/shg/ thread FEMALES ONLY no mtfs or traps >>NO CONTACTFAGGING<<

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Off for now, see ye people later.

>>22861306
thanks enjoy that movie, laters

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>>22861260
hay

>>22861456
No mtfs, sorry.

>>22861456
The guys at the back lel
NICE NOSE DUDE, I LIKE HOW IT HOLDS YOUR GLASSES

>>22861456
>hay
hoo
how do you do? whatcha up to? how's life and stuff?

>>22861456
qt

>>22861456
Why do chubby chicks always have short hair?

>>22861456
those crows feet tho

>>22861456
i would like her ass

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>>22861486
Life is really good!!! I'm good. I'm about to go do some laundry and chill the rest of the night. How are you??

>>22861481
Right?

>>22861492
thx <3

>>22861505
Gotta start young I guess

jesus, maxim tone it down a notch. go kill a hooker or something, your psychosis is breaking out again.

>>22861456
>>22861456
M or F?

>>22861517
>Life is really good!!! I'm good
good to hear.sounds like a relaxing day.
>How are you??
a bit tired, a bit happy, a bit annoyed, a bit of everthing. kinda weird. meh, will it will pass.

>>22861517
nice shoulders

>>22861517
You're lost dear >>22815998
>>22815998

>>22861535
Oh shit, it's almost like I can't read

>>22861528
Well I do hope it gets better

>>22861535
tipping my fedora right now my dear

>>22861538
ah, just ignore maxim, he's samefaggin on his phone. you can tell by the way he fucked up his post, posted it two times and is too dumb to copy and paste.
>>22861538
>Well I do hope it gets better
yeah, winter is finally here. fucking love it, that will clear up my mood.

>>22861538
Listen to >>22861557
Maxim is a FREAK
See >>22860728

What happened to that Audrey girl? She was cute and chatty. I was away on vacation and now she's gone. Any idea what happened to her?

>>22861538
can we see you nude?

>>22861573
still around but busy. that easy.

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>>22861593
Nah, sorry.

>>22861557
>>22861565
Hahahah. Thanks.

>>22861557
Winter is great! I'm about to move where there's a ton of snow so I'm excited.

>>22861620
>the eyes if a killer
haha, be careful
>I'm about to move where there's a ton of snow so I'm excited.
snowmans and walks in the snow and sleds...fuck. i want snow right now. all recent winters were rather flimsy.

>>22861620
worth a shot

>>22861620
Who wears the strap-on?

>>22861620
I think you're crazy pretty but some of the others are right. You need some new pikchas dear. We love looking at ya, but the same pics over and over again get...well... a little boring.

i miss a week ago when these threads were awesome

If girls look cuter with short hair, whats the equivalent for man?

If its longer hair, what kind?
Man buns?

There is a new thread! First for Sam.

bumpy

Bump for my future wife

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Hey guys. Just droppin in for a moment. This thread is dead af, where did all the ladies go from yesterday?

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hey /shg/
how is everyone doing
I just wrote half an essay (yay me)

>>22866020
No. One. Cares.

>>22861456
Like fuck able very much talk about an amazing bird

>>22866020
you got kik?

>>22866020
>used to come to this thread months ago
>it's been like half a year
>come here looking for Shima
>find the same eldritch abomination
>never change, /soc/. never change.

>>22866030
You. Don't. Care.

>>22866081
>implying tentacles
>>22866065
no sorry :(

>>22866020
How the fuck did I get on the seaworld website?

>>22866106
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fresh+insults

>>22866030
i think she's kinda cute

i appreciate her determination and persistence

>>22866020
>>>/fit/17018018

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>>22866020

>>22866126
thanks :)
>>22866129
thanks weightloss tips are good
>>22866134
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+insult+someone+well

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Starting to grow my hair out, it's going to be a long road ahead of me, but wigs will be my best friend for now

>>22866165
Talked to you in the ama thread, saw this and thought it might help you. http://healthyliving.azcentral.com/stop-lithium-weight-gain-14326.html

OP, who's the girl in the original pic? She's incredibly attractive.

>>22866601
don't think you should on this website m80

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>>22866601
hey I like your style that piercing is awesome!
>>22866633
author has a degree in fine arts and Spanish lol
>implying I haven't already tried reducing caories and increasing exercise

>>22866731
How about you just get gastric bypass you damn hippo.

>>22866742
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+make+a+creative+insult

here's something that could really help you :)

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>>22866020

>>22866786
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+not+samefag+and+suck

>>22866801
>what are ids

>>22866806
>implying there's no such thing as a dynamic IP

>>22866652
Why? I'm 20 years old, unless you mean something else

>>22866731
Thanks!

