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ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS
Last thread reached the limit

Chat General - Take a pic in your current state (no polished selfies)
>Music Discussion
>What are you doing?
>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo? (it's cool if you're not)
>Video Games(?)
>Books you're currently reading
>Films etc.

General Discussion

You don't have to follow these guidelines, it's just a suggestion, just post some content so other anons get to know you.
This is a meet-up board after all.

This isn't exactly a rate thread but if that is truly what you seek OP will deliver. R8 others if you're into it.
Let's try to be civil.

Last Thread
>>23370757 (You)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlbkJZzVT20

maintaining consistency, post itt for a variety of (You)'s
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First things first

>>23378634
>I had a cool Khazak friendo who shared his Sgt Frog manga with me and we used to read them under the table in elementary
This guy has been the anime.
>arab
Yes me
>>23378654
stfu you did it for the keks
>>23378612
>post that pic and I delet 4eva
HA! dont they all say that.
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>>23378690
I still deserve credit.

I'll post my arab in return then.
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Foar Germanon frumm Hindi.
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I'm actually going to do one these things, for once

>Music
Listening to Microphones Discog, and trying to into jazz

>what are you doing?
Leaving for grocery store/beer store/money store

>Why you are a fucking NEET
I work for the government ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>Video Games
Dark Souls currently, MGSV and Witcher 3 next

>Books
fug, trying to pick up Sex Drugs and CoCoa Puffs

>Films
Just watched The Visit, M. Night Shamlananas first not shit movie. gg

L8r fegs, be back soon
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>>23378698
Post her.
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>>23378710
I'll take care of things here hub, dw :*.
I'm in charge you fucking shitheads, drop and give me 50.
>>23378711
Post your face first and I will and delet.
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>>23378690
>mfw
so which part of arabia are you from? Are you also an amerifag like me who grew up here and was purged of all heritage?

>>23378706
I miss that barstad. ;-;
Can't w8 4 my squidward drawing... ^__^
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Also where the fuck is Pious Finnegan ;___;
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>>23378710
>jazz
ooooo pls tell me specifics
>money store
KEK...........YON
>gubba
wat u do 4 le mints?
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>Music Discussion
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYeghF4mA8Q
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec_pyajYlm0
>What are you doing?
I just spent the last ten minutes watches the muscles in my arm move...I wish I was joking, it's freaky as heck.
>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo? (it's cool if you're not)
I tried RL once.
The story line was boring, the game play was repetitive, and the tutorial takes 21 years.
>Video Games(?)
I could really do with being recommended some online multiplayer games.
>Films etc.
I saw deadpool the other day. It's was one of the only films in 2016 that have made me laugh and feel a feel.


>I feel like these threads are evolving into something, what have I missed?
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>>23378721
>so which part of arabia are you from?
The worst part

> Are you also an amerifag like me who grew up here?
No but half my family/town is in the US
Never been there but Murican cousins be alternating here often
So our family in specific [tho conservative parents] haven't had a complete local? arabic lifestyle
Highly influenced by Muricans in family.

>purged of all heritage?
I thank nothingness that I have been intelligent enough to purge myself especially from excess redundant bullshit and later on everything meaningful.

>my squidward drawing
Post face faggot

>>23378720
I hate it no.
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>>23378751
C'mon ples, i pwomise.
Although kudos for not trusting me since I'd do the same, especially with these betatards. With you though... so far I've kept my word have I not.
I just wanna see you, don't put other if you want.
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Somehow shitposting led to me getting a number, and I caught feelings for a girl some odd thousand miles away???? This has never happened.
Am I retard?

>>23378721
Bottomless kek.
>>23378710
>microphones discog
Is this a new meme like Death Grips and LoP?
Heard the Witcher3 was supposed to be immensely nuts.
>>23378706
Ethnic cleansing has never been so kawaii.

>Music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2WmzdiQ4HQs
>what are you doing?
Trying to find fuel for these feel beams.
>Why are you a fucking NEET?
Life is hard but I'll write you gay poetry to make up for it.
>Books
Starting the Art of War and Dune today.
>Films
Only God Forgives was weird, but the concept of repentance and all that was neatly done. It doesn't make up for the lack of a Drive sequel, but at least Refyn doesn't vibe superdouche too hard.
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>>23378777
No ur gai
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>>23378786
"No ur gai
Life is hard
Bish is bae
You betatard"
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Feels like rush hour.

>>23378710
>I work for the governmen
Pseudo
Why you no chat anymore :'(

>>23378772
Idec tbqh my face is all over this shithole in [good?] and bad shapes and sizes
I just don't like that photo.
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>>23378796
Homie think he sly
Lawd knows I'm pure
Not to make him cry
An hero is cure
>>23378805
I dunt care what you think I just want to see ok sheesh
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>music
listened to Dexter Gordon - Go, at the behest of the esteemed jazzanon, to get me hyped up for practicing, which I've been putting off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4H01l5hxwA
>doing
gonna try to get 2 hours in before I go off to my CAD class where I basically use the keyboard to draw lines and I'm a fucking beast at it so smooth sailing from here
>NEET
still poorfagging but getting my first paycheck later this week since 5 months ago UGH my net worth right now is like -$58.00 because I owe my brother 60 guaps and I currently have 2 to my name
send many halps
>vidya
nah ain't had the time nor moolah
>books
gotta bust my ass to read this novel called Cutting For Stone for my writing class because I'm behind af
>watching
Space Brothers (uchuu kyoudai) which actually sucks, I don't recommend it, but I do recommend PLANETES in its place. I'm just watching this sucky version of it because I got nothing better to do when I'm eating and it gives me major feels because my brother's about to go off into active duty for the military soon and I'm gonna be lonely af because I actually like him a lot T-T

goddamn I spent like 15min of practice time writing all that shit out

>>23378751
I'm so tempted to shop your pic onto the cover of Meshuggah - ObZen lol but no time UGH >the worst part of the arab spring
the home of binny laden?
>fuck off amerifats
interesante mi guante, so are you bilingual?
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fuck me in the ass with a razor blade

forgot pic

off to practice
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>>23378823
>Mexicans' opinions matter
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>>23378847
>implying I'm Mexican
Who dis btw, untermensch that you?
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>>23378823
I'mma whip out the big guns
Don't even try to live a live
Big ol dick between ya buns
Pls senpai don't make me cry
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>>23378853
Who wants to know.

>>23378839
>shop your pic onto the cover of Meshuggah - ObZen
Show me the arts
Bilingual as an I can Arabic And English
That is some radical thought.
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>>23378862
Oh it's you, just do it ffs
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>>23378839
>CAD
Wait a second
What kind of study is this.
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>>23378879
Fine
>rip fans
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>>23378896
Aww, you wear glasses?
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>>23378911
>911
I KNEW IT
Sunglasses for when I'm radical.
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Hey guys, sorry today and yesterday were super busy so I couldnt really post. Hope the next days get better :)
Can anybody give me a rundown of the last thread??
>Music Discussion
Elvis Depressedly, Death Grips and tpab
>What are you doing?
Playing Civ5 with my dad, listening to music and trying to catch up here.
>Video Games(?)
Civ5, duh.
>Books you're currently reading
Still Dune, nearly done now. I wish that I bought it in english, his style is really lackluster in german.
>Films etc.
Gonna watch that Dune movie tommorrow if I have the time
>>23378706
Holy shit, I didnt knew that I was so beautiful :3
Thanks!!
Oh btw, I only took a glimpse at the last thread but I saw your artworks and theyre truly amazing! Like, I-would-frame-that-and-put-it-into-my-bedroom amazing!
>>23378747
>watching the muscles in your arm move
I wish I had any ;_;
I should really start working out again
>>23378721
>I miss that bastard ;_;
tfw youre declared dead if you dont shitpost every 12h
>>23378845
How do you even have the ballz to balance such an expensive instrument on your head?
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>>23378916
You dunt want splosions to blind you right.
Fine I guess I'll keep my end.
I feel like a creep for looking her up, and you're gonna probably stalk her since her name is on the site and that's what's how you "doxx".
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRiNTdupIho

Reading Leviathan on the bus to work. Can't play vidya anymore because I have a toaster.

I immensely regret buying this glasses, shouldn't have listened to my sister and get a clubmaster frame instead.
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>>23378959
By Thomas Hobbes or the Trilogy?
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>>23378980

Hobbes m8
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Old pic when I was working on my sad boys face

>Music
https://youtu.be/Ja5nsXVxfs4

>>23378710
>trying to into jazz
Same here after reading all the suggestions last thread

>What are you doing?
Riding in a car on the way to Houston currently for my job.

>Films
Dead Pool
>>23378747
>I saw deadpool the other day. It's was one of the only films in 2016 that have made me laugh and feel a feel.
keks and feels were had
I really hope they do a sequel

>>23378845
this is magnificent
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>Music Discussion
I broke a string on my guitar today
>What are you doing?
Chilling at home with my puppy
>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo? (it's cool if you're not)
Anxiety up the ass
>Video Games(?)
Been playing Dying Light expansion, picking up Far Cry Primal tomorrow
>Books you're currently reading
Finished Revival by Stephen King a few weeks ago and it was great. Currently reading through the current Spider-Man run.
>Films etc.
Saw Deadpool and The Revenent last weekend with a bunch of friends. Pretty fun
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>>23379001
Good man, just picked it up yesterday, what's your opinion on it yet?
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>>23379011
>they do a sequel
Same, though it'd be brilliant if they could somehow show off his schizophrenia.
It'd piss off some many SJW. :D
>>23379017
Is the Revenent any good, I've heard some people say it was but I'm still undecided on dragging my butt to go see it.
>>23378959
>I immensely regret buying this glasses
J-Just embrace the hipster in you.
>>23378919
>I wish I had any ;_;
Aww, baba germ.
You can borrow my muskles if you want...though I need them back on friday. :3
>>23378706
Kek, the sassiest looking baker I've ever seen.
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>>23379111

I started yesterday, didn't read enough to form an opinion on it yet.
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>>23379121
Baker?
You must be bakka! The only thing Im baking is jews
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>>23379121

Well considering my old ones they're a huge upgrade but still shouldn't have listened to my sister.
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>>23378941
I'm gonna wear my shame like armor and say I can't remember her name Lel.

>>23378839
>the home of binny laden?
Even worse.

>>23378919
Thanks <3 <3

>>23378919
>Dune
Everybody is reading that, now I'm curious.

>>23379011
>9011
Almost.
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>>23378845
HOW. I tried with my sax but I couldn't do it. Curse your round head. And of course I will
>>23379148
Love your drawings

Listening to the Antlers and trying to get school work done but not succeeding. How are you gues doing this lovely monday
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>>23379132
>bakka!
How dare you! At least my body pillow doesn't stand up on it's own. >:3

Make sure to make them extra crispy or else they might start writing diaries .

>>23379133
I used to have a pair similar to those a few years ago, I agree though your new ones are a lot better. Haha.
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>>23379123
Well let me know man! I'm starting Dune today like everyone else in these threads ever, and it sounds a little too complex to switch between the two of them.
>>23379133
Those didn't look bad hombre, but the thick rims definitely bring attention to your structure more.
>>23379132
>
>>23379017
THERE'S A NEW SPIDEY?
>>23379011
I swear you're Chazz.
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>>23379121
Fine.
>>23379162
>Love your drawings
They're autistic.
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>>23379178

Dune is great man.
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>>23379148
Ugh now you made it uncomfortable.
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>>23379183
Nuh uhh. They're fabulous
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>>23379194
Just do it.
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>>23379196
I can only find this idk why it is so hq? The other is one facebook but I dunt have kek.
Btw I didn't save that pic in other thread

I'm gonna pull a you and delet rite after
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>>23379121
>Same, though it'd be brilliant if they could somehow show off his schizophrenia.It'd piss off some many SJW. :D
this makes me moist
>>23379148
I like this
>9011
So close </3
>>23379162
>the Antlers
<3
Kettering still tugs at my feels everytime I listen to it
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>>23379210
Ok delete quickly.
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>>23379183
es ist perfekt
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>>23379214
I did iche thinks.
Wat tink
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>>23379178
>I swear you're Chazz
kek the new "Kiaba"
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>>23379195
Thank you qt
I remember you ;)
>>23379212
Thank you other qt
Always so quite.
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>>23379212
Literally all their songs tug at my feels >>23379235
Hush hush c;
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>>23379235
quiet eh.

>>23379241
Don't worry.

