Extremely brutal rate thread! Be completely honest in your rating

>>23052267
how would you rate yourself?

Stop spamming his pic and rate threads

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>>23052267
10 :^)

>>23052275
I am clearly a 7 at the very least. I have model girlfriends after all

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>>23052267
3
>>23052277
5

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Say what ever...
>>23052267
Crazy look you got there buddy
>>23052277
Good looking but a nice well trimed beared i think will only do good on you

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>>23052267
You look like a science experiment gone horribly wrong
>>23052277
6
>>23052316
5.5
>>23052322
6.5

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>>23052267
Da fuck?
>>23052277
7
>>23052316
4

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Growing my hair out so no, I'm not going to cut it

>>23052267
3/10
>>23052277
5/10
>>23052316
4/10
>>23052322
6/10
>>23052353
3/10
>>23052383
5/10
>>23052387
6/10

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>>23052267

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nice try asshole,i saw that picture in that funny faces thread yesterday

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>>23052277
6/10
>>23052316
6.5/10
>>23052322
7/10
>>23052387
6/10
>>23052409
6/10
>>23052414
6.5/10
>>23052504
6/10
>>23052514
8/10

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>>23052267
4.5/10 lumpy face but pretty eyes
>>23052277
5.5 plain but fine, very normal guy
>>23052316
4.25
>>23052322
7 would be an 8 if you were taller (not fair I know :*( )
>>23052353
4 for fat
>>23052383
5 very normal middle aged man
>>23052387
4.25 fat :(
>>23052409
6.5 would be a 7 with different hair. 7.5 with long hair no glasses and coarser dress sense
>>23052414
4.75 change your 80s/90s aesthetic
>>23052449
5.5 dad
>>23052504
6 very mexiaverage but in good shape :)
>>23052514
Top half 7.5 maybe 8 but why does your right leg look huge and mishapen? 4 total but 7.5 or 8 if its just the mirror distorting/a bad photo

>>23052559
im dragging it behind me lol

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>inb4 hipster

>>23052559
7/10 nice eyes
>>23052535
7.5/10
>>23052514
7 I hope your leg gets better
>>23052449
5?
>>23052414
Hilarious
>>23052353
Lose the vest, you look like fucking Aladdin 2/10

>>23052267
3.5

>>23052277
5.5

>>23052316
4.5

>>23052322
5.5

>>23052353
3

>>23052383
5

>>23052387
4

>>23052409
6, John Carmacks son/10

>>23052414
4.5

>>23052449
5

>>23052514
6.5

>>23052535
5.5

>>23052559
6

>>23052566
4.5

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>>23052267
10/10, Bootyfull
>>23052277
Angry dad 6/10
>>23052316
5
>>23052322
7
>>23052353
4
>>23052383
5...I mean 10.
>>23052409
4
>>23052414
>>23052449
>>23052504
>>23052514
0
>>23052535
6
>>23052559
7
>>23052566
6.5

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>>23052267
hottie 10

>>23052277
7

>>23052316
5

>>23052322
8

>>23052353
4

>>23052383
7

>>23052387
4

>>23052409
5

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>>23052566
Ironically that's a terrible pic of my eyes :P
Here's a decent one

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rates to follow in another post.

>>23053099
stupid face. 3.5
>>23052689
>>23052559
your face is a little long. otherwise nice though. 6.
>>23052631
underage b&
>>23052566
decent looking dude 6.5
>>23052535
6
>>23052514
timestamp or go.

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>>23052267
4/10
>>23052277
5/10
>>23052316
4/10
>>23052322
6/10
>>23052353
4/10
>>23052383
5/10
>>23052387
5/10
>>23052409
5/10
>>23052414
5/10. I think i met you in jersey
>>23052504
5/10
>>23052514
6/10
>>23052559
7/10

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>>23052267
You look like a hobbit fucked a potato and you were the result. 4/10

>>23052277
You look like a very large gay man. 7/10 features not that bad.
>>23052316
You look like you'd smother a girl in creepy love. 5/10. That hair and eyebrows make me wanna puke

