New Austhread because I spent my day rearranging rooms and in

>>22868523
18/m/6102 - 6154
looking for people to hang with
how are you OP?

2110, lurking as usual.

27/m/2166
What's up niggas

20/F/4017

>>22868931
27/M/4128

Getting storms up your way too?

It's smashing down here.

23/m/2914 any other Canberrafags in here?

3171/m/21/fat

Just go out of hospital for a drug OD, feels great man.

>>22868709

Why two postcodes? Or are you just giving an available range?

And I'm fine thank you anon, full of dinner because I have terrible impulse control and went for seconds on something that I knew would fill me up completely half way through.

>>22868953

Did you inject 4 marijuanas?

>>22868940
It's super overcast and windy here. >.<

American here, met my first Australian at an airport bar today

>Walk into bar
>tall, tan, muscular man comes up to me
>he has a Budweiser in one hand and a small dog in the other
>"Oi mate, I'll sell ya a dog for fifty dolla"
>Decline
>"C'mon mate, it's good eatin"
>Decline again, go order food
>He's next to me at the bar, yelling at the American football game
>In the time it takes to eat my fries he drinks 6 Budweisers
>Each time he slams the glass on the bar and yells "Another, mate!"
>Pay and go to leave
>Australian is trying to leave without paying
>Dog is pissing in a corner

21/m2261

>>22869001
>>22869001
Nice.. I'd trade you. All my clothes are out on the line getting drowned.

Kik: brisanon

Feel free to add me :)

>>22869009

Seems legit.

Almost never see anyone from SA in these threads.

5008.

>>22869173
Until now. What up buddy? 5095

>>22869225
Nothing interest unfortunately. Ran into someone I didn't want to see in town last night. Feeling pretty flat today.

Was going to go for a ride (motorcycle), but the day went past a bit quicker than expected.

Yourself?

M/22 for the record. Forgot that bit.

4053, nothing's happening here with me. I got my treadmill delivered yesterday, gonna go cardiobunny mode for 3 months until I can lift and throw cunts around in judo once my shoulder heals.

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23 m 4212

stormy as fuck up north.

>>22869225
>>22869173

5038 here. Aus threads always so quiet.

>>22869236
>>22869288
Not much I just got back from the Glendi Greek Festival. It was ok. Doing shit all now.
24/M for the record.

>>22869288
I used to live in 5038 not too long ago.

>>22869298
Usually go for food, didn't this year.

Editing some footage to pass the time now.

>>22869288

I remember this time last year the Australian userbase of 4chan was very active. Austhreads hitting bump limits twice a week in /soc/ and at least one thread a night on /b/ usually two.

>>22869288
yo the other 5038 here, i've seen you post quite a few times. I think i gave you shit about coles or some shit. go outside and blow a whistle, i'll probs hear you

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>>22869328
>5038
>Coles
Might've seen me when I lived there.

>>22868953
Sorry to hear that anon. 3199 here

>>22869328
>>22869288

>go outside and blow a whistle

Please somebody do this.

>>22869334
I heard there was quite a few /o/ anons who went to the Adelaide car shows, were you part of that?

>>22868523
I bet I'm a even older fart / m / 2200

Hey I'd be happy for a meetup but a lot of times I can't really be arsed heading into the city.

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>>22869364
Nah, I haven't been to any car shows recently. Just been doing my own thing for awhile now.

My old bike used to get spotted quite a bit around Adelaide.

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>>22869338
It's ok, i just want a GF to hug me

>>22869313
I remember these days

18/4703/m
anyone around?

>>22869328

I will if you blow me. Plz

>>22869380

I'd meet with someone, except there has been somebody near me.. twice. Once they responded only to the OP, once they were passing through and I saw it several days after the fact. So no /soc/ialising outside the internet.

>>22869452
23/m/4068

>>22869452
doesn't help at all being that far from anywhere of course. never been to alb so what is there to do out there?

4151. 25 M. About to vainly attempt to improve myself in a gym. Wouldn't mind some company, preferably of the feminine variety.

>>22868523
Melbourne grills where are you?

19 m 2463
Any anime girls out there???

>>22869550
dyin

>>22869495

why they suck to workout with, height differences and constantly having to drop the weight to allow for there difference in strength.

>>22869593
oh and 3550 30 m

>>22869579
im into that necro shit

I mean, mostly just to meet and chill with, then ride our endorphin highs straight into a between-sheets shindig. But yeah, I guess the biomechanics of a 6'4 dude and your average woman are not your ideal cohesion for a productive gym session....

>>22869634

>chill
>gym

choose one.

Add sexygirlrrrr4 on snapchat
I'm a little whore

>>22869242
I might go for a run with you sometime this week if it isn't too hot.

19/M/3350
spent all day recovering from yesterdays piss up wallowing in self pity, sup?

