Post your face and the conspiracy theory you believe. This thread

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>>23341065
Star Wars is an Israeli propaganda film.

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>>23341061
kennedy was assasinated

>>23341144
There is an Irish cabal that controls the United States of America.

>>23341156
proof?

>>23341160
Tacitus mentions Iberians being from Judea.

North Korea is actually a socialist paradise and we're just made to believe otherwise so that we don't question our meek existence

>>23341163
im hungry

>>23341165
I am from North Korea, my uncle says.
>>23341167
Hungary was cheated out of it's landmass by Slovakian conspirators.

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I just have a theory that nothing is real and everyone is a figment of my imagination - life in itself is completely meaningless, we were all born to die

Picture - I felt cute so

>>23341192
then why not kill yourself?

columbus wasnt the first man to walk on the americas

>>23341192
THE EDGE, IT HURTS

>>23341192
>nothing is real
>implying self doesn't real

>>23341197
nah I'm saving that for 2020 at a party

>>23341202
I have a conspiracy theory that you have benis tbqh

bernie has the largest part of the vote but the government doesnt want big government so they wont give him air time

>>23341212
Donald Trump is actually a man of color.

>>23341226
septum piercings increase iq

>>23341229
They put narcotics in our coffee

free market

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The media is wholly owned by the government and corporations and events like the Sandy Hook shooting are twisted in order to damage gun rights.

>>23341293
Spooky theory man

the constitution isnt real and is only used to keep us in line

United States is as racist as Fascist Romania.

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Plutocracy is real and the dominating form of government in most countries.
Laws are made by powerful people and industry behind the scenes.
Politicians are nothing but puppets for them.

This would count as conspiracy for the majority of people.

corporations rule the world

>>23341361
Proofs?

Our world is a fleshly prison and the God of Old Testament is a demon known as Demiurge. Jesus wasn't the son of the OT 'God', but of different, more Enlightened God.

the government has power over us and not the other way around

Ducks are actually geese and whole taxonomy is a Swedish lie and a tool for keep the rest of Europe scientifically oppressed.

skin moles and underground moles are one and the same thing at different stages of development

>>23341371
I could deliver one instantly, but it is in German.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3agvOrINrmU

He says that the ones who are elected (by voting) have no power to decide and the ones who decide are not elected by the general public.

It's a satire show, but it's the truth.
Only in such shows people generally admit and speak truthful stuff.
They couldn't deal with reality otherwise.

There are tons of other examples that show that laws are made by the strongest interest and naturally the industry and people who hold massive wealth can enforce their interests the best.

The common citizen is nothing but a stupid sheeple that gets kicked left and right.

>>23341414
>gets kicked left and right
you mean like the political scale?

>>23341414
I don't know man, maybe internet activism can fix this issue.

>>23341416
Among other things.

Yes, everyone who doesn't follow the opinion spread by the common mass media is either leftist or rigthist.
And most people don't want to be branded as such.

What I initially meant, was that the common citizen doesn't care about facts due to various reasons and is nothing but a playingball for the ones who decides on political and economical level.
If faced with the reality of facts, they simply accept and forget about it the next day.

>>23341435
i heard activision did a good job on black ops iii but wouldnt this be a bit out of their reach??

>>23341435
>internet activism

Internet at the moment may be still the wild wide west, but politics try to seize control of it.

>>23341439
Maybe with a new engine?
>>23341444
I heard /b/ is moderated by FBI since you can't apply to be a janitor/mod on /b/

Mandela effect is real

>>23341484
What's so funny?

>>23341293
>Pudgy, unattractive germanic
You absolutely look the sort to care about muh gunz.

>>23341361
That's not even conspiracy. That's just daily life.

>This would count as conspiracy for the majority of people.
Unfortunately.

Working class is going to be replaced by literal robots

the ruling class are literal robots

>>23341584
>>23341584
delet this

>>23341576
Plebs/illegals are cheaper than robots.

>>23341600
Yeah, but one day it will be more efficient to produce a robot

Where will the working class go man

>>23341605
No it won't. The rich will simply keep finding ways to lower minimum wage to fail to keep up with inflation while skirting the law to pay as little as possible to illegal immigrants. And that's not just the USA they're doing that shit in. This is a global strategy by the plutocunts. Why do you think Western nations are being dumbed down and dysgenically bred for so many decades now? It's not accidental. It's social engineering. We're headed for Eloi/Morlock bullshit.

>>23341624
how can they pay immigrants less than the minimum wage if its the law

>>23341630
>>23341624
Yeah, how can government break the law

>>23341624
also you could just vote bernie

>>23341630
>The law
>Applying to the rich
You're a funny guy. I don't know, anon. How DO the rich keep hiring illegal immigrants to pick literally all of our produce and cause only the occasional food poisoning outbreak?