>>23052322
Fuck you and your jaw. You look great 8/10.
>>23052353
You look like a fat lesbian. 6/10
>>23052387
4/10
>>23052409
You look average 5/10
>>23052514
You look like a skank. 6/10
>>23052559
You're actually pretty. 7/10 or 8/10. Leaning towards 7 but those lips tell me 8.
>>23052631
You look like you're recovering from Lukemia. 6/10 because bald is beautiful

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gonna just go ahead and post a real picture of myself that isn't shopped

>>23053171
Well if that's the real you, shop didn't change too much aside from spread eyes. You still have a lumpy face and receding hairline. Nose looks kinda bulbous too. Shop is like a 3/10, you're a 5 or so.

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>>23052316
4

>>23052322
7

>>23052387
3

>>23052409
4 but could be higher if you changed some shit

>>23052414
4.5

>>23052449
5

>>23052504
4

>>23052514
5

>>23052535
6

>>23052559
7

>>23052566
6.5

>>23052604
7

>>23052631
5

>>23053109
8

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>>23052267
3
>>23052277
4
>>23052316
4
>>23052322
7
>>23052353
4
>>23052383
5
>>23052387
5
>>23052409
5
>>23052414
5
>>23052449
5
>>23052504
4
>>23052514
6
>>23052535
5
>>23052559
7
>>23052566
6
>>23052604
6.5
>>23052689
in this one you look like a 6
>>23053099
5
>>23053109
5
>>23053129
6
>>23053147
5.5

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>>23052631
You look averagely good-looking 6/10

>>23052689
I actually think you're gorgeous what the fuck 9/10

>>23053099
You look like a fuckboy 4/10

>>23053109
You look substantially attractive. A little on the plump side but that's not a bad thing - I prefer bigger guys desu - love your beard mama mia 7/10

>>23053129
I love your piercing dude, your eyes look a lil funky but that's okay - beard is a bit loNG 7/10

>>23053147
Your smile scares me but your facial features are good 6/10

>>23053169
Your jawline is on point but you look ill lmao 7.5/10

>>23053171
Photo isn't great quality 5/10

>>23053363
qt 6/10

>>23053381
Eh - average fuckboy 6/10

>>23053414
Qt as fuck 9/10

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>>23053169
8
>>23053171
4
>>23053363
5
>>23053381
6
>>23053414
6

>>23053473 (me)
Why the fuck did I type desu.
I meant "desu"

>>23053483
Wait what the fuck

>>23053496
its filtered

YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOTS, STOP ADDING 2 POINTS TO OP'S RATING, IT'S A PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO LICK HIS ASS

>>23053473
tumblr/10

>>23053503
A real pic of the guy who was shopped was posted anyways. He doesn't look much better than the shop.
>>23053171
Soooo

>>23053502
I knew that, shhh

>>23053518
True, OPs picture is ugly as sin, but the real David isn't too much better.

>>23053473
I am around 10% body fat, plump is not the word you are looking for.

>>23053630
this thread is dead... hurry up and give me brutality...

>>23053630
You got a cute smile and your face is all smushy and it makes me wanna cuddle up with you like you're a plushie. no homo.

>>23053473
aww thank you.

>>23052322
ישראלי?

>>23053109
too plump

>>23053147
You look like a happy black man! 7/10!

>>23053169
school shooter/10

>>23053363
Beautiful!!! omfg 10/100

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>>23053767
my face btw

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>>23052316
7.5
>>23052409
8
>>23052566
6
>>23052631
8.5
>>23053129
6
>>23053473
7

>>23053778
disgusting/10, but pretty nonetheless.

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New to the self grooming stuff, cause I'm a stay at home nerd. Trying out no facial hair + short hair cut. I feel like I look stupid, idunno. I'm 24. I feel insecure, but feel free to destroy me anyway. Sorry for microscopic image.

