/erpg/ - long-intro-is-back (again) edition >New here? &

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Bring back the Greentext jokes please, I miss them

I'll just leave this here.

https://www.f-list.net/c/izumi%20nagai

>>23357158
I used to greentext joke the /wodg/ and people got SO pissed.

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>>23357274
The certainly sound like a cheerful bunch!

>>23357131
How do I improve this character?

https://www.f-list.net/c/sherman%20poindexter/

>>23357244
Fun character. She has a fair amount of versatility. Consider creating separate versions of the character for inexperienced and slutty.

>>23357313
Just for the low-hanging fruit, get some images, ones that aren't photographs. Yeah there are people who are fine with that but not generally around these parts.
There's a profile option to sort all your custom kinks to the top.

I'm kinda new to f-list, is it a good idea to go through all the kinks or only the ones that matter?

>>23358143
Only the ones that matter to you and what you want to do. You really don't need to include every furry category in your nos or maybes, for example.

I always thought it was in threas rp. What a pity.

>>23358143
Yeah, select the ones that really matter to your character.

Optionally, if you wanna fit EVERYTHING EVER!, try dropdowns. Or put a custom of "If its not listed, ask!"

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See you in the morning /erpg/
assuming I can still breath in the morning, my throat is swollen as fuck.

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So what are the chances of getting some catches if I put out my email here and an open invitation?

I'm tired of constantly waiting for a healslut thread on /v/ or /tg/

>>23357274
>>23357303
Probably because it were some asstarded jokes.

>>23358143
The latter, very very definitely the latter.

Only check ones you have opinion on. "Eh I guess it's ok" does not belong.

>>23358210
What did you do to get it all swollen, anon?

>>23358216
Here? Low. Over on the 2^3-chan /erp/ board? Probably decent
>>23358177
Same goes for that

>>23358183
>>23358150
>>23358220
Thanks guys!

>>23358216
I actually came here because of the healslut thread on /tg/, what did you have in mind?

>>23358177
infinity chan does that. Check the /erp/ board there if that's your jam.

>>23358216
This thread is tiny and very low active, it's mostly armchair theorising about erp. Same advice as to the above.

>>23358225
Trappish healer you could use as a pet and/or personal fucktoy?

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>>23358221
From sucking dick obviously
No I like have a cold or something and despite going through half a bottle of Buckley's, I'm still sick as shit, if anything it has gotten worse.

>>23356110
>Look, I'm gonna be honest with you, "lewd" games are dumb, and they never actually work.
Seasons, a game focused entirely on maximum breeding, has outlasted the sum total of all games you run on flist by orders of magnitude. Game of Bones was also successful.

Who what doesn't work now?

>and no one wants to sit around while one or two people outright ERP during the session.
Oh that's just you having no idea how lewd games work.
So the usual.

>>23356114
>Either way, as long as you get along with me, I get along with you,
Some steep requirements there pardner.

>>23356298
Gotta tie errything down to sjwing aren't we.

>>23356325
Put both versions, one in a collapse as an alternative.
Switch them around if the mood strikes you particular way.

>>23356885
Suffering indeed.

>>23358239
Shit, I was going for that as well.
We might be able to work something out though, were you hoping for an actual game with a system and erp on the side or just full on role play?

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>tfw you find that one profile you really like but they're always busy or getting off and you cant tell if they just dont want to play with you or it really is timing

Who is it for you /erp/?

>>23358269
According to customer reviews, I am that guy.

>>23358269
I think I'm that profile for one of my partners...

>>23358216
The thing about actual lewd games is that you've got all the problems of lewd set ups and the problems of roleplaying games. They're very rare. No one wants to run them and everyone wants to play in them.

>>23358242
You didn't show up last thread, so I guess you feel the need to get your licks in hard and fast this time, eh?
>Oh that's just you having no idea how lewd games work.
Not only do I know from experience that no one wants to sit around while two people ERP, that's literally the same advice constantly given in this thread. Even the people who set out to run lewd games have acknowledged that it doesn't work. That's why Tokubro's game ended up having barely any actual sex.

I know you're fond of riding my ass, but you're not going to bring me down.

>>23358265
Trappy healer is pretty common. I know someone with >>23358216 as their picture, but the bottom one is saying how dumb tanks are and they won't get healed if they pull without permission.

>>23358275
So am I.

>>23358295
>You didn't show up last thread
Nope, I was there. You just managed to not be a dickshitte for most of it!
Too bad you ruined the landing.

>>23358295
>no one wants to sit around while two people ERP
Also, takes a real swell guy to need to know such obvious things "from experience".

That's why actual lewd games do not make everybody twiddle thumbs while that goes on.
Just like every other game when the party is split, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT!

And again, it totally worked in several games.
While your games never worked.

Who's the wise and experienced guy here?

But of course you're going to dismiss it with some bull like you always do.

>>23358301
Didn't I ask you not to start shit? Is it really that hard for you?

>>23358326
Stop BEING a shit, then we'll talk.

>>23358231
Oh not really. I was interested in seeing others rp logs. Might hop over there and check.

So I've done some erp before but not with a built character, Here's one out of the characters I have, she's the one I'm most interested in finishing right now. Anyone have any pointers?

https://www.f-list.net/c/krystal%20daeris

>>23358265
I don't have the time to actually game, so it was probably going to be just roleplaying now and again.

I'll make an f-list character and try there

>>23357677
Thanks. Any other suggestions?

>>23358388
>Oh not really. I was interested in seeing others rp logs
Oh, that we have.
http://pastebin.com/u/lewdred
http://pastebin.com/u/AislinneAndFriends (90% focus on latex fetish, if that's not your jam just check http://pastebin.com/W8RJG9fQ for regular lesbians)
http://pastebin.com/u/Molly_Liesel

>>23358413
Well shit, I was really hoping to slay some dragons and then retire to a tent for something steamy.

If anyone's interested in trying to start some sort of lewd game, I don't mind running it as long as I get something on the side.

>>23358420
I'll sift through the lesbian/latex and find some man/girl man/guy domination or rough play

>>23358388
http://pastebin.com/u/Aspel
http://pastebin.com/u/lewdred
http://pastebin.com/u/Aislinneandfriends
http://pastebin.com/u/molly_leisel

>>23358333
I doubt there's anything I can do that will stop you from being bitter.

>>23358407
>I saw that another RPer had done this and I gotta say it is a good idea.
I'm going to be honest, it's not a good idea. It's kind of a terrible idea. You should really focus on custom kinks anyway, and they should ideally be tailored to each profile. As for pointers: Fill out your profile. Tell us who your character is, and what kind of thing you want to do with them.

>>23358416
I know I said this before, but I think the situation of your character is just really comical. It's an adult character who has an unrealistically naive view of the world. "What do you mean my penis is ridiculously large?" is not the kind of thing anyone over 15 is going to think. Especially not with the internet. I mean, the concept can work, it'd just work better if he was a Mormon or a fantasy character or something, not the group statistically most likely to look up information (and porn) on the internet.