>>22866806
also just thought this might be useful. I love to help new people on here
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+greentext+properly

>>22861517
You post this same pic everytime. Prove you aren't a fat neck beard who steals that pic. Also if your real you look like proxy paige

>>22866832
Are you aware that Maxim has been posing as you?

>>22866932
is the sun hot, is the pope catholic?

(that is to say yes)

>>22866947
If you wanna piss him off, don't call him "the photoshop troll" call him "Maxim" because he hates when people call him out.

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>>22866957
honestly this is me right now with the whole soc situation

>>22866982
What name do you go by in soc?

>>22864974
once again another bump for mew

>>22865820
if you're looking to lose weight, have you looked into low carb/ketogenic diets

>>22867875
Quinn

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>>22867886
Nah, I like the diet I am on. :P It's not even a diet really. Just a lifestyle change.

>>22867992
I really like this picture.

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>>22868012
Thanks. :p I threw on a smidge of makeup. A bit of a better picture here.

>>22868090
You never smile. :c

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>>22868102
I have BPD and some other issues so I am not a particularly happy person :P

That and I hate my smile.

But here's a fakey.

>>22868155
Lovin' the smile though, thanks for the pic.

>>22868155
But its cute :c
LETS BE HAPPY. CAW CAW CAW

>>22868201
>looking french
I'd be offended.

>>22868207
wut
because being french is somehow insulting

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>>22868173
Thanks.

>>22868183
:|
>>22868201
Art stuff... hobbies... They can keep me content at least. On rare ocassion my lover is capable of putting a smile on my face, but they are far and few. :p

As far as ethnicity, as far as I know I am mostly Italian, with german and irish. But my mother was adopted so who really knows.

>>22868222
>because being french is somehow insulting

see:
>>22868201
>>22868238
>>22868246

>>22868246
>>22868238
I bet you fart petals too. You're gross.

>>22868237
You listening to any music on your headset?

>>22868246
:|

>>22868265
Well, currently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsYX4P4wB38

>>22868279
You are trying way way way too hard. Its disgusting really.

>>22868279
oh lord are you the guy who thinks he's "spitting mad game" with posts like these

>>22868286
Rammstein is fun stuff if I'm in the mood for it. You big on industrial or metal or is Rammstein a singular interest?

>>22866020
You again! Please! I must see more of you! Tits please!!! I can only jerk off to just your face so many times!

>>22868286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9050QiXYJKo

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>>22868299
I like a large variety of stuff. I enjoy industrial metal, but there are few that actually spark my interest. I am relatively picky.

>>22868311
Gave a listen. It's alright. Not quite what I am after, though.
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Clearly I am creative with pictures *Not*.... This is the last I am posting for tonight. But I'm hanging around to chat awhile longer.

>>22868358
I was thinking about that song the whole night and after i checked what you were listening i finally got to play that song. I listen to all sorts of stuff usually though.

>>22868358
Are you the sort that's into bits of every genre?

>>22868367
Yeh. I listen to everything except for country/pop/rap pretty much. Exceedingly few exceptions to those 3. But otherwise I can go from listening to Fiona Apple to Rhapsody of Fire, haha.

>>22868374
Pretty much. Boring to stick with one and only one genre, yes?

>>22868385
Agreed, but if I get hooked on a song and I will burn it to the ground before I listen to something new. Have any songs, artists you're into right now?

>>22868403
I've been listening to a lot of random oldies. I've been searching for another artist that really sparks my interest, but so far nada. Hate being picky as I am. :P

>>22868428
Chet Baker.

>>22868428
I'm more or less on the same boat. I recently got a thing for Stevie Wonder, Queen, Earth, Wind and Fire, and a ton of classic rock. It's good to go back to the foundation of certain genres. Got any oldies in particular?

>>22868434
Hmm. I am more in a metal mood as of late.

>>22868441
For me it's been Blue Oyster Cult, Rolling Stones, Joan Jett, and some others. I know Rolling Stones is overrated as fuck but it doesn't stop it from being catchy, haha.

>>22868456
Sepultura maybe? Cavalera Conspiracy? maybe Anything from NOLA by Down

>>22868456
I've tried getting into RS, but when it comes to 60's proto-rock and roll i fall for Rush and Led Zepellin because that's somehow less overrated than RS.

>>22868434
Or even EPIC mood, haha. I've been binge watching covers of stuff like Dovahkiin and Over the Misty Mountains Cold. So far Tay Zonday has won both.

Looking at the new stuff you mentioned.

>>22868472
Epic mood? In the halls of the mountain king. or almost anything by omnia.

>>22868470
Ahh. I like those as well. Stuff my mom used to listen to a lot.

