in the 253 with me. BTW i'm on vodka shots tonight

>>23459550
And not to mention that beautiful smile as well

>>23459562
So pretty girl!! How old are you?

You have a lovely smile. Im a sucker for smiles.

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>>23459567
I live in Canada so no way dude

pic related;
my best friend, Nov 9th RIP <3 miss him

>>23459571
I am 20, turning 21 this year

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show butt

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>>23459527
I drew this just for you. I hope you like it :D :D :D :D

>>23459574
Damn you drink good rum and love corgis... You are here by dubbed amazeaballs

Awww. Sad. Cute doggie

>>23459574
I don't believe you you did not start with "sorry" but that is ok.... you keep getting down with your bad self time for another drink here cheers.

>>23459503
More of the dogo pls

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>>23459585
I love it thank you :3

here's me in a dress

>>23459578
Wow you bairly look a day over 18!

>>23459562
i've never been one for subtlety, but, fuck i want to ravage you like an animal, you cute little slut.

>>23459428
Adorable.

Moar please

>>23459595
Show us your butthole.

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more doggo

What kind of dog is that.? So adorable

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old pic of my bumbum
:3

>>23459595
Damn you are sexy!! I love that dress, and that clevege ;)
The dress would look so much better scrunched up on the floor tho (corny I know but I had to say it)

>>23459604
a corgi :)

>>23459605
And you had triscuits.

Fuck me you're something else.

you look like a diaper girl.

that's not an insult by any means.

>>23459617
what does it mean then?

>>23459605
wheres ur ass.... sry... u have a guy ass

>>23459605
Where in Canada are you? 902 here

>>23459615
something else for having triscuits? really?

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>>23459605
Nice cheeks
>>23459602
And what kind is he. This is mine

>>23459624
okay? congrats on being gay!

>>23459633
i dont like girls, so i can't be gay. not trying to be a bitch but srsly

Thats a nice looking dog too.

>>23459620

a little, basically
>>23399245

>>23459629
807
>>23459632
corgi
aw your little guy is so cute
>>23459635
I know I have an ass, so your comment is bologna.

>>23459630
Yes, that's my fetish.

Do you have a problem with that or something? It's like you've never had cracker sex.

>>23459646
again tho, a compliment. You would be super cute padded up.

>>23459646
weeeeeeeird

Snapchat? You have that?

>>23459648
i've seen more definition in a pancake... this isn't even the alcohol talking, do some squats girl

>>23459587
>>23459614
Called it!

>>23459651
as opposed to nigger sex

>>23459661
Damn new ids lol

>>23459662
And now you're knocking on my size.

Calm down.

>>23459658
Yes, Kittiechan
>>23459660
thanks, keep lookin

>>23459648
>807
ofc you are
>tfw all the qt 3.14s are in ON
fugg ;__;

>>23459648
That's not a corgi

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heres more of my flat ass

>>23459692
Your ass is as flat as your tits.

>>23459692
Very true

How does your ass look in boy shorts?
You don't have an ass for a thing or g string

Damn, some people here get a bit rude. Her ass is nice. I approve

>>23459692
Don't care, would still spank!

>>23459692
Feel like the picture dosent do it justice desu.

I kinda want some kraken now

>>23459717
What the fuck I said desu.

>>23459692
It's the amazing boobs we want

>>23459692
I would thoroughly enjoy giving that ass some attention

truth hurts i guess

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heres some tits for the fuck of it

>>23459732
Well since you have an ass thats better then do share.

>>23459738
Nice tits!!! I approve!

>>23459738
Now those look fun

Do you like having them pinched, pulled, and slapped while you ride dick

>>23459738
can i put my cock between them?

>>23459743
maybe :3
>>23459744
only if its big enough ;)

>>23459738
How about some more perhaps? Those tits can be pushed together!

>>23459752
You have a naughty side don't ya.

Can I interest you in a leather belt spanking

>>23459738
do you have kik to?