For the both of you >>23358407 >>23358416 here are some sample profiles from yours truly. Don't worry about making yours look like mine or anything like that, it's more an example:
https://www.f-list.net/c/hime%20morveuse/
https://www.f-list.net/c/sarah%20colt
https://www.f-list.net/c/jamie%20bailey
https://www.f-list.net/c/enzo%20marcone
https://www.f-list.net/c/hayley%20hayden
https://www.f-list.net/c/makoto%inoue
https://www.f-list.net/c/lorelai%20walker

Also if anyone has a male that's, like, big and fat and older and wants to do something with a transgirl...

>>23358407
KINKS
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>>23358242
Game of bones was a flaming trash heap that left everyone mad.

>>23358452
Not dumping steaming loads on people daring to be successful while not following your gospel would be a good start.

>>23358462
Still better than rorys.

>>23358452
Thanks I'll take a look

>>23358460
I was really lazy at the time and just made one large kink list for all of my characters. Not a good idea?

>>23358477
It's a debacle people STILL bitch about all over /tg/ main.

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>>23358477
You are salty as fuck. What gospel do you think I've got? What steaming load have I dumped? Why is your dumping of steaming loads of shit somehow acceptable? Grow up.

>>23358462
I've barely heard anything good about it, don't understand anything I have heard, and all told it doesn't at all sound like what most people would call a lewd game.

I also have no idea what's got Gox13EBM so riled up about me saying "lewd games tend not to work if you're fucking in the middle of the session". That's the kind of thing that people ALWAYS say whenever the subject of lewd games is brought up: It works best in down time.
Shit, other people said the same thing last thread and no one's panties got twisted, but somehow me saying it is wrong? We even had to explain to some randie that you CAN have a game where there's build up and sexual tension and relationships.

>>23358484
No, no. Clearly the fact that it happened and all my games crash and burn means it was better. Nevermind all the games I'm uninvolved in that I've watched crash and burn before one session, it's obviously all me, not some inherent part of online games.

>>23358479
https://www.f-list.net/c/profile%20tips this is also good, and has profile samples from not-me. Don't worry about things like inlines, though.

oh, forgot one more from me: https://www.f-list.net/c/ts%20love

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>>23358477
Are you really going to shit up yet another thread?

Don't give me any bullshit about "he started it". You stop it. You wanna bitch about things? Don't be those things yourself.

>>23358523
You too, shut the fuck up.

>>23358479
I guess you can have the same kinks for everyone if that's what you're really into and don't want to change, but a lot of people will like to use custom kink descriptions just for more characterization. If you want to play the same character with slight variations no one will stop you.

>>23358527
>it's ok for rory to shit because it's the end of thread
>calling him out is not ok
Fine whatever.

>>23358523
idk what's going on. Like. I've never participated in this thread. It doesn't interest me at all, but I see an argument...and I see your gif. I really like your gif. So I deem that I side with you in this.

>>23358551
Shut the fuck up and go cry to your spankbank. your opinion is shit and your saved GIFs are probably shit.

>>23358551
What does calling him out add to the thread? Responding to each other like this does nothing except make you both look like insufferable shits. It's not fun to come to the thread and see this over and over again.

>>23358523
Let's not be so cynical. I've played in games that worked. I'm still in a few of them.

>>23358523
>I will never have a booty like that
>I will never get groped like that

why live

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>>23358551
You calling me out is pointless, though. And it's not "calling me out" so much as it is looking for an excuse to start something. All you did was say "no, these things totally work, only you think they don't", but that's not true at all. The whole thing was basically an excuse to go "you can't run games and you suck".
You're really just trying to start shit.

>>23358577
>>23358643
I have many gifs. Not all of them are booty, though.

>>23358609
I've played in a few. I've run one game that lasted about a year and a half and been in two or three others that lasted about two years each. But I've also run and been in a ton that ended after like eight sessions, and I've seen other people run nonstarters, so I'm not sitting here moping that there must be something wrong with me, like Gox13 wants me to.

I'm actually trying to get a game together right now. Though it's more "playtest this RPG" as opposed to "erryone gettin' fucked"

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Presenting Father Anton, a good natured man for fantasy, modern, and modern fantasy scenes. From a nubile young man who has just taken his vows to a sly silver fox who has been around the block once or twice, this holy man is ready for action.

Won't you find love, or at least some readily corruptible purity with the Father? Come, confess your sins.

>https://www.f-list.net/c/father%20anton/

>>23358687
I know you said that you won the argument because of your first gif
but (no pun intended)
because of that gif, that next time that dicknuttmcdouchelord the third comes into the next ERP thread, you win that argument too.

>>23358687
Oh my god yes

I'm so envious

What I wouldn't give to be able to work the street corner looking like that

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>>23358826
>>23358860
>not having seen that gif before
Fucking newfags, reeeeeeeeee

Also stop fucking up this thread people, or I'll force you all to actually ERP.

>>23359392
I've seen it before, it's just been a while

I also took the time to make an f-list profile and need some advice and/or critique on it
https://www.f-list.net/c/samantha%20servus

Force me to do whatever you want, senpai~

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literally a thread with guys role playing as another guy's anime waifu doing weird shit
Why are you fags even still stealing air, you fucking oxygen thieves! Probably because god wants something for me to laugh at

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https://www.f-list.net/c/Newhalf%20Wrestling

Shilling the newhalf wrestling channel again.
Not an owner but it's a lot of fun, has a bot and combat mechanics.

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>>23359413
>advice and critique
More faves, faves are things you like to do in every scene basically and you only have two. More pictures because nobody plays with profiles with no pictures, even just one is fine. A couple more customs, because that's all people bother to read in all honesty.

Now as payment for this advice go suck off as many cocks as you can harlot. I actually have no power to make you do anything, pls forgive me.

>>23359451
How quickly are Cena memes banned in there?

>>23359465
Pretty cool group of people so far, I've never seen one bring that up so it's not an issue at this point.

>>23359465
Noted and appreciated!

>Now as payment for this advice go suck off as many cocks as you can harlot
w-well. I-I guess I could try? I do owe you for the help....

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>>23359481
Try? Have you never seduced a man to facefuck you or something?

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>>23359481
Sucking dick is for your own good in this field, honestly. Its own reward, and all that.

>>23359578
Usually they're quick enough to initiate that on their own, I don't need to go out and 'seduce' them. Not that I'm complaining!

>>23359589
If you insist, I suppose. I guess I'll just have to try it more to really understand the benefits

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>>23359596
For shame anon, don't you know cocks feel 5x better when *your* slutty body is the one that turned them on?

>>23359624
That's true!

Might as well give them a show, and advertise!
People like getting what they want, and I guess I'll have to make them want it first.

And it does make them go at it that much harder when they finally get it~

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>>23359658
You catch on fast. You'll fit in just fine.

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>>23358826
>>23358860
>>23359392
It's a good gif if you're into booty.
>Forcing people to RP
Hue. Will you force yourself to RP?

>>23359413
More customs, more sexiness in the customs. Also a healslut with blood in the No is like a doctor who can't blood.
Oh, hey, an animated xxxx52 image.

>>23359430
>Acting like this is at all the worst thing on /soc/

>>23359871
>a healslut with blood in the No is like a doctor who can't blood
Dealing with a thing professionally is different from dealing with it sexually. I'd say for a lot of things, dealing with the professionally is a pretty good way to make them unsexy to yourself.

