FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA) Dirty talk, audio masturbation, voc

>>22835146
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GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW

AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe

Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B

Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0

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Anyone willing to do a raceplay improv?

hey it's mittens or whatever.

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>>22835146
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THANKSGIVING

EROTIC THANKSGIVING CHALLENGE!

THE CHALLENGE IS TO...UM... MAKE THANKSGIVING SEXY!

IMPROV/SCRIPT POSSIBILITIES

Hooking up with someone you haven't seen since you were last home... (and for you incest fans, that can include family members)

Food porn with cranberry sauce? Mashed potatoes? Pie?

Sneaky fapping because you are back home and the house is filled with relatives...

Finally all alone with your SO as the rest of the family is shoppping on Black Friday

Sneaking off to a quiet corner of the mall to fuck on Black Friday

You are molested in your post-turkey tryptophanic coma

Sex in a pilgrim costume?

Tell us about any sexy thanksgiving incident.

Masturbate and gobble like a turkey when you come?

Ghosts of American Indians possess the men in a family, and as punishment they (naturally) cause a rape-fest of the women of the house.

At dinner, sneaking under the table to blow bf/brother/brother-in-law. Bonus points for accidentally getting the wrong guy.

Working retail on Black Friday, you run out of the last of (insert whatever the biggest fad gift is) but coerce the shopper to fuck you for the last one.
And anything else you can come up with.


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>>22835193
What the fuck

>>22835200
Um, it's just the Turkey day challenge that's been up since November started. Have you been asleep, Mittens?

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>>22835146
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ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?

First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW

*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

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>>22835209
>have you been working and lost interest because of drama, Mittens?
Ft4u

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Can I have green?

>>22835222
Close

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>>22835146
>>22771106 (OP)
FSA BINS
==========================
SEXUAL

FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
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NONSEXUAL*

DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)

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STAY BUMPED, brand new thread!

I'll do Skype notifications tomorrow.

Things are looking up for me a little.

Enjoy the sun and the moon necking(pic related)

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http://chirb.it/Jpaf4q
New person (battle cat if not taken) answering MSA questions.
Sorry I'm so nervous へ(´д｀へ)

>>22835383
We've never had a battle cat before. Welcome!

Nervousness is to be expected. You'll get over it!

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>>22835383
Welcome, little Battlecat. I regret to say that I never had a figure of you when I was growing up.

What type of material would you care to record for us, topically? Femsub, Femdom, something else?

I did note that you liked Lolita, so I will just come out and ask, rather than beat around the bush, if you'd have any interest doing loli/age-play type scripts?

Just let us know what you'd like and I'm sure scripts and requests will start flying your way. Have fun! I look forward to hearing more from you.

>>22835505
Hello and thank you!

I think I might start with the easy stuff like sweet talk or something. But doing loli/age-play would interest me - though I'm not sure I'll be too good at it. I will look over some scripts and practice.

>>22835541
>>22835383
adorable voice! I'm really excited to hear more from you.

>>22835541
You are quite welcome. Here is the main script archive by subject:
http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b

And this, specifically, is the sweet talk archive (sfw), to get you started:
http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg

No rush, go at your own pace. We want everyone here to be comfortable and never feel pressured to do anything they aren't ready for.

And glad to hear you have an open mind on those subjects. But of course it's probably something you'd want to work your way up to. I *do* think you have a good voice for it though.

Relax and enjoy. See ya around!

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Harley Establishing ^.^
http://www.chirbit.com/Harley

For anyone who feels uncomfy with requesting in thread you can email a request at [email protected]

Will Do Anything Except:

Parent/Child Incest
With Age play 15 is the lowest I can go
Negative Discrimination

For the moment I'm full up on improvs. So if you'd like something please give me a script.

Examples:

Cock Worship Improv
http://chirb.it/ty8q47

Power Out
[dom/sub, tease]
http://chirb.it/FKIA5N

Extension
[femdom, teacher/student]
http://chirb.it/8Et1d0

Music Ramble
http://chirb.it/6vgB0I

>>22835938
how about IR kekolding/sph?

>>22835938
Could you do this script please?
http://pastebin.com/ApiEtkR8

>>22831912
Bully Cock- Short
http://chirb.it/691ChP

>>22822987
Mythos War-Choices Ramble
http://chirb.it/GC0qyf

>>22788731
Foot Fetish "Experience" Ramble
http://chirb.it/7IKKP8

Email Requests

Princess Pleasing Succubus
[girl/girl, "blow job" sounds, "cream", noises]
http://chirb.it/dKNk3E

69 Swear
[69, cock sucking, moans, swearing]
http://chirb.it/NgaeBs

The Trapeze Swingers-Opinions
[song by Iron & Wine, commentary on song. Stop and go]
http://chirb.it/mbvGwc


>>22835994
Not 100% sure what that is?

>>22836066
I can do that. Will do that tomorrow. ^.^

>>22836256
>Not 100% sure what that is?
Interracial kek/small penis humiliation

>>22836287
c-u-c-k automatically gets replaced by kek because 4chan thinks that's funny

>>22836291
I should be fine.
I have issues with racial slurs, but if it's just a guy that happens to be -insert color here- then that's fine.

>>22836310
in that case, regular SPH without the slurs will suffice, race doesn't need to play a role. comparison of the listener to a "real man" is encouraged. referring to him as a hung bull, a stud, etc. I'd love if the theme was a cheerleader teasing a nerd about his small, wimpy cock, telling him how much bigger and better his bully is than him. the crueler the better. calling the listener "wimp", "pin-dick", etc. would be really hot.

>>22836318
maybe even talking about how much bigger and stronger the bully is, talking about how it turns you on seeing a big dicked bully pummel a wimp, etc.

>>22836318
>>22836322
Oh. Well the idea itself is fine but...
>For the moment I'm full up on improvs. So if you'd like something please give me a script.

If you want to rough up a basic script of what you want, I'd be down.

>>22836337
Fuck. it's been over a year since I've written a script. I usually ask for improvs because

A) It's easier for me, lol, and
B) because I like the surprise of a girl taking my concept and running with it. makes it more "exciting" or w/e.

I don't mind waiting until your improv waiting list frees up some space. Even if it takes a few weeks lol. If you absolutely NEED a rough script, I'll work on one, I feel I'm actually pretty good at them, but if it's just time that's an issue, I'm more than happy to wait.

>>22836348
>A) It's easier for me, lol, and
...yep pretty much sums up my side too :P

It's just time. I can do it eventually. Remind me at the beginning of next thread and I'll see where I'm at. <3 thank you for being understanding broski

>>22836363
....if I whip up a script real quick, is there a chance you can record it tonight? I just realized I'm horny AF and if I can nut to this, It'd be amazing.

>>22836381
As long as you get off on it sure :)
Hit me.

>>22836386
In the process right now, you the shit.

>>22836386
http://pastebin.com/w5xuccsC

Here ya go! :D

>>22836444
Damn man. Just write and shit. Okay be back in a few minutes.