>>23379225
Yeah cause linked directly to her name
Anyway really qt!
Surprising tbqh not that you're not qt but she looked too innocent for you.
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>>23379261
Yeah I know,
I'm fabulous.
This was way before I am the way now duh. I think she was practicing the religion too, idk now obviously. Like I told you before I had no clue she was hidden sand.
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>>23379241
Obsessed Girlfriend?
>>23379233
Haha oh lawd.
You look identical to this guy I used to hang out with. Do you have a brother with two first names?
>>23379185
Heard it's got character development out the azz
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>>23379235
>Thank you other qt. Always so quite.
Thanks anon you should post more of your works <3
>>23379241
>Literally all their songs tug at my feels
Agreed
that dog is adorable
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>>23379276
>fabulous
No
I did remember the name but I thought that would encourage you to post lel
>tfw no qt gf like
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>you are not prepared

fug I can't keep up, will be back to shitposting shortly
-bj

also I just bought a phone finally, can finally meme on the go :3

>>23378919
uuuwwuuu germanon :3 I missu youu :3 :3 :3

Just kidding, kill yourself faggot, lmao
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>>23379277
I don't believe so?
>>23379288
>that dog is adorable
Agreed
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>>23378862
>arabZen
will do soon
>the language of hate
that's actually pretty awesome
>>23378886
Computer-Aided Design is just a small part of Machining. It's actually based on a computer program out of many. Hoping to become a machinist in 2 years so I can rake in the decent bux and support myself and my hobbies.
WAT ABOUT U HIJABANON?

>>23378919
GERMANON HAS RETURNED
nah I've been bretty mia too so idk what's going on
>implying I have ballz
I just do it for the lowly keks of anons
if it breaks then I am confirmed pathetic
but I luz y'all

>>23379011
>/into/ jazz
what do you like so far? maybe I gib recs

>>23379148
t-that's.....................beautiful :')
>차친가
>tfw you're a vehicle
I think you meant 내 친구 which means mein friendo
>>23379162
>round head
H-HEY >:(
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>>23379292
Post what?
Ikr am i gai
Yes bish
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>>23379304
Passing resemblance.
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>>23379299
That looks disgusting but I still want to stuff it into my holes.
>Just kidding, kill yourself faggot, lmao
y-you too
anyways, Imma go to bed now cause... ya well I need sleep n shit. Cya!
>>23379316
Fuck man, you come online so seldomly and now I already have to leave again ;_;
>balancing the sax on ur hed
Well, it looks better then a goddamn halo, so I guess its worth it!
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>>23379277
>You look identical to this guy I used to hang out with. Do you have a brother with two first names?
nah, two younger siblings with hippy names. And my two bros Rhan Jeremy and Rhan Paul
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well I'm off 2 skool

see y'all barstools l8er

>>23379329
i am an angel :3
luh u
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>>23379329

>so soon
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>>23379316
Don't be hurt bb. It was just the jealousy talking
>>23379324
Ohh that's not me in the gif. I just thought it was cute lol
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>>23379317
The photo idiot
It was a push.

>>23379316
>I think you meant 내 친구

When I tried teaching my friend korean she always spelled namja chingu as cha chin ga so yeah that's a story you could've lived you life normally without
I know what it means I had the korean phase in which I learned to read and write

>>23379316
>HIJABANON
gr8 yet another handle
>Deja vu
I know what it means I use AutoCAD
I architecture every time every day
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>>23379299
BJ's period:The bag.
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>>23379332
60's flower revolution hippy, or late 70's acid enlightenment?
>rhan jeremy rhan paul
Jeb or bust.
>>23379344
Ah damn!
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>>23379354
The photo idiot wat
>hijabanon
The fuck do people just add anon to every word. No originality.
>>23379364
No that's the condom he used with me.
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>>23379299
I don't know what that is but I want it in me.
>>23379337
Are you a jazz god? (How does it not fall, how are you ballsy enough to practice and do that?)
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>>23379364
>absolutely losing it
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>>23379376
>>23379364

It's a steak you goons. Marinated expertly.
>>
T.J is here finally, can u tell Marie to stop bully me she called me qt :'(
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>>23379375
Eh nvm it's over you posted the photo already.

>>23379392
>>23379375
Careful BJ it has AIDS.
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>>23379404
Nonsense.

>>23379392
>Marinated
Girl my body don't lie
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>>23379406
What photo?

I'm pure clean virgin u dum skank.
>>23379416
I have proof
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>>23379424
Mang
I said I don;t remember her name to encourage you to post her photo which you did anyway
The end.
>>23379424
It is photoshoped.
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/user/theaccidentalpoet2/playlists

I'll leave you all with this channel I just found.
Sleep easy, star children.
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>>23379450
I said I was anyways, I at least have honour still, something your kind never heard of.
It's right in this thread silly Billy.
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>>23379416
>>23379406
>>23379424
>>23379375

n-no lewds pls

>>23379448
olive oil, Worcestershire Sauce, soy sauce, cut garlic, black pepper, and onions :3
>sogoi

>>23379464
bai
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>>23379466
>n-no lewds pls
KEK u fukken wish bad boi
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>>23379465
It's hacked.
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Brb cooking steak, going to into thread and incoming wall of text

prepare your preparers
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>>23379475
It's ok Neen, you can admit it, I dunt judge.
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>>23379501
I deserve everything.
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>>23379510
What would you like then
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>>23379538
I meant the consequences
Gosh diddly darn.
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>>23379547
I meant that as well.
What would you fucking like.
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>>23379558
As long as it doesn't involve juice.
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Fucking why can't I focusss
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>>23379568
Wat if i told u i may hab bin juice
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>>23379593
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>>23379597
Why that turkey run?
Such anti-semitism much wow
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>>23379616
>>23379616
Yeah
fuck tolerance.
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>>23379627
That's what am saiyan, except for everyone in this case.
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>>23379638
>Implying I dislike others any less
well a little still
Beinf selective ftw
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>>23379642
Gas the isrealis and non whites, sorry 4 u hindu.
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>>23379656
>Granting me death
>Being sorry
choose wisely
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>>23379662
Fuck you right, gas everyone except for you and juices.
Life in harmony.
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>>23379666
Satan has declared world peace plan.
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>>23379682
Bish thinks world peace lel.
I don't answer to anyone, not even the Lord of sin. Only one Lord in my leaf and it's Mercury and myself
>>
>An hero
Anyway this has been educating
I will go rip for a couple of hours

>>23379698
>Only one
>Mercury and myself


Night Autism
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>>23379732
>Night Autism
I'm not moslem anymore though?
Aye ;*
Night toots, if I find out you did any funny shit, I fucking swear...
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>>23379698
Accept my love and light into your life or be condemned to an existence of dryness and ass-chapping.
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>>23379747
>be condemned to an existence of dryness and ass-chapping
Sounds like heaven to me.
No thanks idk who u even is
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>>23379760
Pfffdrdfffdft

How could you forget me?
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>>23379787
Could it be?...
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>>23379840
It is
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back from CAD class, easy af, finished all homework with 1.5 hrs to spare
now I'm thawing chicken breastseses for pasta
gotta wake up at 6am tomorrow for work
kill me

>>23379354
ah I see. namja-chingu would be 남자친구
now I'm flattered. I'm a squidboyfriend with a floating sax entity
damn Arabanon, how many languages do you know?
>hijabanon
oh I was replying to >>23378896
unless you wear a hijab
although, BURKA MASTER RACE
>architectureanon
HWUT NOW??? TEACH ME
Do you have a degree?
Are you my senpai?

>>23379344
NEVERMIND THAT
I'm honored to meet another saxanon. Now we have 3.5 saxanons in these breads. (OP-kun's was ripped away from him long ago. RIP sax-san.)
How long you been playing? Also, what do you like to play and listen to these days?
>>23379573
are you me from the future? I got a paper due in 3 days, haven't started. UGH

>>23379376
>jazz god
i am but a lowly serf, a mere mortal ordained with a divine instrument, and I should be defenestrated for my precarious behavior because I SUCK
Do you play any instruments?
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>>23379011
this be me, new Id
>what do you like so far? maybe I gib recs
would love recs. So far I've only heard a little from Miles Davis, Duke Ellington, and John Coltrain. One of the anons in the last thread posted a really helpful jazz chart I need to go through still.

>>23379337
senpai is amazing

>>23379365
a little of both with a sprinkle of influence from the movie star's names in the 80's
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Where is a place you'd like to go?
Why haven't you gone there yet?
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>>23380332
There were a few good recs for those 3 d00ds in the last bread. I think I can remember them all, and I'll add a couple more to even it out a bit.
>John Coltrane
Blue Train
Giant Steps
A Love Supreme
Thelonious Monk & Coltrane at Carnegie Hall
>Miles Davis
Kind of Blue
Sketches of Spain
Bitches Brew
Cooking With The Quintet (includes Coltrane)
Milestones (includes Coltrane)
>Duke Ellington
Duke Ellington & John Coltrane
Money Jungle

What kind of stuff outside of jazz are you really into right now? It'll probably help to know, so I can possibly increase the chances that you'll like the recs.
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I never know why I join these threads because I'm really bad at holding steady conversations with people still. Not sure how to stay interesting but whatever, I like the people in here so I'll join again.

>Music Discussion
currently listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ID1plssS4s

>What are you doing?
laying down, listening to music, shitposting. Just got home from the gym. Probably just going to hang out for the rest of the night.

>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo? (it's cool if you're not)
because of crippling anxiety and other mental issues that I'm slowly trying to take care of.

>Video Games(?)
Rift, Archeage, Guild wars 1, Tera, A little bit of league if I can feel like I won't get annoyed by a bunch of 12 year olds cursing in chat if you walk to far to the fucking left

>Books you're currently reading
I don't read as a hobby

>Films etc.
Just rewatched Pulp Fiction this morning. Might have a shitty horror movie marathon tonight.
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>>23380332
I don't remember what was on your list but since you've always wanted to learn to play the piano check out;

Herbie Hancock
Ramsey Lewis
art tatum
chick corea
thelonious monk
bill evans
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>>23380330
I've been playing sax for four years and clarinet for 8. I prefer tenor sax but both work for me. And as for music taste I listen to a shit lol. I like to play practically anything that sounds cool haha.
Fuck these essays mane
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>>23379967
Should it be?...

Can't sleep, want sleep, OD on percocet for sleep?
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>>23381243
No, probably not.

Try and nip right under OD so you can sleep like a baby and fight it long enough to lose your mind.

Currently having really bad acid flashes so I gotta duck out for the night, have a wonderful night all of you glorious rays of sunshine.
>>
>>23381316
Why it be?

Kinda tempted to actually, but you right I must wait 3 years.
>bad acid flashes
You know how to fun, be a dear and do come back :*
Smell ya
>>
>>23381337
For your safety <3

3 is company, make sure to have a wizard.
I'll leave you with a summary bb
>be 17
>drop 9 tabs and get in your car
>take Exit 7 to Hell on the highway
>come to with more gas and money than you started with 4 hours later on the exact same spot heading the opposite direction
>rinse and repeat for a Summer

Oh, these sweet flashbacks.

I hope you can't );
Forreal outtie3000 night boo
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>>23378710
>>23378839
>>23379011
>>23380330
>>23380332
>>23380793

Sucking is great motivation. Motivates me. So do you guys! Glad to see everyone is getting their listening in.

Rehearsal this morning went well, no practice time today and already home, but if Koreanon can practice I can get an hour in. Consistency is everything, and something is always better than nothing. Probably won't post much beyond this tonight, I've been tired, need to get to sleep at a reasonable hour.

Caricature is of me back when I had long hair and glasses. A professor's artist buddy drew it during a college gig.
>>
>>23379573
Whats so weird about your finger?
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>>23381389
I might have fallen in love.
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>>23380330
>how many languages do you know?
I don't really know know Korean but I can read and write the letters and few words
There was a time when I learned Turkish but been out of practice for years so hardly recall a thing
I took Spanish 101 in university too but also no recall
So I doubt if all these count a know but I tried
>Degree
At the end of this semester yes
>BURKA MASTER RACE
zomg
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>>23381535
Pues mira quien es, la nieve especial.
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>mfw 40°C
>>23380833
Just got home from work, my feet hurt
Also pulp fiction is nice
>>23380330
I'm making ravioli tonight :DDD
>>23379017
Poor lad, did you break the top E lol
>>23379241
>overlyattachedgirlfriend.gif
>>23378919
Shitposting happened
>>23378751
Will you ever love me

PS death grips suck fite me
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Slightly high on codeine cough syrup
Felt some real feels before for ex
Avoiding studying for exam tomorrow
Tinder sucks for me, am I ugly?