38/M/4519

>>22869313
A few years ago there were constant Aus threads in /b/. I don't visit /soc/ all that much... I think this is the first time in a year?

>>22869380
I'm possibly older. I'm possibly older again after tomorrow.

>>22869550
Melbourne. Obvious, no?

>>22869468

Er, Brisbane is not close to Albury, friend.

>>22869490

In short, nothing much. There's an Intencity here, that always kind of weirds me out in a 90s sort of way... Wineries just down the road, if you're into that sort of thing (I'm not), some pretty wetlands and landscapes generally. It's basically just a large town...

19/m/2220
meet up with me and drink beers and get traaaassshed

>>22869722
Happy birthday for tomorrow anon, even then I will still be 4more north of ya, drink to that greying thinning hair to look forward to.

>>22869743
Why does intencity intencity weird you out? I never spent much time at timezone back in the day but don't know why it would feel weird.

>>22869800

It's just that I remember seeing/going to those sorts of arcades when I was young, but then (in Canberra, at least) they all died out. So it's really about point of reference - one of the last times I actively remember going to/seeing them was when I was a lot younger. Makes me feel like I've time travelled...

0380

24/m/2203

Depression...

23/m/2173
just found out that my recently ex-gf has moved on with another guy suspiciously fast and I was still a bit hung up on her.
Not anymore, now I think I need a rebound.

>>22869903

It might just as easily not be suspicious. Loneliness isn't fun and it's easy to feel lonely/cling to the first thing that comes along after a break up.

>>22869688
Ehhh...I got a treadmill so I could jog with a fan in front of my face, not in this damn weather :P Maybe in a few weeks once I've gotten through a bit of this c25k program I can hold my own in the heat!
>spent an hour trying to squeeze the enormous machine into my basement with a busted shoulder
>literally the moment i get it in, I remember it can be folded which would have made it almost effortless

still looking forward to getting back into jogging though!

How much can you run?

>>22869910
It's not really suspicious but she did mention while we were dating that it seemed like this guy had a crush on her and they worked together so who knows. My issue is I'm slightly too introverted to go out and find someone to offload a bit of affection

>>22869745
Chink faggot. Tell your mum to come out and I'll fuck her. I love Asian pussy.

>>22869916

You had a girlfriend in the first place, so you must be at least semi-capable of interacting with the opposite gender...

Is there anyone already within reach who could receive the affection?

>>22869800
It's kind of hilarious. Haven't gone grey yet - just a touch of the ol' Reed Richards. No thinning either.

That said, I more than make up for it with weight.

>>22868907
Sup fellow northern syd anon?

2122 m 27

>>22868523
6169/m/23 just looking to hang
Hit me up on skype cause I rarely check back on these threads - kkingeh

4812.

> mfw I like girls and guys, but nobody likes me.

Anybody else around here?

>>22869914
I can run probably 200m then take a couple of minutes break, do another hundred and couple minutes break 3 or 4 more times, so maybe half a k, I am unfit as fuck. But I look healthy.

5033, work at a local pizza store, wouldn't be surprised if I've served some of you nerds.

Any melbourne folks?
27/f
Sarahsaurasrex on Skype

2176 m/22

kik me: flipnizzle

looking for friends and honest convos

>>22870722
27/m
3155. Out in the burbs.

4814, Townsville represent

>>22870195
oh cool, I doubt I could do that atm..
Have you heard of the c25k program? I did it when I was 16, got up to running 5k every morning and was gonna train for a 10k run after it but I didn't have the nutrition to keep up.

Shameless plug for the kik group #socaus

Bored 2112 here
Anyone for Kik chat?

>>22868931
4509 Representing. 30/M/4509

>>22874461
Yeah sure. I ain't from NSW though.
Whats your kik?

4870/m

never any cairns friends

>>22870117
4811, 18 M

2112 here again. New device, new ID.
Anyone know of a room available in the north?

27/m
7000, hobart
Bored, gf at work

>>22868523
Smoking dmt in 5000

4551 here. I've done nothing but get high and listen to split enz all day. Feels great

Buying a dildo I'm Sydney
Any good online shops to recommend?

>>22869173

5125 here

M/27 before anyone asks

i'd recommend taking the train to somewhere you never go, getting out the monies then buy it in person from a sex shop (possibly daunting for you). but at least your getting what you want and the evil government wont know what kind of deranged sex fiend you are

>>22872269
4740 What up NQ brother?

>>22875024
>>22875149
whoops that was for that post... too much beer im afraid

>>22875157
What about online though?

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Kiwifag here

I wanna pick fruit and stay in hostels save up to go to china and speak English I'm meeting a American girl who Teaches English in china who will take me back to china after with her and I can learn how to get dem cash jobs there.

Any AUSfags down to go backpacking after picking fruit.