Some Rates that I'm gonna feel weird about now, considering what I said above:
>>23053778
7 probably lose points without make up / morning face
>>23053773
10 aryan master race
>>23053630
5 would be a 7 if you showed teeth when smiling. Men smile with a closed mouth, women smile with teeth. Vice versa looks weird in both cases.
>>23053473
9 freckles are cute as fuck, don't even need the make up if you ask me.
>>23053414
8 your face reminds me of Liu Kang.
>>23053381
8 you're the type of guy that shows up in clubs/bars I go to and destroys my self esteem.
>>23053363
6 cute face, not my kinda hairstyle
>>23053171
N/A get a real picture

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>>23053826

>>23053836
8/10, props for next to no make up

>>23052514
7 body 6 blurry face

>>23052559
8, i like the Central piercing

>>23053363
5(?)

>>23053473
7

>>23053630
like 6.28

>>23053778
7

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hey guys do i look pissed off because a lot of people say i always do :(
>>23053773
7/10
>>23053778
8/10
>>23053826
6/10
>>23053836
7/10

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>>23052267
just fuck my shit up
>>23052353
1
>>23052383
3
>>23052387
2
>>23052409
3
>>23052449
4
>>23052514
6
>>23052535
5
>>23052559
6
>>23052566
7
>>23053099
2, aren't you dead yet fishy?

>>23052514
3

>>23053363
3

>>23053473
6

>>23053630
4

>>23053778
5

>>23053477
5

>>23053836
5

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>>23052277
6
>>23052316
5
>>23052409
2
>>23052504
4
>>23052514
7
>>23052559
9(!)
>>23052566
7
>>23052604
6
>>23053109
8
>>23053129
9
>>23053473
10 !!!
>>23053477
8
>>23053630
7
>>23053778
10!

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>>23053473
>>23053826
you people are so anal

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Australian 27yo

R8 me m8

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>>23054062

>>23053977
Looks 7, but your personality and douchiness bring that down
>>23054019
6 sweet beard though
>>23054030
6 cool hairstyle
>>23054062
4.5 The hell is up with your eyebrows? Your hairline suggests that you're balding. Nice jawline, but it's really all you got going for you. Your eyes kind of creep me out too.

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>>23053778
8
>>23053826
3
>>23053836
7
>>23053967
5
>>23053977
6
>>23054019
7
>>23054030
5
>>23054062
3
>>23054083
3

>>23054275
>this dude gives me a three

>>23054316
He's better looking than you.

>>23054255
wait what? how was i douchy?

>>23054355
You're that guy who constantly posted shirtless pics and called people "Asian beta manlets" a few months back, aren't you? If not, I apologize and retract my statement.

>>23054353
>samefagging

>>23054370
lol

>>23054368
>Asian beta manlet detektiert

>>23054368
what?! no dude.. that's a guy that shitposts me and tries to get people to hate me. Alot of users on soc gets shitposted.

>>23054380
Ahh at least someone have a good time;p

>>23054376
Look up further, smart one. I posted some ratings myself before him. Just because you're butthurt that people don't find you attractive, doesn't make everyone who does a samefagging.

>>23054387
Sorry then, consider that retracted.

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>>23054347
6/10 face
>>23054275
5.5/10 shave that pathetic facial hair for 6/10
>>23054062
5/10
>>23054030
6.5/10
>>23054019
4/10

Here's my pic, 22yo KV frequenting r9k and being depressed all the time. Do I have ANY potential to find a qt around 110lbs (I literally can't get up for girl that has any clearly visible excess fat) or I'll have to accept wizardry and keep being depressed?

>>23052267
That's a fuckhuge forehead. I mean it's like fucking sputnik up there. That's one big noggin'.

>>23052277
Nice fish bowl, your jawline looks goofy with the rest of your body. I bet you're a skinnyfat little fuck who dreams about cocks all day long

>>23052316
Holy shit it's even stevens over here. Comb your fucking hair and get a nose job

>>23052322
Gucci little faggot. What do you think this is? Jersy Shore? Brown eyed shit skin.

>>23052353
Oh man it's Peter Griffin

>>23052383
I bet you shove cock in your mouth too you faggot.

>>23052387
I can't tell if you're a fat gay man or a butch dyke. And a dream catcher on your wall? You ain't even injun. And corona? I bet you live in the south west and think you're like everyone else - originally from the midwest

>>23052409
... Carry on.