>>22836453
okey dokey

>>22836462
Bam.
Cheerleader Bully Kek
[by:SPH, little dick/wimp humiliation, fem/bitch]
http://chirb.it/kxC4CN

Sorry chirbit was being an asshole. I can do a better one tomorrow if you'd like.

>>22836494

I just came SO FUCKING HARD. HOLY SHIT. Bless you. FUCK that was hot.

>>22836510
^.^ *happy dance*

>>22836516
Seriously though, you did a great job of catching just the right vocal inflections I was trying to go for when I was writing this.

I go by the name "FTS" 'round these parts. Most of my work in this thread predates you being a contributor. I used to write a lot of stuff for Blush, actually.

*WHADDUP BLUSH*

Anyway, you did a really good job with that script. Kudos, for real. Hope to write some more stuff for you in the future!

>>22836526
Glad I put a sound to the feeling. And I'm very happy you are pleased with it. Okidoki. Yes Blush is da bomb. I adore that girl.
Feel free to send it my way, I look forward to it.

Harley out!

>>22835192
just dropping by to say ur good at what u do have a sick day man

>>22835217
>drama
did I miss something, or is that in the underground FSA shit?

>>22835938
You're a goddess!

One of my favorite artists of this century.

Keep up with the good work!

Love from Brazil.

>>22835938

Hey Harl, could you try reading this?

http://pastebin.com/eXAfFGE3

thanks a bunch

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>>22836778
>Harl

My brain read it "Haaaaaaaarl !"

>>22835938

>Mom and the Big Bully

http://pastebin.com/ApiEtkR8

pls


Think it's a bit long as it is desu. Hoping someone picks it up. Thanks.

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Soviet reporting in! I've got the day off so I'm available to do some requests

Also here's two from the last thread in case the askers missed them:
>>22809745
In The Stairwell
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oN9FgE8Vi9

>>22831673
Love Me a Little
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DXskBTmv1U

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Just listened to an audio bby Soviet...

holyshitholyshitholyshitholyshit

I fucking came so much, you have such a sexy fucking voice. I really hope you stick around.

Someone do some big-penis humiliation improv? Maybe focussing on the fact that the dick is so big it can't even get fully hard, maybe measuring it and taking pictures of it, whatever comes to mind.

>>22837364
I laughed so hard at that Grinch picture omg XD

I'm glad you liked it!

>>22835541
Sounds great battlecat, your voice is fantastic and would be great for loli. Quick question would you do a more straight shota ageplay, such as Big Sis or Babysitter and would you be down for a beast (k9) script? I'm writing a doggy collab and need two girls total. I get the separate sound files then just mix them.

>>22837405
Soviet I know you said you're not huge on beast, but would consider being the second voice in a doggy collab script? I didn't know if that meant you don't do it period or would possibly consider it.

>>22837382
I could try, haven't done an improv yet. Were you just wanting verbal berating left unsatisfied?

>>22837422
I would consider being the instructor or something in a script but I wouldn't be down with being on the recieving end

>>22836673
I get tired of seeing the same guy complain and say someone hates him or that I reported him because he's a little bitch. Which btw, neither of those things happened. It's just excessive and it pisses everyone else off and it really makes the thread unappealing to me. He was starting shit in MSA, the other day, which is where I've been in hiding. Idk, it kind of just made me lose interest in recording.

>>22837303

After hearing you, I wrote this up.

http://pastebin.com/gbnnsRrY

would be grand to hear that sultry voice of yours read it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14FG8Wg2Lnu
first time

>>22836612
D'aw thanks darling. I'm hoping to! Off work today and I'll be enjoying a nice, late lunch with a friend I haven't seen in a while :3 have a nice day, too.

>>22837439

I cannot believe that there are really women on MSA. when ever I recorded there I just resigned myself to "Meh, s'prolly bunch of dudes getting of to this an 2 chicks" But it was fun until all the guys with deep, sexy voices or the accented guys came in to james bond it up.

>>22837450
Yeah I try to avoid listening to other female recorders, desu. Not because I'm jealous, but I truly think I have the worse voice of FSA. I don't know why some of you find my voice attractive. I honestly don't. And, once I hear other performers, I think even worse of myself. I had to stop listening to them for that reason. A lot of women lurk MSA by the way ;)

>>22836494
NOICE. Thanks, Harley.

>>22837426
Well, besides the verbal berating some touching sure can happen but I don't expect you to make the object orgasm.

>>22837303
Hello there ... Would you be kind enough to do original jerk-off instruction from

http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK ?

>>22837443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15lJnijKJIN

There ya go, I stumbled once but I really liked the rest so I didn't want to redo the whole thing

>>22837465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06NNjhPbLjL

Not super long, I wasn't sure what else to add ^^'

>>22837581
Absolutely lovely! I guess some measuring could be added, resulting in some cartoonish 14 inches perhaps?
Also while measuring you'd touch it, noticing how thick it is, maybe you'd be disgusted...

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VK Establishing

My Scripts in chronological order
http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS

FEATURED WORK: FOCUS ON ROLEPLAY

"The Good Little Wife"
[F4M] [Rom][Teacher-student][roleplay][ageplay][bestwife]
(inspired b "Amy as Wendy" by Racheal Ross on ASSTR
When her husband comes home from his teaching job all wrought up about his sexy students and their teasing, she has the solution.
http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
Line 1141 (medium)

"The Party: Story 4: Selene's Rite of Life"
[Script][F4M][Party][Playacting][Bad faux Wiccan poetry][Good Deeds][Vanilla]
http://pastebin.com/s34uL5f4
Selene was abandoned by her boyfriend at the wildest party ever, when a gorgeous man asked her to kill him. She saves him with sex and um...magic...yeah...magic.

30 Minutes in Heaven with The Babysitter
[babysitter][ageplay][roleplay][closet]
He's nervous about what will happen at his first boy and girl party, but she has the answer.
http://pastebin.com/2qJVV7rV

"The Beast in You" MF Roleplay, BDSM, Romantic
She wants to awaken his dark side. Will she?
http://pastebin.com/hTZkyFEH

"Role Play Gone Wrong"
(Rape][Abduction][roleplay][twist]
She's playing a kidnap game with her boyfriend, or is she?
http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
Line 54

"Dressing Room Surprise" JOI
[Romantic][roleplay][genie costume]
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
(Line 44)

"Birthday Genie"
[Teacher/Student][Romantic][roleplay][genie costume][series]
http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
Line 133

>>22837428
Ok I think I can work with that. Now I just need one more grill...Harley, you down?

>>22837439
Obviously you're referring to me Mittens, and I'll just bite my tongue on that. As far as MSA, Luger deserved what he got. He started it, not me. And I stand by what I said. I guess coming to the defense of a lady who was pretty much totally fucking innocent and was verbally raped isn't something you view as right, but I do. Carry on.

>>22837820
>verbally raped
It's like you want people to not like you or something. If you honestly don't understand how insanely insensitive that is for you to say that then idk what to tell you. Your presence isn't wanted by a good handful of people and it's not just a coincidence.

