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Last one is full so here's another short girls thread. 5'3 and under.
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5'1 here~
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>>22921064
Yes welcome back. How do you manage to stay so perfect?
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>>22921091
I'm far from perfect, I try my best though!

This was one of the most beautiful Christmas trees I had ever seen.
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>>22921101
Nah you're pretty close to perfect...

That Christmas tree is pretty great! Mine is overfilled with ornaments to the point of falling over
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5'0

>>22921101
That is a pretty tree. It looks so huge next to you lol.
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>>22921130
Thanks! I love Christmas so much, it's my favorite time of the year! The colors, the amazing wrapping paper, the lights, it's certainly spectacular!
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>>22921138
Could we get a butt pic in panties? Love the looks
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>>22921146
I'd like to see you without all the makeup and dresses and wigs and such. Like in the last thread. Full body please
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>>22921146
Yeah Christmas is pretty fun! I'm a bigger fan of Halloween though. This whole time of year is pretty great!
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>>22921175
Sorry for rotation, I'm on mobile

Getting ready to go to work

>>22921188
I love Halloween, Christmas either ties or barely takes the lead
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>>22921276
Alright I can agree with that I suppose :P

Also, oh my god that figure... Your body is amazing
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>>22921338
Thanks! I used to work out a lot, then I got lazy
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158cm here.
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>>22921369
Thats one sexy picture and i dont know why.
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>>22921347
That's alright. I like a little weight anyway. You're super sexy.
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>>22921369
6'4", I want you so badly
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>>22921369
Wow, those lips... Can we see the rest of your body?
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>>22921376
Thanks! I try my best to stay small and thin, better for photoshoots that way
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>>22921170
This alright with you, I was a bit lazy so I didnt wanna get up
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>>22921382
I mean hey if it makes you feel good then that's great!

Wow, I am floored by that pic. I love tattoos too
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>>22921403
I love my tattoos, they always make me smile :)
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>>22921375
Thanks B)
>>22921377
I once dated someone 6'4 (That's around 197cm amirite?) I thought the height difference was qt
>>22921381
Here is my outfit today. Got the knit for €1.50 thrifting and bought the socks on sale. I hadn't slept for 20h and make up was poorly wiped off, but hey, atleast it's a fresh pic.
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>>22921407
How many do you have?
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>>22921415
That's alright, you're still super cute. Love the high socks. They always get me for some reason
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>>22921382
So pretty, I really love your tattoo. I was thinking about getting one maybe on my wrist or hip but I keep worrying about regretting it later
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>>22921417
2, I have another on my forearm

>>22921430
I just went for it, I decided to get it, and got it within a week of making the decision. It reminds me of my grandma who used to sing with me, and was taken from me all too soon.
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>>22921441

That's beautiful!!!
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>>22921428
I used to wear them daily because I used to not appreciate my calves. (Around 13-15 years of age)
I stopped once I moved back to Finland. But I was talking to some anon about them and I was thinking back on how qt they were & how I enjoyed wearing them, and then by fate I saw them on sale so I bought them. I also bought a super cute beanie with bear ears kek. ( I bought none weeb beanies too, just incase)
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>>22921395
It's definitely nice and I do appreciate it. Wpuldve killed for panties or even better bare. Lol
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>>22921441
Oh man, at least you got something that has meaning to you. Definitely better than some tattoos I've seen.
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>>22921369
>>22921415
>>22921461
Y u do dis
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>>22921469
Is my degeneracy disappointing ?
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>>22921461
I mean socks like that are really cute so it works for you!

Would you mind posting a belly pic?
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>>22921477
No why attack that which is most vulnerable, my heart.
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>>22921430

You are so damn cute!!!
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5ft 4ins :)
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>>22921527
I refuse to believe you post on my soc
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>>22921527

5 ft 2*******
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>>22921464
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>>22921527
Wow yes I would love more please
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>>22921441
Im sorry for your loss. Its really sweet that your tattoo has so much meaning. Thats also another reason Im so hesistant to get one. Gah and I just love your socks.
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>>22921527
>>22921532
Talk about a cutie pie.
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>>22921382
Please I need more of you... Oh my god you are so sexy
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>>22921532
>>22921527
https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisHo-YkCwy20fHg8UZ6uQtczsMJV-mtAvO8tNl0g0Mo7CVyR0wMGfnEPPoq6NzEZk7_1dAOyYjPAVeDyxwCRpe-kplV4KWpTH3VI0_1B-E6S7N7bZqhJNWbx_1Hy3YI0oM0mMUi6WnGrAzMBwT7Z3b9AV2BvlyNJqUJAdYHt6u8LNXMoVtJYgljrn8ofmfV8fueRI8gtJdo9j08EHdcJdhII9mTsO8Qeud9nxlW3y1HresJ-GrQcQMeampwAeEDqB4TzPu9B35qtDrSimk1O2VQMF_1KPvFjlCoTbrtOJpVACfcVQ6fjcW7QSEHuRwb3FNBjxOyAcCVJ-jZ2SVt2DQbGGySmMgoW8dLd9IUIhraYHiTvyaLFLiCejxdyvDSJSdjb2W69i_1zX5YrPbKiwYXsVsoxR5w-k9_1ORygg00aRWC8yNZ93RiWqHpT33S4vsJ6uHqyGZrNmTOPLahJ3BTnhQIqC4sprDUoilKH2qSKoFI29xgdvYxjAUFL5z4hDiTsGRPArX8fu-bcd2V13sqZIY52o5ZQ_1nzswu8IbbwkcEQir0Bhoz59RwlR4NEvWR8WYeycy-r35EU_1t_1i4Z8nlV8s_1MW-viAoStBrfE6YyQsnF9_1zVJZgHY_1lvRhTMuVEVV69hWD5HzxdNB4Hw3dQoyNoe90Qzqx5P146P-lBWy-10bp7q61L9xasZgb2_1ieTEshJh-7J1U5qUsHYWkLRJDLkgjIpLhszLTCl7JzbT_1ivw-Qo6SgSwxodq38pbJ-RvvqWj_16qBBPUQdKKj8AI7Lk3Sp8WaIkoNVfx7plxoci3MhPtmyxm9zR533UBOmc3sEyqBFu2tFKGOUeoYcYuotzYpfwiszehPEtlJsysjxXzK4EzqvQkbLg2tgcNnAU0mzczC8GEhhe_1uKB1PBSW4x3HSHRavI8UN95-C1ebNR9xad21BdTtA_1l63Jvv0_1ignkwa7weGOmziHdxMgL30QFOuC11d_1vidUX-qGSw9tN-CUJtlriWnGPzyK7FBgTYym2PlR2G3TNK2eIhe6UIZuICjZOYzhPQKE2RVypdUGZmHQnNg8i4HN7Ro813br9tpnVRlvfJH79dv9lrNxYG3RC_1hiSWSZOsyz6D-QcmAP-2c2Z39fxL0dfh9ajRu5jAj-ERdTUujO5BOrv-o1ZRIBOtcW4XwXcANWO6jpORgYeV3SJ_1savsnVuWaxvoSnfJV4CIm3cvoCIHEHfc5dU9PZZEJYr9zCsz7FW9OVO2LJ8-Wa4Jnv1zqGOZbj4Rp5BgjIuy-piw-ZSjR-nbuHsZKhT-FlsWAax0x5_1BCgRaVAD5jMIO6Fd5sOEpTTUGI_1hTIvg8gSvAgS0Oj1IKcauyOoyro4V96h1zVyXuIayn24K_1UWpvq-Y9X9KJ_1ovGSHRLuh4Jnfx585Qkh1LsYHGT-kdJKmMSm2ZH5EJJFjwEvAZNxGR8UWGS7Kb5dNAsLY5zW-kGPXXHmjbR1ear_1MAgm6jZNKtu0wE1sVbKlRpXlZzUgdvmrcdcKs&gws_rd=ssl
nice try
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>>22921749
ever heard of tinyurl or google url shortener?
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>>22921665
And I am half mast. Beautiful hun. Would always love to see more of that. Barer the better.
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>>22920848
How many of you femlets won't date a guy under 5'10?
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>>22921457
>>22921466
>>22921683
Thank you! I wanted something that was symbolic