>>22875166
i can't remember the place my ex used to get them from. most sites that look pretty good, and have effort put in are ok

>>22875166
well the joy about going into the store is the fact after you deal with the whole salesperson asking you if you need any help and you awarkrdly mumbling no im fine, you get to gaze upon what you might be taking home. it gives you a better idea of size and what not. then pay and put it in your bag/backpack and no ones the wiser.
but if online is a must i gues adult shop . com or pretty much any from el google. all much of a muchness, more selection perhaps but more waiting time and do you really want the postman fondling your brand new throbbing dong... hell he might take it for his own use

>>22872269
4812.

How are things with you?

>>22875072
>5125
Just far enough east that it stops being shit again.

>>22874583
23/F.

You were in the last thread, right?

>>22875209
yeah and imagine the embarrassment when the package doesn't fit through your mailbox slot and you have to go to the post office to collect it, it festooned with adultshop.com logo's...

and before you cry that it's in plain packaging, I ordered some stuff from SAX in the city once, and it arrived with their logo in the corner - the courier smiled when he delivered it and said "somebody is going to have a good time" lol

>>22872269
>>22875212
Have placement in Townsville next April/May whats worth doing/seeing up there?

3173 23/m here

4303 m want a job whatup

>>22875228
>>22875209
Postman here. We know when it's something like that. No one but adult stores packs anything that inconspicuously.

Half the time they put it on the manifest as well.

>>22875228
or gets delivered to your neighbours by accident... "umm hi neighbourino, we just got this giant horse dong delivered to our house and opened it by accident"

just think of us as your friendly wise dildo sages, looking out for all your dildo needs

>>22875209
I don't want to go to a physical store, I don't know my postman, I just want a reliable online store.

29/m/3182 here. Bored as fuck.

>>22875277
never tried adultshop.com but have ordered some stuff from http://www.femplay.com.au/ now and then and never had a issue (it was a couple of years ago now though)

>>22875217
sadly yes
got snapchat or something else to talk on?

3437, in the middle of fucking nowhere
21/m/

>>22875231
I don't really go out, even though I grew up here.

So in short, I have no idea.

>>22875246
There are other reason it might be discreet.

I know many non-sexual things that are ordered and packaged discreetly.

>>22875323
Just kik, bro.

>>22875424
Whats your kik?

>>22868523
18/MtF/Moving to Sydney in January
looking for a qt gf desu

>>22875231
i go there for work all the time.

The Brewery on a friday afternoon is great, really good beers, cheap pizzas, lots of hot young professionals, uni students etc.

Magnetic Island for a Full Moon Party *if you like to consume drugs and party* is amazing, and the island itself is beautiful.

Watch yourself nightclubbing if you plan to, plenty of backwards ass bogans, don't run your mouth or look sideways at people, lots of roided up army fuckwits around.

Castle hill is a tough walk, if you're a /fit/ person, the drive up there is easier if you just want to look at the view and a ww2 pillbox. Also, google "the saint" and its history, makes for an interesting read once you see where it is.

>>22875442
Oh, God, I hope nobody treats you like shit.

I fucking hate my town, but don't want to leave.

>>22875426
Whiskersshift.

Yes, yes, I know.
I'll explain on kik.

>>22874716
I could go for some of that.

>>22875358

hardly middle of no where you could spit and almost hit melbourne.

>>22870722 hour and bit north west so close enough...

>>22875428
you just posted in the trap bread, didn't you?

y u no liek guyz? :'(

>>22875418
>There are other reason it might be discreet.
Yeah but speaking from doing the job, they're the only packages that ever come through THAT discreetly.

>>22869009
This is funny i laughed

>>22875469
why do you hate townsville? its a nice place, yeah the people are a bit shit sometimes, but at least its a decent size, get a really good mix of great people and fuckwits.

It is NQ though, a lot of cow-molesting cowboy jerkoffs, overpaid arrogant miners, and the natives are more savage closer to the tip.

>>22869173
>>22869225
>>22869288
>>22869328
>>22875072
5034 27/m checking in

>>22875722
Good area. I go into Derringers pretty frequently.

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24/F/3183

Watching Embarassing Bodies because Dr. Jessan is a stone cold fox.

Also need to stop hermiting and meet people! The internet is how normal people make friends right?

>>22875285

Howdy doody neighbourino!

>>22875724
yeah its a pretty nice area, i've driven past Derringers quite a few times never go in though but have thought about it

>>22874510
Nice! What's up?

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>>22875732

sure is.

>>22875745
It's overpriced if you don't know what you're doing.

I mainly go there because a fried of mine's been there for years and got me a interest-free credit setup there.

>>22875732
ayy it's 3121 again

>>22875752

Hurray! Meeting people. Or just chatting to people for days then dropping of and never bothering to actually meet up. That too.

>>22875757
ahhh right lol
well lucky im not that into music gear although i have always wanted to try drumming but its pretty dear.
ahh yeah that's not bad for you then nothing wrong with that

>>22875786
Yeah, drums is expensive to get into unfortunately. Whole reason why I don't own a kit.