>>23052414
Oh Christ a mike portnoy wanna-be. Get that dick hole out of your ear lobe and get a regular hair cut. Do you even play the drums?

>>23052449
>duhhh blue or red iphone? Charmander or bulbasaur?

>>23052504
Oh man I fucking hate people like you. I bet you think you're all hood because you bought weed from a nigger once. Get out of the burbs.

>>23052514
You're a fucking slut. You dress like that to get attention. I bet your pussy is all sorts of wrecked. 0/10 would not touch

More incoming you whelps.

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>>23054414
4
>>23054370
4
>>23054347
5
>>23054275
6
>>23054083
6
>>23054062
5
>>23054019
4
>>23053977
6
>>23053967
5

>>23052535
Aww little Kissy face? Go suck a dick with those DSL's of yours.

>>23052559
Daddy issues? That lip ring completely detracts from what could be a decent looking girl. And learn to trim your eyebrows they look like shit.

>>23052566
The fuck is up with that hair? Did an owl swoop down while you're playing Wonderwall? I bet you don't know your dorian mode from your lydian mode.

>>23052604
>I'm going to look tough and thoughtful by placing my hand on my cheekbone, then scrunching up the skin. Gotta squint my eyes a bit too - and I hope no one notices I get my eyebrows waxed.

>>23052631
>Carhartt
I bet you wear that shit so people will think you're country. But your parents probably pay all your bills. ANd your bad religion shirt to make people think you're a rebel, when in reality you're just an empty shell of a man. Boring as all get out.
(To be fair carhartt beanies are really fucking awesomely warm)

>>23052689
Oh christ here we go again with the fucking lip ring. I ought to drag you by the ring until it rips out of your lip.

>>23053099
Oh fuck I didn't know Ice JJ Fish had a twin. Why the fuck is your beanie even like that? That's not even warm? And with a fucking wife beater? What fucking scum are you.

>>23053109
...I can't say anything mean about you. You look nice. Bet you get a lot of pussy, huh? I don't.

>>23053129
Oh god it's a holy fucking booger on your nose. The beard would've been cool, Dimebag, but lose that fucking ring.

>>23053147
I don't see anything except for teeth - oh wait.

>>23053169
You'd be attractive if you were a woman.

>>23053171
Oh man it's sputnik in technicolor!

>>23053363
>Stuffed ferret
>messy hair
>Tiny tits
>Handkerchief shirt
>More than likely short shorts

Fucking whore. You were probably the token blimp of the cheerleading squad in high school, lost some weight, and now you're here fishing for compliments.

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>>23054062
3
>>23054083
4
>>23054275
6
>>23054347
6
>>23054370
7
>>23054414
7

>>23054417
>>23054468
Just want to say I love this guy. 10/10 don't give a fuck what he looks like.

>>23053473
7.7
>>23053477
7
>>23053630
6
>>23053778
6
>>23053826
4.8
>>23053836
5
>>23053967
5
>>23053977
6
>>23054019
7
>>23054030
6
>>23054062
5
>>23054083
5
>>23054275
6
>>23054347
5
>>23054370
5
>>23054414
5
>>23054455
7

r8 mine >>23053414

>>23053381
10/10 would lift, but for fuck sake clean some shit up when you take a picture. Also your home looks dull and modern as fuck. No character. Get some.

>>23053414
Oh man it's Sputnik 2.0 with a jew fro.

>>23053473
Once again another potentially beautiful girl ruined by awful jewelry. Get that plug out of your ear and let it heal. Cool choker though.

>>23053477
>I'm going to take a picture of me in a bra because I have boobs, and boobies always get good ratings! And I gotta pull down the pants a bit, I'm such a tease! tee he!

Insecure little bitch.

>>23053630
Fucking finally. 10/10.

>>23053773
The fuck? Is this 1997? Fix up that hair ass wipe.

>>23053778
Fucking nose ring. Coulda been something great, but nope, that fucking extobooger. Had to ruin it.

Oh Jesus, at least you're honest about yourself.

But honestly I'm a nerd too and I'm just bored and thinking back to basic training... You could probably find yourself a decent girl that looks like >>23053778 but with a bit of extra weight.. In a good way. Cheer up.