>>23459738
i dare you to download kik to your smartphone and watch me responding to your fascinating breasts.

>>23459428
Nice, those are something I could grab and yank while pounding you from behind.

Everyone getting horny up in this thread.. Lol

>>23459738
That's what i'm talking about. I would love to suck on those tits, stick my dick in between them and bust a load all over you. .

>>23459752

the things I would do, fuck im hard

I guess fingering that tight pussy is the next obvious step

>>23459595
This is my favorite one. So fucking hot

>>23459681

I know that feel bro

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heres my puss puss

>>23459908
Mmmm I'd eat it. You like that?

Fuck its a goddamn trap.

>>23459908
Can you spread those lips please?

More cleavage shots please!

The puss is great, but I love the face and the curves better!

>>23459908
Wtf is that

>>23459908
Damn... that's a sweet little honey pot you got cutie

>>23459908
You look like a burn victim

>>23459934
sorry bout the quality XD

>>23459944
Can you post a better quality pic of twat?

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>>23459902
>Num ends in 902

>>23459934
>>23459928
>>23459926
>>23459920
>>23459911
Have you faggots never seen postop?
If this isn't a trap then there's something real wrong.

>>23459908
ohhhhhh shittt. i almost left because i thought the thread was over.

yup. mtf

>>23459959
ewwwww are you serious ive always been female since 1995 you fucking idiot cancer scum

Damnnn girl. You got a kik or a snapchat?

>>23459944
Spread that puss puss with your finger fingers

>>23459959
I'd still fuck

>>23459959
bruh>>23459908

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>>23459963
you're another cancer scum idiot too hahahahhahahahahhahah go fucking kill yourself no one wants you around here

anyways here you go.

>>23459959
Check how many chromosomes you have you fucking retard. her tits aren't fake, and only women are with born with tits. please, enlighten us with your first-hand knowledge of trannies.

>>23459965
>cancer scum
I'm not the one that looks like they had tumors lobbed off.
Bitch you had a dick, your hole fucking gapes, what should be labia minors fucking 'stitch' together right above that, and the lips look like somebody took a sculpting knife to putty. Get a refund, from either the doctor or God.

>>23459977
I may have misspoke. That is a convincing pussy. If you're a trans degenerate then your surgeon is a wizard with a scalpel.

>>23459983
THANK YOU haha

>>23459977
That's no way for a lady to talk. Think about what you're saying.

>>23459983
>only women are born with tits
HAHAHAHA
>>23459977
I thought I was going to have to rip on your more for a better picture, thanks for proving me wrong faggot.

>>23459977
Fuck that guy!

Request- fingers in pussy with your pretty little face in the back of the pic

>>23459995
its okay no one wants him here cause he trolls to get more pics fuck that shit
>>23459990
I am fucking female.

>>23459977
Got any of your tight asshole?

>>23460004
Yeah and I almost got it shitposting, that's my secret captain.

>>23460009
You're hot. Just hot all around

>>23459977
keep laughing, at least i was born with a pussy.

>>23459977
Any chance you can make a webm of you fingering that sweet pussy?

Wtf happend in here. You all going crazy

>>23460009
You are a sexy female for sure :)

>>23460019
LETS SEE IT DEN HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAGHAHAhahahh?qhyqhaHahAHhHhhH

>>23460019
This bitch gets it.
>>23460009
>trolling
Says the tranny.

>>23459908
>>23459977
Would bury my face and cock in that yummy twat

>>23460027
Are you okay? Are the hormones making you a little testy? Or should I say esty?

>>23460032
cancer

>>23460027
pass.

i have no need to post pics online praying for attention. i've done it yeah, but never to trick anyone.

you have long fingers, a fucked vajayjay and some sorry ass fake titties. don't blame me for calling you out.

no one gives a shit here, be honest tho.

>>23460043
Bruh dont me mad that you dont stand a chance with a real woman and not some boy pussy

>>23460044
I have it, yes.
At least I have a good reason to get my balls lobbed off.

>>23460046
You go girl!