>>23341633
>Government
If by "government" you mean the de facto government that is the rich, correct. There is literally no such thing as someone who is rich and not a piece of human shit.

>>23341638
>voting
Come on, half the country doesn't even watch that pageant anymore.

>>23341639
My uncle has a lot of money and he is a cool dude. I think he is involved with illuminati since I noticed him watching a video on YouTube that said Israel did 9/11

>>23341639
i got a third of the way through the communist manifesto and then got tired but id identify as a communist now do you think communism would fix the world forever

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The education system is there to fade out free thinking, it is only their to produce a generation of workers.
The media is used to negate the public view away from the hypocrisy and brutal tactics used by the government.
We're all slaves to invisible masters that is why most of us are asleep.

>>23341646
Is your uncle a billionaire? If not, he's not rich.

>>23341647
Communism is impossible to implement outside of small populations. Period.

>>23341660
This. They wouldn't put this much effort into destroying the species and converting humanity into mindless pack animals to just replace them with robots.

>>23341660
do you think it would help if we drank more coffee

>>23341665
It's not destroying us though and wouldn't they want a way to maintain power play, having the same people in power for as long as possible.

>>23341665
I think he is.
Should I ask him if he controls the proletariat? I don't want to be killed man.

>>23341671
Ey, nice.

>>23341673
>It's not destroying us though
>this pleb is serious

>>23341674
>I think he is.
I seriously doubt that. There are less than 2,000 billionaires on the entire planet.

>Should I ask him if he controls the proletariat?
Don't bother. He doesn't.

how do i kill the free market

>>23341692
Just consume until there are no more goods man. Its that easy
Or you just can go and kill the lizardpeople countrolling our governments but since youre probably one yourself you wont do that.

>>23341687
I don't know man, he drives one of those new convertibles, shit seems shady as fuck. He speaks quite dominantly with McDonald's employes when we get our burgers, I think he runs that venture, if not many more.

>>23341695
cant we just ban it

>>23341699
Lets make a petition on change.org!!!!

>>23341704
Can I make a petition at UN so they grant me NEETbux?

>>23341692
Independence. Homestead, produce your own food, water and electricity. It's becoming very popular due to the damage the rich cunts have already done directly to people's lives by destroying the economy with their fucking greed and the rich HATE IT. They'll try to make homesteading illegal soon. Mark my words.

>>23341710
You do that at your county JFS. Or through the Social Security administration.

>>23341713
I don't trust the government, UN feel like nice guys. :/

>>23341717
I don't think the UN has NEETbux. Wait, are you an African? It almost certainly will then.

>>23341722
I am 14/88 Native American.

>>23341731
Go live on a reservation then
>you won't like it

>>23341733
Why not? Indians smoke marijuana, it's their ancestral plant

>>23341713
true i thought about this
i dont think any corporation could provide things as cheap as growing them by yourself so how could they even compete

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>>23341061
This is also mine. I 100% believe it was an inside job.

>>23341773
I believe I want to do a job inside you.

>>23341773
Yeah, its all written in the book. Melville literally says he likes sperm whales and their sperm, so that's some occult shit to begin with

>>23341777
Please open me up and remove one of my kidneys so I can sell it on the black market.

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There is a conspiracy perpetrated by beer and pizza companies to make me keep buying their stuff every meal time, despite the open protests of my brain that I'm getting fat. I believe this will require more deep investigation, which i shall now perform by going deep undercover as a 'customer' who is there to 'eat pizza and drink beer'.

>>23341828
Surely the Hebrews art at fault

Hitler was a sensitive man.

>>23341741
No it isn't, you idiot, unless you mean actual subcontinental Asian Indians.

>>23341750
They can't. And when you do it yourself the food at least is vastly superior to grocery food because they pick everything green and it tastes like shit. I don't even grow my own produce and I already avoid most fruits from stores at this point because they have no flavor or are just bitter. They seem to be picking them more and more unripe every year.

>>23341945
I mean both. Gee.

>>23341956
Cannabis is from Asia. It wasn't in the Americas until Europeans brought it here. You're thinking of Tobacco.

>>23341964
I'm pretty sure its crack cocaine

>>23341964
what am i thinking of

>>23341968
Coca is from South America.

>>23341972
Crack isn't.

>>23341972
>>23341977
Although they never had crack. They just chewed the leaves mostly. I'm not entirely sure they even smoked the leaves.

>>23341978
Didn't Thomas Jefferson invent that along with pneumatic waffle pans?