>>22921735
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>>22922355

Why are you so cute??! I swear.
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>>22922389
Who wants to see her naked?
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>>22922403
I would appreciate It if you didn't
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>>22921527
I'm 6'8 and man do I miss short girls. I have dated multiple girls under 5'5" and watching them ride my dick was always the best...
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>>22922308
i will only date a guy 5'3 or shorter
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>>22922407

Just ignore him!
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>>22922472
Lol you sound like a bit of a pedo that's just too tall
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>>22922482
WouldChopMyLegsOffFor/10
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Short petite women are my weakness.

Nothing makes me more diamonds.
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>>22922472

6 foot 4, miss my 5 foot 3 Turkish gf for this very reason.
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>>22922547
only if i get to keep them as a trophy
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>>22922588
Well duh. Wouldn't want to just throw something like that away
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>>22921382
FUARK
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>>22922407
What say you 4chan... Should I post?
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>>22922482
Almost that short. Come to my party van for free candy.
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>>22922626
Definitely
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>>22922633
Two more yes votes and I post.
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>>22922588
post moar qt pics and you'll have a trophy case at your disposal
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>>22922592
perfect

>>22922626
>>22922663
fuck off u nasty edom

>>22922684
gimme all the legs its how i assert my dominance
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>>22922702
>dat qt face
>dat cleavage
any other body parts you want to collect as trophies?
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>>22922663
I'll vote no so now you need 2 still.
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>>22922702
6'8" anon and I'd wreck you...
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>>22922702
One more vote yes and I'll post. Why not.
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>>22922733
yea
ears

>>22922774
clearly u werent listening i only like my men 5'3 or below also being wrecked does not sound fun it sounds painful
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>>22922839
>ears
getting van gogh vibes here
>otaku pillow
lol I thought that was only a male thing
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>>22920848
>tfw 5'4" guy
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>>22922839
>not wanting to collect elbow skin

I like to keep my weenus moisturized and I'm offended that you have no interest in it...
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>>22922663
I'm saying go for it
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>>22922865
no this is limited edition blazblue merch and i am a dedicated jin kisaragi fan pls show some respect

>>22922888
no i was gonna say feet because i love boy feets and ankles but thats attached to the leg really anything else on the body is just a bonus after the legs
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>>22922839
I did see you say you liked men 5'3 and under only. I think you're insanely hot, though. And wrecking doesn't have to be painful...
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>>22922936
What color are your eyes? Always thought you had brown eyes but they look blueish here.

Got any lip biting or smile pics? You have wonderful lips.
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>>22922936
Oh my goddess. *drool* I has a happy
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>>22922936
>wanting a boyfriend under 5'3

Its like you want your kids to grow up horribly and get fucking destroyed mentally. Not that much of a big deal I would never get serious or have kids with a chick under 5'9 but fuck I feel sorry for your future children.

>anon why are you so short? m-my parents are both 5'3 ;_;

>5'0-5'8 fun tier
>5'9+ marriage tier
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>>22923006
>never be able to play a competitive sport
>never taken seriously
>picked on
>shops at gap
>insecurity will be through the roof
>born into a lose lose situation
>no power over it
>mentally unstable because the trauma of being picked on
It really couldn't be worse. I;m sorry future anon-kun.
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>>22922975
theyre a dark blue, so in pictures with low lighting i can see how they look darker

>>22922979
i has a happy too

>>22923006
>implying i want to have kids
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>>22922936
>no this is limited edition blazblue merch and i am a dedicated jin kisaragi fan pls show some respect
im sorry i didn't realize it was such serious business. is the pillow still taller than you?
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>>22923026
>>22923006

fuck you shitheads

I'm 5'4" and I played multiple sports, have had multiple girls and women who give a shit about height are usually crappy people anyway.
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>>22923029
>dat puffy face.

More of that cuteness please.
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>>22923044
Lol insecure much?
>going straight to bragging about the chicks you get
>this much in denial
I'm sorry anon
>>22923029
>implying you wont grow out of the "I dont want kids phase"

I dont want kids anytime soon either but down the line when I settle down why wouldn't you want kids to pass on your genes and spoil the shit out of while having something to be proud of in this shitty life?

>too each their own
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>>22923029
Oh you look happies. And warm.
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>>22922355
what headphones?
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>>22923064
you wish, you gangly fucker
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>>22923041
it actually the exact same size as me. its a real struggle having to move it around

>>22923057
im sorry ill take more puffy face tmrrw

>>22923064
because i have awful genes and dont want my children to deal with the same shit ive dealt with my entire life
that and also kids are expensive and i dont like marriage

>>22923069
always and forever warm
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>>22923091
I need more of your smile to warm me. I'm rather cold atm.
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>>22923081
Kek, you are so insecure... Who gets this mad over a height comment on the internet?