Now I'm here. My life is a mess. What's up tho
>>
>>23381773
No u suck. I'll fkn rk u m8
>>
>>23381822
Haha literally guaranteed (You)s

Anyway, sad to see you're down. I recently went through some tough times. And you're not ugly at all.
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>>23381850
Thanks mango. Your mind words help but my self esteem and image is hurt bad as fuck because my ex said she didnt find me that "sexually attractive" anymore...

I just feel like I'm not even human anymore. Having your heart broken is a hell of an experience. Like I don't know how I can love again or find someone I like as much... I'm trying but it's like girlfriends don't grow on trees and I can't read social cues very well even if I find talking to people relatively easy.
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goodnight everyone <3
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>>23381885
I've never had a gf so I have no idea. But I imagine it's absolutely horrible and heart-crushing.

Sometimes people will move on, and maybe she wasn't the right one. Maybe there's someone better for you. If she was in it just for the attractiveness then it probably wasn't going to work out.
>>
>>23382076
It was more than that, I think...I hope of course.

More than I care to write down now. I thank you for the empathy dude. I'm sure you'll find someone you want to be with one day...just be careful not to end up like me.
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>>23381525
I don't know. I just feel like it's a weird finger
>>23381773
I didn't know who she was. I just like the puppy
>>23381888
G'nighty bby
>>
Where is T.J? I need to tell him my period hasn't come this week...
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>>23381589
Did you get off typing this faggit.

>>23381773
You're cool Aussie
I just like your reaction to lack of
(You)s
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>>23382988
Ohoho creo que pege un nervio, jajaja, que pasa nena, todo bien?
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>>23383019
>nervio
Oh yeah all of them brb gonna kms
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>>23383026
No lo hagas ples, entonces quien me va ser la comida y el cafe?
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>>23383036
The agency will provide you with another.
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>>23383039
Pero no quiero otra, ya me acariñe de vos...
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>>23383019
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>>23383064
You realize I can't cook.

>>23383082
Reveal yourself Anon.
>>
>>23383090
Just know me as a fellow AutoCAD anon.
>>
>>23383082
Bruh no cool, wat the hindians do 2 u
>>23383090
And?
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>>23383104
Clean.

>>23383096
>Command line
OK
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>>23383123
>all about those strings
It really is fun isn't it?
>>23383104
ella es una mujer maravillosa
>bruja hueso
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>>23383123
Clean what? Organs?
It's alright Mexicunt grils learn from m.i.l rite?
>>23383142
>ella es una mujer maravillosa
JAJAJA que chistosito, esa fue bueno.
Bruja si, creo que tiene mal el cerebro
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>>23383156
El peor cerebro.

My Spanish is starting to run dry ;_; gotta move back to Nogales.
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>>23383156
>bueno
Furk me buena*
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>>23383156
I mean you can still get a refund
Ha, never it is in the criteria tbw.
>>23383142
>fun
I might an hero.
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>>23383165
No lo usa ella.
If you want to relearn it, I suggest you go to the origin, my homeland Spain.
>>23383170
Why would I want that
What's tbw also, idk that one.
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>>23383188
Lack of service
To begin with faggot
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>>23383188
How is it over there? Are there truly an abundance of Speedos?
I'm a feg, though, and need that nahuatl.
>>23383170
>an hero
Not before your tattoo is done pls
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>>23383197
>tattoo
zomg when.
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>>23383195
But you put tbw, not tbwf?
>Lack of service
Explain
>>23383197
Oh it's totes beautiful, I never been there but take my word.
My cousin knows how to speak that a bit.
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>>23383221
Lel you still waiting on your coffee.
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>>23383221
Let's all move to Spain, but bring mezcal too.
It gets slandered a lot by the Hispan but it's pretty neato.
>>23383207
Maybe tree days?
>never forget hindi-pi
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>>23383238
Cuz a coffee is a dealbreaker.
Besides I have others for that.
>>23383255
You pay mi ticket bby? ;*
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>>23383255
Never forgotten
Ohana means f a m
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>>23383263
Over here it is
Imagine sandy husbandu waking up to no coffee.
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>>23380332
New Id again
>>23380873
>>23380793

Saved all of these . The list of suggestions for music I've gotten since I started coming here is crazy long now with about 35+ artist not counting all the jazz.
Just wanted to say all you anons are really cool/nice. Thanks for all the suggestions and convos <3
>>
>>23383264
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TCw7AVDDWY
Feel dirty
>>23383263
we gon take the love boat
>>
>>23383294
wew
>>23289215
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>>23383283
Splosion
It depends on the person though. My kind is kinda the same way.
>>23383294
Will you be my first <3
>>
>>23383334
I'll be your last bb
>>23383317
Don't tempt me, it'll get real weird real fast.
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>>23383334
Tr00
But tbqh I don't know why I just dislike sandy guys a lot.
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>>23383338
Oh my I'm blushing, meet me in my room at 8:00 ;)
>>23383350
Probs cuz you see tge way it is and dunt want that. I feel the same way a bit about my kind
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>>23383338
Sing something.

>>23383362
Idk it's hard to explain but I guess after a while the hate is automatic.
>>
>>23383393
>brutal
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y0x1NJzE4J
>>23383362
Be a dear and bring the silk robes?
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>>23383393
More like intense dislike.
Just cuz one dumb stupid mexican bish ruined it, doesn't mean all them are the same [lies].
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>>23383415
Could it be...
>>
>>23383415
>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1see6mA6qcV

>>23383416
pls this is a feels free bread.
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>>23383439
I'm in charge until T.J comes back or dies, remember.
Was talking about you kek
>mfw i delet my allahu akbar
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Oh nvm I still haz it lel, but i did forget mfw
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>>23383449
>>23383454
>saved
Do not repost
>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s093V89I11rx

You're gonna love this one.
>>
>>23383431
Should it be...
>>23383439
>scared
That was intense mix of cute and brutal.
Pls join funeral rock band.
>>
>>23383468
For what purpose
You're lucky I'm not hidden sand you fucking-UGH
>>23383477
Does it be...
>>
Hey guys

brb thread
>>
>>23383492
Look who decided to finally waltz right in.
Feg
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>>23383477
>tfw no rock band
>tfw no funeral

>>23383486
Multipurpose
teehee

>>23383492
About time.
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OHcM9wPNFv

>>23383507
>best of both worlds
>never soon
But why??
>>23383486
Do it can...
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>tfw no matter what you wear you look like a fucking autist
>Music Discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyxOXjZHl9U
>What are you doing?
Trying to catch up on yet more uni work, had to redo a concept for my character, but is going pretty well so far.
>Video Games(?)
Warframe, was gonna play with another anon at some point but waiting on him if he still wants to play
>Books you're currently reading
H.P. Lovecraft
>Films etc.
Gonna watch Visitor Q in a bit
>>
>>23383507
>Multipurpose
Can't cook.
Can clean¿
Cen u ebin maek babby?
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>>23383512
We have no rock bands where I'm from
There are pretentious wannabe musicians tho but no rock
and no funeral cause I'm not dead yet.

>>23383516
Can't clean unless skull
>babby
Why would I even.
>>
>>23383519
That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard ):
just4u
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=clfnWd0evyc
>no funeral cause not dead
Afraid to get buried alive pussi?
>>
>>23383532
And miss out on the only out of this world experience I get
If so yes I am.
>>
>>23383512
I said meet me at my room.
>>23383519
Then why was skull black?
Kids are the only humans that are not stupid on purpose.
Plus I gotta leave a seed of discord before my death to continue the chaos.
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>>23383532
I'm really liking this.

>>23383553
Cause nigger obv
But humans nonetheless
They are disgustingly annoying
Typical romanticism.
>>
>>23383598
Her highs in The Mechanical Man are amazing.
>>23383553
I'm sorry I just can't find anything to wear..
>>23383536
What kind of out of world experience?
>>
>>23383617
A painful death.
>>
>>23383598
Didnt look like a monkey skull to me.
I rather trust kid than you and me
>>23383617
Nothing
>>
>>23383637
Well then I'm all ready sug
>>23383635
The most painful death is a long life.
>>
>>23383617
>The Mechanical Man are amazing
WOAH.

>>23383637
B-b-but
I am a kid.
>>
>>23383663
The most painful* is a long life
Tho yes which is why I'm looking forward to mine.
>>
>>23383663
Proof it
>>23383668
HA¡ i am 2
>>
>>23383693
Pwes dont make me go to school tomorrow.
>>
>>23383693
But then everyone will see my lewdity.
>>23383685
You caught me.
You'll be immortal in ink though.
>>23383668
>WOAH
Good woah?2824
>>
>>23383723
Am not your daddy niqa.
But go still :^)
>>23383745
I faileth to see the problem.
>>
>>23383761
>well played
Shh don't tell the trolls.

>>23383745
Top woah I think I'm gonna play this for a long time.
>>
>>23383776
Am calling principal as I type this.
Idk who to leave the burden of my spawn, ex or tu huehuehue
>>
>>23383818
No thanks
I'm not hosting/bringing up those disgusting creatures.
>>
>>23383776
Haha awesome, they were really cool live. What kind of music you into?
>>23383761
There are too many virgin eyes here
>>
>>23383833
It was only recently that I started looking into music outside [mock me] Greenday/MCR/FOB/PATD!...etc but I discovered that I'm into Punk maybe?

TL;DR
Here and there
I'll just post what I've been listening to too much recently

>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXBK16ffWQs

>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQDQV9ChJ40

>Thank you Anon who posted this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJx6d9wfTV0

>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P31nQWMA2e8
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>>23383830
It's not a choice, and you should kno that kek.
>>23383833
There's only 2 here? You and me rite?
>>
>>23383904
I'm sure your ex has better genes.
>>
>>23383935
Um...
>>
>>23383891
No judge.
You've got good taste already then mang, MCR never gets old.
>punk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BgVfjXA_QY0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pnHBMVOSbuQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tddumYb0ytI

Death In June is great.
>>23383904
Hindi's watching, I'm scurred
>>
>>23383972
Dn be shy.

>>23383983
>Hindi's watching
I'm harmless 0:D
>>
>>23378733
>Jazz
No real specifics, just getting an introduction from JazzAnon on how to properly into jazz, the history and pivotal composers.
Just trying to escape Pleb hood.

>>23378747
I just saw DeadPool last night, surprisingly I really liked it, I know most of the jokes where just him breaking the 4th wall and going full meta with it's jokes. Thought it was actually pretty funny, even though the jokes are targeted towards angsty teens and chuckling neckbeards, some of them landed. Probably one of the better Marvel movies.

>>23378777
>777
>The Micromemes
kek
no it but I've been listening to them constantly and I keep posting their songs in threads so, kind of a common theme.
Yeah I heard the Witcher was fucking great but I can't find the motivation to open it. What the fug is wrong me with.
Kinda want to read the books too.

>>23378805
>Why you no chat anymore :'(
It was my brothers Birthday yesterday so was spending most of the day with him, also cooking him a steak and shit.
I am here now :3

>>23378919
>Elvis Depressedly, Death Grips and tpab
kek
is there some sort of hive mind going on where we listen to the same things on repeat
>Ryan Dunne
Which part of the story are you currently on?
Shit get's bretty wild

>>23379011
>Jazzin'
Did you save the chart from the other thread? If not I'll link it back in thread, it's like a comprehensive guide to access different styles of jazz,

>>23379404
nu :3
>>
>>23384000
>implying anyone who suffers through CAD long enough is harmless
>>
>>23384066
>CAD
I might export your nudes to PDF ?
Do not tempt me
Where you from and what is your major CADanon.
>>
>>23384061
>brothers Birthday
Should I post on his wall.
>>
>>23383983
Marie? Dunt worry about him, he just gay and jelly.
>>23384000
You know what they say, love is blind...
>>23384061
Hmph
>>
>>23384096
Kek
yeah tell him something nice or insist on suicide, something like that

