Roast thread! Post pictures of yourself and get roasted

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No

I actually enjoy talking to a few people on here, so I won't post face, but I'll make ya suicidal.

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is it possible to roast perfection?

>>23373353
lel, so we're on the same page here.

>>23373357
>roasting spam
ew, I'd rather fry it tbqh.

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>>23373329
Why not?

>>23373380
Leave anon before it's too late!

>>23373398
I have pretty thick skin. I think I can handle it. :D

>>23373380
Even though you have a filter, I'm still only seeing unmitigated shit. Congratulations, you broke filters.

>>23373357
>that nose
>that pathetic patch of facial hair
>sideburns look way too long
>eyes too narrow
2/10

>>23373416
>>23373380
Your skin isn't the only thing that's thick here, babe.
I can tell your legs look like overcooked oatmeal.
>>23373357
If the Muslims were allowed to drink profusely, and then fuck a SE Asian whore, this is what happens.

>>23373357
I would insult your physical appearance, but it seem your genetics do that for you. I would insult your intelligence, but it seems your extra chromosome does that for me!

>>23373380
You like a tourist attraction. Like a Kendall Jenner impersonator whose talent is shooting ping pongs out of her vagina. (unfortunately that would make you more talented than a Kardashian. I don't believe you actually are tho, they look pretty sometimes!)

>>23373627
Let me put this in a language you can understand. YOUR FACE HAS TRIGGERED ME. I AM CRYING PURE POC TRANS QUEER POLY FURRY TEARS. I'M A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AND YOUR WHITE SKIN HAS SCARED ME.

Some advice. Delete tumblr. Get long hair and bangs. Get big sunglasses. Do anything to cover your face.

>>23373627
It's okay anon, we understand. We understand that you've deep seated daddy issues and that you've decided to fill the male void in your soul by becoming a feeder. Just remember, there are quicker ways to kill yourself than being fed to death!

>>23373627
Your eyebrows even look ashamed of you

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TRY IT.

>>23373686
are the last words in any conversation you have with a potential sexual partner

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>>23373686

>>23373686
U look like you bottle up all ur emotion in your hair

>>23373686
>>23373709
Please when you take photos, remove all cake from the room. Maybe then you'll be able to look at the camera? Or do you have a fear of your reflection in the lens? Its totally naturally, you can get help. I've heard plastic surgery works best.

>>23373709
your babyface is honestly the weirdest I've seen. It's like you're an old kiddy porn star

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>>23373722
LOOKING AT YOU NOW.

>>23373734
Congrats you did it! Its a shame the only animal you could get to be near you also happens to be blind. It makes sense, most animals would have an instinct to shit themselves and run in fear.

>>23373734
U look like you definitely ass to mouth dick.

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>>23373742
THIS HUMAN LIKES ME.

>>23373756
you've mistaken affection for apprehension

>>23373748
With your English skills anything you write insults your intelligence more than her face.

>>23373756
Sure hun. Look at those dead eyes. That empty smile. He can tell you've shat yourself and haven't washed your pussy in days. He's disgusted. He just hopes he dies from eating out your infested vagina.

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>>23373715
STARING AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE

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yawn

>>23373771
*friends I have
FTFY

>>23373772
how many dalmatians have you already skinned?

>>23373772
no t no shade, worst I can say if you look like a generic tumblr girl. I love the makeup desu. yasss.

>>23373760
Haha hahaha hahah haha.
Says the autistic.

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>>23373783
YA OKAY, o.o

>>23373820
you're about as loveable as sulphuric acid

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^_^

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>>23373859

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>>23373900

>>23373908
oh boy, and a shmeckle nose as well. I bet you use it well, sniffing out high fructose corn syrup and copper coins

>>23373900
for some reason you remind me of a tadpole. Like you're close to metamorphosis and will eventually a fully fledged chode toad, but you're not quite there yet

>>23373963
become a fully fledged chode toad

>>23373932
I love that movie!

>>23373357
is it possible to roast you?
Well, if you don't count the pubes you glues to your chin, your crooked eyes, over sprouting eyebrows that go to your flattened nose, then probably not. Can't forget your half smile that we all know you're self conscious about because your chink eyes would close even more if you smile so you end up looking like the guy you beat up and copied off of every math test to pass high school.
>>23373686
you look like the practice girl in the group of weeb friends that all take turns, one by one, "hitting and quitting" to practice for women that actually have features that stand out. Who wants a girlfriend that shaves off half of her eyebrows while failing at an attempt to look like a half decent plot-important character in a shit-tier washed down anime? get your daddy issues out of here.
>>23373756
poor guy
>>23373772
how many hours did you have that picture edited for you to feel confident posting 1 of 500 pictures of your face? I'd say you looked like a decent model if your make up was actually consistent. but since I can see 3 spots on your face right off the spot that look even more poorly done than the desperate blowjobs you give for modeling gigs, I can't really say you're A+ material. Have fun paying $500 for a portfolio you'll never get called for.
>>23373900
I don't want to roast you. You're really cute. Have a nice night.

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Terrible at roasting others so not even gonna attempt

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>inb4 big nose

>>23374123
Buy clothes that actually fit. Preferably not from Goodwill.

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>>23374123
>filename

>>23373357
Do you masturbate to your own reflection?

>>23374098
your hair is a legit mess

>>23373329
who the hell would want this?