>>23341978
did they know how to smoke fish (like salmon)

pharaohs were black

>>23341665
I'm a billionaire, does that make me evil? Because I had talent, was smart with my money, and worked hard?

>>23343059
>I'm a billionaire
>lying on the internet
Welcome to 4chan.

>Because I had talent, was smart with my money, and worked hard?
You know how I know you're not a billionaire? Well, other than the fact you're lying on 4chan?

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the holocaust is a hoax and white people are the devil

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>>23343224
Hahaha you made me legitmetly kek anon:)
youre right tho.

>>23343224
Both true.

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MLK Jr was assassinated by the feds for gaining serious influence as a civil rights leader and then preaching socialism during the red scare

Successful people are deliberately impeding technological progress to continue making a fortune from the resources and intellectual properties they and their families own

>>23343295
Most of the shit in this thread isn't even conspiracy theory. It's just flat out fact. I can't believe anyone still doesn't know half this shit.

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space sucks

>>23343310
eh, I'm not a truther though

and I think mine are more likely but there still isn't evidence of it

>>23343342
>no proof of obvious everyday life
Not the sharpest tool in the box, eh?

>>23341978
you can get all that and more on native reserves so there's really no point in arguing.

>>23343357
>no proof of obvious everyday life

tell me what "obvious everyday life" is and what the evidence is

because I think you're being ridiculous in trying to say that domination conspiracies are "obvious everyday life". If you think 9/11 being an inside job is somehow observable, you could make a case of it and wow the world. But the problem in that is that you can't prove anything and it only makes sense to you.

>>23341061
>Post your face and the conspiracy theory you believe.
Nice fucking try, Reptilian overlords.

>>23341192
Solipsism is so 17th century.

>>23341293
>events like the Sandy Hook shooting are twisted
What exactly can you twist about it? Crazy person with a gun kills a lot people, how can you portray it in a different light? Besides that, how does the government and specially the corporation profit from it? The more idiots got guns, the more business opportunities there are. Not just from "selling guns" POV but for almost every other sector too. People would want to invest in insurance, security (house, car), hospitals would have more patients, etc, etc, etc.

>>23341361
>>23341414
>asked for proofs
>admittedly posts satire
While some of it is true on a bigger level, the idea that the process is as controlled and planned is silly.

>If faced with the reality of facts, they simply accept and forget about it the next day.
>Le-normal-person-is-stupid-meme

>>23341624
>minimum wage
Is literally irrelevant for the majority of the population and has a minimal relevance on ... anything. Stop viewing the world from a poorfag perspective.

>>23341660
>The education system is there to fade out free thinking, it is only their to produce a generation of workers.
Sure, a big part of it is for worker drones but most people complaining about "muh free thinking" are usually just mad that their prof. disagreed with them, a proof of a systematical approach against it would be good.

>The media is used to negate the public view away from the hypocrisy and brutal tactics used by the government.
And the media is monolithic because?

>>23341773
You look like you might be actually serious. No offense.

>>23343295
The first is 99% legit. The second part ... needs expanding. Obviously they keep milking intellectual property but from there to "deliberately impeding technological progress" is a huge step. Besides, it's like with most laws, 100% our fault for allowing this.

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we
wuz
kangz

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numbers and arithmetic were only created to hold black people back

>>23341773
i want to kiss, lick, suck, smell and nibble at your armpits
please post a pic showing them.

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White people were invented to make little kids scared to sleep at night

>>23343443
I'm not talking about 9/11. I'm talking about the everyday business practices of the rich and the continuously worse dicksucking from politicians that affect all of our lives and have been getting steadily worse since about the 50s or 60s in a rushed attempt to rejoin the policies of the robber barons of the Victorian Era. And the JFK thing was obvious even in his time.

>Make a stand against bullshit
>Get shot
Gee, I wonder what happened and who's responsible? Kind of a no shit, Sherlock issue with the JFK thing. Cui bono.

>>23343978
>Is literally irrelevant
>This is something capitalcucks actually believe
You don't know what you're talking about AT ALL. Minimum wage sets the bottom by which other wages are based. America has one of the lowest standards of living, works some of the longest hours for the least pay, has some of the least vacation days, has BY FAR the most criminal population OF ANY NATION ON EARTH, the highest healthcare cost per capita and one of the WORST education systems and infrastructures of any first world nation.

>Stop viewing the world from a poorfag perspective.
Oh yes, you're right. I should start viewing the world through the delusional, dollar-sign colored glasses of the middle class bourgeois useful idiots.

>The wealth trickles down!
>Poor people are poor because they're lazy!
>Rich people are just clever hard workers who stayed in school! Just look at the NFL, Kanye West, Paris Hilton and the Walton family!
And I'm supposed to take stupid, obvious brainwash proffered to support a system that will inevitably collapse the biosphere and destroy mankind seriously? You're the fucking idiot here, retard.