>>23053836
10/10 fuck yes.

>>23053967
Oh god look at this injun. Or, wanna-be. What color red is that? Bloodthirsty savage red? Drunk off tequila face down in the gutter red?

All proud of your heritage I bet. What are you? A fucking beaner or a damn feather head?

>>23053977
>Gotta put my hand behind my head so I can look all sexy. I don't even have a top lip! But I think I'm the most attractive person in the world but in reality I have a tiny dick.

Faggot.

>>23054019
>RRR! I want to be a lumberjack and like to pretend i do outdoorsy stuff, but really I just play Metal Gear Solid and COD all fucking day. PilotWings 64 made me want to go hang gliding once but I don't have the money.

>>23054030
>I'm tryin' to be a british punk rocker m8 look at me jacket and hair! I punch you in the gab I swear on me mum!

>>23054062
At least I'm not the one wearing a fucking shitty reddish purple sweater like some limp wristed ass wrangler

>>23054468
That's all you got? I'm black? What a let down.

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Rate away

>>23052514
6/10
>>23052559
7/10
>>23053363
6/10
>>23053473
6.5/10
>>23053630
5.5/10
>>23054347
6/10
>>23054455
7/10

>>23054508
>I'LL SHOW THEM FUCKING NORMIES *crying* you're all fucking ugly!!

dude no one cares, most people here have a rich life outside of soc so trolls like you aren't don't even register. What do you have? Parents that love you? A girlfriend? Your hateful persona screams absolute loneliness.

>>23054508
I'm surprised you didn't make a comment about that being "Sputniks" third picture in a rate thread and pointing out his insecurity
>>23054062

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Lay it on me, /soc/

Last bout of the night

>>23054083
Not gonna lie you'd be a pretty cool guy to hang out with I think, but you're an aussie. Shitposting faggot.

>>23054275
Fucking shave you little limey fuck.

>>23054347
>cool eyes
>no piercings
>I see zits, so minimal makeup, if any

10/10

>>23054370
>Cross my arms so I can make my bicep look bigger cuz I'm a badass

>>23054414
Oh man the niggers in prison would have a field day with you. Punch you in the mouth so you can suck their cocks all day.

>>23054455
You know, at first I thought you were pretty. Then I saw all that fucking makeup and what the fuck is wrong with you. You prissy little bitch. I bet you wear all that makeup because you're insecure. Well you should be, you look like you're pretty fat.

>>23054475
Wow what a pedo stache. Frequent the school yard much? Aqualung is your theme song.

I'll post a picture of me in a bit. Nothin' personal, y'all. I just like making fun of people sometimes. I've lost my touch since I got out of the Army though.

>>23054532
Well when sputnik makes a crash landing it doesn't look like sputnik anymore. Fucking communist budget cuts.

>>23054401
doesn't mean you're not samefagging tho

>>23054508
It's a fake plug :^)

>>23054537
i don't get the sputnik thing desu

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>>23054533
7.5
>>23054525
6
>>23054455
8

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Wanted to post another :^) because why not

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>>23054568
7
>>23054533
10!

>>23054528
>no one cares

Exactly the point. Seriously bro I'm not even trolling I'm just being a dick for shits and grins. Don't take it personal, get some skin.

>>23054510
I need a better picture if you want me to come up with some stupid insults. Nothing really stands out in that one.

>>23054567
You have a fivehead big enough to park Sputnik on and a too high hairline to hide it.

>>23054578
>b-bro its a prank.. i have a normal life outside 4chan with girls and parties and stuff.. i..im not a basement dwelling robot from r9k.. p..please

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>>23054537
I'm actually not fat :(

>>23054508
>Oh god look at this injun. Or, wanna-be. What color red is that? Bloodthirsty savage red? Drunk off tequila face down in the gutter red?
>All proud of your heritage I bet. What are you? A fucking beaner or a damn feather head?

holy shit my sides

it's actually "shitty christmas blanket" red. and im hawaiian.

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>>23054533
sexy as fuck/10
>>23054568
8.5/10
>>23054570
looks kinda cute but hard to tell by the photo so ill leave it at that.
>>23054575
pretty/10

>>23054570
>>23053473
this isn't "honest" you're hiding your face shape.