>>22868500
Sorry I can't help but chuckle when listening to the former. Omnia seems to come KIND of close. But not quite on the mark for me. I tell ye, I am pretty picky.

Of the metal stuff, Nola was the closest.

>>22868510
Nola is fuckind dope.
I like the raven by omnia. it feels trippy, but i dont usually listen to them.
About that first one. lmao.

>>22868526
Ye, I heard a couple there that sounded interesting. But overall not quite what I am after.

Not many people have found me music I like. One of them found me a lot of stuff I still like currently. He got me into Rammstein/Wardruna

I am far too picky for me own good. If it isn't precise to what I am after I just won't listen to it. I'd say overall I am after something epic... Strong vocals, strong beat. Not too fast, but not too slow in beat either. Probably male vocals, but I could go female if the vocals are just right. This could encompass a lot of genres honestly.

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Hi desu

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>>22868568
What's up, Kusco?

>>22868568
>>22868568
Evening Shima. How are u today?

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>>22868597
Nuthin being sleepy

Am I a pretty llama

>>22868559
Mongolian throat singing is the real deal for you.
>>22868568
DAT MAKE UP YOOOOO

>>22868609
how long does it usually take for you to do your makeup?

>>22868597
Fuckin LOL

>>22868609
Dude, ask Pacha, I'm just calling it how I see it.
>>22868612
Though I wouldn't listen to mongolian throat singing on my own time. It has to be the coolest shit I've ever heard.

>>22868612
Rofl.
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Well night anons. My hands are about to freeze off. So I am going to go recede to my blankets and watch tv.

Also, everyone's id is pink-purple colored...Trippin me out.

>>22868609
Shima please, peg me hard. I want to be your bottom fuckboi so hard.

>>22868612
:3c
>>22868617
I don't do my makeup most days, usually obly on my promotional/sponsored days I do it in full to promote makeup I'm given by companies. Maybe an hour?

>>22868624
>>22868625
My goal is to be a pretty llama

>>22868639
10/10 Llama

>>22868639
>usually obly on my promotional/sponsored days
are you a professional cosplayer or something?

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>>22868649
ty I try :3c

Vintage, from the dawn of industrial:
https://archive.org/details/Narcolepsy
https://archive.org/details/DreamsOfChaos

>>22868684
I'm a PR for a makeup company (the lipsticks I use) they send me products to show off :3

>>22868692
But how does that translate into more customers for them?

>>22868704
My following via instagram/youtube/tumblr and they use my photos for product review

>>22868711
ah makes sense tbqh

>>22868715
It's fun because they give me full creative control! So I go crazy with colors haha! :3

>>22868727
Do you even get paid or do you just do it for free (makeup)?

>>22868733
For now I'm doing it for free/for makeup but you never know what will happen (: It's a fun hobby!

>>22868690
Thanks a bunch, anon.

I want to cum inside Shima.

so ded in here.

>>22869448
get in line for the sign up.

>>22868358
Rammstein is one of my favorite bands. Have you ever seen them live? Best show I've ever been to

>>22868685
dang it, I think I missed Treatrin.
I always click these threads when I visit just to see that androgynous cutie

sunday morning sad bump - I really do miss these threads

>>22869892
No, I wish. I've seen some videos, looks like a huge amount of fun. And they sound just as good if not better in some cases.

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should i cut it shorter or keep it this length /shg/
cant decide it i wanna bring the length up to my chin or not

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hi is my hair ok

>>22870491
Absolutely. I think in particular, Engel sounds better live. It has a more powerful feel to it that a recording just can't do.

>>22870534
I think you'd look cute with short hair. Maybe even shorter than chin length.

>>22870534
go short caela. looked good on you.

>>22870594
Yes it is.
>>22870534
shave the sides make a bun.

>>22870534
Your hair looks like a dream. But yeah, you'd look cute, just don't have it too short

>>22870534
that thing you're wearing tho looks like you skinned a sheep and crawled into it's skin. it better be comfy as fuck.

>>22870685
Ohh. Yeah, Engel is a great one. It's among some of my favorites.

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>>22870685
>>22870697
ive always been scared of getting a pixie just because i always thought super short hair was more for strong faces w/ high cheekbones
like faces that look good even if the person is bald aka not my face
i've also been thinking about getting more of a side bang cut in or a bang like jenna coleman

>>22870696
im not tht edgy anon

>>22870731
more like a nightmare

>>22870757
that is 100% what it is
fresh from me own backyard

>>22870789
Nah I think you'd look good with a pixie. Seriously>>22870789

>>22870789
>that is 100% what it is
thought so. but for real. short looked good on you and you have a fairly strong face.