>>22837820
Dude if you're going to be nasty I'm going to pass on doing that recording

>>22837524
Jerk-Off Instruction
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06NNjhPbLjL

Sorry it took a bit, it took a few tries for me to be happy with it

>>22837524
>>22837939
Oops, wrong link!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XRYTKaWriB

>>22837863
There's a little back story there between myself and her, but like was mentioned last thread I'm not turning this into a war zone again. Sorry to see you wont be doing the recording, and I wasn't being nasty btw.

>>22838266
I agree with mittens. Many people don't want you around. Myself included.

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>>22838266
>>22837837

Hold on, you two. This has gone on long enough! It's time you both confessed your rabid attraction to one another and just got busy doing a 'play with Mittens'. Either that, or just agree to never reference the other ever again. Even indirectly.

I swear that the Israelis and Palestinians get along better.

>>22838342
I'd rather burn my clit off then do PWM with him.

>>22838358
So I guess that's the 'ignore' option then. Female genital mutilation is not the answer!

Though how you can resist that husky Appalachian drawl is beyond me!

>>22838331
Seconded.

Although all this is sterile ; you know he'll stay around. Explaining to him that nobody wants him here is as useful as telling Brandon he looks okay and needs to stop shitposting.

He cannot process it. Better to ignore him and leave him be. Otherwise he just feeds on attention, any attention, positive or negative.
Even my writing that was a bad idea.

Just don't feed the troll and move along.

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Pillow Bate by Entrechat

“I'm kind of embarrassed to tell you this... I'm a little shy about it, y'know? But I know how much you love to hear about the kinkier things I enjoy... and I know it makes you hard when I tell you about them. And I do really love making you hard... it turns me on so much. So here's a thing I do sometimes when I'm alone... not just masturbating, I mean we all do that, right? I know that you do... you're probably doing it right now listening to this... which is kind of what I want... I like getting you that way, you know that.
So anyway... sometimes when I'm alone, I like to mix it up a bit.. sometimes I like to have something to ride, something to rub against... it's how I first started really, sort of pushing my teddy bear between my thighs and rubbing it there, letting the nose rub against my clit... I still do it sometimes.
Maybe if I show you... let me just get comfortable here... *let us hear the sound of you getting onto all fours*
I'm sort of... well I'm sort of on my knees... my thighs spread...leaning forward... sort of how I'd look if I were astride you. And then I just pull a sheet or some pillows between my thighs here... *let us hear you doing that*
ohhh just like this... nice and close...and then I start to ease down against it... ohh fuck yes... like this... and then I start to rub against it... fuckkk... back and forth... just as if I was fucking you... ohhhhh... just like this... ohhh it feels so good... and I can come just like this so easily.. thrusting back and forth... ohhh fuck... rubbing against the pillow like this... my fingers pushing it against me... so...fuckkk... I don't think I can talk right here... because... ohhh.. because it feels so good... so let me just show you how it feels... and just... come for you... ohhh... ohhh god... just like this...

>>22838399
>Brandon
It's always so weird to me when you guys mention people outside of soc idk why.

>>22838528
It's actually legit. In the extended history of these threads, we've been on /b/ and /r9k/

>>22838399
You're right.

>>22838414

Battlecat here.

I decided to do this and practice feeling more comfortable masturbating on mic though I still sound very nervous, I'm sorry ///

http://chirb.it/NfswE7

>>22838569
Eh I know but FSA is just another world to me

>>22838582
Oh, girl. You never ever have to apologize for posting a masturbation recording!

>>22838399
Truth. Ignore

>>22838582
You names yourself battlecat............THAT'S AWESOME!

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Herald of the Goddess
(Very Short, in which the Goddess proclaims the beginning of her crusade)
http://pastebin.com/47d1btKj

Pleasing the Goddess
(Short,in which the Goddess muses about men's desire to die by her hand)
http://pastebin.com/vuRnqJ35

In the Beginning
(Long, in which the Goddess recounts the first time she slew an army)
http://pastebin.com/9WDMvuZB

Thoughts on men
(Short, in which the Goddess expresses her love for her victims)
http://pastebin.com/6qZ2VFam

The Last Man
(Medium, wherein the Goddess toys with the last man in the world.)
http://pastebin.com/kmspNVwQ

Torture
(Long, wherein the Goddess tortures numerous men to death)
http://pastebin.com/HMGEqma7

Goddess of War and Death
(Long, wherein the Goddess butchers a camp of men)
http://pastebin.com/g4WkYt7Z

Goddess Exultant
(Short, the Goddess exults in her own glory)
http://pastebin.com/DYbiWpxV

Fear The Goddess
(Short, the Goddess toying with an army before battle)
http://pastebin.com/wt4CJLTC

The Intervention
(Medium, the Goddess intervenes in a battle to claim her prizes)
http://pastebin.com/rjLrUrLj

The Original
http://pastebin.com/TmZR7bfq (Long, in which our heroine recounts felling an army of millions)

Meditations
(Long, in which the Goddess ponders her feelings towards men while massacring them.)
http://pastebin.com/QDaSZM6X

>>22838582
sweeet jesus that is a nice audio.

>>22838582
Little girl, you have a future here, that is for certain. That voice and those sounds... you will go far. You are golden. Keep up the fantastic work and I'll be checking every post with your tag. Just... damn. Thanks.

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>>22837462

your voice is lovely mittens, i've talked with you on skype.

Yeah I guess I should do the same but, when I don't get any hits when I put up a recording, and then I see some of the comments and all the req for this one person, I click on the links to hear what the fuss is about and it ends up taking the wind out of my sails. Also I want to get a better mic before I go back.

>>22835938
Awww, you used one of my scripts.

I'm flattered.

>>22838988
Oh we have? Awesome! But yeah, don't listen if you know if might discourage you. And just because you don't get replies doesn't mean people don't listen to you!

>>22838582
Battlecat, my dear, that was wonderful. Bit quiet, but wonderful, and if anything the nervousness kinda made it better if anything.. Meh. No need to be nervous, your voice is rather sweet. :)

>>22839048
It has to be said, that's one of the nice things about chirbit. You can just look at the listens count going up and know that people are listening. Do wish more people would give some feedback though.

>>22838331
>>22838358
>>22838399

*cries*
*smiles*
;)
>tfw when hated by losers and nobodies

>>22836066
>>22837170
Mom and the Big Bully
by : Hugh
[old/young>17, blackmail, NSFW]
http://chirb.it/4nAveK

>>22836778
In the Stairwell
http://chirb.it/sMhLFe
lolz to the "Haaaaaarl!"

Bonus:
To Be Whole
[girl to girl, femsub]
http://chirb.it/4AC6fp

Out of the Closet Lesbian
[lesbian?, panty sniffer]
http://chirb.it/tkAFx2

Got Horny While Doing Recordings Schlick
http://chirb.it/a6z3gm

Meanwhile, I have an open request for any and all ladies in here; line 21 of the following script bin (i.e. the only f4m script in the bin)

http://pastebin.com/EDJqWU3S

>>22836726
Thank you my dear! *hugs*

>>22837464
You're welcome! It was a quick write for the gentlemen last night. Thank him for the script.