>>23358452
>I know I said this before, but I think the situation of your character is just really comical. It's an adult character who has an unrealistically naive view of the world. "What do you mean my penis is ridiculously large?" is not the kind of thing anyone over 15 is going to think. Especially not with the internet. I mean, the concept can work, it'd just work better if he was a Mormon or a fantasy character or something, not the group statistically most likely to look up information (and porn) on the internet.

I re-wrote the character profile to explain his lack of knowledge about sex.

>>23358242
Seasons was basically a handful of people humoring Oppa so that he wouldn't kill himself.

Let's not forget the game almost collapsed on more than one occasion cause players left :^)

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Why have I grown so...addicted to shota?
I love playing older women indulging in the horny little beasts. Whenever I post an ad I get literally dozens of them, I feel like a queen.
I love watching them mature, from shy little boys into eager animals who believe they own my body, even demanding to fuck me while my husband sleeps right next to us.

>>23361215
Holy shit, that's amazing. Contact info? :x

>>23361243
Sorry I never post my profile here for reasons.

>>23361261
Sigh, willing to share a dummy email or something?

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I hate being sick. I loose all motivation to ERP and I miss out on work too.

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Just tried rounding off a character, I'm running into the problem of filling out kinks for a young man that had always secluded himself away from anyone outside his family.
https://www.f-list.net/c/alex%20adypeon

Thoughts?

>>23361595
They're your kinks not the character's.

>>23361595
Just put whatever you like to do, and in a custom say that he doesn't really know them himself since he hasn't had much experience.

>>23361635
What this anon said.

Your character is a way to indulge in your own personal sexual fantasies.

Your character is not a role you're acting out for a movie or story. If it were, you'd be writing out a book or playing a tabletop RPG instead of hanging out with us degenerates.

>>23361635
>>23361667
I've only ever played tabletops so I just incorporated whatever I used for building characters in that system

>>23361641
Sounds like a good idea, thanks

>>23361689
>I've only ever played tabletops so I just incorporated whatever I used for building characters in that system

In that case, I want to warn you away from the pitfall of "too much story" when you're on F-List - unless somebody specifically is asking for it. Otherwise, you're going to disappoint a lot of potential partners if you spend 5 hours roleplaying out the background and story of your character and environment, and nobody's pants have come off yet.

Again: There are exceptions, of course. But by and large, the main purpose of F-list and the characters you make are excuses for type-fucking. We're basically creating glorified(?) porn movie plots here. We're not improv-acting out characters in an epic novel.

>>23361720
I've already had this problem when I tried to rp a tentacle monster scene with some dude on /tg/. I spent maybe 3 hours describing the crash landing of a spaceship and another hour of him driving to the nearby colony before the tentacles actually appeared. He didn't really complain but then again I think he was just being polite.
Maybe I'm just not cut out for this.

>>23361815
If you don't know what to do just ask first. People would rather say their preferences than waste your time or stop midsession because you did something they think is gross.

>>23361815
Not quite the same thing, but I have an issue of taking a bit too long to get to the good parts when I'm doing a story driven RP. It tends to make me lose a bit of steam later on.

I've been doing more purely sex driven stuff lately though, so that's been starting to change. I do love crafting a long term RP with a partner though, it's a really bittersweet feeling either way.

Are there a lot of girls on that site? Just curious, since it seems to have a strong "no OOC info" policy.

>>23361944
Not 'a lot' maybe, but they're certainly there. And it generally doesn't matter a single bit, yes.

>>23361944
Does it really matter since you're not allowed to tell your real gender?

>>23361944
There are girls on the site, even if a lot of the people playing female characters are Guys In Real Life. It's not really something you should ask or care too much about, or else you'd end up disappointed or jaded. Besides, most like to keep their personal lives and roleplaying separate anyway and don't take kindly to real life creeping.

Somewhat related, but the quickest ways to ruin a good thing are to pressure your partner for personal information/pictures (unless they're forthcoming with it) or immediately hound them every time they log on, the second they log on. That last part happens a lot to me, and it's such a huge turnoff even if I really like someone's character.

>>23361966
>>23361951
I guess it would make me fell all warm and fuzzy knowing I'm roleplaying with an actual girl. But yeah, I'm really just curious. Thanks for your responses.

>>23362021
I personally wouldn't mind sharing some personal information, but I understand why some people would rather not.

>immediately hound them every time they log on
This has happened to me, it really is cuntish. Sometimes I really just want to check my Notes or talk to someone specific.

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>>23362021
>hounding someone every time they get on
I do it once every 3 days with people I like, after waiting 30 minutes of them being online or immediately if they're set to looking. This system seems to work well.

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>>23361944
>>23362036
Anyone hunting for real girls on an ERP site is guaranteed to be a real creeper, a pathetic clingy sad sack, or most likely both. Given the "warm and fuzzy" bit, you're obviously the latter and potentially the former.

So we wouldn't tell you even if we were.

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>The constant worry of people thinking you're shit and just going "Sorry I don't think this will work out"

>>23362155
Git gud at milking that cock.

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>>23362036
>This has happened to me, it really is cuntish. Sometimes I really just want to check my Notes or talk to someone specific.

Yeah, it kind of makes me shy away from logging on as often. It happens a lot when playing female characters it seems, but it's not exclusive to them. The worst time it ever happened to me was when I played a Santa character and someone just kept dogging me with their 'dark santasies' for weeks after the first time we RPed.

>>23362037
>after waiting 30 minutes of them being online or immediately if they're set to looking

This isn't as bad as just waiting for them to log in and jumping immediately onto them. It's very easy to tell when someone's creeping on your profile.

>>23362119
This, though I'm much nicer about it.

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>>23361966
You can tell, just can't ask.

>>23362021
>>23362036
It's not really pertinent. You'd get that feeling even if you just thought it was a girl. And if you really need to know, that's a real problem.

>>23361689
Most of us came from tabletop. What do you mean incorporating what you used for building characters in the system? Just the sheets and statistics and stuff?

But what I meant is that your kinks that you put on your profile, especially the customs, are things that YOU are into, not necessarily the character. If you really love degradation and humiliation, but that would make your character cry, you put that in Faves anyway because that's what you want. So while your character might be a virginal little magic dork, you still want to do some raunchy depraved sex things as him.

For instance, you've set him to Unsure. Usually that means that the character is pretty straight, but you're interested in doing Orientation Play, so you'd want to put down "Seduced by Older Man" or something like that, even though as a character Alex isn't going out to get seduced.

so what are my options for roleplaying as for as MMORPGs is concerned, even if it's not erotic?

was eyeing GW2 and Blade and Soul, would prefer a half-decent game without subfees if i can avoid them.

>>23362460
I don't do MMOs because they're shiiiiiit but I think most of the people here that do are on Tera and FFXIV.

>>23362456
Since it's really frowned upon to make self insert characters most of the time for tabletops, I tried to make a character I'd like to play as rather than just making myself but as fapbait. But I guess the latter is the norm so that's good to know.

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>>23362532
Oh, deffo

daily reminder that Masochists need love to. Bloody, painful love.

>>23362460
You can't really RP in B&S, the text input box is barely long enough for two sentences. TERA, XIV, and GW2 are what I usually see.

>>23362532
>just making myself but as fapbait
>the norm
I think you're getting things mixed up.