>>23343978
Capitalists and especially libertarians are ALWAYS, without exception delusional idiots or simply villains. But you know what? We don't have to argue about it on the internet, because reality is already biting America on its ever-increasingly libertarian ass HARD right fucking now. Already more people in this country receive public benefits than are employed, the nation is a net importer of food, has lost almost its entire manufacturing base and is losing a White majority at lightning speed. This country will be just another mixed race third world shithole in a few years and the rich will laugh all the way to the bank as Elysium becomes reality and stupid cucks like you are eating shit in the mines with everybody else. I certainly hope you don't think you're making it out of here as one of the rich, because with the ever-shrinking middle class, you're more likely to be poor and victim to the same policies most of the country already is than the policies the rich live by. The problem with you idiot libertarians is you think you're going to be rich and ignore the inevitable consequences of you being wrong because you're too sociopathic to care. You'll feel the sting too, asshole, and nothing's going to stop that.

>>23344785
>LITERALLY ALL capitalists and libertarians are idiots or evil!!!!
yeah epic you're so much smarter than everyone because you read das kapital we get it

>>23344776
>Murica sucking
Very true but related to 225251615225 other factors, all much more important than minimum wage. Most Scandinavian countries, Denmark and Switzerland don't have it, yet the living standard is much better there.

> I should start viewing the world through the delusional, dollar-sign colored glasses of the middle class bourgeois useful idiots.
Not at all, it would be just as stupid and limited. Everything but the entire picture is absolutely worthless. Vilifying a group/class isn't getting anywhere either. Your poorfag rage blinds you from long term solutions.

>The wealth trickles down!
>Poor people are poor because they're lazy!
Both are obviously bullshit.

>Rich people are just clever hard workers who stayed in school!
Clever? Definitely. Hard workers? More or less. There is more to hard work than menial physical jobs. School? Well, obviously bullshit too.

>Already more people in this country receive public benefits than are employed
Proof that shit works fine without full employment, the most outdated meme. Efficiency matters much more.

>losing a White majority
>mixed race third world shithole
So ... you're like a anti-capitalist nazi?

>one of the rich, because with the ever-shrinking middle class
>aiming for the middle class
Top kek.

>>23344400
I'll make you some armpit hair soup.

>>23346394
Post armpits tbqh

>>23341061
Why a face shot. ...just so big brother has a photo to go with the file?

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I think Trump is a stooge hired to garner support for Sanders, by making Sanders ideas not so extreme by comparison.

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We've already been brainwashed by aliens

>>23341061
Everything comes down to a Luciferic agenda. Illuminati bringing about thier New World Order.
Look up Albert Pike's (Albert Pike is known for being the grandfather of American freemasonry, also believes Lucifer is lord) letter to Mazzini
Lays out the plan for 3 world wars to bring about NWO. This letter was written in 1871! looks like his plan for WW3 is right on track

Check out the Lucis Trust (just to take a peak down the rabbit hole): official offices in all major UN buildings, official advisor to the UN council, protected under the UN no tax and no idea how much money is in there or what they do with it

>>23344785Do you even know what a Libertarian is? Did you mean liberal.?
Libertarians believe in less government so they would have nothing to do with people receiving benefits and government intrusion into people's lives.
P.S. you're a moron

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Conspiracy theories are used to create fear of "the system" using the cover of encouraging freedom.

>>23348003
Sounds like something that Hitler would say

>>23348051
Everyone knows conspiracies are designed in this way. If you don't you're a moron. I know you were being sarcastic but there are still ppl who take this shit srsly. It's stupid and consumes your thoughts with suspicion, which can lead to actual paranoia.

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Political Correctness is used by the establishment so that the sheep can be the sheepdog towards eachother so the Elites don't have to.

>>23348082
>the establishment
Terms like this and "the system" tend to dehumanise the root of the problem and shift any sort of responsibility away from the actual individuals driving these decisions.

Btw if you're good enough at linguistics and wordplay you can make anything sound like a conspiracy.

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>>23347148
I'll also add that I believe Sanders and Trump are both under Israeli control (Trump has very well known ties to Israel)

>>23348143
I've heard a crazy theory that Hebrews control the Israel.

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i believe in every conspiracy theory ever. every single one. i would believe that there is a lizard humanoid living inside of my anus that will jump out on my 32nd birthday and take over the world if i heard it.

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>>23348339
agreed

>>23348145
Jews are the reason all my pics are sideways even though I flipped them

>>23343149
Or mang, I'm an exception to your bullshit rule and have been here for years before my success, and enjoy the boards and shitposting.