If you were so "active" and got "so many chicks' you wouldn't give a shit what that anon said.

It's ironic how true little man syndrome is, they always have to prove themselves. Even online.

>stay small
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>>22923098
It aint napoleon syndrome when you "disproportionates" are mouthing off like you aint the losers that just grew an extra couple inches. Go drink some milk for those brittle bones and sore ankles rofl.
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>>22923064
If anything you're coming off just as insecure. It's like the only thing you're proud of is being tall, and it's the only thing you wanna pass onto your kids?
And then you occupy all your time, making up fantasies about short people >>22923026
Like, chill dude.
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>>22923091
>im sorry ill take more puffy face tmrrw
tomorrow then. Here's hoping anyway.

>because i have awful genes
you're very attractive though... are you chronically ill or something?
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>>22923091
>deal with the same shit ive dealt with my entire life

That's why you are supposed to have kids, so you can give them the life you never had.

>because i have awful genes
Easy fix, find a talk handsome guy and pray they get all his genes.

>kids are expensive
Everything is expensive, you cant put a price on happiness and experience.

>I dont like marriage
>implying you wont grow out of this either
I feel the same way no plan to get married for a long time but If I find "her" and am in love. Why not?

Shes gonna have to be amazing though, I dated a chick for 5years and she wasn't even up to par and marriage material.
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>>22923118
> and it's the only thing you wanna pass onto your kids?

What else do you need to pass on? Being tall in life instantly puts you ahead of everyone. Women will instantly find you more attractive. Jobs will be easier to obtain. You will no doubt have a better life.

Ask any chick in the world, being tall gets you all the pussy in the world and the opportunities are enormous.

I'm done derailing the thread though keep being insecure.
>>22923115
I'm sorry for your misfortunes.
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>>22923127
get a life bro, this is just sad.
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>>22923123
nope just chronically stupid and chronically awkward

>>22923127
>blah blah blah i know more about you than you do yourself
kids are gross and i see no reason to marry someone when i could be just as happy in a relationship that doesnt have a certificate attached
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>>22923134
Good looks, book smarts, a killer intuition, functional organs, a comfortable living, a long life; just to name a few things.
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>>22923156
>implying you cant be all of those and tall
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>>22923152
Whatever enjoy your shitty life
>>22923135
Says the "guy" throwing a fit and cursing because someone called you short.
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>>22923170
>What else do you need to pass on?
Just naming some things you could be proud instead of height.
Go ahead, be happy you're tall, but you don't have to be a dick about it.
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>>22923152
>nope just chronically stupid and chronically awkward

Can't be that bad, how old are you anyway? We're all dumb when young, it's apart of life (also akwardness is not really inheritable lol).
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Sup f a m

5'3 represent

Short bitches unite
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>>22923177
Sure buddy, have fun not being able to fit in cars and getting arthritis in your thirties.
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>>22923196
Lol that is awesome!
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>>22923196
yeah bby, I wanna carry you on my shoulders like a sexy duffle bag.
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>>22923210
Gracias
>>22923217
Well I do love to be carried like the queen I am
But ive never heard of someone carrying their duffel bag on their shoulders
A backpack maybe
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Omg, I think I walked in to heaven, here all of you have this <3 you gals are the reason I get up in the morning, just beautiful.
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>>22923243
You aint lived until you've carried your duffel bags over your shoulder, lemme tell you!

As for the queen part, you've got to work your way up to the queen carry. I'm talking caveman style bby, unga bunga.
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>>22923294
Aw okay. Well that's fun as well

How about a piggyback ride tho
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>>22923306
sure, but you got to promise to stick your arms out and make airplane noises as I run.
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>>22923026

I can't tell if you're a troll or just 17-20 years old honestly
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>>22923320
Another short anon?
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>>22923314
Sounds like a lot of leg and core strength involved
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>>22923346
you know it
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>>22923358
my squat is 140 btw.
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>>22923217
>>22923314
You are 5'4 shes not gonna be high enough up to be categorized as an airplane.
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>>22923358
>>22923367
Thats nice but I meant for me, having to stay on your back upright using only my legs to hold on
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>>22923389
I'll hold you tight so you dont fly away on me lol.
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>>22923394
If u say so
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>>22922482
Fucking 5'7. Too short and too tall.
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>>22923484
Digging the curls.
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>>22923484
stop and slop, puddin pop. Have the best night of your life.

Peace.
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>>22923091
>it actually the exact same size as me. its a real struggle having to move it around
Height comparison pic?
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>>22923484
I'll carry you under my queen :)
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Polar bear look
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>>22924843
Is "your queen" supposed to mean your dick
>>22923540
I dont speak Bill Cosby
>>22923512
Ay thanks
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>>22925035
No lol I meany I'll carry you around, my queen
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>>22925070
Lmao oh ok
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>>22923185
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my mom and my dad both have bad anxiety, as does my sister. so i blame them for all my shortcomings lmao
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i'm 5'0" but my gf says i'm 4'11" :((((((((
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>>22925185
> Tumblr; the relationship.
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>>22925166
>tfw you look at Caela in tight pants and pretend she has a bulge

Also post more feet
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>>22925166
You never seemed all that anxiety prone though.

On a side note those pants look abnormally low cut. Is this something new fashion trend?
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>>22922588
is that a one piece swimsuit?? :) I'm in love
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>>22921138
I love your hair
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>>22924871
thats cute as fuck
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>>22925772
>TIL wearing turtlenecks and jeans is being half naked
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>>22925778
You obviously missed the old thread so I'll ignore your comment.
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>>22925821
You seem triggered. You probably made that asian beta manlet gangbang thread
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>>22925772
That you neckbeard?
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>>22925853
Why would I make that? I'm not triggered at all girl. It's her life she can do whatever she wants. I was just being honest.
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>>22926023
>>22925853
If you are older then 18 and still blame your parents for your life you are immature as fuck. You are an adult act like it.
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>>22926041
Are you telling me this or referring to that young girl? I am confused
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>>22921138
>>22921395
>>22921665

Just want you to know that this is one of the best asses I've seen on /soc/ in a long long time.