>>22839045
Of course! Which one? I need to credit you. Unless you'd rather not.

>>22839176
>http://chirb.it/8Et1d0

We talked about this script couple of days ago, and I was wondering if you were still into doing it. I hate to push, though.

http://pastebin.com/gaPeqg1Q

>>22838399

Ignoring him is great. But also make sure to report him every time he does something rule breaking.

>>22839151

>http://chirb.it/sMhLFe

FFFFfffffffuck yess, thank you for that Harl, will listen to it again and again.

>>22838582
>http://chirb.it/NfswE7

very cute voice, loved listening to this, thanks!

>>22838582
Your voice is God-tier, don't stop. Someone get this girl a loli-script!
Since you are a cat and all, how do you feel about beast (more specifically k9) audios? Down with it? I'm writing a specific script that requires to voice actors...had one...she bounced, so was going to ask you.

>>22839723
Two*
>tfw auto correct

>>22839549

I didn't say false reports, I said when you break the rules which is often enough.
>>22839723

Of course she bounced, everyone you meet bounces soon after. You talk nice until you get the thing or two recorded, get a skype session in and then you end up pissing them off.

Which I'll spare you guys some time of reading his posts, or watching how he works and give you this fictionalized summary.


Ballad of IX
http://pastebin.com/2cGT1TWD

>yes, I know, I couldn't make my speech as remotely irrational or idiotic as the original

>>22839802
Fucking lol

>>22839802
I would like this to be recorded. That would be awesome. Also it should be done in a really creepy voice.

>>22839865
Shit I'll do it.

>>22839802
>>22839865
Not enough K9 tho

>>22839916
Didn't you say you weren't gonna shit up the thread again like you did last thread? It looks like that's what you are doing.

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>>22839896
>Shit I'll do it.

*Throws hands up in the air* Damn. Well, so much for another Nobel prize. Maybe I'll go try to mend the schism between Sunni and Shiite Islam. Easier I think.

>>22839723
Ahhh thank you!

Um this might sound dumb but what are k9 audios? I'm not sure I would be great at doing any two person stuff my audio quality is shit.

I could maybe look over the script and do a reading if you wanted? I would like a loli script too, if you have one. ^^

>>22839905

lol, I was trying not to mock his kinks. It doesn't matter what someone is into, just how they behave here and treat other contributors.

>>22840237

Not him but k9 = dog on woman, bestiality themed audios

I think we have specific ageplay/loli archives above buut I have a bunch here as well. Keep in mind that loli/ageplay stuff can get pretty extreme on the thread. I don't think many writers mind if you change or omit specific ages.


>Female Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/9anGZJ5i

>Extreme Ageplay Scripts
http://pastebin.com/GdAxK9Eh

>>22840344
It's more making fun of the demand versus the actual kink

Any girls taking paid requests?

>>22840237
>>22840344

There are more tame versions of many of the age-play scripts inside the Female Audio Scripts Mega-Archive link (marked GWA Edit), if mentioning explicit, or very young ages is not something you are comfortable with initially. But there is no prohibition against saying any ages you wish here, so if you enjoy that aspect, don't hold back.

Age-play recordings often generate strong responses both for and against, so though you will win many fans, some will likely take shots at you (usually indirectly). Not trying to scare you, just be aware of that.

I for one would love to hear some nice and nasty age-play scripts read. It's been a few months since any have been done here. But as always BC, there is no rush. Take your time and get comfortable. You are still in early days yet.

>Tfw I bought a new toy but I don't feel like recording it
Whyyyy

>>22840377
Depending on the content, sure
(This is Soviet btw)

Also I forgot to put these up earlier I made a chirbit, www.chirbit.com/Soviet and an email for those shy anons [email protected])

>>22840457
I think it's clearer in here now. But wait a day and see how you feel.

>>22840237
hey battlecat, what do you think of this script? It would be amazing to hear this from you.

pastebin.com/bNtkZUJm

>>22840344
>>22840415

Thank you both for the warning. I would love to do a variety of different things for the experience and hopefully people will just listen to the ones they want. I have picked a few scripts to do.

And, people are more accepting of k9 stuff than loli? How strange!

>>22840495
I was actually looking at this one, I would love to do it. I will try to have it up tomorrow!

>>22840377
Harley does.
[email protected]

>>22840458
hey soviet, would love to hear a bondage or just sex fantasy from you. Could be either as you dom or sub. :)

>>22840616
>I will try to have it up tomorrow!
awww yesssssssssssssss! I'm excited for it.

>>22839151
>Mom and the Big Bully

Thank you so much. I appreciate the time you
all put into these.


If I want to share a script, do I post in itt or is there another place?

>>22840742
I think the thread understanding is to use pastebin.

>>22840742
If it fits in one or two posts, it can go on the thread. If it's longer, pastebin is better.

>>22840661
Sure! Just me talking about a personal fantasy or reading a bondage script? I am also game to do both XD

>>22840828
just a personal fantasy, something off the top of your head, something where if you had access to all the toys and equipment you could ever want you would have.

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STAY BUMPED!

Better days are ahead

Or at least more food.

>>22840980
mmmmmmm fooooood

>>22840833
Back at my house, so I'll get to recording :3

>>22841216
no rush, just whenever you have time

>>22841218
http://chirb.it/2DmehJ
Tada!

>>22839200
Do you have a name to credit or would you prefer to be nameless?

>.< Oh my Cabbages I am so sorry! I completely forgot about it. I'm sorry.

Oviposition
[femdom, man-slave?, alien, egg incubator]
http://chirb.it/1414bG
(She felt like she'd have a deeper voice to me so that's what I did. If you don't like it I can do it with a more natural voice. Just let me know. So sorry)

>>22839641
You are very welcome ^.^

>>22840742
Of course ;)
Also: I'd really like to do more recordings directed at the female persuasion. So any female lurkers out there, please feel free to suggest something or email ideas etcetera.

>>22841492
Very nice I liked it. so if you so protective of your neck how do you feel about collars? but i feel you about the specificity. Thanks so much for taking the time to record that for me :)

>>22841546
Just sent an email request

>>22841585
Now that you mention it, I had completely forgot those! I'm half and half, they're fun in public because then you've got the looks and the bubbling feeling of what happens when it comes off, maybe tugging on it if the partner is there, but in the bedroom I prefer having that space available for bites and kisses <3

>>22839151
>Got Horny While Doing Recordings Schlick
God, I love you, Harl.

>>22841678
Good to know, thanks for taking the time to record that for me, love your voice soviet, look forward to hearing more from you.

>>22841847
^.^ <3

>>22840237
Hey BC, yes as mentioned it's a doggy script. As for the collab, you'd just read your part and then I would mix your part with the 2nd girls later and viola, you have a two girl audio. We've tried to do it through Skype, etc and this is much easier. I can get the script to you once I've found girl #2.

I think it's really awesome you're open minded and will do ageplay and such, it's going to make your VERY popular around here ;)

>>22842100
Yvan you be girl 2 Harl? You've done a few K9's for me.

