UGLY THREAD Post if youre a virgin whos destined to only date

>>22995824
STFU and stop searching for compliments you are like 8/10, awkward photo tho.
>Probably a 9 when cleaned up

>>22995824
lol @ filename

>inb4 Maxim has an argument with his imaginary friend dave

>>22995824
Post more pleas?

i dub thee donut chad

>>22995824
this needs to stop dale
we broke up over a year ago
im going to see a girl in oregon soon and wont be back on here

Maxim how do you get your eyebrows so neat?

>>22995891
wow dale must really love you. what happened between you. 2 ?

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>>22995875
>dave

>>22995824
pic unrelated

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>>22995891
is she imaginary too?

>>22995900
Maxim gave him the clap

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>>22995923
>>22995875
>>22995824

what the fuck happened to this guy

I remember back in 2013 he seemed like a normalfag, though he'd readily admit he was a virgin

with all this shit surrounding him he seems psychotic, like brandon-tier except worse

at least brandon is/was benign

>>22995945
Who's brandon?

I wish I could find a girl that would love me even though I'm ugly...

>>22995945
>implying any of this is even him posting
2/10 took the b8

>>22995904
>>22995922
>>22995931
>talks down on people
>posts anime
>pick one

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>>22995956
just do what maxim does and have imaginary girlfriends

>>22995945
He lost his shit after some girl named Mimi outed him for having erectile dysfunction

>>22995974
tfw no schizophrenia to help with this

>>22995957
>>22995978

so it's all just a circlejerk that only people who eternally dwell on /soc/ would understand?

got, i'm out

>>22995981
TULPA
U
L
P
A

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>>22995978
looks like he even loses his shit over imaginary girls

>>22995962
Its probably that rokku chick

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>>22995981
i think he's so sad, lonely, and desperate that he doesn't need schizo to imagine those girls

>>22995824
You look like that fag from the following

>>22995824
kek

>>22996045
i actually wish to some degree i could have that experience one time. like actually hallucinate a gf and stuff would be interesting.

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>>22995824>>22996101
cuties
apparently I'm a 3
and I look like a Mexican even though I'm white
:(

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Went on the club Feria in Roppongi yesterday (Tokyo), had absolutely 0 success from japanese girls, just two black girls danced with me and let me touch them everywhere before going somewhere else (they were quite hot)

When i tried to catch the attention of a japanese girl they were all having this "dont bother me" / "no way" / "eww" look on them.


So i think thats a pretty solid argument to tell that im ugly (even if i always thought i was average)

T_T

>>22996169
FUCK NO

pfffffff, gurl I'd marry u

>>22996170
Not ugly at all, muh man

>>22996101
newp, not ugly
None, of you are uggo, yuh slags

>>22996169
>implying Mexicans aren't the best looking girls
I think this should be a compliment desu. Also you're cute as fuck what the fuck.

>>22996182
Well I must add that i dont have any luck on Tinder as well then...

But thanks

>>22996182
>>22996191
thank you wish ppl would realize :(

>>22996279
Mexicans are top tier race though.

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not a virgin, but the second part sort of applies
>tfw will never hit it and quit it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBXU2t4hodo

>>22996169
yeah lol stop fishing for compliments hoe you a 3

>>22995824
>>22995840

holy shit
I don't know anymore who is bait or who is hates maxim for real

>>22995875
>dave
kek

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>>22996169
Fuck outta here

>>22996170
Eh... you're somewhere around a 4

>>22996415
That shadow is so fucking cool

>>22996415
>>22996450
Can confirm, shadow gave me a boner.

As for appearance, you're not ugly at all. You look a little youn/babyfaced but the scars make you look a little older. You're fine bruh. Working out might make you look older.

>>22996169
You look like a melting hippo stfu

>>22996415
That shadow makes me want to have sex with your face

>>22996671
lol stop teasing this qt

>>22996680
Im the one who rated this bitch a 4 earlier i can see the shit she hides
>Nice thighs
>thick doesnt mean that thick

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You are all attractive. It must be your personality that sucks.