Think my contents insurance has my music gear agreed at $30,000 now...

>>22875795
i also buy a lot of games, consoles and pc parts lol.
30k dam that's decent but how much of a drum set do you own?

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>>22875819
>PC parts
Man do I need a new PC. Mines almost seven years old now haha. I keep overclocking it to keep relevant. Changed the video card for the second time earlier this year.

>how much of a drum set do you own?
None haha. Not a drummer. I've got a good home studio though and keep meaning to get a kit for recording...

Last time I had a good amount of cash I bought an R1...

>>22875831
7 years dam that's old lol. My case is about 5 years old but the parts inside are only like last years tech. It dose depend on what you do on you're computer though. Since im a gamer my parts are specific for that. i need a bigger case :(.

Yeah didn't read that properly you did say you didn't own a kit lol i'm a fool. ahh nice what type of music do you record ? ahhh nice good for you.
Well was nice chatting even though only for a little bit, but im off to make dinner and watch the walking dead :d ill be back on later :D

>>22875215

Only just...we get the occasional straggler

23/m/3500

drinking myself into oblivion

At the risk of sounding like a terrible person - are there any tinychats running these days? I can't sleep.

Oh nooo a little bug just flew up my nose, life is pain.

2320/M/26

Anyone close by?

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>>22875831
got my new machine finally :D

>>22875893
dayum theres another 3500 guy up in here

im 22/m/3500

>>22875956

I went to hungry jacks and ordered 2 cheese burgers and those FUCKS only have me 1. I'm actually in Mourquong but it's so close I just say Mildura.

>>22875962

Did they charge you for two? And/or go back and get it.

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Anyone else here smoke a lot of weed?

I recently purchased (materials for) a dry sieve box and a super cheap pollen press, I buy roughly an oz per 2 weeks and saving up the bottom of the bags to run through the sieve box has yielded massive results.

Getting a gram of high quality kief per half oz bag (roughly) of quality trim and crumble. I can't recommend buying a setup enough, it brings continual results.

You can then buy Isopropyl alcohol to run through the trim that remains, salvaging more smoke if you can be bothered.

>>22875965

Yeah they charged me for 2 and repeated it at the window, I was already back in NSW before I realised.

>>22875962

ah shit those fucks, fucking fast food lol. and fair enough

>>22875968

I've personally never done it but apparently if you call up soon after the event they'll right their wrong at a later time..

>>22875975
I can confirm that this works for the maccas here in mildura, not sure about HJ's though

>>22875975
i've done it plenty of times, when i was poor i used to ring up and make shit up to get free food.

>>22875528
because wanting to be a girl apparently doesn't automatically mean I like cock, idk man, I used to be into dudes before hrt.

>>22875982

Do you smoke the herbal jew? Moved here about 5 months ago and haven't sparked one up since

>>22875955
>13,000 on passmark
Damn. My i7-920 comes stock pushing around 5,000. Mine is just under 9,000 because of that overclock.

I'm going to swap it out for an X5650 soon though. Should get me up to 13-14,000 using my seven year old motherboard haha.

>>22868523
Old lol whats old these days

>>22869380
I bet im the oldest here

>>22874552
4870 here senpai
18/M

23/f/Melbourne

I'm bored and just want to find nice people to chat to about their daily stuffs.
Kik: beetleblues

>>22875217
Fucking liar, Christopher. You're not a girl.

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4551 reporting in. cos why the fuck not...

>>22876246
hello friend, I am also 4551

>>22876246
>>22876385
M/F? Age?

20/M/4551

>>22875750
Sooo I forgot to lurk again and missed your post. Sitting here hoping for something interesting to do. Will probably go to gym then back home (I don't really know anyone in Brisbane, let alone North Lakes.) What's happening with you?? got skype or something?

2566 here, ready to flake out when someone asks me to meet
21/m

34/m/3130 here- don't come to /soc/ much, doesn't seem to be many melbournians!

>>22875831
back.

5034 reporting in again

Whats happening melbourne?!

Anyone have any strong painkillers that I could swipe?

3218/m bored

anyone on the gold coast?

21/m/blazed/horny

Bris 4065

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Faaaaaaark it was a long fucking day today.

m/4115/24

Could definitely go for an irresponsibly large burger and a beer.

>>22881463
ooh man, i know that feel. and Grill'd is some good shit

>>22881383
Yeah, Southern GC here. How about yourself?

19/M/4000

In Brisbane for a week, have a little rich private school boy bachelor pad going right in the middle of the city, down to meet people who'll show me around while I'm here.

kik thatnapoleonguy to apply for that tour guide life

/4812/

>>22876101
well, i went overboard and spent a shitload, so, its doing well. i haven't overclocked it yet, though i probably should to see what it can do.