I did the questionnaire. Let me know if you guys want me to post anything else <3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gncb2memOZ

Did the non-dirty questionnaire as well :)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dIq201v6N8

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>>22837439
My opinion of you just keeps getting more and more positive. I completely agree with your response.

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Now with less feculence!

>>22842355
Zzz-let it go my god.
;)

>>22842687
VK how the hell are ya? Ready to eat some Turkey? Any females have any crazy family thanksgiving day stories to tell?

Desperation poetry link BUMP
http://pastebin.com/dNFBTrFi

>>22842273

Hello, it's good to hear some one new, welcome to the thread :) Shame about the mic, or maybe it's just vocaroo.

I knew I should have become a priest. There is nothing I could write, nothing I could make up that would be as hot as that story actually happening to someone. Perhaps after I die, and if there is a creator, and that creator is a human, the creator may grant me the very small and immature request to experience sex like that.

Even so, like listening to all that.

>>22842273
Hiya Cas! Welcome. Hope you find fun here and enjoy recording things for us. See ya around.

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hey harley I emailed you an offer you can't refuse

>>22842273
Can you talk more about the Dom/sub, master/slave and daddy relationships that you had? I find that type of stuff hot.

>>22836318
>>22836291
please end self

Mittens here. In the mood for some requests. Not in the mood for just anything. Just got home from a long ass day so pls b gentle

>>22844431
hello mittens, would you be willing to just give me a bondage fantasy? just something off the top of your head that you find hot and wish could happen.

>>22844431
>Mittens

Fresh Prince theme song plz

>>22844441
Uh
>>22844585
Yes

>>22844629
lol no worries :)

>>22844360
So he gets off to SPH- what's your fetish meat and potatoes kid? This may surprise you, Some people who've had a lot of sex find regular sex pretty boring. We're forced to turn to alternatives to get off. And kink shaming is so 2 years ago, regardless ;)

>>22844709
Well that was a short ban for you.

newbie here...
my recording is an excerpt from the movie I'm a Cyborg, but thats Ok

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wWl4Tdqj8i

please tell me what you think ;////;

Soviet here! I don't have work tomorrow, so I'm gonna stay up and record some stuff!

>>22845110
Yay

>>22845049
Very nice! Excellent production values. Quite fun. Keep it up.

>>22844266
Definitely :) I'll try to post tonight.

>>22843797
Thank you!

>>22843496
It was definitely an experience haha. Maybe I'll elaborate more on it ;)

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One last BUMP before bed.

STAY BUMPED thread!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11YaBuuqcAB

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>>22841546
Honestly, I'm more or less fine with not being credited. anon etc

Also, please don't apologise for doing something nice.

>>22839200
>>22846107
Ugh I just listened to this... yes please, that was very well done. Love the sound of your voice.

So I redid the "In The Stairwell" piece, I tried slowing the fuck down (yay jitters) and added a bit of a different attitude. Hope you like it!

http://chirb.it/IMFvvf

>>22846138
Very nice soviet. Was awesome, now i need to go take care of something, i'll be back in a while ;)

>>22845991
link doesn't work?

thread needs more harley

>>22839152
Soon as my roommates clear the house I'll work on this!

>>22846302
hey soviet what part of the world you in. ie pacific northwest, south east, Europe, just curious about your accent.

>>22842270
>>22844208
Will answer email today/tomorrow.

>>22846107
Okidoki. As you wish.
O.K. ...but did you like it?

>>22846132
Thank you! It's a new *low* for me. Haha.

>>22846255
Yes? ^.^

>>22845049
Very nice.
Also Howdy Newbie. Is the name official?

>>22837303
Soviet. Welcome!
Love the name.

>>22835383
I'm a bit jealous I didn't think of Battlecat. Nice to meet ya!

>>22842273
Hey there Casey.
I support the you talking about the dom/sub stuff. Please continue. :)

>>22844431
Mittens! <3

>>22846317
figured it appropriate to answer this in a recording
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12uCjF2nbcw

>>22846138

Thank you, will listen to when I get off work (in 10 hours.)

>>22846439
Very interesting, thanks for explaining.

>>22839151
Thanks Harley, that was great.

>>22846439

If it helps at all, to my thoroughly British ears your accent is definitely American (I suspect that the bloke who said you had a German accent has never met a native German speaker in their lives because you're right, you sound nothing like them).

Mid-western is probably right as the overriding element of your accent (it sounds like the accent of a web-comedienne who is definitely from the US mid-west). It certainly doesn't have any of the features I'd associate with the coasts or the south, and it's definitely not Canadian.

As I think I've said earlier in the thread though, it is nice to listen to all the same. :)

>>22839152
First time I've ever tried making sexy sounds for a recording...please be gentle

The Favorite Position
http://chirb.it/CcmtgF

>>22846918
A minute in and I was hard as a rock. And then I came buckets.

Twice as it happened.

The sounds were lovely, and dear gods but your voice is sexy.

Thank you!

>>22847016
Excellent, I'm glad you liked it!

I miss ss :(

>>22846918
I came so hard to this... thanks soviet

>>22847061

we all do, and me especially.

>>22847061
If you miss her that bad I'd check the site that has the word Red in it. She may still be over there. I refuse to go to that site, as I completely and utterly despise it.

>>22846395
>Will answer email today/tomorrow
Ok sweetums, I'll check after da gym

>>22839152
The Favorite Position
[femsub, oral, f4m]
http://chirb.it/GzrqAg

>>22846854
You are welcome ;)

>>22847230
PORN COMMENTARY PLS

>>22847230
Oh sweet jesus, so good.

Oh, and this other fellow wants Porn Commentary. Here's a suggestion from xhamster:
/movies/3624526/penny_pax_the_submission_of_emma_marx_2013_scene_3.html

>>22847301
OK. Will do this later today.

>>22847314
I'll look into it after I wake up. Almost to 24 hours awake. The internet is so delicious.

>>22847174

as do I. a shame to hear it. I tried reaching out to her on her on the first page that came up i a search, no response, even though I did see all her audio posts were recent.

C'est la vie

Morning bump!

LUNCHTIME BUMP

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>>22842266
>>22842270
>>22847174
>>22847178
Can you ever reply to everyone in just one post instead of replying multiple times? Seriously, how stupid can you be. ..

>>22848178
It's IX. That's the kinda shit he does.

>>22839151

Oooh, delightful performance of my script, Harley.

Hugh here. Nothing new to post, so I won't spam all my links. But I'll have new scripts before too long. Still have some unrecorded ones I've previously written, but it's all good.

Hope everyone has a happy thanksgiving!

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>>22848178
>Seriously, how stupid can you be. ..

;)
I wouldn't equate multiple posts with intelligence levels. Take your post, for example. Your phrase, "Can you ever reply to everyone in just one post instead of replying multiple times?"- is actually a huge run-on sentence.

In addition, Pleb, your usage of the English language is horrid. To-wit: "you ever reply to everyone" is grammatically wrong and should be shortened to state simply "Why can't you reply to people in one post, instead of several posts?" This uses proper commas, in addition to eliminating your run-on sentence, and doesn't make you seem retarded. ;)

Lastly, Pleb, the final series of periods are out of order, and show signs of nervousness and Autism.