>>22868597
Youre a dick. And thats prolly why you are on 4chan hahah

>>22870789
C, you have any examples of you with shorter hair? hairlength now looks pretty good to this anon.

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>>22870800
>>22870803
ill consider but at the very least im definitely taking it up to chin length

>>22870848
oops :^)

>>22870861
its always been about this length, when it got it cut it was just at the shoulder, so its only grow a little bit since then
i have plenty of pictures with my hair up, dunno if that helps

>>22870921
YOOOOOOOOO

>>22870921
>ill consider but at the very least im definitely taking it up to chin length
shorrrter, grow some balls. it's gonna grow back.

>>22870921
Until you cut it to at least your chin, your hair is medium length and isn't /Shg/

what's happened to Audrey? I hope she is OK.

>>22870921
Damn that's cute. I still think you should take it shorter. Even if you don't like it, it will grow back

>>22870921
>i have plenty of pictures with my hair up, dunno if that helps
do post them. can you bunch up your hair at the current length? which is your natural color btw? hair looks auburn in this pic, not that I'm complaining. you look cute.

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>>22870927
its not shaved sides so its technically still not edgy

>>22870930
dont turn it into a challenge i cant turn down a challenge

>>22870942
since everyone is so into pixie, should i get it with a bang or no bang?
is my large forehead my appeal y/n?

>>22870933
yea yea im leaving after this dont worry i wont taint your precious thread any more than i already have

>>22870945
its naturally blonde, but i was dying it brown and then later reddish brown for a pretty long time
it barely fits into a bun nowadays to my own dismay

>>22870921
Good to see you're not dead. Do anything cool for thanksgiving other than stuff yourself with turkey?

>>22870974
Do it!
Also damn that sillouete DAMN

>>22870974
I'd say do bangs with it. I feel like it's easier to style, if that makes sense.

On a side note, you have a great body...

>>22870974
>dont turn it into a challenge
i dare you to cut it short
>should i get it with a bang or no bang?
i vote for no ban, just not a fan o it tho.

>>22870974
>yea yea im leaving after this dont worry i wont taint your precious thread any more than i already have
Don't be like that C. You know trolls gonna troll.

Also what would a pixie with a bang look like? Chin length is my vote. You look better with your hair down.

>>22870974
cool. never knew that about you. always thought you were a brunette.
that does barely fit. also cool shower curtains.

>>22870985
i went black friday shopping from 12am to 8am
it wasnt fun

>>22870989
U WANNA FITE?

>>22870996
thx i just noticed how massive my shoulder look in tht pic tho

>>22871005
i've always thought i looked better with longer hair too, but i like have different perspectives on how i look since im always staring at myself all day
shima has a pixie with a bang, as does op

>>22870997
FITE ME

>>22871025
i learn something new every time i shower

>>22871032
I didn't even notice the shoulders. They look fine really.

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>>22870974
Something like this would be super cute

>>22871032
>i went black friday shopping from 12am to 8am
>it wasnt fun
Yikes.

No fights and violence I hope. I figured this rush for deals would move online by now.

>i've always thought i looked better with longer hair too, but i like have different perspectives on how i look since im always staring at myself all day
>shima has a pixie with a bang, as does op
I see. Pixie with bangs would fit you then.

>>22871032
YES I DO INFACT.

>>22871032
>FITE ME
you're probably stronger than me. don't wanna get hurt.

>>22871032
>i learn something new every time i shower
lol
do come back/post more though. you're a qt.

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>>22871042
thx anon :3c

>>22871058
omg....this is so cute....now i want it
but her face is so round idk how it would look on me since i have a longer face this is always the dilemma i face
/shg/ what r u doin 2 me i never even considered a pixie prior to today

>>22871061
nah but i saw a lot of people that i used to go to highschool with so that was sufficiently awkward

>>22871062
AFTER SCHOOL BY THE FLAG POLE

>>22871101
yea thts rite punk

>>22871142
no ur a qt

>>22871295
CAN WE MAKE OUT AFTER?

>>22871295
posters and pillows, still the same old. hehe. just don't get a cut like that guy, that would be awkward.

>>22871295
Goddamn... Would you mind posting a belly pic?

>>22871295
I see the fangirl is alive and well with you still. what you have now hair wise is good too though. but like people said, it's just hair so it will grow back. vote for bangs if you do get a pixie though.

>>22871295
Girl you could totally rock it, just maybe ask for longer layers than she has so it frames your face better?

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>>22871299
YOU'RE NOT MY OPPA

>>22871311
im never going to change its too late in the game

>>22871333
you dont have to look far to find belly pics anon

>>22871372
yea i think no bangs would be really hard to rock with a pixie, im excited to talk to my hairdresser about it now tho

>>22871379
thats why i originally wanted to keep it at chin length just to keep some hair around my face, but bringing up a little bit higher seems fun now

>>22871453
DEAR GOD. WELL, I COULD BE.