Make characters that you want to play, but the kink list needs to cover what you as a player want from the scene. Self-insert profiles aren't very well regarded.
Kink lists can also cover in character desires if they overlap, and custom kinks form an in-character voice often have the potential to be really good.

>>23362578
My bad, I guess I should say that the characters are more of personal reflections than characters out of a tabletop since it's your kink that are getting played out rather than the made up character's which is still pretty strange to me.
Well I'm pretty sure I'm just repeating what the first guy said

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>>23362119
I must admit you are completely right about the latter, though I really hope people don't think of me as a creeper.
It's sad, but there's nothing I can do about it. At this point an ERP site is the only place I can talk to people without spilling my spaghetti.

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F-list's pokemon community is full of flakes and retards, but the rare time an RP actually works out, its pretty fun.

Am I doing this right? I've never used this site before.

https://www.f-list.net/c/abigail%20sistine

On that note, I'm looking for some erp partners over skype or email. My skype is zozorp1996 and my email is [email protected]
Send me an add or an email if you want.

>>23363182
There are profile sections for sexuality, gender, height, weight, etc. within F-List, which you can fill out instead of just writing in the character description.

You seem to have clicked on all the kinks, or as many of them as you could. You do not need to do this. Many of them are redundant, and it can make it unclear what you are into.

You put your pictures in an imgur folder instead of uploading them to your profile. You also don't have an avatar.

There's several profiles that have been linked in this thread already, many of them are quite alright and might give you an idea of what people expect.

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>>23363182
Adding to >>23363397 you really need to do more with your customs. Just telling us which settings you reeeeally like doesn't tell us much, especially when those setting genres are reeeeeeally broad.

There are a lot of types of "Apocalyptic".

Also, it's worth using customs to elaborate on what you like beyond what the system kinks say. Tell us what you like, how you like it, how you don't like it. And make it sexy.

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>>23364675
*Trump

>>23364675
>>23365404
Just let it rest in peace.

>>23358216
>mfw when i actually have an f-list profile with the original pic as the driving motivation and no one ever showed interest

sigh. a straight shota that doesn't want to be a hyper hung turbodom never gets any attention...

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>tfw someone approaches and either has no idea what they want from you or wants you to play something else alongside your character

I'm usually pretty cool about this kind of thing, but it's been happening nonstop it seems

>>23365486
Whenever I see someone listed as "Straight" I tend to get the impression that they're not interested in playing with anyone who's a G.I.R.L. and might flip out.

>>23366241
If they ask, contact staff. Its against the rules.

>>23366504
Yes, but it's not about whether they ask, it's about whether they'll throw a fit if they get any suspicion or find out you're not.

>>23366241
>>23366504
A good, but relatively new at ERPing, partner of mine put up a custom saying that she was a guy IRL, and hasn't been on much ever since. I got the impression that some asshole pressured them for personal info then got angry when they weren't actually female.

>>23367231
>I got the impression that some asshole pressured them for personal info then got angry when they weren't actually female.
Probably.

>someone notes you, seems super hyped to play
>arrange what you're going to do together, tell them to note you whenever they're ready
>no note

>>23366241
That's a pretty poor indicator, imo.

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>>23366241
what if the straight character in question is a grill?

>>23368957
Those are so rare.

>>23368884
Just saying, that's a thing I worry about.

>>23366241
I've had a weird relationship with what it means to being a Straight blue on F-list. I don't like cock and I don't like dudes, but as far as play goes, I'm willing to give femininity priority over genitalia. Y'know, the whole "just fuck it if it's pretty" bit; it's led to a surprising amount of heartwarming stuff. G.I.R.L.-spergs can go fuck right the hell off; shit's already dizzying enough.

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>>23368994
there are 2523 pages worth of them. That's four times as many pages than Gay Shemales

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>>23369112
They're rare to me. I don't see them often, and I go through a ton of profiles, remember?

>>23369103
Some people can, sure. I like a Straight or straightish guy who's okay having e-sex with a transgirl or shemale. But more often it's like Master of Perversion, going "tell me if you're not a real female so I can decide whether to make an exception". And it's like...

I don't need that in my life. I don't need someone flipping out when they find out the person on the other end is "not a real female". I had someone approach ME and start planning a scene and then ask if I was female.

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>>23369156
Clearly you are just looking through the wrong places, I mean I have like 3 straight females myself. (I'm never gonna link them here though.)

>tfw you can't remember your login at all for f-list so you can't recover anything ;_;

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>>23369174
Don't be a coward.

Also, I'm not saying I don't see ANY, but they're less commonly showing up in my searches, which are usually either kink based or coming from clicking other people's profiles. I also don't see many straight female characters around the chats here, so no one I know regularly plays one.

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>>23369209
Its not so much being a coward as it is that I don't wanna play with like half the people who post in this thread :3

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>>23369224
Well maybe if you did, we'd all mellow out more and be better people.

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>>23369246
I doubt it, but I'll humour you guys and post my FILTHY CANON PROFILE so you can all berate me for having shit taste

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>>23369270
https://www.f-list.net/c/kagaminerin

It seems that I forgot to add the link to my post
My bad, I suck cocks.

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>>23369270
>>23369282
Post a less filthy OC profile. Also, gimme the full version of whatever you used for your inline. I want to fix that white outline.

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>>23369369
>Post a less filthy OC profile.
Nah, I don't wanna.

>I want to fix that white outline.
maybe you should just use the light theme :^)

>Try to think outside the box and make a character very different from my usual
>Can't get a single RP

https://www.f-list.net/c/Angelica%20deFlower

True suffering.

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>>23369396
No one uses the light theme but insane people. Also, it's actually still choppy, and the lack of contrast actually means it looks worse on the Light theme.

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>>23369420
Well, it is one of those weird ass profiles. Although...
>Mode7 vore monsters
>[sweats internally]

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>>23369461
>No one uses the light theme but insane people
Being sane is atrociously overrated
Life is much more fun when you just let go

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>>23369461
>Any theme but dark is disgusting
>Posts an image that doesn't work on 4chan's dark theme
>

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>>23369785
>>Posts an image that doesn't work on 4chan's dark theme
Why would you need something to tell you "use the dark theme" if you're already on the dark theme?

If you're already on dark, you don't need instructions and won't see that.

>>23369420
>Created: 3h, 24m ago
>Post is 2h 49m ago
...the hell are you playing usually if not getting an RP within half an hour of creating a profile is bad enough to whine bout it?

Are you posting ads in all the vore places?

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>Finding an OOC girl on F-list
Whoever brought it up, stop your quest right now. They're all fucking crazy, no exceptions. Only heartbreak lies down that path.

>>23370444
I know a bunch of girls OOC, they're great folks. Just, don't do romance there. Ever. Or on the internet. Ever.

>>23370444
>>23370522
Yeah it's more like
>people that go to flist for OOC romance are crazy
with a little of
>people that wave around their RL gender like a flag are crazy

>>23370444
>>23370522
>had a friend I RP with a lot eventually admit to having a crush on me
>literally no idea what to do about it since I'm totally spaghetti and never had to deal with romance before

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>>23370522
Maybe I just attract the crazies.
>>23370624
Search your feelings, duh.

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>new art from a good artist that I steal for one of my characters
I don't even care if I don't really RP on that character or if anyone cares, I have nowhere else to post my jubilation over this.

