>Had leg surgery >Really hard to have sex at the moment

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This us.

>>23452670
>>23452667
holy shit you are gross.

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S'in that D.

>>23452677
Thank you.
<3<3<3<3

>>23452679
So you are a landwhale and he has a tiny dick, awesome couple. Also look pretty fucking poor lol how much drugs do you guys do?

>>23452689
How does one look poor?
I couldn't tell you how much prescribed marijuana I smoke, but other than that mushrooms and Molly is only when we party.

His dick is average.

ill cuck u 2 bby

>>23452703
The baren walls, the old small tv and little stand its on. You both look like you smell terrible and eat nothing but ramen.

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>>23452715
I actually wear Love Spell, by Victoria Secret and he wears Old Spice's Fiji! :3

Ohhhhhhhhh. You've seen a wall and a TV, you know SO MUCH about my home life.

Look, I ain't gonna lie and say I'm rolling in it. I have enough money for bills, and food, and doing fun things when I want but yeah, sometimes it's paycheck to paycheck. Who the fuck cares? So are a lot of people.

None of that means anything when you take into account that I have a great boyfriend who loves me, takes really, really good care of me and doesn't call people out on the internet because he has self esteem, and he rollin' in it. By it I mean my lush fat doughy rolls.

>tl;dr get out of your mom's basement you lonely neck bearded, Doritos encrusted, perpetual Friend Zoned virgin. Go try someone else I am literally laughing my FAT ASS off. <3

Pic related.

I hope that fuckwad didn't kill my thread. D:
I really wanna get cucked.

>>23454172
He's not the one that killed your thread.

ive fucked worse. show your vagina

Really nasty desu.

>>23453928
>old spice
>victoria's secret
>stains all over carpet
hard pass

>>23452595
you are looking for a female to fuck your bf,not for a male to fuck you

i doubt you'll get any luck considering your bf is nothing special and looks mid 30's

>>23454801
Enough said

>>23452595
>Sp00ky lives in Gresham too
Too bad she never responded to my kik, and the fact she has a boyfriend

Aside from the gross thot, is this an Oregon thread?

I'm in Vancouver can that count

>>23455383
Start a new one, or better yet start a northwest thread

>>23454974
and the fact that she might eat you