Why do the short girls always have the best asses!
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>>22926071
I was referring to what ever you two were talking about.

From what I read she was blaming her parents for her personality/shortcomings and I was just agreeing with the anon.

You don't look like you rely on your parents or look immature.
>wut do I know tho :^)
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>>22926092
Haha oh ok I see where you are coming from.

Yeah as for me I havent relied on my parents for quite some time, and have gotten over the issues I had after I moved out
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>>22926108
Ya, I feel you. I didn't have a good childhood either I moved out when I could and moved on.

I definitely don't blame them for anything that goes on in my life or anything they did. Just a waste of time being mad at them.
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>>22926128
I think she meant her anxiety problems were passed on genetically but I getcha
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>tfw 1.77 manlet
>tfw short cuties only want giants
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>>22926492
but I only want a strong respiratory system
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>>22927707
Coolest short girl arrived. I demand more cool filenames.
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>>22927707
I'll have you know I can breathe like no ones business
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>>22927724
ah yes, here's one from me youthful days..back when I could outrun a rabid dog. pls remember me after I die

>>22927727
y u maek me celosa
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>>22927750
Great khan, when you die we'll make a thousand horses trample your grave and sacrifice a hundred slaves.
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5'1
hi!!
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>>22927750
I'm sorry, I actually lied. I have really bad post nasal drip and sometimes it's hard to breathe so don't be jealous just yet

>>22927766
dis nigga knows what's up
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>>22927773
y do i believe you're not real
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>>22927784
idk
i'm a slut for people who appreciate my height
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>>22927766
anon pls I'm actually quite terrified of horses..make sure they're sacrificed 2

>>22927777
your quads....they speak the utmost truth

>>22927797
can i b a slut for the size of ur camera lens
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Ever notice how all these short chicks play that creepy little girl role?

All these pedos encouraging it too.
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>>22927810
Is that your battle stance great khan??
>im also listening to jazz
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>>22927810
of all the damn times to roll quads it had to be talking about my stupid medical disfigurement. I really love your hair btw, you look cute today :~)
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>>22927813
damn, what's your damage, anon
it's called ephebophilia and it's my life
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>>22927810
How tall are you?
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>>22927820
pls, I assume a much deeper stance and pretend I'm taking a shit when my enemies approach. that way, they become slightly embarrassed for interrupting my shit and turn around while I wipe myself

>>22927823
the quads do as they please. we can be retarded medical disfigurement buddies together. I have a broken pinky that grew back the wrong way and it creeps a lot of people out when I show them, kek. u r 2 kind. my hair is a real pain in the ass...it actually looks pretty bad irl because I've had it in a hat all day. surprisingly, the camera is being nice to mi hair today
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>>22927900
5'3
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>>22927912
>B4UWREKYOSELF
my negro that wouldnt work here since we follow guerrilla warfare and we preffer to take enemies when they are taking a shit, thus rendered vulnerable
>we also call that the "power stance" for obvious reasons.
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>>22927912
Sounds like a plan! Now I'm curious and want to see the pinky plsssss. I like big ol' messy manes. Frizzier the better kek
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>>22927944
pls battle with me

>>22927959
sometimes I can't hit the "a" button on a keyboard and it hurts when it rains kek
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>>22928036
I can do that with my thumb.
fite me senpai
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>>22927959
oh and here is good picture of my awful frizz. gonna take mah baby out 4 a nice long walk. he's being moody today. I hope I don't go into cardiac arrest

>>22928057
as long as pinkies aren't involved, we can fite. my hands are creepishly small so let's just keep it hands-free. mebbeh only kicking
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>>22928069
As a tall guy im scared of your kicking range. Bring guns instead.
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>>22928036
I bet if you took up piano you could have a pretty good span. Although your hands do look a little small regardless lol
>>22928069
daaank. Is your hair just a lot longer now or was it just because it's more curly in that pic? Good luck on the walk, pls come back and don't die
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>>22928069

qt lion mane girl pls marry me
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>>22928036
mine is like that too, right hand tou.
basketball in my case, i put in the place myself and didnt take good care later so that happened
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>>22928069
legitimately the cutest and funnest femanon in this thread desu
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>>22927773
Polkadots. Was that bought at H&M?
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>>22927813
>>22927813
>>22927813
>>22927813
>>22927813
>>22927813
this desu senpai
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4 ft. 10 and full grown please execute me
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>>22923078
Haha, I need a new pair, those ones took some damage in shipping
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5'2 here
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>>22928960
Heya, you're very pretty, which is more of a blessing than being <5' tall is a curse...
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almost forgot

>obligatory

>>21668785

>>22817417
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>>22929648
Let that shit die. It's irritating. Which is, I know, why you posted it. But seriously, any value of humor that it once had, it no longer has.

It is, in the words of /soc/, stale.
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>>22929604
Chill with me? I'm only 1'2" taller than you.
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>>22925166
aww cae i didn't know.
anxiety is awful...
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>>22927773
Short and adorable. The things I'd do...
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>>22928960
I need a full body shot to see this 4'11' cuteness for myself.
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>>22930054
Aww :)
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Bump for more shorties
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>>22920848
>tfw 6'2
>tfw no 5'2 gf
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>>22928960
cute as fuuucccckkkkkkkkk - please more!
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5'2
>tfw no 6'0 long haired qt to hold me close at night
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>>22932616
>6'4"
>Dick as long and thick as a short skinny girl's thigh
>Weighs less than some dumbells I use
>Can let her bury face in my chest and curl up as I keep her warm and close

I do believe this is the limit for how hard I can get. Like, anymore and I may start popping vessels.
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>>22922839
>Jin Kisuragi
>Not Noel or Lamba-11

So you actually know how to play the game, awesome.

Why not Carl though? Can't beat that dual threat.
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>>22932706
>Not Arakune
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>>22932616
Oh my god you are gorgeous... Care to post another?
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>>22931820
Glad you liked!