>>22871453
Oh... Well holy shit now you have me fapping...

>>22871453
Dem sweet memories... Why did you leave us. :c

>>22871453
>im excited to talk to my hairdresser about it now tho
dat level of trust.

also,

>tfw no lewd C in forever
holding out on us until you get that camera right? ;_;

>>22871460
DONT LIE TO ME

>>22871462
sorry i dont know how allowed nudes are in this thread that was the most modest one i had

>>22871468
we all have to grow up one day

>>22871495
I bought a bunch of bl instead of a new camera ive failed you

>>22871563
BUT I WANT TO BE.
DEAR GOD YOUR LEGS

>>22871563
So you really stopped for good without saying goodbye? Wow. K.

>>22871563
Nono, you should definitely post some more of the lewd photos.

I don't think anyone's complaining.

>>22871563
>sorry i dont know how allowed nudes are in this thread that was the most modest one i had
dont be silly. be as nude as you want since there isn't any rule against it.

>I bought a bunch of bl instead of a new camera ive failed you
you wouldn't be you otherwise. but seriously anon misses your lewds dearly. (new camera or not) not complaining about your nonlewds either btw.

>>22871635
no contactfagging

>>22871563
Nudity is fine, that stupid rule was only when Maxim was making these threads.
>>22871635
Follow the rules fucktard.

>>22871572
STOP YELLING AT ME

>>22871584
Dont "K" me i thought what we had was special!!!!!

>>22871591
admittedly i dont really have any more hahah, deleted most of them a very long time ago

>>22871595
being busy with work and school has ultimately killed my sex drive
cant even remember the last time ive masturbated

>>22871635
ohoho anon you should know by now cws dont talk outside of threads *wags finger*

>>22871646
>Dont "K" me i thought what we had was special
Special enough to not say goodbye, meh. And I was waiting like an idiot.

>>22871661
>being busy with work and school has ultimately killed my sex drive
>cant even remember the last time ive masturbated
yeah figured as much. I'm sure it will comeback, and hope you're back to do lewd things for us when it does. if you're out of lewds, do you take any smiling pics? you have a nice smile but hardly show it.

>>22871661
WHY? I LIKE IT WILD AND LOUD.

>>22871661
Oh right, my bad. Do you frequent any other threads?

>>22871661
>cant even remember the last time ive masturbated
Masturbation/sex in general is best when you're young.

"Use it before you lose it" and all that jazz.

Either way you're get horny/bored eventually and figure you'll still have a audience here waiting (maybe even the same audience) so no rush.

>>22871453
unf

Those panties are cute as fuck

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>>22871682
am i just a hot bod to look at to you anon

>>22871690
im an awkward smiler so have this fresh off the press gem instead

>>22871694
but im not wild OR LOUD anon :(

>>22871773
not really, maybe ill migrate to the short girl thread to post useless selfies since for now my hair is pretty long until my next cut

>>22871786
but i cant use it if i have none to start out w/ anon

>>22871821
yea hipsters are the only type of panty that looks good on me

>>22871999
you look cute as always
Did you had any reason to stop post? and do you pretend to post again?

>>22871999
Have you ever been part of the "How would you fuck" threads? If you're into that kind of thing...

>>22871999
>dat smile
qtp2t/10
You really should get a new phone if that's the camera though regardless of any bl cravings.

>but i cant use it if i have none to start out w/ anon
Well even bating feels better.

I think you're just busy rather than having no sex drive though.

>>22871999
well until you get your lewdness back I'll gladly enjoy your "useless" selfies here.

>>22872027
i dont understand the second question but the first was answered up thread

>>22872044
nah... dom/sub relationships are like my biggest turn off and thats usually what those threads consist of
also rlly bad at dirty talking/being remotely sexy

>>22872049
ik my phone camera is so shitty but it looks a lot better in good lighting like the first pic i posted
i would take more outfit selfies too if i had a full length mirror in good lighting lmao

>>22872080
i appreciate ur appreciation anon

>>22872116
Ha understandable. You do a pretty good job of being sexy though...

>>22872116
>i appreciate ur appreciation anon
no u

if your up for it, maybe some low effort lewdness like sticking your tongue out or some lip biting?

>>22872116
Yeah lighting makes all the difference. Aren't you due for a new phone though? That thing must be over 2 years old.

>also rlly bad at dirty talking
Now you just make me want to request you dirty talking.