Actually, I'll just fix all your fuck-ups for you since you're so smart:

>InstigatorX is my father and my Daddy. I'm a >little bitch who's JELLY.

There, your post has been corrected!

>>22847563
>C'est la vie

La Vie...
;)

>>22849728
glad to see FSA never changes

>>22847563

I did a quick search and found your answer, posted about a month ago;

>Just FYI, I am on an extended hiatus from creating new audio. I have a new job, my dream job, and I love it. I can’t risk that right now. I miss making audio, and hope to return some day.

>>22849897

Everytime I check the thread. It's annoying since there isn't a great solution, multiple IP's and ban evades pretty quickly.

The best solution is for him to just not have a reason to show up here, to get the performers to /never do one of his requests ever again/. Start a blacklist. The problem then is new posters don't know the situation...ugg...

Y'all niggas need jesus.

I can't masturbate to this. -Vit

>>22849999
Sweetie what we need is you. We also need a bouncer.

>>22849959
Aren't you supposed to be perma-banned for evading a ban?

>>22849959
Also here is an idea. We could try and get whoever makes the new thread (I assume that's vk) to blacklist all his scripts in the OP. Let everyone know he isn't welcome.

>>22849728
wow, and I thought I was insecure. I think I'll pass on these threads, recording would seem fun but not with these kinds of people.

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>>22849897
Except this time it's different. People start on me instead of me starting on them. It's amusing actually.

>>22849959
> ban evades pretty quickly>multiple IPs

*LAUGH.OUT.LOUD* 4chan has this neat way of not only performing IP bans, but also remembering MAC addresses, regardless of IP. Someone failed networking 101 ;) While true, something like a VPN would possibly work to evade bans (something I don't have)
, I wait patiently each time I have been banned (from my loyal IX fetishists like you all) to return. No ban evasion going on here, I assure you. And the last MOD was smart enough to see I was only defending myself, and simply deleted my comments. He didn't ban me. Self-defense is still a god given right in this country, fyi.

>>22850090
>Aren't you supposed to be perma-banned for evading a ban?

You're a shit starter, nothing more.

Folks, the mods aren't stupid. They know you're trying to get me banned. Like I said earlier, just leave me alone ;)

>>22850117
wow, and I thought I was insecure. I think I'll pass on these threads, recording would seem fun but not with these kinds of people.

GTFO ;)
>tfw kid starts shit and then runs with his tail tucked between his legs.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Mods, it's obviously the same people and samefagging going on to get me banned. I'll keep my mouth shut, as it's plain to see what they are trying to accomplish here. Sorry for any shitting up the thread. ;)

Gets guys, I'm being indecisive between a couple scripts. Are people more up for sweeter, more dirty, or just some more personal question prompts?

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>>22850107
VK here. Taking time off from cookie baking and mashed potato jamming, to mention this.

IX actually asked me to remove his name and bin from the Author's post for whatever that is worth.

IX and his detractors are equally responsible for shitting up the thread. Way back when I was just a newbie OP, I would occasionally post too much in a thread. Kind? anons would point that out saying, "Post less"

That's what I would ask. This kind of shit drives more performers away than even I have been accused of doing.

>>22850107

That probably won't happen. It would have to be something anons do. VK does great work, but he's as non-confrontational as it gets. 99% of the time it's the best course of action...but maybe not in this case.

>>22850139

You're not capable of being sorry. Every time you get enough heat (or get banned) you say you'll shape up...and for a week or two you keep your head down, then as soon as you think we forgot you're back at it; harming the thread and insulting contributors.

>>22850258
Dirty Fsub! The dirtier the better.

>>22850304

I know as well as anyone the problem with anons feeding into the mess. However the 'if you ignore the problem it'll go away' method hasn't exactly worked lately, has it?

-Ollie

>>22850258

I don't think these have been posted here in a while. (obviously open to anyone bit I just had to link here since one has stalin referenced in it) :b

Questions for Femanon's (Masturbation Edition)
http://pastebin.com/dzfVNjqA

Questions for Femanon's (Scripts Edition)
http://pastebin.com/aNgjJH85

Questions for Femanon's (Hard Answers Edition)
http://pastebin.com/CA6ufXaN

Questions for Femanon's (MORE Hard Answers Edition)
http://pastebin.com/dyyszcBg

>Also thread I'm out, said my fill on the drama, off for enforced family time. Have a good one.

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>>22850309
>You're not capable of being sorry.

In case you haven't noticed, I haven't started anything on this thread. I was minding my own business and then BAM. You people lit into me. If you can dish it, be prepared to take it.

>harming the thread and insulting contributors.
I agree with these kinds of things, that they are harming the thread...so just STFU and leave me be! You fucking know I'm the dog that bites back. I cannot understand why you plebs are so amazingly jealous of me.

HERES AN IDEA. YOU PEOPLE VOICE SCRIPTS AND ILL WRITE THEM AND YOU ALL WRITE THEM AND EVERYONE WEARS A SMILEY FACE AND IS HAPPY.

Actually, screw the tude'. I won't be the dog that bites back, attack me all you want. From now on, I'll ignore it all. Fucking haters man. I have never seen such fucking haters. But I'm done dealing with you, and I'm moving on to the fine ladies of FSA. I'm moving to my true author/lurker mode. Insult me when I praise the performers. Get Jelly. idgaf. Insult my kinks, insult me, idgaf. You are right, my responses are causing the thread to shit up and I'm just fucking done. I can be a man and walk away from you haters. I don't need to play these little childish games with the haters.

You'll see, I am absolutely 100% DONE responding to anything negative. So, if you're trying to piss me off and get me banned, etc etc, good luck because it simply will not work, anymore. Period.

>insulting contributors
PLEASE. Besides Mittens and Azula like EONS ago, who tf have I insulted? If anything, I offer constant praise for FSA voice actors worthy of it.

I'm also done, haters, you can all go fuck yourselves in tinychat and Skype now. You'll get no more response from me, try as though I fucking know you will.

>>22850340
I'm not going to apologize for who I am. When I do confront him, the same thing happens. He goes away for awhile and then comes back. What would you suggest if neither confrontation nor non-confrontation works? "People to avoid" section of the FAQ, perhaps?

>>22850472
roflcopter who the fuck are you is this some kind of copypasta?

Of course a thread of womans it should always have cat fights

ANCIENT POETRY BUMP

“Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century:
Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others;
Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected;
Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it;
Refusing to set aside trivial preferences;
Neglecting development and refinement of the mind;
Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do.”

— Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

>>22850507

But the catfights are fights between male posters...

>new fetish?

>>22850497
I really wish I could tell you that it was copypasta. It isn't.

>>22850790
Have a Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

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>>22835233
Yellow is acceptable.

The new chirbit says I never verified my email, then when I go to verify, I get an error.

Fuck.

Stay alive, thread!

does anyone have any older recordings of a girl who went by "dream"? higher pitched cute voice, did a lot of submissive stuff probably around 1-2 years ago. thanks.