Be on the west coast, USA, and it might maybe happy.
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>>22932616
We could marry and buy an AE86 sup.
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>>22932721

Pssssh, minions got nothing on my robot companion.
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>>22922403
I vote yes. Post em' m8
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>>22932827
>Playing Blazblue instead of Guilty Gear anyway
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>>22932906
i have a ky pillow too ayyyyy lmao
xrd was my life when it came out, admittedly haven even finished chronophantasma yet

>>22932706
>implying jin is any better than lambda
seriously jin is so mid tier its not even funny but i am in agreeance with noel she got straight up nerfed but i fucking loved chained revolver spammed that shit like it was my birthday
just like how i used to spam ice car (rip) jin became so much less fun to play after cs
carl is fun to play but sometimes execution can be weird with him, or maybe its jsut me idk i dont deserve him

>>22932721
im shit at arakune dont judge me also hes not a cute boy
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5 foot. I'm the girl, duh.
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>>22933048
Arakune is my husbando, I'd totally buy a love pillow fightstick with him on it. And I haven't even played Xrd yet, I'm stuck waiting for it to come out on PC ;-;.
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>>22933120
i feel like on bururaji they used to always joke about making an arakune body pillow, but i cant remember if they ever actually did. i would buy it
i want azraels booby mouse pad
>I haven't even played Xrd yet
you'll love it, i was actually starting to dislike the gg franchise because so many of the later releases where kinda getting meh but xrd definitely saved all of it
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>>22933063
U r a qt
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>>22933146
Yeah it does look pretty fun and it's the first actually new game I'm forever since they just kept rehashing XX. I can't wait to see my other husbando Slayer in glorious 3d model form and the new lion dude looks fun as well. I think the PC release has been announced now so I may not have to wait too long, what console do you play on.
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>>22933063
How about a body pic then?
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>>22933048

Jin is mid-tier, but that's what pisses me off, fuck tiers. My first character I picked up was Tager and my buddy played Jin and we were both good enough to have great spars, but goddamn they just don't like any sword character that isn't Ragna.

Carl takes a delicate and schizo approach, your thumbs have to be thinking about him and sis at the same time, and acting independently. Seriously the most rewarding character to learn I've ever had the pleasure to in a fighting game.

>Landing first legit, competitive Astral

It's like winning the lotto, a ten minute orgasm and murdering someone all at the same time. It was Tager too, so shit was off the rails.

Speaking of, anyone watch the EVO finals from this year? I've never seen so many come from behind rounds before.
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>>22933154
Daw thanks
>>22933221
okayy
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>>22933256
You have to be 18 to post here...
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>>22933256

Holy shit shades kid is friend-zoned so hard, does he know it?
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>>22933272
I think thats a she lol
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>>22933275

I see a teens mustache though...
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>>22933287
>>22933289
Mexican girl?
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>>22933272
He knows it, this pic is a year old. He's dating a girl who "reminds him of me". Poor kid.
This is me now
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>>22933309
bitch is heartless af
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>>22933309
lmao
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>>22933309
Wtf this is a completely different person, am I being trolled? Probably just too tired to notice
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>>22933256
That's better. Your have a super nice body.

>>22933309
And holy shit those eyes...
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>>22933309

So it goes, well it's his fault for either not being forward with you or just not being appealing enough.

I don't get people who think it's tragic or the girl's fault, it's a simple matter of taking care of yourself and not being a sperg or girls won't give a shit.

That said I wouldn't hesitate to hit on your...or any girls in this thread, seriously damn, all ya'll cute as hell and I wanna chat and fuck however you want to.
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>>22933329
I change my hair a lot. Facial structure is the same despite hair/makeup differences
>>22933334
Thanks!
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>>22933353
lol thanks. He never told me and I'm clueless. I now have a serious boyfriend and I'm pretty sure he's over me, he just talks about how his girlfriend reminds him of me. I hope he doesn't still like me, I live 300 miles away now.
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>>22933220
even though i love ky i ended up maining millia a lot during xrd despite how shitty her defense was, it was a fun change of pace
ive always played on ps with the madcatz blazblue fightstick

>>22933245
>tager
god bless your soul
believe it or not in cp extend jin is significantly better than ragna, and moving from cs to cp ragna was brought down quite a bit
im actually trying to learn kokonoe right now, shes always been my favorite character and i was so glad to see she got such great mechanics and damage in cp and then they fucking absolutely nerfed her in cp extend, i was so mad
>EVO
never got around to it, im actually pretty detached from the fighting game tournaments
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>>22933355
Could you post a belly pic?
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>>22933355
Im blind so everyone looks different
>>22933365
>serious boyfriend
Mfw
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>>22933355
I love colored hair. It's so hot
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>>22933366
I didn't know madcatz made a blazblue stick, I guess it's just a TE with different art, I've always used my trusty madcatz Chun Li stick. I've played a bit of Milia in XX, how different are the characters generally in Xrd?

>>22933245
I watched EVO but not blazblue, I'm much more of a traditional fighting game player than an anime player really.
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>>22933430
>I guess it's just a TE with different art
thats 100% what it is, and i payed extra money for that art
>too dedicated
generally in terms of gameplay its most like XX, i know they removed throwbacks and force breaks but i cant remember what else
the biggest change imo is the blitz thing which is basically just an extra boost of defense to stun the other player for a quick sec
they also made roman cancels less stupid
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>>22933366
>Tager

I always feel a kinship with the biggest, burliest dude in any game. He's so fucking funny to, I do a spot on impression of all his catch phrases.

>CP Extend

Haven't dove in yet, guess I should get it. Ragna is their Ryu, so he might not have the damage output he used to, but he'll always be spammable and easy to play.

Fuck, can't find the video of it. It was Azrael vs Litchi and was just fun to watch. I honestly think the Litchi player needed to be boxed in before he could get it together, chaining distortions together, pole dancing like the best stripper in Vegas. Helluva show.
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>>22933365
>>22933355

He does and you know he does, and you don't have to feel bad about it at all. If nothing else he needs to figure out how to move on like an adult.
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>>22928069
whats wrong with your longs?
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>>22933487
That sounds good, I don't really feel like learning a whole new game. And don't worry about it, I spent considerably more money to have a picture of Chun Li on my TE.
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Bump for more shorties
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Hi fgts what yall up to
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>>22934130
Well hey it's my favorite regilar! Just chilling for the night. What are you up to?
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>>22934174
Chillin is always good. Just made some delicious cookies after a long day of work. Also got a nice fat stack of cash today (payday) so im feeling pretty great
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>>22934130
>>22933355
>>22932616
>>22927773
>>22927750
Quick question for you small girl: How u feel about small man? (and by small I mean under 5'11)
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>>22934198
Oh hell yes. Those look delicious. Treat yourself!
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>>22934202
Ive always "preferred" tall guys (current bf is 6'2) but ive dated several guys under 5'11. Last ex was barely 5'7
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>>22934215
but would you say that its a feature you're looking for a guy?
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>>22934242
Its never been a huge deal desu, being tall is a plus but not something I ever specifically sought out
>>22934214
I ate too much ugh
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>>22934258
There's no such thing as eating too much.
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tfw 6'8''
fuggin short girls a best
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>>22934269
Ugh yes there is I feel sick
>too much sugar
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>>22934303
Oh man yeah sugar will fuck you up...
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>>22932800
Aw I never been to the west coast :/ I'm from Texas
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>>22934602
Must be Eastern side of the state... or near San Antonio?

