I'm stuck sitting outside of a Safeway for 3 more hours

>>22946572
Why did you make such a stupid decision?

>>22946574
Because I'm a fuck up, and it's what I'm best at.

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or a horse sized dick?

>>22946582
Definitely a horse sized duck, because even if I loose, people won't think I'm gay haha.
Also it's like 30-40 degrees so if I start typing slow it's because my hands are cold as fuck

>>22946600
>loose
Why don't you wait inside?

>>22946615
Because I've already been here for about an hour before I posted this, and I don't think they want me inside anymore :/

>>22946627
Fuck dem mofos

>>22946572
Like seriously? Go steal some shit to make some money damn man

>>22946636
Real talk

>>22946645
I'm not about that stealing life haha

Why don't you have a gas can? Why can't you ask random strangers for help until someone does? I watched the hero of an action movie unleash his incredibly alcoholic piss into an empty gas tank and make it work, can't you at least do that much?

>>22946668
I don't own a gas tank, and if I did I'm not smart enough to carry it in my car. And I'm not about to piss in my Honda haha, this POS car has enough problems as is.

>>22946668
That only works on diesel engines...

>>22946572
Why don't you just walk home? You're already cold, walking would warm you up.

>>22946690
I live like a solid 1-1.5 hours of driving away from where I'm at right now

Did you die?

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if doubles

op ded from exposure of elements

>>22947448
Rolling

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>>22947455
RIP

>tips hat

>>22946703
shit its gonna be a cold night for you tonight bro