>>23384104
>Hmph
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>23384104
Oooh Ish talks about love.
>>
>>23384109
rip Mexianon
>>
>>23384109
>n.u
Therefore
>hmph
>>23384115
Nah I let Freddie do that.
Fuck off muda ashole
>>23384124
AM NOT MEXUCIN REEEEEEE
>>
>>23384165
Show meh.
>>
>>23384179
Show wat
>>
>>23384189
I dont want to see ancient ex's show me the recent one pwes.
>>
>>23384204
>ancient ex
Eh? I've only ever had one though, and nah lol I delet most pics anyways
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Am here for an hour or something :)
>>23380330
>faggot is turning full jap slang
What is jazz doing to you?
On an unrelated note, how are ya?
>>23383513
Hey, yeah we can play some warframe but Im really stressed out rn and I just want to lax to some Civ5 :) I probably will have time thursday, we can gaym then!
>>23384061
Its not hivemind, the music is just awesome mane!
>tpab
In the last thread you said you couldnt get into it, here is what I like about it:
It is pretty poppy, but the jazz/funk influences fit in perfectly and dont seem out of place. the lyrics are pretty great sometimes and the structure of the whole album is fantastic. I also like how he uses his voice throughout the record. Its one of the best, if not the best, mainstream album out there rn IMO
>>
>>23384211
Ok.
>>
>>23384223
Why in tarnation would I do this lmao.
>>
>>23384236
It was just an attempt.
>>
>>23384091
Adobe would break.
The frozen North ): I'm a botany major on temporary NEET-leave, I just learned CAD for work.
What about you?
>>23384104
I'm so confuddled.
>>23384061
>all this new music
Overload.
Did you ever play Monster Hunter? I'm hoping it's something like that but full maps n' shit, but I fuckin hate spoilers so no reading about it yet. Maybe you need some inspirational drogas.
The graphic novels yeah?
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>>23384247
I already showed you a gril I fancied, I won't show you who's fancy I tickled.
>>23384248
You are confucius. Marie is the one that goes by hindi, that ungrateful st00pid bish, all the nicknames I gave her hmph
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>>23384248
What kind of sick job is this
>What about you
Dry middle
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>>23384259
>ungrateful
I drew you twice faggot.
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>>23384220
>an hour
Office hours/
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>>23384273
Ay, if somebody is supposed to be the grammar nazi then its me.
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>>23384259
OH
Fug me sideways.
>>23383935
bb I'm sorry for mixing you up
>>23384261
Golf course mapping for PGA/video game map development.
>dry middle
I don't know why I laughed at this, what?
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>>23384269
OH cuz being drawn repays back everything huh
>>23384277
No not anymore, I had my sexy lingerie on and ready to go with the qt lil black thong, but you fucking like that whore better than me. Right, RIGHT?!? :'(
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>>23384277
Np
>Literally
Where the wild things are
Palestine
What is frozen North.
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>>23384276
What you up to Germanon.
>>23384301
>everything
Just e l a b o r a t e
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Sent a few messages back and forth to this girl after she liked me on OKCupid. She deleted her profile and a little while later reactivated it and liked me again.

What the fuck just happened? She's overreacting right?
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>>23384316
stahp bein a retart
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>>23384316
not much mane, just chilling and reading some dune, how about you?
>>23384344
Well Id say that you could tone down a lil bit on your goofs and gaafs, but that she really is the mentally retarded person in that conversation.
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>>23384308
Oh, that does make sense.
How's it?
>literally
Hell on a map.
>>23384301
I'M SORRY PLS
I was all nude and lewd and my feet got cold, and now the thread is so full.
>meet me in /MSA/
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>>23384344
She seems a bit bitchy, so you've effectively dodged a bullet.
>>23384220
>dicksize.jpg
Is there an .apk as well?
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>>23384381
>frozen
>hell
>north
It's the real hell you first world faggot.

>>23384368
Posting on this board since I got home 6 hours ago
>fml
>>23384363
I told you death is near eh.
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>>23384403
>posting for the last 6h
>implying thats bad
I love to just open 20 /soc/ threads, post in them for a hour and then check them for replies regularely throughout the whole day. I just dont have the time rn ;_;
>>23384392
You can have the .exe if you want bb
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>>23384381
No too l8, I'm not in the m00d anymore.
Where's that? Here it started raining and it's suppose to snow I think.
>the kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the Queen...
>>23384403
Not kms yet tho
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>>23384368
My online dating game is pretty shitty but I'll settle for not being mentally retarded.

>>23384392
>dodged a bullet
Hah jesus christ, tell me about it...
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>>23384419
Not at all compared to my reality
> 20 /soc/ threads
There are approx 11 rate threads 1 chat thread and 99 dick threads
>You're not in the rate threads

>>23384423
I was thinking before that more of an Elliot Rodger style university shooting on graduation day.
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>>23384403
>first world faggot
My ass is bleeding.
>>23384419
Execute my files boo.
>>23384423
Minnesnowta, it is the Mexico of Canada.
Where are you lucky enough that it's raining?
>we'll be the kings and queens
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>>23384455
I'm not you tho.
Look what I found lol
>>23384458
Kek
I live in "best" state of N.Y
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>>23384458
I´ll execute you so hard hun, but only if you crash over at my place
>>23384437
Just cut down on the jokes entirely IMO. youre not there to find your dreamgirl but rather some fuq. For that they dont need to share your humor. Also dont apologize for shit, pretend you have ballz.
>>23384455
Just told ya that Im in no thread cause I dont have the time you dumbo.
Normally there are like 5-6 cool threads, 5 new threads that are interesting and 3-4 sexual related threads that are interesting because "worst craigslist experience" or some shit.
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>>23384483
>Just told ya that Im in no thread
I know but being retarded is free and I got nothing to do.
>>23384473
I was talking about me
Lol I love how they're all named cats
It's nice Ish
>>23384458
Have you tried sitting on frozen hell.

>>23384473
Tired and won't be staying home tomorrow might as well enjoy my bed
Night faggots.
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>>23384549
There's beds in middle earf?
Wait they are not cats?
Night nena
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>>23384549
>
>>23384483
God just put your .pdf in my ZIP already.
>>23384473
Your art is dope mang.
How's that accent?
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>>23384574
Eventually yes.
>>23384577
KEK
fuck mang,
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>>23384577
Lmao dis guy, take picture of snow, I wanna see the stains.
Tenks btw
>>23384599
Huh?
Oh and thanks I guess
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>>23384549
>being retarded is free
Amen, brother!
>>23384577
>5MB file limit
I cant, youre too tight :(
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrsNOSewwAM

how are you guys doing?
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>>23384344

lol you've gone full retard on that girl.
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>>23384624
My balls are cold. You?
>>23384617
Pack it in a .rar, anything to make this work.
>>23384612
>one hair
>>23384599
Still bleeding, you really got me.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpRqjWkxKR0


>>23380330
>Do you play any instruments?
Sorry for the late reply.
I can beatbox kinda..good-ish...but anything non fleshy no.
Maybe if you blew instead of sucking you'd make that sweet, booty moving, music. :D

>>23380833
Weirdly I like your song, good choice Chad.
>>23381773
>When your Australian thinks he's black, thinking we can't see you in the shadows. Ho.
>>23381801
Ugly no, I'd fug you if you were gay.
>My life is a mess
Baba anon, what is up?
>>23381888
Nate non


...So...much...shitposting...holy shit.
>>23384220
Sup, germ. How's the European road trip going, visited any "holiday camps" yet?
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>>23384725
its going pretty good but I cant find a place in moskow :(
The holiday camps are doing great, I only invite the artistic kind to enter them, so they have a lot of creative fun!
>How are ya?
>Hows your day?
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>>23384754
whoops, ment to say autistic not artistic.
Fucking kike magic tricked me again!
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>>23384660
>one hair
Bruh
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>>23384754
>autistic not artistic
Why not both? Just arm the autistics with paint and the artists with stereos on repeat.
>How are ya?
Tired, but not tired enough to sleep. Just tired enough to shitpost, poorly.
>Hows your day?
Same ol' play.

How's your pursuit for meaning/sexy parties and fun times going?
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>>23384760
Could be one in the same.
>>23384803
None shame.
Cept for dos nudes.
>>23384725
>so much shitposting
Somebody has to do it.

How's your day hombrembo?
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>>23384849
I found something that intrigued me.
A person that nearly everyone thought would fail at life is actually succeeding better than any of us, he's more normal than any of us, and he's happier than any of us. He's a good guy but, it's just funny the way things turned out.
Other than that I saw a guy play the Veena which was nice.

What about yours, anything interesting occur on your journey to memedom?
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>>23384815
>meaning.exe cant be executed yet, sadly.
Gonna go to the birthday of a friend on the weekend lets see how much my wish for sexy parties will be fullfilled then
But now, I must rest my weary head to sleep. I need power, so that I may rise again to shitpost in full glory tommorrow. I will see you on the side that isnt this side.
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>>23384894
But if this side isn't the desired side then then the other side might have more sides so you can't side with the side that you sided on.
Shit.
Sleep peasy, shit lord.
Bring a bag of glitter!
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>Music Discussion

mewithoutYou, Brand New, Foxing, Bastille, Modest Mouse, Fleet Foxes, I don't know... tons of random shit.

>What are you doing?

Currently, writing a program from scratch and teaching myself programming while at it. I enjoy the shit out of it.

Before I do that, though, I have to run through a bunch of estimates so that my company can get work - it's the worst part of the job.

>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo? (it's cool if you're not)

I actually own a construction company, been doing that for about 5 years on my own, worked in the union for about 6 years before that, and have a degree in geology (so, I guess I'm not employable in regards to the degree).

>Video Games(?)

I play BF4 and CS:GO every once in a while as a distraction.

>Books you're currently reading

currently rereading Candide, Fahrenheit 451, and The Martian Chronicles - have some book on Pascal on deck.

>Films etc.

Umm: Interstellar, Synechdoche, NY, Eternal Sunshine, Being John Malkovich, Star Wars, When Harry Met Sally
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Work at a tattoo shop. Ask me one thing.

Shop music listenan: gojira

Do-an: client cancelled don't have shit to do now

No neet, solid REEEEEE

Games: fallout 4 right now

Readan: I hate reading no thanks

Watchan: dr katz professional therapist on phone
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>>23384945
Don't know what to ask, but I'm jealous. It seems like a fun job...strangest tattoo you've been paid to do?
>>23384925
Speaking of tattoos do yours have any meaning?
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>>23385005

Yeah, the one on my left arm is a geologic motto it says "mente et malleo" with a rock hammer and a mallet crossing. Mente et malleo means "mind and hammer", which kind of reflects what geology is all about.

On the right arm is a lyric of the band mewithoutYou, it's "A glass can only spill what it contains" in reference to the lyric:

"We went from Portugal and Spain
And in her mind the entire time it rained!
A glass can only spill what it contains!"

here's the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMd35tfCiXQ
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>>23384945
What's your set-up?
Currently working with autoclave steel tubes and grips but I'd like to get the sterilized disposable rubber to fit the clamp better.
>>23384925
Favorite Modest Mouse album? Bastille is tight butthole.
>>23384875
That's awesome, it's always good to see defiance to expectations. What's a Veena? Sounds neat.

It has been a string of shitposting and poorly done tattoos. Somewhere in between I ended up with a girl's email and number, though, and that's going pretty great.
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>>23385049

Probably Good News for People Who Love Bad News, also I'm a big Beirut fan.
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>>23385005
It is fun. Kinda of like being in a band but I don't need to know how to play guitar lol. Nothing too crazy but a couple times I've tattooed girls nipples into hearts.

Best part of the job: you get be a creep and out your hands on people

Worst part: if youre not tattooing then youre just sitting at work not getting paid
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>>23385049
>whats your set-up?

1 aaron cain liner
1 infinity irons j bird liner (smaller needles)
2 soba pilot shaders (hard)
1 infinite irons shader (soft)

I mostly use disposable grips now since theyre cheap. Tho I am concerned about how the market is being flooded with this shit that wont biodegrade. Maybe ill go back to metal
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>>23385049
It's an Indian musical instrument, not too sure if it was a veena or a something very similar but it was nice to sit down in town and listen to him play without hearing the background blur.
Good luck with the girl!

>>23385070
>I've tattooed girls nipples into hearts.
We move further out of gods light everyday, haha.

Have you ever considered trying scarification?
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>>23385086
Jesus those are gorgeous. Classy frames man. What's your take on rotary guns?

>nonbiodegradeable
Seriously, and it's not like recycling does much of anything in most areas. My buddy used to make his own grips out of organic material in a press, but without factory-level-production it runs ya dry.
>>23385093
Listening to it now, that's amazing. There usually a lot of street music from where you're at?
Thank you man!
>>23385060
Nice. Yo I saw you're in construction, are the unions pretty alright in your area? They fuck us upside here, and the season is too short to do much about it.
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>>23385093
Nah. Scarring seems like it's eventually gonna phase into something else. I doubt it's gonna be a lasting commodity. Like the piercing game is fucked now not as many people are getting pierced. You may think they are but I know a lot of piercers who are going broke so have to get more involved into modification. Plus healing for scars is too unpredictable
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>>23385122

Union paid like 58 an hour or something before I left, with like 37 take home. I think it was a bit less, but I was a foreman so I made like 3 bucks extra an hour. You get annuity, pension, 2 weeks vacation (pay, not time off), and some other weird perks (discounts on certain shit, stipend for tools during apprenticeship, 200$+ boots if you don't take any days off for work related incidents).
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>>23385122
Not a lot of good street music, you normally get a few people playing guitar or rapping but you get the occasional spark of genuine talent that's nice change.
This city is filled with noise, haha.
>>23385127
>phase into something else.
That's true to an extent, though I can't see many people going through with it even if it is made mainstream.
Isn't a lot of people getting home piercing's now rather than going to a place that specializes in it, I remember that being a huge-ish thing a year or so ago.
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>>23385122
I like rotaries. I've seen a lot of nice shit done with them. I bought a stylus maybe a year ago and found I move too fast for them. You gotta be patient with them bitches but I have a fast hand.