23/F/4503

Just chilling while waiting for cake to finish baking. What's everyone else up to?

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sad

>>22881697
Is it someone's birthday?

>>22881697
I hope you baked enough for everyone young lady?>>22881698

>>22881708
Ignore that last link, misshit

21/m/4116 bored as shit

2125/M/20

>>22881697

post gym netflix and no chill

>>22881707
Somewhere in the world, yes sir, but no real occasion here. It's a little coconut loaf as opposed a cake. Tweaked the recipe a little, wanted to try it out.

>>22881708
There's enough to go round, sure! Would you like a cuppa with it?

>>22881731
Hey, netflix and no chill is better than netflix and chill sometimes! Is that all that's in store for the rest of the night? :)

>>22881751
yea mid work week I am super exciting, cooking a hobby or the job ?

>>22881751
Sure, milk with a spoonful of sugar thanks while I relax with Jane the virgin and cool off from the heat.

22/M/4101
>>22881751
I'd like some coconut loaf to go with my cuppa!

>>22881758
Cooking/baking's a hobby, wouldn't mind it as a career as long as it was more cakes/desserts than being an actual chef, fuck that so hard. What do you do anon?

>>22881760
I've been hearing lots of good things about that show, how do you rate it? My decision lies upon you.

>>22881766
Consider it done anon! Open wide, here comes the aeroplane!

>>22881782

courier at the moment !
beats hospitality hours haha (avoid that) dont be a cook

>>22881782
*opens wide*

>>22881782
Pretty darn good, decent amount of chuckles per episode, not on par with arrested development but a solid 7 outta 10. So what do you get up to when not bring a whiz in the kitchen and coming up with your own recipes?

>>22881808
to be fair is anything close to arrested development in how funny it is?

>>22881812
True dat, it is the gold standard to be fair

>>22881797
I imagine you'll be getting ridiculously busy this time of year. Doing some long days?

>>22881798
Good boy :)

>>22881808
I haven't seen Arrested Development but some of my colleagues just talk about it constantly so I could probably hold my own in a conversation about it lol. When I'm not in the kitchen I'm either at work (phone repairs/retail) or watching Criminal Minds. What do you do with yourself? :)

>>22881820

10.5 mon to thurs
11.5 fri year round.

lunch breaks just get shorter haha
what about your self, whats your line of work ?

>>22881820
Oh a arrested development virgin...we have to get that cherry popped asap, it's brilliant, rewards you for paying attention like no other. So are you at one of those phone kiosks flogging mobiles in the shopping centres?
Well what I do with myself is mine and my right hands own business, but I work in IT, programmer basically dull but it pays the bills.

>>22881826
Ouch, not very fun at all. Especially in this heat. I'm in phone repairs/retail. Going to study interior design starting next year. I'm 300% done with retail lol.

>>22881834
I've heard that! I'm pretty good and paying attention to detail so maybe I should give it a whirl. I'm pretty much one of those guys but I'm a shop instead of a kiosk. The repairing side is good but the retail is horrid. Getting out of it soon hopefully. And hahahaha, naughty anon.
>pays the bills
Relatable.

>>22881845
Well over trying to keep a pleasant attitude while dealing with idiot customers from the sounds of it lol.
So what do you repair, are you just replacing screens and batteries or just doing operating sys installs?

>>22881845

heat? nah i love the heat its the retailers who have shitty attitudes thats the problem hahaha

sales isnt to bad, do you avoid the weekend work ?

>>22869993

Not much. Found myself a full time job during the summer so I can have spending money for when classes start back up, free time is now a limited resource for me

4053/m/20

>selling guitar on ebay with accessories
>month goes by, get a lot of views and a few watchers but no bids
>give up hope that it'll sell
>got a bid, blew my mind
>look around for accessories
>fucking lost them, even though I can't imagine any point in which they would have been out of my room

welp there goes $30

did my first c25k run today, man that shit was fun.

26/m/3825 - Just outside of melb, fuck gippsland is shit.

3038 i'll chop my benis off if someone else is from here

>>22875925

2300 .... close-ish...

>>22869027
Used to live in 2263.
Excited for that Carl's Jnr. opening in Bateau Bay? :DDDD

4207 here

>>22881509
Northern GC. Up near Movieworld.


What are your plans for the rest of the week?

>>22882029

Yeah mate, I am in Maitland, I used to live in Newy 2292 (Maryville) , but ridiculous house prices made me move out of area

>>22881933
see you at boronia park

>>22882254

What's on at Boronia this time?

4059/mtf/24 here, looking for some ironic dank memesters to smoke weed and listen to alternative EDM with.

>>22874552
>>22876163
Hey 4870 guys!

Any of you cute traps??

24 m 4556 in 4053 for a few days, just had a wisdom tooth out, not looking forward to pain tonight.

>>22886617

If it was already erupted before you got it removed, it generally doesn't hurt (well, none of mine did). It's only if they have to go digging around in the gum that it hurts.