>>22872116
Be my waifu

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>>22872127
yea the body doesnt match the brain in this case unfortunately

>>22872134
maybe some other time when im not greasy in my pjs playing mgsv and when its not pitch black out
>east coast life
i cant remember if ive posted this one b4 or not

>>22872156
yes i want a new phone very bad for my anime games
>Now you just make me want to request you dirty talking.
actual audio rip of my dirty talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tgt3pn37qo

>>22872187
well how could i say no to tht

>>22872200
Wow, that tongue of yours really gets me going. I bet you could do some real nice stuff with it...

>>22872116
>>i dont understand the second question but the first was answered up thread

Im asking if you intend to post on /sbt again

>>22872200
>dat pose
if it's a repost it's a good one.

>maybe some other time when im not greasy in my pjs playing mgsv and when its not pitch black out
no problem. just hopefully sooner rather than later.

>>22872200
>yes i want a new phone very bad for my anime games
lel, well if better quality pics is a side effect of satisfying your weeb cravings than I'm all for it.
>rocco's modern life
Now I don't feel that old that you've actually watched it.

>>22872200
>when im not greasy in my pjs playing mgsv
now i know where you spend all your time not posting lewds

>>22872218
yea i can do hotdog and clover w/ it that was my party trick before i found out i was double jointed in my wrist

>>22872220
oh yea probably idk im lazy

>>22872245
time to feel old again i dont even remember watching roccos modern life past maybe 2nd-3rd grade

>>22872270
even when im posting lewds thats what im doing
that or listening to kpop rlly loud

>>22872303
Ha sounds kinda hot...

>>22872303
>bating while playing mgsv...
don't joke about this, too many possibilities will run through our minds

>>22872303
I hope you do get back in there, you are hot

I want to impregnate Caela

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>>22872310
I assure you its not
just kind of awkward

>>22872331
big boss is my ultimate fantasy

>>22872376
you should post in there too anon show off dat hot bod

>>22872408
only if i get to impregnate you first :^)

>>22872450
>you should post in there too anon show off dat hot bod

lol
while i do have small boobs i dont think the other guys would like to see my male hairy nipples

are you still lurking all the time in 4chins?

>>22872450
Well alrighty then. All I know is that you're hot as hell and every pic you post is amazing...

>>22861456

She looks way too bossy. Disgusting chick. 1/10

>>22871999
trips
we dont have to be wild or loud

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Cosplaying today

Mettaton ex desu :3

>>22873059
Heading to a con?

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Allo

>>22873077
Nah just practicing for a con (:

>>22873059
mettaton's outfit has a lot more stuff on it, doesn't it?

>>22873198
You've been missed. Update us

>>22873198
What's up olli?

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>>22873209
Im growing it out. Visiting the thread while i still can.
>>22873216
Nothing new!

>>22873211
A looooot haha I was just playin around but I hope to make his entire outfit!

>>22873230
You're looking really good.

>>22872200
>that tongue
Holy FFFFFFFF

>>22873209
olli is best girl get out of here

>>22873230
Oh my god you're amazing... I need more of you

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>>22873240
>>22873261
<33

>>22873271
Go for it, maybe its a good idea
>>22873059
Shima desu senpai desu <3 desu

Olli could you make for cleavage and short hair?

>>22870974
Wow.

>>22873261

Caela, How do you feel about polyandry?

I think you have a long line of husbands now.

You're absolutely gorgeous.

>>22871999
>am i just a hot bod to look at to you anon
kinda
>>22873198
>>22873230
>>22873273
>perky pokies
eyyyy olli, how have ya been? going for short hair again or growing it out?

>>22873273
4 real marry me

>>22873547
i would love to have a harem of men but im not ready to commit to marriage unless its olli

>>22873977
>kinda
http://youtu.be/hCyCw1OWulY

>>22874057
Marrying Olli would reduce the male:female ratio from ~20:1 to about 10:1. I suppose that would still keep everyone busy. Are you sure you're not just trying to offload dick onto Olli?

& actually, having seen your lovely bod before, it was your fantastic face that won me today.

>>22874057
stop pretending, you broke my heart first with leaving me standing on that bridge called sbt in the fucking rain. i'm all wet and sad now.
go get your hair cut as short as you dare desu.

>>22874080
>desu
ohhh c'mon, that just has to end at one point. annoying chink.

>>22874084
can you please not throw racial slurs around in this thread

>>22874091
okay, i'm sorry muh nigger.

>>22874073
yes...all part of my evil plan to slowly cripple /soc/ from the inside out ,':)
>it was your fantastic face that won me today.
its funny cause i feel like its usually the other way around haha

>>22874080
dont worry i have something good planned for Christmas it'll be great (maybe)

>>22874084
desu desu desu desu desu t b h

>>22874153
not gonna get hyped, i hate standing in the rain. you do you winnie pooh.
speaking of standing in the rain, i'm off to work to stand in the rain. have a sweet night, caela. and don't be a stranger, get short and drop by in here some times.