The thing with the disposables is I know me alone wont make a difference. Disposables are becoming their own industry and that is not good
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>>23378674
I've been borderline suicidal the past couple days.

someone stop me from losing my mind please, kiks just_a_small_punk
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>>23385203

Stop this trolling bullshit. Somebody keeps posting this users name in a bunch of threads to get people to send them messages.
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hey yall
woke up at 6 this morning for work
went to my sax lesson after that
pretty okay day
gotta crack down on this book though
then tomorrow I gotta perform jazz in class
not too worried though
for once I'm feeling bretty calm about everything
a little korean boy right above my apartment is practicing scales on his clarinet lol
i thought he was chinese but then my brother corrected me
funny stuff
his mom seems socially averse though whenever i see her in the apartment parking lot
anyway
off to readingland

>>23380978
Cool cool. How are your soloing chops?

>>23381507
Jazzanon? :0
No, it can't be. The glasses and the hair. Then again...army = no hair.
Anyway, it's awesome that we're motivating each other. I just had my second lesson today and I feel like I've been given such a great tool for improving my soloing. Now I just gotta make sure to use it. I'm planning on practicing for 2 hours tomorrow, but I hope to get maybe one or two more hours in before my music class. Gotta perform. Nervous af. .-.
pray to the sax gods for me anons

>>23381535
Ah, well it's cool that you know some at least. I took Spanish for 4 years in school, but never used it, so I suck. But it helped me understand language better, so that's a plus.
>degreeanon
damnnnnnn that's awesome. What kind of architecture are you hoping to get into?

>>23381773
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIB ME LE FORMUOLI
Homemade? Better b. y(OwO)y

>>23383096
>autocadanon
that makes 3 autocadanons in this bread
rejoice

>>23384220
>jap slang
-_-
jazz is making me less depressed because reasons
I'm pretty okay. Still having trouble making irl friends but at least I'm not a neet no more. Hbu?

>>23384725
>fleshy instruments
>bootymusic
where are u going with this, beatboxanon? :0
GIB US A BEAT
>>>vocaroo.com
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>>23385238
I just did this one, I'm tired it's late. I haven't mastered the whoop sound D:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Jd7NcDslh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18uO4OcfChJ (Did this for another thread)

where are u going with this,
Wherever the music takes me! WooOOOOohooOOoooOOo.

How is the sex lessons going?
Give us the sax sound, pwz.
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>>23385319
oh shit this is cool
>sex lessons
kekity kek
they're going okay
dude rambled on for about 30min before we got into playing, but he did end up giving me a free half hour on top of the hour I paid for
I can't play the sax right now, plus idk if it would come out that well, so I put guitar over it instead
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zMEsXppgpZ

maybe jazzanon could put some sick lickz over it

other musicianons should get in on this

Oh yeah, what do you think of Beardyman?
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>>23385509
Beardyman?
I know of many bearded men:
Thor
The viking
Prophet dude
Plenty of others. :P

That's a pretty cool sound, jazz demigod.
It'd be cool if we could compose a whole song from all the musical anons on here.

Anyway, I'm gonna fly to the land of nod.
Good luck with your saxing.
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SUMMONING ALL MUSICIANONS
>>23378710
>>23380978
>>23381507
>>23384220

get in on this shit now

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zMEsXppgpZ

>"Download as MP3, Ogg, FLAC, or WAV." at the bottom of the vocaroo page
>Audacity or Reaper or any DAW
>record anything over it and post that shit yo

any anons I didn't summon who can rap should gib us sum barz
I volunteer Germanon and
>>23378854
>>23378823
to spit some fyre
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>>23385525
>beatboxes
>doesn't know the GOAT
h-how?...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4mmjT4P6rw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuK3npk75vE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRemnlGZqR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmadaXCZOZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=792QgbdOmHM
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>>23385238
I'm shit at solo performances cuz I get super nervous. I'm part of a kick ass clarinet choir tho haha. But I'd consider myself pretty musically talented
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>>23385238
I did used to wear glasses, here's a before and after for the hair. Shitty picture, but there isn't much evidence that I had long hair.

I know the feeling. It's a music class? Performing in front of other musicians is the worst. I'd always get way more nervous playing in front of all the sax players for studio class than I would for concerts. They hear your mistakes, normal audiences usually don't unless you broadcast them. Even a regular audience is nerve wracking if you aren't used to it.

I'm sure you'll do fine. Nothing is ever perfect, there will always be things you can beat yourself up over. Key is to get past it. I've embarrassed myself in front of people so many times that it doesn't phase me, now when I make a big mistake my only thought is "Well, THAT needs to be fixed." I even had a college professor that said "public humiliation is part of being a musician."

You seem like you care about this, so the point I'm trying to get across is that if you care you'll find things you wished went better. Don't sweat it. Just use it as a tool to accept where you're at and move forward from there. I struggle with that every time I pick up the horn.
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>>23385646
Also, you're a leg up on me with clarinet. I'm fucking terrible playing the misery stick. Too many projects to work on, I will get around to it at some point. I'm getting better at flute.
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Who wants chorizo

To place your order leave a (You) on this post

Totally being a girl with the chorizo not the main focus of the image
>>
>finally unbanned from /soc/
>thread is dead
Nice
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>>23384849
No shameful, much respect
>>23387440
>waiting for ban to end
ppl do dis?
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Hello, fellows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ICgAA0GXo

>>23387440
I was banned for making a crush thread a couple weeks ago.

Since when the fuck were those deemed as no nos? Pisses me off because I was banned for making a friendly, loving thread but then some cunt made a flame thread about me... And it's still up.
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>>23385646
I still get super nervous on sax but I'm trying to improve in spite of that. The only instrument I feel comfortable doing solo shit on is the acuckstic guitar. I think jazzanon gave some helpful tips here >>23386527

>>23386527
DAAANG that's pretty cool.
>public humiliation is part of being a musician
That spiel was actually really helpful. I do feel a little less nervous than I usually am, but it might be that I'm repressing it. I think I'll be fine as long as I work on the guide-tones that my teacher gave me yesterday, before I perform today. Also, the class only has about 10 people, so it's pretty chill, although a bunch of them are way above my level. I like most of them though. The most blunt out of all of them encouraged and complimented my soloing one time and seemed to actually mean it. Plus, I hope to get somewhat lost in the music (without losing my place) since I'm playing my favorite ballad of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0e9HqipF1Q
It'll be bretty fun, I think. I get to talk about the song too, but I think I'll make a notecard so I don't forget what to say.

Anyway, random question: have you listened to Fela Kuti?
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>>23384617
>5MB file limit
Bai sides

>>23384660
That red hair is disgusting.

>>23385238
>What kind of architecture
It's pretty much all the same here
I'm gonna go for Masters first I guess.
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why the fuck does no-one want my chorizo, fuck you guys
>>23387841
never seen my pic in crush threads therefore they are shit

I think someone mentioned me in the last one though which was nice
>>23385238
I used to get nervous before piano exams and concerts
it happens, it's normal
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>>23387992
>red hair
>disgusting

ill fucking knock yuh
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>>23388012
>sauce
His ass was there mang.
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>>23387278
U r mejicin?
>>23388010
j
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>>23388039
yeah
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>>23387992
Is there a picture of you not making le funny face maymays
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>>23388039
>mejicin
What does it mean.
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>>23388053
that's what I'm trying to figure out.
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>>23388047
We also say chorizo when you had the runny shits.
>>23388051
Nah she's shy and gay and insecure.
>>23388053
Look in the mirror.
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>>23379011
Id change
>>23387278
(You)

>>23387841
Nice choice with Quasi mah G.
You might like this
https://youtu.be/POQLAhs7luA

Sorry to hear you got banned, I like your crush threads. Maybe one day I'll be in one
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>>23388059
spicy food doesn't give me runny shits, fortunately
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>>23388061
one chorizo coming up
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>>23388061
It was the first one I ever made, too, lol

I was a bit confused

and yeah, I dig this

>>23388021
waht?
>>
I have a heartbreaking story

>love in this qt girl
>end up dating
>things go fine despite me being an assburger
>get more and more motivated by her
>start lifting
>read more and actually study
>best year in my life
>senior year of HS turns out to be pretty good despite all the fears of justing my education up due to procrastination
>graduate
>excellent grades
>family, while not rich, can afford to land me in Ivy school and I major in Archeology
>qt studies in a community college not too far away
>relations get tense as I can't see her everyday
Continue?
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>>23388070
I don't see a reason to stop you.
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>>23388067
Do you even read thread.
>>23388051
IKR XD so randum
Cause this >>23388059

>>23388070
Story time
Go on.
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>>23388062
>tfw dunt eat spicy fewd
Am i white then?
>>23388075
I loled so hard, I didn't think arshenholer hairs could be read, unless you know...
Oh forgot obligatory daily st00pid mejicun gtfo muh land rant
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>>23388085
I'm white, doesn't bother me
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>>23388085
Red***
You can read hairs tho? Like the rings on trees or nipples rite?
>>
>>23388066
o bby
>>23388070
>I have a heartbreaking story
awh man I'm never ready for these
cont pls
>>
>basically start to feel jealousy as I imagine her doing wild things while she isn't around
>grades slip
>end up in more and more fights with her
>somehow manage to get myself chilled out as I have an acquittance over at the college she's in and he keeps an eye out for her
>qt doesn't know
>time passes
>things go back to normal
>somehow my friend mentions me using him as a scout whilst drunk in a frat party
>gf finds out
>huge fight
>she leaves in mid fight
>fuck fuck fuck
>rage over at fb, threatening my friend and in general telling him I'm mad at
>he kinda gives me shit but tells me to calm down
>later that evening
>message
>it's my friend
>basically tells me that my gf is flirting with some guys in this house party
>grab my car
>go there
>can't find her, nor does my friend know
>finally someone points out she went upstairs
>run through all the doors
>nothing.png
>only one door left
>at this point going berserker
>remember I lift a lot and do Olympic so I am ripped as fuck
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Cvcks
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>>23388058
Society doesn't accept different human beans.

>>23388085
>Obligatory daily KYS
We use them for mejican voodoo.
>>
>>23388098
nice meme
>>23388094
hey, just 4 u
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>>23388100
I do though
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>>23388089
Oh hello fellow bretheren, how be thoust?
>>23388100
You are willing to wait three years? Aww I'm gonna cry, camera close-up please.
>We use them for mejican voodoo.
But it doesn't have a soul?
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>>23388098
Nice one, mate.
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>>23388116
Too long I might kmd before it happens
Srsly we do use hairs
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>>23388116
breddy gud, yourself?
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>>23388067

One more for you
https://soundcloud.com/yukinoame/yu-love-ft-blu-med-madlib

>>23388070
Kind of pissed at myself that I fell for this maymay
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>>23388125
>kmd
kill my dick
>>23388116
And not always gay it was just one girl.
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>>23388125
No, jus cuz I do it you copy mi
>>23388129
Quite dandy, ordering my spic around lel.
>>23388151
>gay
>one girl
Liking girls makes you a fgt u homo
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>>23388163
flirting through memes, smooth
>>23388151
lol kill my dick
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>>23388168
I meant my irl spic, not Marie?
>>
>>23388151

Gay once?
Was it like a switch?
>>
>>23388175
no you didn't
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>>23388184
Yes I did? The fuck you want a pic of him?
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>>23388187
post it mate
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>>23388192
Me: Oye tu, te voy a tomar una foto para enseñarte a los pendejos de 4chan, vas?
Him: que?¿
He's literally right next to me how take pic without being creepy?
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>>23388203
lol you're fried
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>>23388217
I dunt understand this?
I'll try to sneak one in then pull a Hindi kek.
>>
>>23388222
It means you're on a different spectrum to the rest of us.
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>>23388253
Still dunt understand, but I wouldn't want to be part of you fegs.
Got the pic tho lel
Will delet in 1 and half minut
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>>23388163
>copy you
Yeah bruh
But I also like guys, I think.