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Hey Harley, emailed you a gift card and some perverted shit, I'd like it by Monday but no biggie if you're too busy

>>22849348
I'm glad you enjoyed it. ^.^

>>22851291
It's not that we never verified it, they just asked us to do it again.
I got the same thing.

>>22851366
Did you? When. Haven't gotten it.

>>22850373
Questions for Femanon's (Masturbation Edition)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UcyTDePtZa

Hard Answers
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lzRiIZkNfI

These will end up on my chirbit later, they did some update so I can't upload anything for now.

>>22850312
Haven't forgotten you, I answer this tomorrow.

>>22851507
Apparently it just got fixed. This is the fastest I have ever gotten an email back from any tech support group and I'm super pleased.

>>22850373
I did Hard Answers and More Hard Answers. Someone let me know if audio quality is shit on my phone, cannot tell.

https://chirb.it/7dmvdy

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Hello ice and fire.

:IIIII

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>>22851593

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>>22851859

>>22851859
I think chirbit might be down? It doesn't seem to work for me.

>>22851901

Hey there!, Its been a while. Hope all is well.

>>22852050
I had to resend the email link to myself, if you had the same issue. Otherwise, no idea. Haven't checked up on it since.

>>22851936
I never stop talking strangely. Sorry.

>>22852124
I meant that it doesn't seem to play for me.

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>>22852106
Oh, no, i'm saying hello to her.

She reads these threads.

Secretly.

I assume.

7Q6OokOv omg so good! I like to heare more!

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Kissing Cousins at Thanksgiving by VK 12

"Hey, move over. <Pause> Because I'm climbing in with you. I know you don't mind. I've seen you checking me out all night. I thought you would like that outfit by the way; I know you are a leg man. <getting into bed sounds> That's good. It's kind of chilly here in the way-back of the house. Mmmmm....you are nice and warm. I just need to talk to someone–-someone sane. I know he's your dad's brother and your favorite uncle and everything but you are just lucky you are not his kid. You heard him riding me at dinner, right? Grrrrr! He is such a fucking Nazi about school! Seriously,he pushed me all through high school to take as many AP classes as I could, do every extra credit thing, and God he grounded me, threatened to take things away, even spanked me once over grades! <pause> And what's this? Is your cock hard because you're thinking about spanking me? <Pause> I think I might let you. <pause> Don't act so surprised. I've always liked you and have always wished we were–closer. You know, like we were that summer three years ago – yeah yeah. <Whispered> I haven't forgotten that night either. <Kiss> you are still a good kisser. <Kissing sounds> God yes! Touch me! <Moan> Yes, just pull it over my––<moan>–– and I'll just get your boxers... <Surprise> Oh, you like my tits? Mmmmm... they love you...they love your mouth... and your hands... Speaking of hands... Do you like having your hot cousin's hand on your cock <moan> Fuck you've got a nice thick one. I want this! Not yet? What kind of tease are... <Long moan> God yes! <Pause> Did you really? <moan as you are expertly eaten out><excited breathing etc...>

>>22852914
Kissing Cousins at Thanksgiving by VK 2/2

You are really fucking good at this, cuz! <More excited moaning> And...you really...thought...about diving under the table....and...ooohh... pulling my thighs...open and going down on me at dinner? <loud moan> I would have loved that! I won't wear any panties to Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, then! Fuck I'm close! Put that in me now! <Long satisfied moan> Oh, I knew you'd feel this good! <Kissing sounds> <excited moaning> Oh yeah...Fuck yeah...wanted this so long... wanted your hands on me....your mouth on me.... your cock in me.... Roll? You want me on top? <Slap> <laugh> I forgot that you wanted to spank me. <Slap> I feel you all the way inside me now.... <More excited moaning>.... You like grabbing my ass?.... <Even more excited moaning>.... OhOhOhOhOhOh.... What?... Just come inside me... I want you to... It's safe....I wish it wasn't but...It's--- oh God! <Improvise to orgasm> Fill your little cousin up! Oh, I really love you, man! I wish this vacation wasn't so short! <Laugh> Well, we do have the rest of the night, and if you get me hot while were having turkey...who knows what you could get me to do?

I can picture VK as he sneaks off, whips out his phone and secretly bumps the thread while everyone's downing Turkey and Taters ;)

>>22839151
>http://chirb.it/a6z3gm
My dick is literally diamonds.

>>22852933
Pfft! Like I can't BUMP with a turkey leg in my other hand....

>>22853227
Lmao

Jesus fuck, did Bunny Chan erase her Chirbit? i can't seem to enter it

>>22853623
Her dom doesn't update her like a blog so who knows? He does not seem that into sharing her. But Chirbit did have some kind of a reboot/reset last night. Maybe they purged some fetish content, or its a glitch.

>>22853623
>>22852315
you need to create a chirbit account to listen now

what the flying fuck happened to chirbit
there's an upload limit on my profile now, I mean it's 2 GB so not the biggest problem, pretty sure that wasn't there before though

I just wanna hear someone try and read this:

Neekeri homo joulupukki helari kyrpä perse ripuli :DD verkkarit, karjalalippikset, perheväkivalta, sekakäytto, alkoholiin kuoleminen, itsemurha, elämämkoulu, työukot, ammattikoulu, sossurottailu, mamujen hakkaaminen, ryssien tappaminen

>>22854083
>Learn how to kill your website in one easy step!

I'm up for short ~ 5 min requests for the next half hour if anyone wants something
>>22854232
Wait, even chirbs that are public? Ffs. Chrome is also not letting me enter the site saying "Attackers might be trying to steal your information from chirbit.com (for example, passwords, messages, or credit cards)."
god bless, I guess it's time to switch to soundgasm

>>22854227
https://clyp.it/pwn212yo

>>22854232
>>22854083
Sorry, I was wrong. You don't need an account to listen but there is some type of link problem. When you click on a persons profile it just shows that it's empty.

>>22854252
Just about what i expected

>>22854252
If you're still doing these, read these

pystykorva, simo häyhä, koskenkorva, talvisota, risto ryti, mannerheim, itsenäisyyspäivä, juhannuksena sammuminen, sekakäyttö, sukat sandaaleissa, molotovin koktaili, lahti KKK mies, kesällä jäätyminen, joka vuosinen MM kisojen katsominen, grillimakkara

>want to join
>only end up masturbating
I've always wanted to do the 100-1 challenge though, so here we go!
http://chirb.it/x79zsp

>>22854252
Please forgive me, but who are you again? I-I think I'm in love with your voice...

>>22854368
Ooohh! There are plenty of performers who only do (or only did) masturbation. If you want to make that your niche, feel free. There is room at this table for everybody.

>>22854252
Is it too late for a request?

I would love to hear what your favorite kinks and favorite positions are.

>>22851859
Ja.