>>22874153
>its usually the other way around
*cough* well, you are attractive regardless of which way around you are facing

Hopefully you'll get your horny going by Christmas, that would be something good too!

>>22874091
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>>22874153
Can you post more pics please so that my urge to marry you is fueled? ty : ^ )

>>22874153
>dont worry i have something good planned for Christmas it'll be great (maybe)
Not going to make a joke about camwhore promises this time.

Just nice having you around a bit after such a long hiatus. Night caela.

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>>22874167
have fun at work anon stay warm

>>22874195
yea once winter break rolls around i think my quality of life will improve greatly

>>22874217
its not good to feed an addiction
but i have plenty of dorky pictures

>>22874257
i said maybe so that if i dont follow through i would get crucified for it
im tryin here have a lil faith

>>22874333
Don't worry this is one of them healthy addictions. Sometimes I just need my fix of qt weeb girls okay!!!

>>22874333
I cannot understand why you are not swept into a man's arms (or Olli's). Too damn cute.

>>22874333
>i said maybe so that if i dont follow through i would get crucified for it
>im tryin here have a lil faith
I believe in you caela! Hopefully that motivates you rather than my previous self-defensive de-hyping.

Also goofy caela might be the cutest caela yet.

>>22874333
Why do cute girls like this exist and i am here being all weird and shit.

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>>22874407
>every anon, ever

>>22874416
Indeed. The only worst place is tumblr

>>22874407
go out more nigger

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>>22874362
no!! not okay!! dont yell at me!!

>>22874379
i would also love to know why i am >tfw no bf

>>22874402
good i believe in the you that believe in me
>goofy caela
its a rare sight to behold

>>22874407
i can assure you i am just as weird if not weirder
we gotta stick together anon

>>22874468
You probably are, yes.

>>22874468
smfh family, you are such a weeb. glad you're not ded tho I guess~

>>22874468
I'm sorry sometimes I just raise my voice and get flustered gosh!!! I feel like I could never have a serious conversation with you. It would just devolve into being fucking dorks

>>22874519
>devolve into being fucking dorks
That's called friendship, anon, and it's a good thing

>>22874540
>wanting a friendship
No, she must be my waifu

Holy shit DID I MISS SHIMAPOSTING TWICE?

God damnit

I live in the same city as Shima and I've never met her ;_;

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>>22874484
admitting it is the first step to recovery

>>22874493
i cant help it its in my bLOOD

>>22874519
we're having a serious conversation right now! what are your hobbies? favorite food? ssn? favorite color?

>>22874551
start stalking her :^)

>>22874567
lel

>>22874567
I like cars, music and movies. My favourite food is 100% sushi. SSN is 1234 5678 9123 ; ))). And my favourite colour is probably something close to a lavender purple. Same questions to you friend :~)

>>22872450
Wait.. hold up a minute..
there are gorgeous girls who play metal gear?
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

>>22874567
I see your maymay posting is as sharp as ever lol

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>>22874551
I only go out to campus is why or to the mall I usually just sleep lmao :3

>>22874603
ok first off i would just like to say thats not how ssns work that is not the correct pattern you cannot fool me i am onto you
i am allergic to shellfish i hope we can still be friends

>>22874609
on my 4th playthru bb
tht make u horny?

>>22874619
another thing that is in my blood

>>22874630
are you a trust fund baby or something

>>22874630
do you never eat out?

>>22874653
>trust fund baby
god you sound poor

>>22874646
>i am allergic to shellfish i hope we can still be friends
true suffering

>>22874653
I'm adopted lmao

>>22874654
I do sometimes yeah

>>22874646
I'm from the great white north where that's close to what our ssn's look like so I just assumed I'm so sorry for lying pls don't hate me. No worries I still think you're a cool person regardless even if it hurts the core of my being a little :T

>>22874666
gonna be totally honest i was raised on a strict diet of meat and potatoes so seafood in general has never rlly done much for me

>>22874711
oops im sorry are you implying you live in canada are you east coast or west coast canada
im sorry i just really like steak I'll still enjoy some fishies every now and then

>>22874822
I'm from Canada, the west coast to be specific. Honestly I often prefer Steak but I think sushi is more consistent in it's goodness. I've had some bad sushi and it's still alright but bad steak is REAL bad in my opinion. Tell me though, how do you order your steak?

>>22874630
are you a trap\trans?

>>22874898
Reverse trap :v)

>>22874902
shima you aint fooling anyone with your massive 10 inch dong

>>22874902
why are your eyebrows the way they are?