>>23388176
I mean I haven't experienced gay feelings before her eh.
>>23388222
Hindi wut.
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>>23388259
>saved
Will spam over b/10
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>>23388263
>I think
Fag
Isn't that what you go by now, moran
>>23388270
Ok? Cuz you can do something with that.
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>>23388273
I know faggot just didn't undershtand yuh
Y delete then.
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>>23388287
Cuz ur st00pid women
Cuz I sez i waz.
It's iffy, I don't mind posting myself, cuz I chose to, these people didn't, so all the consequences would be because of me.
Aint nobody got time for responsibility
>>
>>23388295
Moralfag
>>
>>23388360
Seen that coming
Nah I'm just not r00d, something your kind doesn't have any inkling of.
>>
>>23388374
I'm extremely offended by this.
>>
>>23387992
Heard you were talking shit.
>>23387637
Why are you so good to me?
>>23387841
Awesome album man.
Good to see ya back gingy, the mods are jam over your superior aesthetics.
>>23385571
If I go pick some mushrooms up and freestyle would you mix it with sick sax?
>>23388006
Is it raw?
>>23385171
That's pretty cool that it's a thing in general, though, our music scene consists of Puddle of Mudd cover bands.
>>23385136
That is absolutely insane.
>>23385196
Your work is gorgeous homie, those lines are immaculate. It seems a lot of people are on the fence about stylus, I haven't had a chance to use them unfortunately but it's an interesting concept.

Hopefully things calm back down, it might just be a trend for a few years.
>>
>>23388424
?
Make me fewd pls am hungry
>>23388434
Am I being good?
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>>23388434
This still on?

>>23388468
Same pls do.
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>>23388424
Are you going to be good?
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>>23388487
Wat, i'm asking u wench.
The fuck, I only have 6 bucks in my wallet. Gonna starve for the next 2 days lol.
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I will like nothing more than to kidnap a chad and a stacey.
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>>23388489
Most probably not.

>>23388496
When do you get paid.
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>>23388499
Are you of the darkness?
>>23388510
Tomorrow.
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>>23388512
So only starve for one day?
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>>23388499
I will for nothing more than the ability to take a good photo with a good camera.
:/
>>
>>23388499
The fear.
>>23388487
Come at me
>>23388468
No >:(
Are we all starving here?
>>
>>23388520
No two, I don't cash it until Friday afternoon.
>>23388522
Oh ok... :(
I guess, no woman to cook for me.
>>
>>23388434
>shrooms freestyle
DO IT
do it within 4 hours pls senpai

>>23388496
>>23388522
Do you guys actually have no food or what?
Come on. I have $2.00 to my name and I just made myself eggs. What's in y'all fridges?

>>23388522
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>>23388569
Waiting on the call back! It'll take about an hour to really kick in and it should be an eighth, so pepper your angus.
There's a stick of butter...and some oats. Mmm.
>>23388533
I'm a lady, not a woman. You can have all the beef in the freezer.
>vegetarian
>beef in the freezer
>????
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>>23388569
Idk I'm not home to check, but probably waffles and my coffee mate.
>>23388605
Same thing, just need one to cook and clean.
>vegetarian
U wat m8
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>>23388642

Waffles & Coffee, sounds good to me.
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>>23388662
For brekfast, lasts me the whole day till I get home.
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>>23388605
AYY
I'll be waiting with my sax in hand
I'm counting on you shroomsanon
I gotta leave for class in ~4hrs

>>23388662
>>23388642
coffles
now I wanna try making waffles with coffee instead of water
>>
>>23388683
Please try if they are good, I might make them myself it they are.
>>
>>23388683
Waffles is the breakfast of [poor] champions.
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>>23388642
Just release some rats in your house, they eat anything. No more mess.
>por razones de salud
>>23388683
If I let you down I will take the honorable death.
Everything will be recorded, just in case, because I absolutely lose my shit on mushies.
>school
Ew
>>
>>23388533
Diet
Gotta have those facial bones.
>>23388522
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zWf39lEkng
>>
>>23388723
You watched Ratatouille too many times.
Ah entendido, disculpas hermano.
>>23388729
I actually do want a slimmer face, I feel my face is chubby :/. At least I ain't a fatass like you though.
>>
>>23388729
>ur so butthurt
Is this u?
>>23388736
>not watching that daily
Lrn2cook
Oh no no, amigo, hay vegetarianos son en su mayoría pendejos.
>>
>>23388736
>Fatass
>flat ass
>small ass
So many contradictions.
>>23388768
Internally I'm all.
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>>23385632
I'm still an innocent young street box, plz 4gib.
>>23387841
I thumbs this album hard
> flame thread
Take it as a compliment, you mean so much to someone they're taking time out of their day to save and discuss your cute face.
>How's everyone day going, yall ready to embrace our savior Daffy Donald trump?
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZnJSw2cNLc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PdYvkaYsaU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTlzhlnLhbQ

Some music 4 u megs
>>
>>23388768
Am no gril yet.
Se puede decir eso de todo los demas.
>>23388817
You forgot no-ass.
You forgotten the chat we had a while ago?
>>
>>23388904
Future aspirations yeah?
Haha ellos saben.
>>23388817
>all that shitposting in one person
How are you alive?
>>
>>23388904
We had many.

>>23388993
Shitposting keeps me alive.
>>
>>23388993
Mayb
Whatsittoya
>>23389058
>not remembering any
:'(
I still remember the first wan, ya chickenhead hmph
>>
>>23389073
I fucking remember just saying I don't know which one you're referencing
You called me a mexican.
>>
>>23389092
Oh dear...
One word: Hippo crates.
>>
>>23389102
Kek I know faggit eh so sentimental today Ish.
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>>23388888
These joints were tight b
Liking the Young Fathers and Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes in particular.

Going to dump some random songs I've been listening to a lot lately.
This is one of my favorite songs of all time.
that guitar riff <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKbk7BPXBa4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRiG-7c9A3c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEFhFNP_tWg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SZtXkEwZXk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii6kJaGiRaI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfM46XR8wGQ
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>>23389106
Stfu i was scurred i miss mah period.
Bish ples you wouldn't have a clue of who I was I had chosen to.
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>>23389073
Good on ya m8
Es everything
>>23389058
You're a meme.

Fuckin' up almost 2 years of vegetarianism.
>tfw anemia
>>
>>23389123
>Anonymous board
Obviously.
>>23389134
>tfw just told friend I will an hero
She's literally locked herself crying in bathroom
wut do
>>
>>23389134
Tenks u will b 1st
>>23389183
Moran
Kill her
>>
>>23389183
Oh fuck.
She loves you mang.

>tell her you'll do it if she doesn't open door
>>
>>23389107
+OPR
+Stars and sons
+This year

8/10 good list, brah. I'd dance with ya too, brah.
Good tunes.
>>
>>23389197
But I'm saving myself for marriage
>>
>>23389243
I am pure virgin, you can ask my dad for my hand.
>>23389183
>>23389197
Actually tell her that you are a st00pid dum edgy faggot that goes on an anonymose board and ask for suggestions after telling her friend she is gonna kill himself.
>>
>>23389197
Girls.. too fucking sensitive.
>>23389204
Finally out
I'm fucked up cause it's her birthday in 2 hours approx.
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Pupper loves you all
>>
>>23389281
D'oh, how old?
Cute sweater too.
>>23389277
>it's her birthday surprise
>>23389276
I'll get the sable dowry asap.
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>>23389276
>Ikr
She was about to kick me out.
>No money no family
>>23389296
>My being is your present
Narcissistic enough?
>>
>>23389296
He's four. But still acts like a puppy. And thanks. I just wear it cuz it's warmmm
>>
>>23389234
>8/10 good list, brah. I'd dance with ya too, brah.
thanks my mane

>>23389281
So adorable, dogs wearing bandannas melt my heart <3
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>>23389311
Woah, thought that was a lab pup, kind of dog is he?
Warm sweater club.
>>23389310
Needs more sass, try ducklips and heavy eyeshadow.
>>
>>23389310
>no money
Highly doubt it, but reminds me, I have quatre dollars
Not like this is the first time I've starved.
I've seen more narcissism on the skull than your ugly mug.
>>23389296
OMGEE, I don't even know how my arrainged suitor looks like...
>>
who /city/ here
>>
>>23389327
>Eyeshadow
I haven't even groomed my eyebrows for a month I'm surprised it hasn't connected yet.
>>23389346
What do you have to pay for these remaining two days.
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>>23389327
Well according to the shelter he's a pure bred lab. But he's only 45 lbs and he was supposed to get up to 90. And since there's no legal documents we don't know what he is
Sweaters are the absolute best
>>23389325
He actually loves wearing it too. He'll carry it around until we put it on him

>sorry for sideways
>>
>>23389388
?
For some Ponzi scheme shit I'm involved in, and OH my health insurance kek.
>>
>>23389327
Those tats
Show pls.
>>23389400
Lol how much is that.
>>
>>23389422
Not much, I kinda lied and said I don't earn much so I got the cheap one, but I haven't payed since I got and it's been 3 months so it has accumulated and I don't remember the amount. Probs like $150? Plus the 200 for the scheme...
>>
>>23389438
>payed
Paid* fuck am I Mexican or something?
>>
>>23389438
And it's due exactly these two days ?
>>
>>23389422
That would be lewd.
>>23389395
AND HE HAS A BANDANA.
He's definitely a little on the small side, but he has all the looks of a lab, it doesn't really matter much in the end eh?
Thrift store sweater shopping for days.
>>23389388
>people groom their eyebrows
But why?
>>23389346
John Cena with red hair.
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>>23389395
>He actually loves wearing it too. He'll carry it around until we put it on him
>mfw
gaaaah...that's the cutest thing I've heard in awhile. Can't wait til I can get my own Pupper
>>
>>23389500
If you do it once
You do it forever.
>>
>>23389445
No, I can pay the insurance whenever I want but it will be added for every month. The other shit I gotta pay each week.
>>23389500
I think I know who but Idk if it's the same guy?
So much happened during my cleansing...
>>
>>23389281
Awwww
>>23389395
Awwwwwwwwww, that's a cute pupper.
>>
>>23389517
>>23389491
Wtf this stupid phone, I am gonna buy a new one tomorrow fuckit.
>>
>>23388434

it's shitty work and beats the fuck out of you, it's worth the pay. Ever since I started my own business, I make a lot more than that.
>>
>>23389517
Sux 4 u m8
Tho I think I'd rather be poor and free than this here
Outside my college expenses I don't cost much [cause I'm hipster] but still
I'm wearing same shoes I had since 10th grade.
>>
>>23389517
>cleansing
What
It's a mystery
>>23389513
That's terrifying
One time they got shaved off at a party but they good
>superior male eyebrows
>>
>>23389545
Me too, I still have shoes from early h.s.
Never was materialistic. When I went to college the government paid for me lel.
But since I am a gril s00n I need to be pampered obvii
>>
>>23389559
I left this place for years to attain enlightenment.
>>
>>23389559
>superior male eyebrows
True and not black like mine so I look like a male currently
Tho tbqh Idec anymore.
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Hayyyy guys
Im beg
>Hows your day going?
>Did you miss me?
>How are ya?
>what cool/interesting shit happened to you lately?
>>23385238
>lil boy practicing
I dont know why Im interested in your surroundings but I guess I think its cool to know how yall see your enviorment, keep me updated if you want!
>jazzy dazzy
Hey, anything that makes you less depressed is great :)
>not drugs tho
>implying you need irl friends if you have us
JK. Just ask some guys out of your classes to jam sometimes :) You dont need to talk all that much and its a cool way to meet each other I guess.
Im fine, just met with a girl who couldnt stop talking about her sex life
while we were taking a walk so I just said that I ´ll go home now and let her stand there like 1h away from her
home and now shes spamming me with insecure bullshit. How should I react?
>>23385571
Sorry, Im not good at that shit and not in the mood to hate myself for my failures rn, ask me when im drunk <3
>>23388098
You had me there, godda give that to ya!
>>23389310
I dont know why I find this cute as fuck
>>
>>23389580
>male
You're going to have to try harder than that.
>>23389573
In the past few days even?
>>23389537
Yeah, I've run insulation and mortar, fucking stilts man. Always good fun with a sawza though. Good to hear you've got it by the balls. How's business in the Winter there?
>>
>>23389626
Male eyebrows I meant mang
>Actually be fishing for compliments in THIS thread
I won't post photos to support tho.
>>23389591
Probably cause your eyes are animu.
>>23389567
Lol same my school cost like 50$ a year
I love the worn out texture
Them mothers trying to make you [presentable] tho.
>>
>>23389626
What?
>>23389686
>50$ a year
What the fuck, I went to a cheap ass shit and I still had to pay 4,000 each semester. Thank Allah for that grant.
No fair, my mom would never support me :'(
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>>23389500
Yup he's actually the perfect sized dog in my opinion. Luv him dearly
>>23389506
Hurry up and get one. Just make sure you make time for the new pupper. They get sad if you work too much
>>23389519
Thankss

His name is Frodo. Here is his ring
>>
>>23389720
Trust me freedom is worth much more than support.
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>>23389686
That makes a lot of sense, actually!
>except it doesnt
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>>23389738
Some idiots shouldn't be free, and "freedom". No man is truly free.
>>
>>23389744
>No man is truly free
Thank you captain obvious
>Comparing the position of a male in a western society with a female in an islamic one
Relativity use it.
>>
>>23389741
Your lack of faith blinds you.
>>
>>23389764
What would you say are the differences between the two?