Portland, OR, reporting in; and would welcome you.
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>>22934312
Yeah though now im feeling a little better :)
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>>22934659
SHE HAD A POOP GUISE!
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>>22934669
Nah the cookies just settled in my tummy

Do people usually poop immediately after eating or something
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>>22934711
You leave my 5th grade sense of humor alone.
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>>22922482
>too short to be with normal-sized qts
>too tall (or still too short) to be with short qts


Fucking end me, famnons.
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>>22934719
Nevahhhh
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>>22933309
Like you better as a brunette, desu.


Like you better less cold, tbqh
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>>22925166
>shortcomings
>short

heh...heh heh
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>>22932688
yes pls senpai ;-;
>>22932781
ty anon ;-;
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>>22934792
Don't you have work?

Or maybe some driving to do, squish?
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>>22932822
you had me at ae86
>>22934202
i prefer the guy to be taller than me but most of the time that isnt hard since i'm short. honestly i'm attracted to tall guys, like 6'0+, but if you're an attractive guy who i got along with and are below that height it's not like it's a deal breaker or anything.
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>>22934792
I love how wide open your eyes are in this picture.
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>>22934792
sadly enough i was just listening to this.
JUST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jDiAcqbO0c
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>>22934792
U so prettay
>>
I hate this BS.

I love short girls. I love fucking short girls. I love holding a short girl at night.

But I would never marry or have children with a short girl because I'm not ruining my children's height genetics.

It's so fucked up. I hate it.

fsdgrrgsad
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>>22934832
Leave'm to me, me lad. My genes are strong enough fo' that
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>>22934832
Womp womp

Luckily we dont need ur dumb genes anyway
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>>22934798
i just got off work and actually i do have driving to do but im putting it off lol
>>22934808
yeah i look terrified haha
>>22934809
leany tune time
>>22934817
y-you too ;-;
>>22934832
hey just saying both my brother and sister are taller than average, i'm the only one who ended up being short. i have a short mom and tall dad, so maybe your kids will be normal height.
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>>22934864
Not terrified, so much as surprised.

Anyway, you're gorgeous, just wanted to let you know.
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>>22934839

5'7" is the ideal female height.

It's just I love picking up short girls, towering over them, and wrapping my arms around them.

Plus, they're all just generally really tight and feel good.
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>>22934792
Anytime if you want to get contacts.
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>>22934874
bro story co
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>>22934864

Your face is good enough to make babies with, but I'm 6'0". If I have a son, he won't make varsity with a short mother. :/
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>>22934887
Nice underhanded insult there.
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>>22934887
>today in school
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>>22934907
>>22934891

Nigga this is realtea.

The struggle for liking shorties is real. It's a guilty pleasure, which will have no happy ending.
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>>22934920
So fucking move along.

Telling women that you'd fuck them, but that they're not good enough for anything more than that for something so immaterial as your son not being able to make varsity in some sport is as insulting as it is ignorant.
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5' 4", guess I'm a little too tall haha
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>>22934937
You wish you were as alpha as he is.
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>>22934942
>doesn't even know what a neg is
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>>22934942
Yup. Totally it.
>>
>>22934952
>sarcasm
>>
>>22934937
>>22934942
>>22934952
>>22934961
>>22934962

It's like I stumbled into reddit
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5'3" and a shitty camera photo e
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>>22934869
thank you ;-;
>>22934887
oh ok
>>
>>22934962
>me too
>was also phone
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>>22934979
So you're a little chubbs... but holy shit, them titties... I'd love to spend some time getting to know them...

>>22934980
You're welcome. I hope to see you around in these threads more often.
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>>22923243
I think my heart just melted
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>>22934990
>tfw you will see her around in the threads
>tfw she will not travel around the country inside an A86 with you and die in a car crash trying to drift up a mountain
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>>22934920
>5'0-5'8 fun tier
>5'9+ marriage tier
Words to live and die by trust me.
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Lets do a shot u boring niggas

>>22934938
Qt
>>22934992
:)
>>22934979
Hot
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>>22935003

5'9"+ is getting a little Amazonian. Yes, great genes, but I dunno if marriage material.

We could both fight off home invaders pretty well though.
>>
>>22934887
>>22935003
i like seeing that the height thing isnt a double standard and that guys hate short girls for that superior gene pool almost as much as girls hate short guys

>>22934733
too tall gotta be 5'3 for me bb

>>22933588
definitely not overly different, if anything just improved.
chun li original babe, i always liked cammy growing up tho, dont play much street fighter nowadays desu

>>22933507
im just awful with tanks like tager but i mastered cerebella in skullgirls so maybe i can move onto bigger and better territory like tager
>It was Azrael vs Litchi and was just fun to watch
love litchi players, one of my friends mains as her and its always fun
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>>22935017
Let's do it. Bottoms up
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>>22935051
I'm 5'8"

Can't you just wear high heels all the time when we're together?

...what the fuck am I saying? Is this opposite day?
>>
>>22935057
Youre not drink jaeger are you :^)
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>>22935051

I dated a short QT girl.

She even posted on /soc/ frequently a couple of years ago.

I knew I could never stay with her in the long term due to her brown eyes and shortness :(((((((
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>>22935099
Nothing wrong with it. :p
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>>22935149
Lol post your pic faggot let's see your perfect genetics
>>22935151
Yuckkkk
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>>22935149
>I could never stay with her in the long term due to her brown eyes and shortness

You are literally a homosexual.
>>
>>22935051

Tanking a specialty, in life and fighting games. Stout D and lots of thumping. Don't even have to be throw characters, loves me some Q in 3rd Strike.

The best Litchi players don't use the poll all that much, but when they do it just looks like a ballet.