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Fuck it I'll do another bout. You butthurt slim jims need to relax a bit and laugh at yourself once in awhile. Go ahead tear me up you won't make me cry. Give me the best you've got, you can't beat Drill Sergeant Bessey.

>>23054575
... Too much makeup. The fuck is up with that blush? Little insecure there, hm? There's probably a good 150 pounds in the lower part of this picture, do I need to follow you with a tuba?

>>23054570
>American Apparel Model bears it all!

>>23054568
Well, at least you look decent. 2/10

>>23054563
Then stop trying to be something you're not

>>23054567
Because you could orbit around the earth your head looks so big

>>23054533
Is that a half-assed duck face? Seriously? Mix that in with the golden booger and you could definitely pair up with holy booger Dimebag Darrel up in this thread.

And those glasses probably aren't even prescription.

>>23054525
766?

>>23054599
6

>>23054575
8

>>23054533
3

>>23054599
>i'm actually not fat
>posts those thunder thighs
>posts those fat arms

Keep telling yourself that

>>23054606
>hawaiian

Ah, hawaiians are good people. Have any Japs tailing your ass?

>>23054595
It's not a prank, it's just making fun of people. Again, don't take it personally. I'm just a bored old veteran, hired to do some troll work.

>>23054621
bugeyes, hairline, jewnose
100% guaranteed you post to pol. Also post your height (^:

>>23054638
>post to pol

You're fucking right I do, good call

And I'm 5'11. So yes, I'm a total manlet. I'm skinny as hell too. I got lazy, and I'm pretty sure I got a tape worm while I was in the service.

>>23054642
>dat physique
you were never in the army buddy, no need to lie. You're among friends :)

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>>23054578
another one

>>23054621
I like the look of them :))))

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>>23054657
one more

>>23054653
No, I was commo.

25B IT Specialist. Fobbit. Went to basic at Relaxin' Jackson too!

>>23054632
Hired? Figure of speech, or is someone actually paying you. Probably a stupid question, but this board definitely has some people pathetic enough to try and contract a troll.

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>>23052267
-1
>>23053363
3.5
>>23053473
7
>>23053967
4
>>23054455
6

>>23054670
so not really in the army then. When girls talk about army guys they don't mean the it neckbeard variety. You're what pol would consider an untermensch

>>23054673
I was making a MGS4 quote, because I'm totally that guy who dreams about being a Tier 0 Operator who operates operationally in operational environments. In reality I sit behind a fucking computer all day.

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>>23054568
7
>>23054570
9
>>23054575
8
>>23054599
6

rate me /soc/

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>>23054607
Thank you! I'm giving you an 8
>>23054621
Golden booger, I like it. Been wearing glasses since I was 9

>>23054417
Lmao, Sputnik. He's already got a nickname on this board though. Most people know him as Craterface

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>>23054682
Lol probably. I'm nothing special, I only did it to pay for college anyway. Best fucking decision of my life and I didn't have to hardly break a sweat. But hey, at least it's better than the air force. Meanwhile, what do you do for a living?

>>23054668
Odd face, not awful
>>23054599
Cute patoot
>>23054575
You look like a doll!

>>23054700
If only that wasn't in a public restroom. Otherwise, 10/10.

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I hate these caterpillar
that pretend are my eyebrows.

>>23054700
Dayum, them hips don't lie.

>>23054737
At least you have eyebrows...

>>23054657
>>23054667
Oh shit totally forgot about you.

You're a difficult one to make fun of without making racial jokes.

Might be easier if you had a spear in your hand. But hey, at least you stopped smiling - insecure about your teeth?

Also, fuck Chicago. Totally live in fuckin' suburbia don't you?

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>>23054700
Thanks! keep wearing your glasses ;)

>>23054682
Also unlike you I don't need the compliments of others to feel better about myself. I'm comfortable with who I am and I could care fuck-all about what other people thing.

Which is probably why I've been single for the past 4 fucking years. Some day I'll start working out.

