Gf of almost two years stopped by my work today to dump me...

>>23164726
Do you work at McDonald's and did she get her fries after?

>>23164728
Nah no paper hats for me I work at a law office

You're now free to get the pussi b0ss.

Enjoy the freedom.

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>>23164765
True enough, still a bit of a downer though. Least I got dabs

Don't worry OP, it gets better it really does, my girlfriend of 3 years left me 2 years ago and... OH GOD! Annabelle... WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?!

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>>23164797
U dick.

>>23164726
Cocaine and hookers, OP. Welcome to freedom.

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>>23164815
Who needs coke when I got slabs like this

>>23164726

Realized that hippies are, in fact, the rudest and most judgmental pieces of shit I've ever met.

How do these patchouli-smelling fucks come across as "enlightened" to anyone but another patchouli-smelling fuck, I'll never know.

>>23164843
They dont. How many non patchouli soaked people you usually see hanging with them? The only people who listen to there crap is other hippies.

>>23164853

I literally saw a post on my FB feed of some elitist rich white dude going "It's so easy to tell when you're using psychadelics to escape the reality you created, maaaan. Use them for a spiritual journey, maaaan. Namaste, maaan."

Shut the fuck up, you judgmental fucking cunt. "Create your own reality"? To some extent I agree, but if you're gonna sit there and tell me reality is entirely of your own creation, I'm going to assume you're retarded or incredibly sheltered. Because this kid's parents are rich, I'm assuming sheltered. Secondly, you can "tell" when someone's using drugs for whatever arbitrary reason you've cooked up vs whatever arbitrary reason you disagree with? Thirdly, for people who actually have to work for their money, reality can fucking SUCK. Who the fuck are you to tell ANYONE, you unwashed, ugly fuck, that they're not as good as you because they don't use it for whatever reason you deem "good"? Also, what's happening to you is not a spiritual fucking journey. It's brain chemistry. You aren't special, you aren't enlightened. You're another schmo trying to escape reality, just like the rest of us, and there's nothing wrong with that, so stop being a fucking hypocrite holier-than-thou douchewheel.

When I was a little kid I used to get so angry at Cartman for being mean to hippie, but I finally understand.

My first girlfriend broke up with me in class.

I got back at her by putting my book down, looking at her, shrugging, saying "Alright", then going back to reading. She flipped out and looked fucking crazy in front of everyone.

It was for show, I felt crushed and cried later.

>>23164862
Cartman has never steered me wrong. Wise beyond his years

went to an anime convention where I felt like the least autistic person ever and then saw Hateful Eight in 70mm. Good day.

>>23164866
Wp man good on you for not letting her get a reaction

Mine was just crying the whole time

>>23164902
How was it? I wanna go see that

>>23164911
smelled like no one knew how to shower and was a big nerd fuckfest. I had a lot of fun though and some cosplay were pretty good.