As someone who doesn't really believe in gender and has plenty of experience playing all variety of characters with a variety of genitals, I still don't know what to say when people ask for my gender IRL..

Normally I just tell them what they want to hear and they buy it.

>>23370444
Nice trips also truth.. I'm pretty honest OOC and don't like when people bring up IRL stuff because they'll see me crazies

>>23371118
Sentient mass of spiders seems to be the go-to answer.

>>23371118
Bringing IRL stuff in general is just bothersome, and unless it's pertinent to the play I always hope partners don't bring it up.

>>23371358
If they do, remember: It's against site policy, and you can report them for it.

>>23371373
Eh, reporting is for pussies, rarely has someone been so bad I'd report them over just using ignore.

>>23371390
You prob should at least tell them its against site policy. Otherwise they'll likely ask someone else.

I kinda don't want this.

Sidebar - is glowing cum something that turns you off? I know some people like it, and I love visual details like that, but I don't want to alienate potentials because i want my jizz to turn golden after a heal spell

>>23371422
and of course it ate half my post.

I'm >>23365486

>>23366241
>>23369103
I don't have a problem with g.i.r.l.s if I don't know, but I am mostly hetero, and everytime I start to wander (even just advertising with a submissive hetero male sometimes) I get bombarded by other guys who want me to wedge my preferences and tolerance ALL the way for them.

And then when I do play my shota, it seems that having a jaded, developmentally troubled healer who is sick of people treating him like a healbot isn't what anyone wants, and bitter that he had to learn healing at a 95% girl's school. Maybe a woman decides that she wants to show him the way, maybe an adventurer wants to put him in his healbotty place, maybe a monster wipes his party and has some fun...

Nope, most shota customs I see want horse-hung turborapist domshotas.

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>>23371445
>I'm >>23365486
We can tell, there are post IDs. Also, I've never really seen many people wanting "horse-hung turborapist domshotas". I've seen more "I'm a shemale and want to fuck femboys but not any other males".

>>23371422
It's fine in magical settings where there's a diegetic explanation. I hate "my jizz glows purple and green because I'm a magical alien hybrid labmonster"

>>23371460
Sorry. /soc/ is fucking with me lately, and I could have sworn it switched my IDs.

Also, could have sworn you said "magical alien hybrid lampmonster", which honestly would have made things okay.

>>23371460
>fantasy explanation is ok
>scifi explanation is not ok
Totally not at all bullshit distinction.

Furries that have biolum because lolwe'refurry are dumb.
Weird monsters gonna weird monster and are fine.

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>>23371477
Science has the problem where I know how things work. No animal has ever needed bioluminescent cum. Magic on the other hand is magic, and as long as it doesn't strain my credulity it's fine.

But yes, I suppose if it's some kind of genetically engineered monster, sure. But mostly I was talking about silly hybrid furries and aliums. If you're some cyberpunk character or robot and you've got a special glowcum feature, that's fine as a science explanation. Just not "this animal for some reason has glowing semen".

>>23371490
Evolution does nor work strictly on "NEED".
Random luminescenting chemical can get into the seed and stay there because it doesn't do anything bad.
It may be primarily used for marking territory or for whatever else use in the original environment they evolved in.
Aliums gonna alium.

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>>23371495
I know how evolution works. Pic related.

But again, looking at what exists, that's not really a reasonable thing. I don't like "aliums gonna alium" as an excuse for things.

>>23371514
Aand again you're back to dumbly restating your original bullshit distinction.

Why do I even fucking bother giving you a chance. Back to filtering.

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>>23371531
You're right, I should totally base what I can or can't accept as a willing suspension of disbelief based on what you feel is reasonable.

>>23371554
God those first two drawings are hot.

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>>23371563
You don't like puazi?

>>23371659
She's pretty hot too, actually.

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>>23371675

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>>23359451
I kinda want to try this out, even if I'm not big on dice rolls in fight scenes. Sun Wukong would make a great joshi.

>>23370444
I guess there are better places to search for romance on the internet than a furry ERP website.
Thanks for the advice. And sorry for the whole discussion about site rules my question caused.

>>23371490
>posts a xenomorph and complains about evolutionarily unnecessary traits
Has any animal ever needed acidic blood?

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>>23372877
I didn't say I approved of the Xenomorph, I just posted it because it's a lewd alien fuckbeast. If anything the Xenomorph was posted as an example highlighting
>my jizz glows purple and green because I'm a magical alien hybrid labmonster
Although like I said something genetically engineered might get a pass, and Xenomorphs are genetically engineered to be dumb.

Also, blood IS acidic, just not at that high of a pH level.

You just wanted me to post more fuckmonsters though, didn't you.

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https://www.f-list.net/c/ashling%20rowen

New profile, be nice ^.^;

Trying to find any normal human(oid) males! It's like finding a needle in a haystack.

>>23373121
Haven't there been several posted just this thread? Or maybe last thread.

>>23373146

I was thinking more of on f-chat. Haven't looked over this thread yet, haven't been in one of these threads forever!

Still though, it feels like vanilla-ish stuff is gone for ever!

>>23373121

Also taking all profile criticism and critique. I feel like it blows :c

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>>23372877
Humanity.

>>23373041
Xenomorphs are a guilty pleasure of mine, I don't even understand it myself.

>>23373121
I would like to play with her with my naga, but he does blur the line of humanoid, so I'm not sure if you'd be receptive to that. Mostly, the upper half is humanlike with a massive tail below his waist.

>>23373305

Send me a note and we can talk! I'm trying to be friendly and open to everyone!

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>>23373121
There are usually too many "normal" human males.
Although I have to wonder what you mean by normal if you'll accept human"oids".

Also, you have Musk in No, but you've got Road Worn in Yes.

>>23373317
Nagas are definitely not "normal".

>>23373305
That's a qt xenomorph. Shame of something were to happen to her, pic related.

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>>23373317
Will do!

>>23373345
A-Anon, I...

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>>23373358

>>23373345

I guess I should explain that more. I see there being a difference between musk and "road worn"

>>23373366
People who would stick their dick in that deserve to lose dick privileges.

>>23373345

I should rephrase a lot of that as well. Sorry~

Basically by normal I mean vanilla, also some of the more tame races such as elves. A naga wouldn't fall into normal at all, but I'm not against the idea.

Hence why I need help making my profile less suck X3

>>23373424
I like your profile a lot, the only thing I would really do is add more images if possible!

>>23373374
I'm with you on that. It's a problem of F-List's system, since a lot of people say "Musk" and mean overwhelming furry animal buttstank, while others just mean normal sweatyness, and there's no way to differentiate. And if you say yes to one, you'll get swarmed by the other.

>>23373439

Working on it, bard are hard to find images of!

>>23373444
I might just steal what you said!

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>>23373444
It's kind of a similar thing with the Frottage/Frotting kink.

Personally, I take it as rubbing genitalia together regardless of genders (though it's basically tribadism/scissoring with two female characters), though the definition on the kink strictly defines it as two dicks. The closest equivalent kink for a dick grinding against a vagina (that I know of anyway) is hotdogging, which of course is different.

And yeah, my definition of Musk fits most closely with her Road Worn kink. Gross buttstank is not something I'm into at all.