>>23054782
>im comfortable with who i am here's my angry reply explaining how little i care see?! i like the way i am im gonna hit the gym tho and change what i look like in hope to get a mlady

>>23054792
Hey, we all have our things to work on, right? And some people are full of shit? Myself and yourself included

You sound like you get butthurt easily, I've seen you in other threads.

Silly how insecure some narcissists can be.

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>>23054746
yawn... not insecure at all. It's only hard for you because you're not clever enough.
also just wanted to give you some normal pics

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Hit me.

>>23054821
Nah, you're right Abdul. I've lost my touch since I got out of the Army. All we used to do was make fun of people out of boredom, including ourselves and each other.

>>23054824
>I listen to tinder, seether, nickelback, and other shitty bands

>Gonna post a dark picture of myself to look deep, but mysterious

>in reality I'm a fat neckbeard who secretly listens to the back street boys

You also look like a hardcore pantera fan.

I'm probably wrong though.

>>23054825
>bring up army in every post
>was the weak neckbeard it guy
stop acting like you're a soldier, I could slap my fat cock in your face and you couldn't do shit about it. Also even if you were a real soldier it's not noteworthy. Army takes literally anyone.

>>23054828

Ya... I don't listen to rock music at all.

I like blues, rap, and old school pop shit like Prince and Michael Jackson.

The Weeknd's cool.

>>23054843
I just miss it is all. Good times were had.

And you probably could, but you won't because this is the internet. And in real life I have friends that would back me up.

And you'd be surprised at how hard it was to get in(Especially now, even). You can't enlist in the Army with a GED unless you get a waiver and score really high on your ASVAB.

And even then you have to score a 50 or higher or you have to get a waiver. And that's pretty hard to do.

And the military doesn't take just anyone. MEPS is a pain in the ass, ask anyone who's ever been to MEPS. They will find anything to prevent you from getting in. We had one kid that had to get a waiver(and was denied) because he had to take prescription acne cream for his back.

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>>23053473
8.8
>>23054737
7
>>23054275
7.6
>>23053778
8.5
>>23052604
7.8 but too cute.
>>23052277
7

>>23054851
Don't ask, don't tell counted for more than just gays in the military. If that kid hadn't mentioned the bacne problem until basic he would have been fine. Hell, we had a dumbass in my company who was fully bipolar and took his lithium every night. He graduated basic. We had this guy who weighed well above regulation and even failed the tape test. He graduated basic. Army literally will take anyone. Oh, and 50 isn't high at all for the asvab. I got 99 myself and a whole bunch of people in my company were above 80.

>>23054894
Oh yeah once you get into basic it's impossible to fail. I got an 88 on my ASVAB.

We had this kid who eventually turned out to be a brony who got a 40 minute 2 mile. He still graduated.

MEPS is just the way to weed out everyone, but the point is they'll still try to stop you any way they can. When did you enlist?

>>23054901
Spring '10 First of Basic was Jan '11 at Fort Lost in the woods

>>23052277
Most boringly plain person. Will grow up having sex and being with people who are equally plain. You will never experience beauty first hand.
>>23052316
You have the facial construction of a humunculous
>>23052322
If you put on a wig and some lippy you'd be a convincing drag act
>>23052353
The sad eyes of someone who has been brutally bullied
>>23052387
You look like what I imagine someone inside a furry suit looks like
>>23052409
You look like one of the Germans from die hard
>>23052414
School shooter/10
>>23052559
The kind look of someone who knows she ain't no Jennifer aniston. So tries to get attention though acting slutty

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>>23053147
Pic related. It's you
>>23052631
leukaemia/10
>>23053414
If a Jonas brother and Corey Feldman had a baby. It would be you

>>23054919
Nice. I enlisted in 2008. 2010 was when things started to get weird, though.

>>23054960
spicy

>>23054887
I will not say anything rude but I would like to inform you of the struggle. I apologize for replying to you and this will be the last one.
But you're on a brutally honest thread and... too good of an opportunity to just say nothing.

>>23055007
It's a free web.

>>23055030
This is art

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I really like this one! I finally look good in a picture. What you guys think?

>>23054763
My god, my ovaries have exploded.

>>23055265
Dentistry.