18/m/5162

>>22886617
Had all 4 of mine removed at once earlier this year, it sucked but the pain meds they gave me were great ahaha

20/M/4275
Bored as shit and lonely as hell.

any music fans around ?

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6030

Looking for goon drinking companion

kik
yab91

Too cold tonight. Dressing gown on, heat pack warmed up and eating cheese.

I'm very sexy.

>>22887423
Are you at least eating the cheese seductively?

>>22887435

Well, I have a knife and am taking thin slices from the wedge rather than biting directly from a giant block... so it might just depend on what you consider seductive.

>>22887438
Well that is definetly the more refined way to do it, slowly and deliberately rather than going at it all at once so I'd say you have it right.

>>22887445

I know, I'm an inspiration to bedroom cheese eaters everywhere.

... I'm also in my bedroom.

19/m/5076
Any SA lurkers still in here?

>>22887438
is that a canoe in my pants?

>>22887467

Do you need to take remedial canoe storage classes again? I told you, canoes don't go in pants!

>>22887456
Of couse you are, being the sexy dressing gowned temptress that you are. I bet it's even blue veined cheese as well. Kinky

>>22887477

Nope, goat.

Although it was kind of... wet, I guess would be the way to describe it. And tasted stronger than normal. But eh, it'll either kill me or make me stronger than ever, so win/win.

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>>22887478

PJs related.

>>22887483

Huh, I thought my laptop and phone would have different IDs... guess it's useful that they don't.

>>22887478
Well it would be moist after going in your mouth silly billy, but if it went down alright hopefully it's going to stay down.

>>22887490

Not moist as it was a hard cheese. Actually kind of wet to the touch, like the inside of the pack had been exposed to condensation or so.

>>22887483
dank pjs senpai

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>>22887483
>wearing long pants as PJ's in summer

>>22887488

IDs are IP based. Any devices using the same internet connection will have the same ID

Pic unrelated, just surprised that Google keeps changing their captcha methods

>>22887493
That shouldn't be a problem then.
Cute scientist cat pj's as well, but you really should have included the cheese as well

>>22887499

It gets chilly here at night, I'm also in a dressing gown with a heat pack, closed windows and no fan on. I'm also the coldest person in the world, so that doesn't help.

>>22887499

I do it quite often, it helps to absorb sweat from my legs. I also tend to be cold when I wake up for work

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>>22887502

Fuck forgot pic

>>22887505
are you in tassie, act or vic? probably explains it

Join the kik group #socaus if you're not a complete autist.

>>22887502

I knew that in theory, I just could've sworn that in the past they've been different. Though I don't pay that much attention to the IDs, if I'm honest.

>>22887503

Cheese is back in the fridge, otherwise it'd all be in my belly and cheese is worth staggering over a few occasions.

>>22887506
you wouldnt sweat if you didnt wear long pants
>>22887505
where do you live?
im hot sitting in shorts

>>22887510

Maybe your phone was using its cell data and not wifi

>>22887463

I have a look to see if anything interesting has happened since I last checked...but it's SA...nothing interesting has ever happened

>>22887508
>>22887511

Albury, so SW NSW/NE Vic, the weather here is very rude.

>>22887512

I suppose so, sounds like something I'd do.

Oi cunts. Those of you with kik should join the group #socaus

>>22887521
Is it as big a sausagefest as it sounds?

>>22887518
how cold is it now?

>>22887523

...17 degrees. Hush, like I said, coldest person alive.

>>22887522
>>22887521

total sausage or nah ?

>>22887522

The purpose of the group is conversation so why does it matter

>>22887516
Agreed, SA is quite flat in contrast to the other places I've lived in.

>>22887528
kek
it's 11.7C where I am now, don't even have a heat pack just some light long pjs

19/M/3690
Dunno what I'm looking for though, anything really!

>>22887528
haha fair enough then.
still think the heat pack is a little much.

>>22887540

Eh, it goes well with the fact that I'm a snuggle fiend.

>tfw no snugglebuddy

>>22887569

Heat pack is actually less about the warmth and more about a sore back, but I mention it because I find the warmth nice. Artificial warmth, I hate hot weather.

>>22887578
hot weather is the best though.
makes the cold beer taste even better.

howd you hurt your back?

>>22887588

I don't know, old lady back. However it's been a lot worse over the last few weeks as I moved house and that angered it.

>>22887463
Still floating around.

>>22887534
That's part of it really.

>>22887595
Have you had it looked at to make sure it's nothing serious? Maybe try a masseuse or some acupuncture or does the hot pack work fine?

Anyone looking to rent around Ryde?
Hit me up with your kik.

>>22887578
I like snuggling too it's good shit

>>22887595
ahh that sucks, nothing worse than a sore back.
hopefully it calms down now that youve moved

>>22874772
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

>>22875783
I know that feel.