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>>23373385
Don't be so harsh, anon.

>>23373374
>>23373424
Well, "musk" is like... sweat and stuff. Not washing for a few days, or just smelling like you were exercising. Being a smelly barefoot hippy would fall under "musk". Also, >>23373439

>>23373444
>>23373766
That's what customs are for.

Also, I'd consider being "road worn" the same as "gross buttstank". To me, Musk is like... "what I smell like when I wake up, and/or have the heat on too high".

>>23373473
Use Gelbooru.

>>23374006
To be fair, Musk is a bit of a catchall kink. So everyone has their own ideas of what exactly it is!

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>>23374140
That's what customs are for!

>I love sweaty humany scents. Feet, underarms, between the breasts, crotch. I love smelling someone after they've been working out or sleeping. I love licking it. If you play this up in a scene, you'll have me in the palm of your hands.

>The dirtier you smell, the better. Make me lick the bitter, salty sweat from your body. Let me eat the thick, creamy cheese on your cock. Let me smell your strong scent. I love body odor. I love musk and sweat and semen and unf...

>I love almost everything but scat and vomit. I love a dirty cock, I love musk and sweat. I love pubic hair that traps all that dirty smell inside. I just want to bury my nose in it and inhale. Make me sleep with my face in your crotch, or under your arms, make me drunk on your stench. I don't like anything necessarily unhealthy or gross, I just love the natural odor of the body. Especially a manly man's body. Smegma is also delicious and smells heavenly to a survivor slut. Let me clean that off for you, even if--especially if--it tastes like the last girl you fucked.

>A natural compliment to sweat. Lorelai's not the type to shower on a regular basis (especially since she doesn't have a regular 24 hour sleep cycle to begin with), and spending her time in old unwashed pajamas doesn't help, so she's often worked up a funk. It's embarrassing, but at the same time she's completely turned on by her own dirty smell, and even more turned on by other people's. If she were just a little more socially incompetent she'd probably sniff people. (̶O̶k̶a̶y̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶w̶a̶y̶)̶ if you let her, she'll bury her face in your armpit or crotch and close her eyes and just smell you. And maybe lick you.

Hey I don't mean this to be offensive or anything but I'd sincerely like to sit in on someones ERP session. I'm extremely interested but don't really have the finesse you guys do.

>>23374592
I just kind of want to watch. >_>

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>>23374592
>>23374599
Hey Ralph

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>>23374592
You can look at logs in the meantime.

http://pastebin.com/u/Aspel
http://pastebin.com/u/lewdred
http://pastebin.com/u/AislinneAndFriends http://pastebin.com/u/Molly_Liesel

There are also rooms that allow public shenanigans, maybe someone can suggest some.

>>23374698
Thank you friend I appreciate it.

>>23374006

Have used gelbooru, that's where I got her. I can't find any others I like.

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Love Bump.

What's a good way to demonstrate exceptional skill for RP without a wordy/verbose profile?

I have gone through so many characters but I'm always so lazy when it comes to writing by myself. I can do great adaptive play up to multi para and I am often getting carried away with the amount I write and the detail I choose to include.

I'm not one of these let's write a cooperative novella types that always wants multi-para, long-term action.

I don't have a hard time with female characters as much because they are sought after but anyone have any cool or unique male profiles that aren't too cringeworthy or overly-constructed.

>>23376315
Well written custom kinks, definitely. At least for me. Those things get me going a lot more than just pretty pictures.

>>23376351
Yeah that's my main go to right now. I typically set like 15-20 custom kinks with some of them being dropdown subfetish things.

It's been a huge boon to people approaching with ideas if you have some story themes and settings in your kinks for people to pick, choose and combine.

Anyone know any animes or whatever that have matronly gardener type characters?

I'm making a middleaged - mature woman who maintains a property passed down to her and deals with the people passing through etc.

>>23376413
>matronly gardener type characters?
That is incredibly specific and obscure. Try searching for the landlady from Chobits?

Why are all the tentacle monsters on f-list so picky?

>>23378071
Demand exceeds supply, they can afford to be.

It's funny seeing those people who get really mad about having a lot of bookmarks but no "approaches"

>tfw you have to accept after all the 'busy right now, maybe when I'm free' and 'don't have a lot of time right now' that someone just isn't nice enough to tell you they're not interested and you delete their bookmark.

It sucks, but now I don't have to keep holding out hope.

>>23378554
It is pretty annoying to first feel that you're attractive by seeing the bookmark count but then have that illusion broken by lack of approaches.

Tbhfam I consider making a profile with bookmarks turned off but instead a big fat invitation to send friend requests. That way I'll SEE who those are and approach them instead.

>>23378713
Every once in a great while, I turn off bookmarks, then turn them back on. I'm friends with the people I actually want to keep track of me anyway.

>>23378713
>>23378724
>>23378554
I'm sorry ladies, but i bookmarked you to fap to your profile. and i can't count the number of times my approaches got silence back.

>>23378843
What are you sorry about?

>>23378713
Yea I turn bookmarks off and get people messaging to tel me to turn them back on every time lol

I typically say if you are going to bookmark me and be capable of monitoring all my activity on f-list then friend request me so I can watch you back >.>

>>23378843
I do this too, people who's profiles are intimidating or I assume they have a lot of good play already I bookmark and just hope to talk to them later.

>>23377498
Yeah idk why I was asking.. Incredibly sleep deprived at the time of creation but I did find some random stuff that worked well enough.

Anyway it's really bugging me how it's written now because I couldn't hold a train of thought last night but here it is for critique

https://www.f-list.net/c/grounds-matron%20ann/

>>23379047
But I don't want other people watching me.

Just send a profile update with a "get on me" message.

>>23378843
Be better at approaching.

>>23379055
Very little of that art looks 25, much less 50. Also, look up Rosenweapon.

>>23379102
It's not supposed to look 50. It's really vaguely described somewhere but the idea is that there is a story behind her apparent youthfulness.

>>23379115
I didn't read the profile. It's a lot of words.

>>23379131
I split it up into easy to read paragraphs and there's only like a dozen sentences on the whole thing :(

>>23358443

For the record I would be very interested in this. I'd rather not run, but I have run a successful ERP campaign in the past. So I can give advice on how to make it work.

>>23358443
I'd be down, I've got an idea or two for characters.

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>can't decide if I should ERP or start reading some of the VNs I have yet to finish
I wish I was a NEET again

>>23379579
>>23379729
Sweet, though I'm not sure how to host things online; I've done play by post before for 3.5/PF but forum games tend to peter out in my experience.
I guess the first thing to decide is the system/setting

>>23379776

IRC or Roll20 are probably your best bet.

>>23379136
It's 757 words.

My last character backstory was 366. And I think I could trim it down before I put it from shadowrun sheet to F-list.

This actually interests me. I might take a look. Though i tend to like story heavy rp's which could get boring for others i guess. Could actually try making a sub char i guess, dom irl and id be too much of a brat to do it in reality.

>>23379776
So I made my own little fantasy setting a few years back but lost most of it when my hard drive crapped out. I did back up a tiny bit of it in a google doc but it's nowhere near what I originally had. But I'm not sure if you guys would be interested in playing in some horrible winter wasteland.