>13" too tall

Damn, woman, c'mon have an ogre for play and an imp to stay.
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>>22935166

>literally
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>>22935068
honestly 5'8 is a fine height i feel like most girls date guys around that height

>>22935149
at least i have blue eyes so i have somethin goin for me

>>22935169
>c'mon have an ogre for play and an imp to stay.
beautiful poetry, truly touched my heart
but srsly 5'3 or get out
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>>22928072
I kick bretty high

>>22928082
lil bit of both, my friend. I'm getting bored of my hair but won't do anything about it. mi hands r 2 small for lyfe

>>22933564
asthma that's been getting worse over the years, shitty bronchitis etc

>>22928091
soundz gud

>>22934202
doesn't matter as long as he's taller than I am

>>22935017
cheeeeerrrrrrrz m8
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>>22935196
Ah, aren't you the latina who suffers from swampass?
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>>22935203
yeeee (but really only my face and my back sweat a lot, kek) I do not look cute at the gym either way.
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>>22935196
>>22935017
>>22934979
>>22934938
Hey I just saw you in this thread on 4chan and I know a lot of guys are going to pounce on me for this but you really shouldn't come to this site and if you do especially not /soc/. I only read some of the comments and it looks like you are taking it well but sometimes people post really bad stuff on here and I don't think you are ready for it. America is a country I have a lot of interest in and that's one of the reasons I come to 4chan, I know a little bit about your culture from school and the books I have read and I don't think your honor based upbringing is really going to understand what the kids on this forum do.

They are probably going to try to make you show your breasts (write stuff like Tits or GTFO) or something like that or post violent pics. Some people on here even joke about incest. I don't want to come off as lecturing you but I just don't know why you came here. Did some white guy you are dating tell you to come to this site? He probably thought it would be funny to see your reaction when people start posting things that you can't handle.

I hope you take my advice, I don't really know what else to say except you might want to try memecentral that is usually where decent people go to talk to people from other countries. I'm not just doing this because you are so pretty or something like that, I realize you are thousands of miles away and there isn't much of a chance that we could ever meet each other. I just want you to know that you deserve better than this site and whatever creepy white guy sent you here, you should be with someone that respects you and doesn't put you in an awkward position like this. I like 4chan and I like /soc/ but I just don't want to see you get hurt here
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>>22935196
>doesn't matter as long as he's taller than I am
well that would be a rare find indeed.
>I kick bretty high
Idk famiglia still worried tho
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>>22935212
>this whole post
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>>22935208
Doesn't matter. Sweaty women can be a turn on.

>>22935212
Okay. THIS is a white-knight. The term is thrown around too loosely on 4chan... but this is the textbook definition.
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>>22935212
>when I think of u hurting :'^(
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>>22935196
Ayyy welcome back best girl. Small hands are so cute though. How was your day?
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>>22935212
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>>22935193

Green eye master race is top tier.

Blue eyes are acceptable.

Brown will never work :(
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>>22935212
That reminds me i need to take my meds.
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>>22935212
You know what you're looking at?

Yeah, that's right. A gnostic atheist with an IQ of 162 on the WAIS-4 scale. I've received numerous invitations to Mensa, all of which I have declined. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading at a collegiate level when I was eight. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They're already calling me the next Nikola Tesla. I'm working on a theory right now which is basically Einstein's Theory of Relativity, except expanded -- which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize. You've all allowed your minds to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here; the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably all gifted at one point, but you spend your entire days looking at dumb pictures of Japanese cartoons. You don't even have the spine to embrace your own culture.

What's worse is how all of you so confidently hide behind your veil of anonymity. It's because when you are inevitably met with crushing failure or embarrassment in one form or another, you can simply keep on posting and no one will be any the wiser that it was you. This results in you no longer striving for perfection, and instead settling into not a pattern of experimentation, but one of mediocrity.

I hate every one of you, and I have little doubt that if I ever met any of you in a debate I could smash your intellects beneath mine like a sledgehammer to a grape.


>>22935213
shh no worry pls I'm harmless

>>22935223
>>22935228
>not appreciating stale pasta

>>22935230
they are creepy, I assure you. day was iiight, didn't get out of work till about an hour ago so that's kinda lame. how bout you?
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>>22935193
Great. I'll pick you up at 8 for our date. Contact?


>tfw actually have two tickets to midnight screen of Star Wars and have no one to go with.

We could be alone together, cumdumpster.
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>>22935193

>Get out

That's gonna take a couple minutes, but you can start getting dressed if you want.
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>>22935247
Them academic bona fides are pretty amazing.

For what it's worth, I've got degrees in chemistry and physics, so I'm no slouch myself.
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>>22935247
They only look creepy if they're like pic related. My day was pretty alright, other than having to brave the fairly cold weather we had today.
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>>22935264
I can twitch my butt and that makes my dick move.
Almost as impressive right lads?
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>>22935264
anon pls that's just copy pasta..I can't even tell if you're going along with it or not at this point lel. either way, good job for confusing me
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>>22935264
>>22935247
Didn't think I'd kek
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>>22935277
I had a feeling you were being sarcastic by the tone of your post.
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>>22935244
but brown eyes on boys are best :^)

>>22935251
i said fine for most girls you're still too tall for me
>cumdumpster
now thats just rude

>>22935253
can you explain the innuendo because i dont get it the joke was wasted on me
>>
janitors why did you delete my post what did i do to hurt you
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>>22935273
lel, I think I'm a bit too self-conscious about them in that case. I'm jealous of your cold weather. embraec it 4ever

>>22935278
proud of u
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>>22935291

Well, it was intended to imply that as I stared into you with my brown eyes, upon your instruction to 'get out', I would proceed to remove my erect phallus from within you, as we had been having coitus you see. Alas, due to the length and girth of my phallus, it would take a good while yet before it would be fully exhumed from your genital cavity. As such, you might choose to initiate redressing yourself as that proceeded.
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>>22935291
It's a term of endearment, I assure you.

I know! I could walk around while doing the limbo everywhere we went.

Are you really going to look into these big ol' brown eyes of mine and say no?

>>22935291
>can you explain the innuendo because i dont get it the joke was wasted on me

As in he so balls deep he's gotten stuck...I think. Lame joke, lame that you didn't get it, and lame explanation from me.
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>>22935273
Yo small fingers are creepy
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>>22935324
Just surround yourself in ice cubes to simulate my life, it's pretty fantastic really
>>
>>22935291

Apparently between my brown eyes and being 6'4" I am crushing it, then.
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>>22935291

>but brown eyes on boys are best

...for showing poor genetics.