>>22876140
How old? I'm 39, other guy is 43.

>>22876246
Maybe I should start using that postcode. It's about as relevant as the one I do use. Also, long time /soc/ user used to live there somewhere.

>>22881697
"Cleaning" for a house inspection. Which is to say, lounging around watching TV.

>>22874772
I've been listening to chillwave and drifting for a few hours, it's sooo wonderful~ I didn't think weird EDM could be this good at chillin' me out!

>>22887667
Should listen to this album at some point. I've been spinning it every day since it came out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MD5Y-TNYbA

Page 10 bump

Fuck work radio is shit all I can hear is HELLO FROM THE OUTSIIIIIIIIIDE

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>>22889359
I found out my roommate is a hooker
All i can think of is the furniture i need to replace

>>22889443
Are they willing to give you a 'mates rates' discount?

>>22889451
Nah but im the only one of the 4 housemates to know. I shout her billys and she send me nudes in return. Dont think i would fuck her at least not eithout a condom haha

>>22889463
She sends you nudes? Cant she do that in person for you instead?

>>22889481
Theres a bit of that too. The flirty nude sharing must be a rush. But i touched her ass last night snd she was like "any excuse to touch me" i told her nah id touch either way if i wanted then dacked her and rubbed her ass cheeks quickly. She jumped but didnt say no or get mad haha. She said shed never send vids and then yesterday sent 3. So when she says she wont suck me to me that just says eait a few days haha.
Its a weird situstion i havent been in haha and to be honest i have no idea what way to act.

>>22887608

Had a bit of remedial massage, chiro on Saturday... oh shoot, I should make sure I actually have some money for that. Nothing else yet because it was always just back pain (of varying levels) and it was only the recent development that made me do something about it.

>>22887614

Preach.

>>22887624

Yeah... I moved 6 November, so I think it's going to require intervention to get better.

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>>22889496
Help me bros. Pic related

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>>22889496
Help me bros pic related

>>22889601
Just bang her and be done with this sexual tension

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>>22889606
I kinda want to but shes also said she doesnt want to fuck me but she also said that about pics and videos. So the mixed messages leave me with this look on my face haha

>>22889614
Well then, where are you, I'll head over and bang her for you how's that...you can even watch if you want to

>>22889621
Haha shes not easy despite being a hooker haha. I seen her ounch one of my roomates friends for thinking he could touch her and stuff. Shes a cunt and shes probably laugh at you but if you have cash im sure youd have a chance. Ill keep you guys posted with the progress

>>22889633
Stay strong, she sounds like she loves getting off by being a tease so hold out as long as you can...and make sure you at least double wrap before the tap

>>22889647
She said today she is considering wearing a skirt with a gstring a tube top and just wearing the skirt fully aroubd her waist with everything visable. If she does i may have to forcefully eat her pussy ha. I wouldnt be surprised if she actually doe it because as you said shes admitted to being a exhibitionist

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>>22889665

Pizza for pussy haha.
More of the stuff i deal with daily.
Or am blessed with depending on your views

>>22889647

Two condoms increases chance of breaking.

>>22889806
Should i treat her pussy like a std pokemon and try and catch them all?

>>22889822

If you want, though that doesn't seem like a good idea.

>>22889846
How should he approach (presuming it doesn't involve a hazmat suit and a set of tongs)

>>22889861

My point was just that double wrapping it increases chance of breaking, it doesn't make him doubly safe. He can do whatever he wants.

22/m/3136

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Looks like I came late but I'm going to try and get some advice from some auslads.

I finished uni with a shitcunt degree, let's not talk about it, it's done and I want to put it out of my mind forever.

I'm looking to get into trade, all of my mates are tradies and they've all got a skill they can rely on and when we meet up on the weekend you can really sense they've *earned* the right to a cold beer whereas I've been nothing but a useless fuck who hates his life.

I want to know what are the trades that are the best to get into? I'm looking for the best ones and the ones that don't look like becoming obsolete or at least will be the least obsolete in say 20 years. For whatever the answer is what are the qualifications I need to get before I can begin and is it even worthy applying to some without any TAFE certs in the mean time?

>>22892239
You're looking at 4 years worth of apprenticeship for most trades. You either look for someone who will take a first year apprentice on yourself, or you join up with an agency that places apprentices with companies who want them.

You'll also need to convince any potential employers that you want to stick it out. They tend not to take people over ~22 because it gets hard to live on apprentice wages and the older ones usually can't afford to live cheaply for the time it takes to complete the apprenticeship.

Jesus, does no one live in boronia? 3155?

>>22892239
Plumbing, Sparkie, building construction.

I picked a shit to be an apprentice in, I heavily regret it. Pick one of the big 3.

>>22893549

I was going to suggest plumbing but was basing it only on an off handed comment I heard once about them having some of the best trade pay. But since someone else has now said it...