>>23379816
>Though i tend to like story heavy rp's which could get boring for others i guess

Don't worry about that. There are people who enjoy story heavy roleplays.

>>23379863

I'd want to hear more about it. But I'm up for ust about any setting.

>>23379768
Well, do you want to read subpar writing, or read subpar writing? It's an important decision!

Anyone into some kind of awful cuck setting where white boiz are all effeminate beta manlets and black males are big strong buff alphas with 50 inch dicks?

>>23380204
Half of SDLFRP, apparently.

>>23379102
>Be better at approaching
>git gud scrub get on mah erpg level

>>23380224
Let me see your last approach, then, if you're totally doing nothing wrong but still getting rejected time and time again.

>>23380138
https://docs.google.com/document/d/13KCmBRf97z__N7g1jVGddHteIk_05WbjtyNHeekSY48/edit?usp=sharing

For the most part it's a pretty generic setting; the only non-standard thing is that time so far has been split into several ages where each time period was heavily influenced by a specific elemental lord that usually winds up being defeated by mortals. But now that I look at it's really badly thought out and is full of bullshit that my 17 year old self probably thought was really neat.

>>23380280
Do you have to be an asshole 24/7?

>>23380280
not that anon but unless people are specific about how to approach you can still fuck up with a good one.

I'm honestly a fan of mild OOC chat like hey how are you. Shows that a person isn't incredibly autistic, can separate ooc from ic and lets you get to know each other better.

Worst approach is some stupid quasi-IC pick up line or a compliment on my profile.

>>23380342

It might be for the best if you pick a popular system or setting and run with that. Or collaborate with your group to see what they want.

>>23379804
I'll go back tonight when I'm home and fix it up. Some stuff I want to delete for sure. Paragraphs are out of order...


It's not all backstory though, out of the 4 dropdowns only one is character history and descriptions the rest are world building and setting specific.

Let's see ur profiles tough guy

>>23380408
That's Rory.

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>>23380162
I was hoping I could read subpar writing

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>>23380376
Do you?

>>23380377
I'm aware that a good approach can still come off wrong, or you can catch someone at a bad time. But he said >>23378843
>I'm sorry ladies, but i bookmarked you to fap to your profile. and i can't count the number of times my approaches got silence back.
Which really implies that he's hitting up people who aren't interested in him, or he's doing it terribly. He's got a straight shota who isn't a hyper hung turbodom, so I'm guessing that his character comes off as a spineless sub.

>>23380408
>Let's see ur profiles tough guy
https://www.f-list.net/c/agent%20eliza%20adder/
https://www.f-list.net/c/makoto%20inoue
https://www.f-list.net/c/hayley%20hayden
https://www.f-list.net/c/jamie%20bailey
https://www.f-list.net/c/madison%20alexis%20dylan
https://www.f-list.net/c/enzo%20marcone
https://www.f-list.net/c/sarah%20colt
https://www.f-list.net/c/arika
https://www.f-list.net/c/corran%20darstin
https://www.f-list.net/c/gloryhole%20princess
https://www.f-list.net/c/hime%20morveuse
https://www.f-list.net/c/ts%20love
There's more, but you get the idea.

http://pastebin.com/u/Aspel

Sorry to keep posting but I made a game on roll20 since it seems to be the most robust setup.

https://app.roll20.net/campaigns/details/1277504/slash-erpg-slash-game

Just join if you guys want and we'll figure out a system and setting

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>>23380526
Better would be to make an F-list channel for discussing it. Or you could all join 4chan/erpg/ and talk about it there, maybe spin off into a side room.

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>Find a profile dedicated to that obscure fetish you love and can never do an RP with
>They're terrible at RP

>>23358443
>>23379729
>>23379579
>>23379776
Step one of game announcing: declare timeframes (with your timezone) you are capable of running things in. Unlike forum games, realtime chat games run in sessions at regular time.

>>23380526
Not allowed to view it, check the settings.

Also don't go to that guy's channel, it's a shithole.

>>23380655
It's only a shithole if you're a shithead.

>Step one of game announcing: declare timeframes (with your timezone) you are capable of running things in. Unlike forum games, realtime chat games run in sessions at regular time.
You're right about this, though.
http://whenisgood.net

>>23380377
Does hey how are you really work that well? I would think it works better to be direct. Not super hardcore, but at least saying you'd like to play and suggesting something based on your shared kinks.

>>23380708
"Hey, how are you" works if you follow it up immediately with something.

>>23380655
https://app.roll20.net/join/1277504/dEDpDA

Apparently I have to pay to have the game be public but hopefully the share link works so I don't have to hunt everyone for emails.

Times may be a little finicky for me but I should be free from 8-11pm weekdays CST but I'm getting a part time job soon so some days I might have to reschedule/skip

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>>23380652
I know that feel
Whats the fetish anon?

>>23380748
What, in the same message, or waiting for them to respond first?

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>>23380756
Snuff/Death/Bad ends

>>23380752
That link works.

Upper bound of your timeslot is also important.

>>23380771
Ooh them's be dangerous waters.

>>23380781
They're also rare waters.
It's so hard to find someone to kill me.

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>>23380655

>>23380792
>>23380792
Gotta slut it harder.

Did you get any on your titvore monster anyway?

>>23380849
Not much.

>>23380858
Damn shame, Nitro's stuff is awesome.

>>23380781
Check the game forum, there's a post where everyone interested in a game should post their availability

>>23380943

So is there a place where we can discuss the details of the game?

>>23381103
The roll20 link above should be the venue.

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>>23381103
Well if you're not in the group then the link's over here>>23380752
If you're in there already then just make a new topic for whatever

>>23381138
Apparently my roll20 account still exists, so I figure I might as well give this a shot.

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>>23380761
Same message is best. No one likes beating around the bush.

"Hey, what's up? I saw you were into XYZ and so am I. Would you be interested in a scene where XYZ happens?"

>>23380771
Hot.
But yeah, a lot of people are shit. Giving or receiving, anon?
>>23380792
Oh. Eh.

>>23357313
>>23357313
More help, please

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>>23381229
>Giving or receiving, anon?
Both, really would like to receive though.

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>Get into a really good play.
>First good play I've had in months.
>They have to leave but decide to stick around anyway because they're having fun.
>Two posts later and they disappear.

Yeah, okay. I get it. I'm not allowed to have anything ever.

>>23380708
>>23380748
>>23380761
It's a bit preference. I don't like when people just suggest a scene but I am really picky with my partners and how they act OOC.

Ideally:
Hey how are you?
regardless of a message back or not or even really what it is just be like

anyway I was thinking we could have a scene in X setting with kinks Y and Z thrown in

>>23380761
>>23380708
>>23381834
Consider all the times you have asked "how are you" somebody on the internet.
How many times was the answer any different?

>>23381834
Like >>23381856 says, the answer to "how are you" is always going to be the same*. Why bother asking? Hell, "what's up" is better for the most part. Just get to the point.

* I'll actually tell people how I really am, especially in an effort to get them to go away.

Overly specific D&D-themed play idea of the day because somebody got me really into it and I haven't been able to play with them again yet:

A female dragon in pursuit of some rare treasure gets convinced by a human that she'll be able to follow the trail better if she poses as something less scary. She gets fitted with a magic item that turns her into a dragon anthro, and they end up traveling together with her acting like a 'half-dragon'.