I finished that sentence for you.
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>>22935348
>poor genetics

>brown eyes see better and are less prone to eye problems and diseases

>blue eyes don't see as well and are more prone to eye problems and diseases

>brown is DOMINANT
>blue is recessive
>blue is "pretty"
>brown is masculine, sexy

You're touting a kek gene meant as a feminine feature.
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>>22935330
how would i get dressed if your dick was still in me

>>22935331
yea because you're not 5'3 and you're the cumdumpster let me fuck you with my strap on

>>22935346
6'4 too tall you'll squish me

>>22935348
I think light eyes are cute on guys with dark hair but that never happens
blond hair and blue eyes on boys rarely looks good, dark features are always better
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>>22935376

Blonde hair is pretty bad on a guy. I agree.

Green eyes will always be top tier.

Green eyes + dirty blonde long hair on a girl, yes... yes... .. . . .yes. Especially if she's 5'7" and has a fit body.
>>
>>22935376

Well, you couldn't get your bottoms on, not all the way, but you could get your top on, freshen up, get ready for your day...because we've been fucking all night.

Point is, you only date guys under 5'7", you'll never know what it's like to be ragdolled. Think about it, never having a utterly powerful male hold you up like you hold a puppy, an impossibly large cock filling you in ways you never thought possible, jostling you like a rollar coaster to orgasm after orgasm.
>>
>>22935392
sounds like the perfect girl to me, no complaints here

>>22935396
i hate overly dominating guys and am completely turned off by the idea of being treated like a sex doll in bed so i guess its a good thing i only like short guys now
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>>22935376

Eh, I prefer to be on the bottom anyways.
>>
>>22935422

Who said anything about dominating? I'm talking about raw, animal, screaming sex. Fuck fetishes, all about just that good ole fashioned hard fucking.
>>
Short girls are a miracle of the universe. I just want to hug their tiny little heads into my chest and pat them on the head until the end of time.
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>>22935422

She is... And she was a stripper and now works for a large law firm making bank.

Granted she was OCD, and I suspected that she might be a serial killer, but fuck. Dat body she had from rock climbing.
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>>22935438
cool so i can fuck you with a strap on too?

>>22935447
>utterly powerful male hold you up like you hold a puppy
you cant even lie and tell me you werent describing dom/sub there
however you wanna label it whatever you're depicting sounds awful and something i hope i never experience
call me vanilla but thats just the way i rumble baby S:^)

>>22935456
sounds like someone hasnt moved on yet
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>>22935479

Not what I meant, but sure, why not?

Other than being too tall, of course.
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>>22935479

>tfw I have had perfection

;_;
>>
>>22935479

I was just saying it would be easy to hold you.

So it goes, both our loss.
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>>22935479

Also, fuck yeah Abbey Road.
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>>22922482
>tfw too short to be master race
>tfw too tall to have a qt blonde waifu
5'9 guy here
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>>22922482

Wait... Are those hands where your feet should be?
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>>22934907

6'3" chub reporting in. Love love love short girls.
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>>22922482
5'3 asian manlet

where do I sign up
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>>22935000
that could be us anon
we can move to japan and deliver tofu around mt haruna until we're ready to be the faster drivers out there
>>
>>22935780
Idk what is the most depressing part of it all, the fact that it might never happen, or the fact im still awake.
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>>22935780

Owning a car over there is really damn expensive. Gas, taxes and just commuting is a pain.
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>>22935901
ayy its worth it tho to be the drift king
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>>22935196
I'll donate you my lung anytime bby <3
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>>22936304
Would you mind posting a belly pic?
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I'm 5'2 but I don't feel like it's anything to be proud of. Short girls look fucking weird if they aren't stick thin. I'm working on getting there.
Keep on keeping on with your fetish though, power to ya.
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>>22937590
I don't really like stick thin. I think girls under 5'2" look just fine with some hips.
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>>22935479
Caela, can you do full body pic doing some stretchy shit? It would be cool to see in normal attire too.
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>>22937109
i need to tone up lol
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>>22938217
>>22938217
69/10
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>>22938217
I like the curves, though. Perfect placement for hands right thurr. Show moar plz?
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>>22938217
Hotness. More please?
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>>22921064
oh i love your style
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>tfw measured myself i'm now 5"4 and no longer 5"3
;_;
Goodbye short world. Please stay cute for me, girls, so i can live through you vicariously.
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>>22938217
No idea you were a Texas fan. Hook 'em!

Always glad to see my alma mater.

Also, I'm the one who liked your surprised face last night.
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>>22938239
>>22938252
>>22938254
ty ;-;
>>22938287
honestly i've never even been to texas i'm from kansas ;-;
still a fan tho
and ohi
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>>22938278
You!

I like you.
>>
>>22938311
check'd

And an ass to match. Fuck yeah!

If you could tease us with more of that, maybe bending over and pulling pants down from a profile view...
>>
>>22938311
Ass is looking tight. Loving it. Love to see even more.
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>>22938361
If only she could me lad, if only she could...
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>>22938311
You should come visit Texas sometime. I'll get you some limited access at Texas sports events. Connections are good.
>>
>>22938358
R-Really?
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>>22938515
Yeah! I've seen you post before. You're cute as hell. Nice style + face. You're not too tall at all. You're a pretty, little lady, imo.
>>
throwing this a bump too
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>>22922355
name for research?
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>>22938987
Character is Super Sonico

My name is a mystery, it's out there though. People call me 'leaf' though
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>>22939004
Carson isn't too much of a mystery name
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>>22938278
If you are not a trap be my waifu pls
>>
Who tryna get the pipe

>>22938311
>>22938217
>>22935196
>>22935017
qt pies
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>>22939211
>wanting to waifu
>not sure about sex
Sit down.
>>
>>22938278
You're adorable!
Would waifu
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>>22934979
i would fuck you sooo hard
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>>22938217
Me too X(
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>>22941140
Jesus, I'd love to peel that leotard off of you...
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>>22941140
Those thighs yummy
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>>22921064
>>22921101
oh my

You're adorable
>>
>>22938217
God your tummy is so nice...
>>
>>22941164
I got it to wear under skirts but it is wayyyy uncomfy. Its like a thong
>>22941182
Not as good as they used to but thank u
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