Lifestyle and culture wise, I mean.
>>
>>23387637
Never been banned before so I didn't know there was a way around it?
>>23389281
So cute, dog is also cute
>>
>>23389764
You should use your own advise, and also not trust the news.
>>
>>23389721
Aww
>>23389720
>confused again
>>23389686
I mean, we're all shitposting here.
I'll post nudes if it makes you less self-conscious boo.
>>
>>23389787
Ask An Hiro for forgibness next time.
>>23389798
Eh sorry my inglis no gud
>>
>>23389784
Do you people know shit ?
Where to begin, I'm just gonna list some points about here

>Religion
You are born into Islam and all but it is out of the question
The price for public atheism is declaring war.
>Don't go out/Don't do that/Don't wear that/Don't walk like that/Don't talk like that
Refuse and you will suffer
>Sexuality
Repressed but that's everyone here
>Honor killing
Rare but happens every now and then
>Destined life
Marry a decent husband
>What people think
Go by it
>You know husbands and correspondingly M.I.Ls still check for virginity on night of marriage

>>23389793
I meant that they are on far extremes of the spectrum however can be in same plane of comparison
>not trust the news
I in particular won't be told that by a foreigner
I am one of the most aware individuals in my country
But if it makes you feel better I can totally compare to relatives/friends residing in western countries.
>>23389798
>nudes
No please
I can't risk my eyes losing their virginity
>will be stoned

Did not second check that so mind any mistakes.
>>
Even among the college professors[people who are suppose to be most educated and exposed]
I am being currently bullied by a Liberal Gay who holds a PhD
>He claims he's an intellect
>"Reads" philosophy and "fouccault"
into using his own political and social opinions in my work
When I tried standing up to myself and saying my own he simple failed me and no one cared to help because that's just how society is [Male is always right and superior]
>>
>>23389849
Not everyone living in western countries lives a western life you know. I will admit this, women do have it harder.
Stop your complaining now sheesh.
>>
>>23389849
>that was my plan
>>23389809
No hablar?
Bb our love crosses language barriers.
>>
>>23389849
I am just really curious about the world and I wanted to take a shot at learning about it.

But wow, that level of restriction seems very alien to me, and almost at a level paralleling a few dystopic novels.

Thank you for humouring my question, I'd like to hear more if you don't mind.
>>
>>23389883
Oh, that sounds pretty shit...
>>
>>23389721
>Hurry up and get one. Just make sure you make time for the new pupper
This is what's holding me back from getting a Pupper right now
I just want to make sure that I'm in a stable financial situation, a good location, and have the time.
>His name is Frodo. Here is his ring
Just when I thought he couldn't get any cuter

>>23389849
>Marry a decent husband
I'd be your Waifu <3

>>23389883
Fuck, this sounds terrible
>>
>>23389849
>>23389883
Look what you fucking did.
>>23389899
>>23389904
>>23389918

>>23389896
Enserio?
>>
>>23389884
Not necessarily I know
But the amount of restrictions is less by at least 70%
>>23389884
>complaining
I realize I sound annoying af
But tbqh you will never know what it's like until you actually live it

And that is just society
You have on the other hand the Jews
Tell you how/when/where to do
Trying to make your life as shitty as possible
Picture a 19 year old whore playing you like a toy asking you to go back and forth
empty your pockets
>empties pockets
>nothing there
>Ok
NOW EMPTY AGAIN

decides she/he feels like opening the gate for you to just fucking pass to home
Ok stand still for another hour or two until I decide to open the gate

Stormy weather
>Muddy floors
Take off your shoes

And that's just middle class me's daily routine
Getting checked twice per day
btw if you've a foreign passport you can just pass checkpoints by bus cause why show them horrid things

And don't get me wrong I'm not trying to
>World look at my humanitarian crisis
I am quite realistic
They established a fucking state on the blood of one
It's pretty Kafkaesque there is no solution
They are here to stay and we are here to suffer
There are other issues I can't discuss here cause surveillance.

>>23389899
>
It is my words are sort of a tacky rant/whine that do not do the conflict justice

>>23389939
>Dude

>>23389918
<3
>>
>>23389918
Good to hear that you'll be a smart per owner. I get so pissed when people don't take care of their pets. And make sure you get it from a shelter. We should find homes for all dogs before we breed them to make special ones
Thank youu. We joke that the reason he didn't get as big as he was supposed to is because he's a hobbit dog
>>
>>23389969
Where are you even from?
>I have the perfect idea
Send all the white, middle class sado maso fetishist womyn into the middle east and trade them for the repressed suffering woman that grew up under Islamic regime
>watch the fetishits literally orgasm when getting beaten up by their forced upon husbands
Im some kind of second jesus
>>
>>23389969
I'd say less.
Then do what people have done for centuries.
Not here though cuz I fucking swear I'll send you back.
>>
>>23389969
I actually like listening to what to you have say about where you live, quite a lot actually; it's very informative and different view from the standard comments of "Oppressive Cultural Norms". Hearing what you have to say takes out a feeling of otherness that most people, who don't have the experience, add to it.

I don't find it very rantish myself, though...
I want to hear so much more, but no one else seems to be enjoying the process.
>>
>>23390002
Genius!
>Kek
One word : Denial
To think there are many the complain or reject society this site would be filled with angry Palestinian youth
But people are disgustingly submissive
>Doesn't matter had sex-bundu
And let's all buy Iphones and dress up and sit for 2 hours in a cafe until it's time to go home make dinner for husbandu

>I will shut up after this I promise
I will be rather arrogant and say I think I have been fortunate enough to be more intelligent and be able to free myself from the BS of religion

I truly tried to make something of it [academically] at first but the amount of suppression and rejection killed it after a while
>Most of my department are christian teachers
And me publicly identified as muslim
You can guess the rest
I always brought double the quality but credit was always given to followers of our lord jesus faggot or people with connections.

>>23390030
I will stop now.

>>23390007
>Then do what people have done for centuries
I'm scurred
What have they done.
>>
>>23390086
Figure it out, you're an intelligent young woman.
>>
>>23390086
Well there goes learning time...

But I realised I bounced like 3 Id's today alone in this chat, I should probably keep a better eye on it.
>>
>>23390119
I've kept track I think.
>>23390105
>young
At heart I'm 60
At least
Son.
>>
>>23390217
What about intelligent.
Mom.
That felt weird.
>>
>>23390217
Kept track of me? Or yourself?
>>
>>23390243
Too long a word for me to understand
>weird
You basturd.
>>23390261
You
I'd know my posts.
>>
>>23390270
What about nostalgia.
At least I know my father. Right?
>>
>>23390286
Idk french long word ?
He died for your sins.
>>
>>23390270
Oh, I want to see if you could call out all 3 of the Id's I have used.
>>
>>23390296
What about coeur.
I have sinned dear father, father I have sinned,
Raised my voice in anger, when I know, I'd never should.
I really hope he doesn't yet, I can't take care of 4 younger siblings.
>>
>>23383983
>>23390328
>>23389896
>I tried
>>
>>23390350
Stomachache no?
Sell 2 keep 2.
>>
>>23390368
>Stomachache
Ingles ples
I dunt live in middle earf niqa, and I like my sisters actually.
>>
>>23390382
Lozar so unkool
I got 4 too.
>>
>>23390328
>>23390355

Whoops make that two, Id's actually.
And sadly no, neither of those two were me.

You want to try to guess one last time?
>>
>>23390396
Am kooler than u feg fite me irl.
Show me.
>>
>>23390405
Nah
But share if you want to.

>>23390411
hewl no
>posting siblings on 4chinz
My favorite is 10 or 11 year old qt tho.
>>
>>23390442
I look for bride for friend.
Kek
Omg I have one too!
I'm the oldest male.
Or was...
>>
>>23390442


This was me.
>>23388124

>>23390350
And wow, 4 siblings, that's a larger family.
>>
>>23390498
>larger family
Not really, my grandma had 14 kids.
>>
>>23390519
Holy shit, that's a massive family.
Like wow
>>
>>23390527
Dem granny gams...
This was kinda normal back then in the motherland.
I mean Mexicans in general breed like fucking rabbits
>>23390549
You sure that's your sister?
I was kidding about showing me btw.
>>
>>23390578
As I said tempted to shock you
Yes.
>>
>>23390549
I think we have actually...
I should keep better track of myself.

>>23390578

I am Puerto Rican, we Hispanics in general breed like rabbits too, but my parents mellowed out at 2.
>>
>>23390599
>>23390608

I think so.
>>
>>23390592
>tempted
This is what I feel.
I would show you mine, but like you said here.
>>23390442

You'd probably think I'm lying, but I swear we're siblings.
>>
>>23390641
>You'd probably think I'm lying, but I swear we're siblings.
wat?
>>
>>23390608
Wise choice, that's what my parents said they wanted.
I just need one to carry on the dark arts.
>>
>>23390650
We don't look anything alike. Only the babby, but that's cuz she cursed with the darkness like me.
>>
>>23390656
Makes sense, I don't really know if I have much I'd want to pass/carry on.

I think I'd be a bad dad, but a good shady uncle who always knows where to get some illegal fireworks and shit.
>>
>>23390650
My sister and I are nearly opposites in our physical descriptions.
So it wouldn't surprise me.
>>
>>23390656
>I just need one to carry on the dark arts
Romantic daydreams again
>>23390664
But features mang.. features
Mine is imo the qtest being ever and she takes care of me lel
>>23390674
In addition to endless responsibilities
Mine would turn out to be a cannibal if it actually happened.
>>
>>23390699
I'd be proud to raise Hannibal Lecter.
>>
>>23390674
Eh good shady uncle, I miss him.
I know though, I can barely take care of myself, much less a child.
>>23390699
I can dream also can't I.
I'm the qtest from the gruls.
One looks chinese, the two older ones look white-ish, and the babby is the only spic...
>>
>>23390714
Like a soooomebooody ?
>>23390708
If it was guaranteed to work
I think I detest humanity enough to waste my life on him.
>>23390681
She resembles me as a kid somewhat but she is much cuter and obviously when she grows up
But to most people it is surprising at first.
>>23390714
My other 3 look 100% Arab
I look Mexican
And one qt.
>>
>>23390355
Haha two of those were me, I don't think the other guy is as much of an asshole.
>>23389939
Siempo hombre

>4 days talking to qt
>she just liked the attention
FUCK
>>
>>23390771
Ur grandmada vely old liek raisn
>I look Mexican
You say that like it's a bad thing, oh wait...
>>23390781
>Siempre hombre
>hombre
Triggered.
Kek niqa it should've been plain as day since day 1.
>>
>>23390781
I knew the two were you
I kind of looked for a third ID for your 2
Instead of finding 2 for the last one.
>>
>>23390806
That's cheating.
You celebrating your friends birthday yet?
>>23390798
>hombra
>chicachicachica

It was I'm just dumb.
Writers gonna write.
>>
>>23390714
That's the same with me.