Sooner or later she's convinced that she's still too over the top and scaring off potential leads, so with the aid of 'bag of holding' type magic items her horns and spines and wings are hidden (looking like decorated seals or glossy rubber over her scales), and another magic item changes her scale colors/patterns, and she ends up in a 'lizardfolk' role.

Eventually even that is 'obviously' too attention-grabbing, so she's fitted with a size reduction magic item, plus stuff like magic contact lenses, more scale changes, strength reduction items, and so on, and ends up as a 'kobold' serving as the harmless-seeming pet/slave of her companion.

All the while she gets pushed into more and more lewd or embarrassing things to 'help' in the search, fitted with more naughty magic items, pushed into prostitution or into breeding with magical beasts because the extra funds will supposedly help in the search for that treasure...

https://www.f-list.net/c/Lady%20Beasts

>>23381906
I thiink I've heard that before.

>>23381991
I probably mentioned it before here sometime.

I thought I had recovered from my fixation on it from a while back, but then I ran into somebody else who engaged in high-intensity pushing of all my buttons and now I can't get it out of my head again.

>>23381834
>>23381856
>>23381893
I can understand the point of the hey how are you as more of a greeting. I don't use it, especially as the only content, because it just isn't that useful. If they don't respond, you have to push harder by sending a second message, and if they do respond they may do it awkwardly out of obligation.

I'd rather just say hello, give a compliment on something like images, story, or kinks to show I paid attention and to transition into what we have in common and make some suggestions, all in the same note. Offers value and sets up the situation for discussion while not asking them to needlessly contribute, and if there is no response you know they understood what you wanted.

>>23382005
>I'd rather just say hello, give a compliment on something like images, story, or kinks to show I paid attention
Yep, that's good. (Of course gotta slide in something specific about the pictures in order to not look like copypaste... and that's how the passwords were born!)

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https://www.f-list.net/c/high%20class%20karin

I feel like all the Juri, Chun Li and Sakura profiles are made by the same people. It's funny in a scientific way.

>>23382571
That's because the probably are. There's one guy tha puts in no effort, no descriptions on the customs, and has over a hundred canon profiles.

>>23381522
What's that picture from?

>>23382710
Red Dwarf

>>23382591
Not anymore! He's banned!

>>23382762
Thank you.

>>23382924
Then what's this? https://www.f-list.net/c/redhead%20redfield/ Clearly not banned.

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>>23382924
Ban expired silly.

>>23383300
Nah, Junko is forever. Although it may have been that bitch gloating about ban evading some threads ago.

Or could be another shitty canoneer.

https://www.f-list.net/c/iluvatar
Oh jegus.

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>someone I bookmarked sent me a note out of the blue
D-did something nice actually happen for once?

>>23383744
That happened to me once without prior contact, made me feel all warm inside

>>23383744
>>23383808
I wish that would happen to me...

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>>23383808
It feels super warm and fuzzy.
>>23383926
Took 2 years for it to happen to me. Just be patient.

>>23383300
>>23383400
>For more info or to discuss it, feel free to contact support and ask. Reason: Publicly sharing private logs, defaming users, threatening ban evasion -- many things. You can find out how to appeal your ban here: https://wiki.f-list.net/Tickets Back

>>23383744
It's nice when that happens, except for me I never feel like RPing. For instance at the moment on top of being tired all the time, I have a pain in my back and my ear is hurting.

Although for me it's less bookmarked and more someone I've been creeping on and remembered.

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>Someone approaches me
>"Hi!"
>"Hey there!"
>No further response

Did they chicken out or something? This has happened a few times on this character.

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>>23384025
Might have just lost interest or just read your profile and realize you didn't mix.

Honestly I usually send a greeting then read a profile, it's a bad habit I'm trying to break.

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>>23384025
>did they chicken out
Yes. Do not pursue, if they don't reply saying they had to leave for a bit or anything like that they aren't worth it.

How do I politely tell someone they're shit at RP and I don't want to play with them?

At this point I just say "we're on different levels" and I call myself an elitist cunt.

>>23384244
If you don't want to play with someone, it's okay to just say "I'm not having fun."

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>tfw looking through the year old threads because looking for an image I deleted
>seeing all the people who don't post anymore
>opening tons of nuked profile from people that quit
Help me I'm depressed again.

>>23384244
"Sorry, I'm just not enjoying this. I don't think we really mesh, thanks for the interest but I think I'll have to call it off here."
It works like a charm.

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>You'd look so cute with my hefty stinking cock buried deep inside your boypussy and my hands around your little neck~ try not to cum from my dick abusing your faggot prostate though, I might just have to keep squeezing your neck if that's the case~
Why would you Note an Always Dominant profile that's all about mutual debauchery like that and think it will work?

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>spend yesterday reading VNs
>now I have the urge to make rip-offs of the characters
HELP

so i signed up as a male sub (talk about crowded). I had the realisation, though i both RP and am active as a dom with a few casual encounters ( trying for some suspension of disbelief) i have no fucking clue what to do. The organised part of me is wondering if there's actually any examples of what expected/ how to join/find someone that wants the same as myself, this is really disorganized as a site.

>>23385055
You can do a character search and send notes to profiles that look interesting to you. Or, you can log into F-Chat, join the appropriate channels, and post advertisements and/or send private message to channel members that look interesting to you.

>>23385075
OK that's cool, i'm still a little unsure on the 'What you actually do' aspect I mean put me in a kink setting i can weave a a character so real you'll think they'll exist in reality. But i can't see how these story go in practice.

>>23385108
You can read some of these logs as an example.

http://pastebin.com/u/Aspel
http://pastebin.com/u/lewdred
http://pastebin.com/u/AislinneAndFriends
http://pastebin.com/u/Molly_Liesel

>>23385123
Interesting thanks.

>>23385055
I understand, Anon. I too am usually a dom, and I watn to sub. I really do. It creates this feeling that makes me feel so... intense. Powerless, but thrilled. Excited. I want to feel it, but no, I'm not good enough at being a sub to feel that way.

Ironically, the frustration has made me want to be even more brutal as a dom.

>>23385370
ha i can understand that.

Sadly my reasons are a little more selfish. I've always said 'don't do anything to someone with out doing it to yourself' I think i actually need to experience subbing.

>>23385433
That doesn't seem selfish at all. It seems like you're wanting to make sure you're providing a quality service, where as I've had a taste of the rainbow while living in the dark.

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>Have an idea for a character.
>Sit down to write it.
>Stare at screen for ten minutes.
>Go play Hearthstone.

Every fucking time, I swear...

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>>23385657
>play Hearthstone.
>mfw

>>23385671

HS > M:tG

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>>23385683
Your opinion is objectively wrong

>>23385711

You don't have to smell your opponent in HS.

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>>23385737
Are we back on the musk fetish talk again?

Stupid question: by any chance are you aware of the ERP threads that have been popping up in /trash/ of all places?

Example: >>>/trash/1585168

>>23385737
Most people at my LGS don't smell. Plus, you don't actually need to go to an LGS to play Magic if you have friends. Plus, Magic is better with friends because they're real people and you don't have to play a card game on a computer. I fucking hate Untap.in for Magic.

>>23386265
We're aware, but don't care. They're dumb.