>>22874860
yea thats reasonable but I've never had like genuine sushi in japan so i dont know how much of a lie im living in terms of what i consider good sushi
plus theres no good sushi places around me to begin with
medium rare all the way bb

>>22874902
well as long as you have a kitty down there idc

>>22874912
So big
>>22874937
Makeup
>>22874939
Nyan~

>>22874955

>>22874938
I actually made the mistake of not having sushi when I was in Japan. I slap myself every day because of it.

>medium rare all the way bb
A woman after my own heart, it makes me have the feels

>>22874630
challenge accepted : will fap to this

>>22874955
what do they look like without makeup? photo evidence please and thank you

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>>22874975
A little less filled in is all they look like

>>22875022
you look better imo

do you have one without the piercing too?

>>22875022
pretty

>>22875022
looks good. thanks

>>22874677
>I'm adopted

so were your birth parents abusive or something? that would explain a lot

>>22875069
Too lazy
>>22875083
>>22875101
Tyty :3

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Testing out curlers. My hair is naturally wavy so we shall see how it turns out.

>>22875163
fap material :)

>>22875163
Should be dramatic. Please post results as a hairstyle-of-the-day after you are dressed, made-up, and ready to go out tomorrow. That's the true test, don't you think?

>>22875163
cute face desu

>>22875179
It could be just a frizzy ugly mess of curls. I'll post an Unstyled and a styled one.

>>22875180
gracias

>>22875177
Not sure how.

>>22875163
Are you a new grill?
timestamp pls

>>22875203
Sadly, not new at all

>>22875186
I appreciate that this is all for lols, but I really would appreciate that. The transition from bird's nest to beauty (chaos into order) that confronts women on a daily basis is fascinating.

>>22875226
You mean, it proves it takes a lot to look ok. My hair takes a lot of work.

>>22875234
Um, yeah.

I deleted a second paragraph about oppressive rituals, but you summed it up: it's just work. Also, here's hoping the curls are uniform, untangled and infinitely manageable.

>>22875234
I wish you posted some lewd pictures. You are my crush.

>>22874630
UW I'm guessing?

I was spending a lot of time there trying to bang this other chick, I should have spent it all trying to find you.

>>22875247
I think that's asking too much. Normally that takes heat styling. But let's hope!
>>22875248
Sorry, won't happen. Not my thing.

>>22874646
So horny I just grew a shrapnel horn out of my head

>>22874630
What's her/your tumblr? Think I found someone using her/your photos pretending to be her/you.

>>22875343
I have a couple, whats the tumblr of the one youre referring to

>>22875250
No i dont go there

>>22875163
Hey, you havent been back in a bit. How's life?

>>22875383
Been ok. Nothing special

>>22875218
Sorry the newfag is me apparently

>>22875401
Sounds alright. Still letting your hair grow out?

>>22875401
Housewife life is sure boring, ain't it?

>>22875421
Yes I am.

>>22875444
Not really. Not really a house wife either. I pull my weight.

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>>22872200
>blonde
>blue eyes
>short hair
>QT
>METAL GEAR
>Anime
>Fellow East Coast
Legitimate perfect girl where are you east coast wise

bumpy for a lively thread

>>22875641
>blue eyes
you shit blue?

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>>22875641
>Legitimate perfect girl

bump for mew, the best girl on /soc/

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Hello, how is everyone?

>>22877863
nice jaw, who might you me?

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>>22877868
Thanks! I go by Nil. It's been awhile since I posted last

>>22877999
Omg not this whale again. Somebody kill me please

>>22877999
God you're one of my favorites here... More?

>>22874938
I wish you'd have camwhored longer

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>>22878066
Haha, yeah still working on it. Weight loss has been slow. I could volunteer to kill you tho. Is suffocating under a whale ok?
>>22878144
Aww, I am? I don't have much more cause I'm working but here's today's outfit

>>22874963
I can actually understand not wanting to get sushi right away, since theres so many other japanese foods that would never even see the light of day in canada/america like i would get takoyaki so fast
anything above medium rare is unacceptable as far as im concered

>>22875295
kekd
my dream come truuu

>>22875641
northeast coast

>>22878291
me too

>>22878321
Damn right you are. You're sexy as hell... I'd do ridiculous things to you.

>>22878334
I mean why'd you stop then?

>>22878321
You're just ugly, wannabe, queen of camwhores. it's like you don't have self steem and your life depends on the attention you get here.

You're just worst than the neckbeards and losers of 4chan.

>>22878356
I see her get all kinds of love and attention all the time. I think you are just negative and hate her for some personal reason

>>22878356
Well fuck this guy.

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>>22878338
Thank you! I do like ridiculous things. Although probably not the ridiculous things you're thinking of lol