>>23390771
My sister looks white as hell, pale skin hazel eyes, wavey hair and I look very Hispanic, curly hair, olive skin, dark brown eyes.
>>
>>23390798
tbqh not about that but I do not fit into my own aesthetic to begin with
And tbqh you do not give yourself credit if we're gonna be shallow.
>>23390837
I don't like celebrations and I've influenced her into that too.
>>23390872
We all look hispanic ?
>>
>>23390898
Yes, apparently, we all do.
>>
>>23390837
Now don't hit yourself that hard pal.
>>23390872
An hero pact?
>>23390898
I have no clue what the second part means.
>We all look hispanic
Good ol' race-mixing eh. I'm white tho.
>>
>>23390934
>I'm so innocent and clueless
>>
>>23390948
Clueless yes.
Explain.
>>
>>23390934
Es como es, es difícil conectar con personas similares, pero era agradable para quatro días mas menos.
>still got the shitposting
>>23390898
What about them puts ya off?
>>
>>23390963
I just think you under-appreciate yourself.
>>
>>23390934
I meant on the fact we can barely take care of our selves, therefore a kid would be tough.
>>
>>23390978
Eso es verdad, yo le hablo a esta hindu para que no se sienta sola.
>>23390988
How so?
>>
>>23390978
Birthdays particularly
I just think it is pointless and rather embarrassing to celebrate [The day you were born] in a repetitive manner
It doesn't mark a contribution to anything
I believe life is meaningless and absurd
Not worth celebrating.
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>>23391015
Hahaha oh my god.
Eres terrible
>>23391038
That's an interesting way to look at it, never really considered it that way.
What's to say there isn't something you've yet to find to make it celebratory?
>>
>>23391015
It might've been things you say that I cannot recall in detail right now
But do you?
>>
>>23391038
Ooh, Nihilism, I like you a lot now.

I don't meet a lot of people who share that view.
>>
>>23391061
Ella sabe que juego con ella, esi espero digo.
>>23391064
I can't even recall.
Do I what?

A tree just fell outside, if I wake up dead tomorrow with a branch up my ass, I just wanna say...ha first bishes!
>>
>>23391061
When evil befalls people I dislike/hate whether inflicted by me or another
Not in the sense of decorations of course but involves personal joy.

>>23391075
>Waiting to be labeled a special snowflake
But I'm feeling rather edgy tonight or soon to be today.
>>23391092
You'd be the lucky basturd
Do you think I'm correct.
>>
>>23391103
What time is it for you?

And nah, you are good, to be edgy you have to have more hate and distaste of fun, maybe some dark past too.
>>
>>23391103
About the special snowflake
About what
>>
>>23391103
Sounds good to me. Karmic retribute yeah?
So, there is personal joy and one can attach subjective meaning but no overall grand purpose?
>>23391092
ella tiene buen humor
¿puede que hable español?
>>
>>23391141
A veces, ugh pinche mora me hico caer otra vez.
Nah no sabe, solo sabe el allahu akbar
>>
>>23391174
This is where my lengua runs out ):
Fell on what?
>solo sabe el allahu akbar
Hahaha
>>
>>23391133
4:20 AM
And no access to weed wtf

>>23391140
>Dude
Common
About the under-appreciation.

>>23391141
It is a little more than momentary maybe but serves no function other than observing what others consider meaningful being destroyed
Mostly due fact their lack of proper intelligence to grasp its meaninglessness and daring to think that they/their actions count for anything.
>>
>>23391198
I won't say more with admitting to some things, but I think you might get it.
>>23391209
Probably if I was attention-starved kek. You right I guess.
>>
>>23391209
That's a shame, opportunity to get lit wasted.

It's 9:33pm for me now.... I should probably sleep soon, I haven't in 2 days.
>>
>>23391232
para alguien?
>>23391209
Does that fall in the same category of that which is not observed does not exist? What would be of any meaning or worth if it's not personal or near-immediately beneficial to those or your surroundings.

I like your way of looking at this, it's an interesting counterpoint to everything I've got.
>>
>>23391209
Do you read up on Philosophy, like Sartre Focault, etc...?
>>
>>23391291
*Sartre, Focault
>>
>>23391270
Si, ya sabes quien me refiero.

Where is my hunny bunny T.J? Dis tread is almost kill
>>
>>23391232
But you imo you shouldn't.
>But that's just like my opinion
But fuck you I'm right.

>>23391263
Good night Anon ?
I have to be in class in approx 4 hours.

>>23391270
>that which is not observed does not exist?
No, there are [facts] with a certain collective truth to them that has means/applications that support there existence
But if we're talking myth then no
[I'm mostly just typing answers I don't have a solid general theory due to lack of sufficient reading]
>What would be of any meaning or worth if it's not personal or near-immediately beneficial to those or your surroundings
I'm rather selfish therefor I'm aware of my definition of momentary meaning in relation to myself would very faulty but since lack of faith in grand meaning
I'd say "fuck [You] and Your morals" it does not matter to me.
>>
>>23391306
I got you mangalang.

>T.J.
Scares me so bad every time cause that's my legit name too.
>>
>>23391291
I did read Foucault's lecture on Biopower
And Sartre's Play No Exit
Not so much
Which is why I'm rather hesitant.
>>
>>23391342
If only I knew what it was you are talking about.
But you is wimon, how cen u b right
>>23391345
I don't even know why I'm telling you this lmao.
Oh shoot so there's 2 T.J's now
>>
>>23391367
Oh my god, I wish I didn't have to sleep now, you are the first person I have run into who has read any of them.
>>
>>23391373
no se preocupe , si había que decir que no dará la vuelta al respecto.
2 T.J's and two gingers. Dangerous.
>>23391342
>there are [facts] with a certain collective truth to them that has means/applications that support there existence
Solid, it sounds like you're figuring it out, and the best belief system is one you form yourself.
>I'd say "fuck [You] and Your morals" it does not matter to me.
Hell yeah.
>>
>>23391395
I'm always here
Good night.

>>23391373
I mean my obsession with dark hair aside
Relatively objectively speaking you are cute and if not definitely above average so do not assume you are not
>just a thought I'm not always shallow
>>23391418
Assuming one is.
>>
>>23391455
Thank you for the philosophical consideration, gonna use that for some writing now.
>>
>>23391418
Dangerous indeed.
Fiery red hot habaneros.
>>23391455
Was that so hard to say lel
I actually love dark hair.
I considered myself either under/average. I really don't mind/ care though, I never cared about my looks in myself or in a potential partner. My whole family has told me my ex was ugly, but idk. Well yeah in middle school, and early h.s but that's when I tried to be a follower.
>>
>>23388723
honorable death when

how was the trip?

>>23388875
You gotta at least watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gl8bQ9aAlw

>>23389591
>asian clarinet boy
Cool that you find these things interesting. I do too. My mom told me it was really awkward talking to that boy's mom, even though they're both fluent in Korean. Maybe she's been through some shit. I never see any asian man who might be their dad, so I figure she's divorced/separated like my mom, or her husband works in another state like my mom does. In any case, I hope that the kid picks up on the jazz I'm playing so he doesn't end up wasting his years like I did. I spent 10 years only learning how to read classical shit for saxophone. I wanted to solo, but I had no idea how to learn. If I did learn earlier, I would've been more confident in my circle of friends, who were all playing in bands while I just watched because I was complete shit at improvising. That shit would've changed my life for the better. Goddamn. Fuck that shit. That little boy is gonna hear me improve and want to learn, and then he'll get mad pussy in high school but also he'll be able to express himself better and be more confident if he becomes interested in jazz and starts to teach himself. I didn't have the interest. I just listened to shitty alternative rock through high school.

Reminds me of a family friend who's 17 right now and a beast at jazz on piano and sax. His mom is also divorced, and I can tell the guy has been through a lot of inner turmoil. He seems to be doing really well because of music, though.

ANYWAY, what are some things you've noticed about your neighbors? Do you talk to them?

>frandz
I suck at jamming. I've already reached out 3 times and it didn't feel like we were getting anywhere. I'm hoping to get back into jamming after a few months though.

>horny insecure qt
damn, idk man. I'd just distance myself as much as possible without triggering her. But if you like her, then maybe not. Good luck, G.
>>
>>23391508
forgive me shifu

It never came ):
How was school?
>>23391497
Damn now I gotta go to the store for habaneros.
>>
>>23391494
I'm flattered ?
But Idk man I always feel that I'm just lining up bullshit.
>>23391497
Yr a Faggot I know but I'm too nice 4 u
I know you don't care and tbf neither do I in critical decisions
But I just though you should know it as an observation
Still you're a faggot.
>>
>>23391556
Fuck now I'm hungry, just one more day.
>>23391582
>too nice 4 u
Nani?
Only two faggots, wow I dunt feel that
speshul no mores
>>
>>23391582
Everyone here is hardcore Christian, and I'm so deep into my shit it's really neat to hear a more nihilistic approach from a personal standpoint. My writing is shit so don't be flattered haha.
Sorry you feel that way, your explanation was very well-thought and ordered, especially frank, so I think you're good mang. But, "fuck me" haha.
>>
>>23391614
I'm too nice you faggit
I should /b/ meaner
Cause you're a beaner
With a small weiner
>>
>>23391628
I thought this was your top mean?
You should try even more.
I might have a small peen,
At least I'm not a whore.
>>
>>23391618
Doesn't matter I just enjoy when things like this occur
"Fuck you" Indeed
And I always automatically assume I'm bullshitting regardless of the product. >>23391645
But you are
Your rhyming sux btw
>>
BJ back from the dead, sorry guys, pretty busy couple of days.

Incoming new bread, gonna read thru this shit first.

Will reply to all you guys in the next thread. <3 <3 <3
>>
>>23391673
>that butthurt
Oh wait you have no butt.
I'm not raper sheesh.
>>23391678
Could it be trueth...
>>
>>23391673
Mutually.
What if you were selling coffins?
>>23391614
>one more day
Too long
>>
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Back from jazz class. My solo went pretty well by my standards. Thanks to all you anons who encouraged and listened to me. I finally feel like I'm moving forward, and any feedback helps.

Now I gotta figure out how to spend 6 hours finishing my reading for Literature. I swear I can barely relate to this Cutting For Stone book at all. It's like an Indian drama/soap-opera set in East Africa during the 50s. Ugh.

>>23386527
Dude I listened to Dexter Gordon - Go and damn I love the themes. I'm itching to listen to the whole thing again. Would you happen to know the name of the melody that he plays at the beginning of 3 O'Clock In The Morning?
Oh yeah and I finally figured out the name of that one melody I asked you about a while back. It was Hammer Head by The Jazz Messengers.

How's your saxing going, Jazzanon?

>>23391556
YOU MUST COMMIT SUDOKU
damn that sucks dude
school was bretty gud, just had music classes today
mentally exhausting though
what are you up to these days?
>>
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>>23391678
You've changed.
>>23391686
>
>>
>>23391694
Meant verbally [Am I anti-joke yet]
>Muslims don't use coffins
>>
>>23391711
>711
Hey Mahira, make me the coffee asap andale andale.
T.J is cheating on me rite, rite!
>>
>>23391686
No it's not true, this is BJ's mother, my son was killed last night in a tragic hot air balloon accident, there were no survivors.His dying wish was for me to seek out and anon named "Mexicanon" and relay his final and only words "fuckin' kys pussy, lmao"

May he stay in all of our thoughts and prayers.
>>
>>23391723
I wish I could say with me
I can stay and shitpost summoar or I can sleep for approx 1.5 hours
>wut do
>>
>>23391730
What an moran, she and many ither have telleth me this, oh well.
Rip O.J
>>23391733
Back off ho.
You go to school 1.5 hours earlier.
>>
>>23391694
Oh shit you're tight, tomorriw is Thursday not Friday, fuck.
I should maybe not use those 4 bucks....
>>
>>23391730
>You mama so fat we couldn't read post
May Allah send you to Muhammed.
>>23391755
huehuehue
>>
>>23391722
Getting closer.
Huh, what's the burial practice?
>>23391700
GUTS OUT AS WE SPEAK
Fuggin drug dealers
Neato, not the exhausting part, what kind of jazz style do you study predominately?
Trying to figure out why fuggin n. alata won't take root and writing shitty prose about love and death, it's a dumb existence.
>>23391723
How's you know!
>>
>>23391775
I wasn't joking this time...
>>23391783
Kek not you, I gotta think of new nicknames.
Wait you're cheating on me...
>>
>>23391783
Just wash the body wrap in clean cloth and bury in grave
There are some prayers and stuff I just don't know what/when and how.
>>
>>23391790
Honey yr a joke.
>>
>>23391808
>Honey yr a joke.
Honey year a joke?
A fucking hilarious one at that ain't I
>>
>>23391799
Back to the earth. Neat.
>>23391790
......
>>
Night faggots
rip bread
I can't keep my eyes opened much longer.

>>23391823
Exactly.
>>
>>23391823
...
Ur brother was bigger.
>>23391836
You're the only faggit here.
Night toots.

Would percocet and waffles be enough to satiate hunger? Hmm one does wonder ...
>>
oh hey, smirkanons back
>>
>>23391836
Night gaybie.
>>23391858
..I am my brother.
>>
>>23391883
...well in that case your mother knows how to lick me better than you ever do.
With that I end myself, smell ya fegs l8er
>>
>>23391898
<3
Bruja
>>
>>23392092

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