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>>22996686
ok... :9
she was nice to me so i'll white knight the hell out of her lol

>>22996697
you are too <3_<3
lets both have horrible personalities together

>>22996680
Its an ugly thread no duh people find you cute>>22996169
>>22996701
Truly feel bad
>>22996697
Probably a soul sucking with

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Too Ugly reporting

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I'm pretty "ayyy lmao"

>>22997164
Not ugly. You look cool

>>22996697
qt

>>22996415
handsome frodo

>>22996306
I don't think you're uggo

>>22996170
Like I said, not ugly at all, dawg

>>22996169
Still asking for your hand in marriage

>>22996101
ginger qt, which is a rare form

>>22995824
Maxis actually p handsome, desu

>>22996306
Hi Samsung. I miss your poisoin threads.

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Yep. Keep getting told to change my hair, but it actually my face that the problem. Why else would I dozens of rejections.

>>22997219
Your face is not the problem. You could be, in spite of receeding hairline, pretty handsome actually if you had some more confidence.
Stop fapping three times a day and get your shit together.
Remenber that most women are witches and can see through your soul.

>>22996415
T-thanks
But you're not ugly yourself, 5-6 i'd say

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I thought i was my entire life, but i got told several times today that im above average when i haven't showered for week. Dunno what to think.

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Do your worst

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>>22995824
Is it just me or do you kind of look like the dad from Gogs?

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>ugly
solid 4/10
>virgin
no, but that's because girls can get laid 80x easier than men
>can't get hard in bed
fact

least ugly 'ugly thread' ever

fucking hell

>>22997908
>maybe it's because the ones who think they're ugly aren't ugly at all
>and the "attractive ones" are ugly as fuck

or I'm just a faggot

literally all 6/10 and above baka

>>22997911
who the fuck knows man
like I know I'm not that good looking but the people in here are not bad at all

>>22997913
What about>>22997631

>>22997924
when I say all I mean all chill out senpai

>>22997904
>no, but that's because girls can get laid 80x easier than men

So what's the problem with being an ugly woman?

also you're not ugly, you're just fucking fat

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>>22997937
there's a lot wrong with being an ugly women

>just fucking fat
>baby-faced average weighing girl looks fat in photos
>works out/diets strictly
>access skin is a piece of shit
>never taken seriously in rate threads
>given 3/10
>isn't ugly
ok then

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>>22997946
excess*
please kill me now

and wrong picture fuck my life

>>22997949
apart from the weed underpants there is nothing wrong

>>22997946
>>22997949
>thighs touch
>not fat

I'd still give you 6/10. I think you're just being melodramatic.

>>22997949
3/10 The fact you are being a slut makes it even lower

>>22997946
Cut out sugar. You should find your appetite drops dramatically.
>>22997954
LMAO yeah those are atrocious, not even an anti-drug guy.
>>22995824
My favorite man on /soc/. Not in a gay way, but you remind me of the guy from Overboard. Kurt Russel wasn't it?

Ever notice how similar Kirt Russell, Jeff Bridges and Patrick Swayze look? You must all come from the same lineage.

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>tfw your situation is so bad it cannot be unfucked

just wish i could hug a girl before i die

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Everyone is talking about how ugly they are

And here I am looking like a potato

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>>22995875
lol'd
>>22995878
ty o_O
>>22995978
naw i just didnt love her in time
erectile diabetus happened with vermont girl aka soc tripfag from long ago who i still really love
>>22996045
>le maxim is crazy meme XDDDDDDDDDD
>>22996169
i would make you feel beautiful
>>22996306
is dat sum s4ms0n
>>22996697
youre fucking hot
>>22997201
same
>>22997904
come to utah
>22997955
turn that melodramaing into motorboating :^)

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>>22995904
TOSHINOU KYOKOU!

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Shitskin latin american reporting
Do I have a chance of being rated?

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>>22995824
Who the fuck keeps making these????

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>>22998906
the ghost of maxim's past (from the future)

>>22997946
>>22997949
stop smoking weed and eating suger, eat a 500 calorie defecit and stop binging on junkfood
its not that fuckin hard jfc
you would be a real cutie if you were thin, its a shame you arent because that is your biggest bottleneck

>>22999364
also alcohol

all the males in this thread could gain a few points if they put on muscle and all the girls if they lost some weight
its basic science and attraction
no clue why people dont want to improve and have the whole "you should love me at my current state" mentality and then they have no where to improve

>>22999364
What does weed have to do with it, fucko?

>>22999477
because it makes you constantly hungry and lose track of time spacing like fuck

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Kinda alone, not even my mother wants to talk with me :')

Guys you look fine, maybe stop being self-pity assholes.