>this

>tfw no qt older gf

>>22889540
yea might be best if you go to a masseuse or whatever they are called.

>>22894007
A happy ender provider

>tfw no qt younger bf

28/m/4070 Just moved back to Brisbane after four years. Still getting settled, trying to meet people.

>>22893921
>>22894325

This is either the same person or you're a perfect match.

>>22894392

Unless they are looking for the same gender as themselves.

>>22894402

Eh, I try to be optimistic

>>22894403

I do appreciate that, it's a trait I like to see. I'm just pretty sure that when >>22894325 is typically posted in a thread, there's a gay guy who is doing it.

>>22894410
>>22894403
I'm a girl

How old are you?

>>22894414

Then I hope you find your young'un. How does >>22893921 sound?

27/M/6430
New to kalgoorlie looking for somebody who has some good weed.
This motherfucker will keen as fuck for the green.

>>22894495
>expecting to find a kalgoorlie person on 4chan
you can talk to the darwin guy about how you both live in shitty places

>>22894511
I know it is shitty, hence the need for weed. So bud or get the fuck off ;)

>>22894531
well you might as well get a root out of your quest for weed, get a hooker and ask her where to buy weed

Any aus girl want to show me their feet for a gift card?

>>22894531
you got that rock that looks like a wave, pretty trippy mang
>>22894543
nigga that shit better be for jb hifi

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>>22894549
>not bunnings
you deserve the boot

>>22894562
wew lad what the fuck will I buy at bunnings

>>22894549
>jb hifi
Anything you want lol

>>22894576
not even a girl kek

can I still have the gift card tho

>>22894577
Do you look good in a dress?

>>22894592
not really

anyone still awake?

28/m/3084
Just finished 8 nights of overnight shifts. 5 days off. Time to have a few drinks.

23/m/2280
Snap: spasmgazm

>>22883377

Dat quad dubs tho

>>22874461
arrr im 2112 also whats up

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>>22874461
>>22897316

2122/m

My niggas

>>22897525
im not even there atm I get the fuck out when un break started.

22/m/SA
virgin seeking a woman for my first time
anyone willing to help??

>>22897316
>>22897525
2112 here again
What's happening?

>>22886617
Went back to dentist and got wisdom tooth on other side out, fml.

Who /NEWCASTLE/ here?

/syd/senpai ww@

Anybody want to come and hang out in Albury for Christmas? I'm going to be all alone and very bored.

>>22898844
Me, pls be qt Asian girl

Which part? Asl?

>>22899086
22/f/syd

wbu

>>22899096
23/m/syd

I live around newtown.

My snapchat is marineAabs

>>22899096
>>22899111
That was me, my IP is weird. Which part of Sydney are you from?

>>22899113
Added ya

Around eastern suburbs

>>22899140
Talk to you on there

>>22899140
I'm sorry :(

>>22899178
Lol its fine, just not what Im looking for soz
Better luck with someone else

>>22899096
>>22899111
>tfw I feel like a baby

19/m/bondi

I added you, I'm yreycool on snapchat.

Friday night finally @-@

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4551 reporting in again on this fine Friday afternoon. wat up fuckers

>>22899186
No worries
>>22899191
Added you back, bro.

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>>22868523
5041 reporting in.
How is everyone?

>>22899207
Great. Just got back from work and now I'm going to kick back and watch some television shows.

>>22899096
>>22898844
Add me on snapchat: yreycool ^^

>>22874647
I have one at top ryde $205 a week ?

>>22898905
Sure, have a spare room? Do you fancy showing a old phart around the sights of albury, then after that short trip you can snuggle into the pj's and start siphoning my bodily warmth while I feed you cheese till you fall asleep. Sound like a reasonable plan?

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>>22899096
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. &gt;mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

25/m/3191

>>22899522
Hey man I'm 3933. Would offer to smoke you out except that shit is like a 40 min drive if I'm not mistaken

>>22899283
Hit me up with your kik? I might need it.
Otherwise, I need someone here for $220.

>>22868523
4217 don't know why I'm writing this I must be bored since I don't have any intention on really meeting anyone

>>22881697
23/F/4503 here again.

Bit down and out today. Wrapped up in a blanky with a cuppa listening to music. How's everyone's Friday going?

>>22899988
21/M/2112 here, Fucking piss poor some family in the hospital im under the covers watching the originals just trying to process some shit.

Notice me senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5zVz0sXxT4

>>22899988
>blanky

Aren't you like... hot?

>>22900001
>the originals

My nigga.

>>22899988
>blanky with a cuppa

what the fuck lol

btw I'm just chiling with music

>>22899988
Tough night at work so sitting at home getting shit faced listening to some music, broke up with my partner the other day so still in a meh mood.

22/M 4870. Just broke up with gf of 6 years and recently moved to Cairns

19m car broke down and I'm stuck in 2795 until Tuesday