>>23460052
whatever I hope it gets you again

>>23460057
I have no horse in this race, but you should post your butt hole

>>23460051
>boy pussy
I should take offense from a faggot that uses that for either trap assholes or post op innie-dicks? Nah, I think I'll stick to fucking my real girl.

>>23460068
Bruh i give a fuck less coming from the thirstiest limp dicks of these thread >.<

>>23460057
Thank you, maybe next it can take my eyes so I don't have to suffer through the Hell that allows doctors to do this. Though I might need them because I could spot you a mile off.

>>23460077
Did you just have a stroke typing that or is your trap boyfriend doing a real good job?

>>23460057
Woahhh all dat testosterone coming out bro

>>23460078
do you just sit there and wonder to yourself "wow i'm a piece of shit" ever? cause that's exactly what you are. the internet can do without you. go sleep or something fatty.

>>23460090
Na i am just waiting for your thirsty ass to come home and blow me baby ^.^

>>23460090
Also dont be mad for being called out on being so thirsty its cute (;

>>23460092
>fatty
You're really grasping for straws here. Not only do you have a spare tire, that no doubt insulates you in between maple runs, but have you ever seen a fat cancer patient? No, I lay in bed and wonder, why do people feel like they're women even though they were born with dicks?
>>23460091
Someone really has their balls twisted around.

>>23460103
>>23460100
Do you know what thirsty means? Is that a translatable word from your mother tongue and you just mixed it up with disgusted? If you do speak English, you might want to see a doctor.

>>23460106
wow you should be a writer or at least do something with your sorry ass life. if I were male, why did I sprout tits at the age of 10? if I were male, why can I fuck myself as hard as I want without feeling pain? if I were male, why are all the boys chasing me since 2006?

Jesus christ. Leave the poor girl alone. All of you. She came on here to have fun and meet people. Sorry. It just sucks to see this thread go to hell.

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>>23460119
this is you.

>>23460121
Lmao

This tranny I swear to god he mad af

>>23460130
Go polish your armor

>>23460119
The beauty of words my dear is that one word may have many different meanings. You must have forgotten that while you were getting railed in the ass huh.

Never mind these guys. I sent you a message on snap. Talk to me there

Lets be real here: OP was willing to start a thread and post face and is cute. Nobody else has posted anything. Speaks for itself.

>>23460121
I am a writer, thanks for noticing. It helps for nights like this. You don't have much clue on medical anomalies, do you? Guys can have tits, especially chubby little faggots like you. I'd assume you can fuck yourself like that because you had gotten used to having your asshole split in half. All the boys were chasing you out of their yards so you would stop eating out of their garbage? How terrible, the least they could have done is offered you some.
>>23460131
You sure are getting me.

>>23460155
lmao jus tlmao

>>23460149
That we're not all desperate?
Keen.
>>23460130
>poor girl
While she is Canadian, I wouldn't really call her a girl.
>>23460142
Your performance is continually astounding.
>>23460132
It's almost like there's something tickling his prostate.

>>23460169
I AM A FEMALE LOL that's why all I can do is sit back and laugh

>>23460169
I am glad you noticed me senpai thats why our love works so well

>>23460169
this is the story of a man who desperately wishes he was female so he teases an actual female about being transgender

>>23460169
Idgaf if he is now a she, I just want "her" to admit it and stop lying

>>23460192
UR FUKED

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>>23460182
>>23460166
I'll give you that you can take a beating, good for you. Faggots like me are sick for a reason, call it karma, and this has been a lot of fun having someone that can play along as well as you did. Have a good rest of your night, and let's hope your thread can get back on whatever track it was on.
Have a bump.
>>23460188
Love ya babe.

>>23460200
Show your hands then lol should we call you Jon instead?

>>23460218
Love you to my sweet >^.^<

>>23459908
Care to chat on snap?

>>23460307
kittiechan

>>23460370
Already messaged ya doll

Like, fucking post in the drinking thread that's already around, yo.

>>23438425