>>22852936
^.^


Everyone! Happy day of whatever you feel like calling it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LKOa72n3UT

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Simulant Demonstration (Masturbation) by VK

As a Simulant I am far superior to any other gynoid currently on the market, not only because of my Quantum Processing Unit and 200 terabytes of adaptive brain space which gives me the ability to assume diverse and complete personalities. The Simulant Corporation maintains local facilities on all the settlled worlds, so the exact body type and style of the person you remember, or the celebrity you idolize, can be reproduced for your personal use. I can be a companion to you in many ways. I am a sexual partner and as a such I will learn your wants and desires and satisfy every single one, and of course I will do anything you ask as long as it does not conflict with the laws of robotics. I am able to perfectly simulate any human sexual behavior. You would like to see my masturbation skills? Very well. I will sit on the bed across from you as you ask. Do you want me to strip? I note your enjoyment of such practices. Notice the realistic color and texture of my synthetic skin. Notice the freckles the random skin differences, the hardening of my nipples as the cold air reaches them and the general flush of redness as I simulate my excitement at performing for you. <begin to play with yourself> The wetness of my vagina is achieved with a colorless protein-based fluid. <continue playing> Are the realistic noises pleasing to you? More moaning? Not a problem. <moaning> <continue shlicking> May I play with my breasts while I masturbate? <moaning and gasping> Thank you, sir! Yes, I am totally focused....<moaning> On you...as I gauge your reaction to me. All I do, I do for you. <improvise to orgasm> Are there any more of my functions you would like to explore?

Hey y'all it's mittens. Wanted to wish you guys a happy thanksgiving if you're in the US and I hope you're having s good day if you aren't.

How are y'all tonight?

>>22855475
heya mittens. Happy Thanksgiving. My day is super good, got yummy turkey, and taters, and rolls and pumpkin pie and all is well in the world

>>22855488
Haha very good!! The taters we had were pretty delicious too I must say. And we had two different kinds of stuffing. One had ham in it ;)

>>22855475
Yo, Mitts! The big meal this year for us is Christmas. So I've been chilling with the family, eating cookies and potatoes and expecting leftovers from the party my housemates are going to, oh, and watching a shit-ton of footballl and bumping the thread.

>>22855566
Very nice! Sounds like a relaxing day :)

>>22855236
Damn! Girl, you need some Zzzquil! That shit always knocks me out. Even though you've been up so long, I'd never known. Just pure Harley, all the time, with the voice that is always beautiful ;)

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Seductive Thread Bump Request Script:

[inviting chuckle] I knew you'd come. Oh yes, I knew you couldn't resist. You just had to come back to me, knowing I was all alone and just waiting for you. And that's why you're so special to me, you'd never let me fall. Oh no, never let me go through all ten pages and fall of the board. Because we have something special. You know what to do to keep me hot and active. You know what I need. You know how to, oh, but I can't say. Please don't make me. I'm blushing just thinking about it. The thought of you taking your fingers and delicately drawing them across the, yyyeeessss, like that. Oh, you know exactly what you're doing. Tell me what I need to hear, please. I'm begging you. Take those fingers and just do it, do it fast. Do it often, again and again.
Type those four little letters that and just give it to me.
Oh, I can feeeeel it. You're burning through that captcha like it's not even there. And you're doing it for me?
You're so... naughty.

And is that? Oh no, you shouldn't have. I can't believe you would actually, oh it's purrrfect [do a 60s-esque catwoman purr-pun here]. A cute animal gif is just what I need to-
to-
to-
ah, it's coming,
It's sending!
It's almost here, it's almost-
BUUUUUUUMP!
Yes, bump me! Do it, give me that bump! Give me all the bumps! Bump me hard and fast and often and blow your bumps all over my face!
[labored breathing]
[tired, yet happy, laugh] I needed that. Thank you, sweety. [kissing sound]

But a girl needs time to recover, you know? Just let me rest for six pages or so...

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STAY BUMPED

NIGHT CREW!

I'm calling Yooooooooooooooooooooo!

Soviet here. Not gonna be able to check in again till tomorrow night but then I'll make sure to get some recordings done :3

>>22838582
jesus christ dick is granite

>>22838582
Your voice is so cute. Definitely looking forward to hearing more from you

>>22855236
your voice is so cute and sexy!
(oh and bump)

>>22838582
>http://chirb.it/NfswE7
daaaaaaaamn

>>22846918
Came buckets. Phenomenal

>>22835938
OMG, I'm new here and I think I'm already in love. *down on one knee, looking deeply into your eyes* Will you... Fap for me? =P
Have you ever done a recording as Harley Quinn? I could script one if you like.
Whatever you do, please keep posting!

Any girls with accents here?

>>22858326
>>22855797
12 hours of sleep later. Much rested. Thanks Hun!

>>22858978
Soooooo I just listened to this.... the voice. My gosh I was horrible. From my memory this is the only one I did as Harley which was within a week of me starting so yeah... you go ahead an "enjoy" that.

Harleys Strip Tease Contest.
http://chirb.it/f2tHnd

Aside from email requests and that porn commentary, do I owe anyone anything?
I'm around doing recordings today if anyone wants anything they can provide a script for.
^.^

>>22859183
I'm a guy and I find 3/4 of the scripts incredibly cringy and absurd. Do you agree? Do you find things too hard to do, or do you enjoy the ridiculousness

>>22859202
What scripts are you talking about? The ones I have done or the ones posted/pastebins?

The only ones I find hard to do are generally improv in which I'm asked to be dom or I don't partake in the kink ( so i'm not sure what is good or bad). Period pieces with ancient/foreign words are hard because I am not the smartest tool in the shed.

Aside from that I just enjoy making people happy. ^.^

>>22859183
>Harleys Strip Tease Contest.
>http://chirb.it/f2tHnd
Just listened. You did a good job with the voice, but I bet you can do better if you tried again. You really captured her spirit. I really like your use of props in all the recordings I've listened to, it shows you care about your work.
Brava, encore.

>>22859256
If you REALLY want me to do another one, feel free to write me a script and I'll do it. I make no promises it'll be better though. :P

>>22859183
Yoo Harley, could you do this script?
http://pastebin.com/VtS0kpcE

>>22858504
What do you mean?
Who are you?
I'm going to sleep or something. Hard day.

>>22851297
pls

>>22859542
Sure. this should be fun ^.^
I can do that tonight.

>ordered a nice new mic thanks to lightning deal on amazon today
>got a severely discounted pair of Sennheisers because black friday

god bless america

i might come back and do some scripts for this thread if anyone remembers Drop

Please may I request a song? Just cover it to the best of your ability.

https://youtu.be/-RHt3ElEvHQ

>>22860872
I remember you! Please come back!
*hugs*

Homemade Turkey Noodle Soup
http://chirb.it/Ppc9ae

I Need to Be Dirtier
[adult voice/loli voice, ageplay, dirty talk
http://chirb.it/GPg7tA

>>22847301
>>22847314
Porn Commentary #10 (New Toy!)
http://chirb.it/62znyM

>>22859313
I just sent you a script. I hope you like it.

>>22861291
Unnnnghhhhh!!!
God damn it Harley, ain't you a doll ??;) I love how you changed your voice to loli, such talent, Angel Sparkles.

Can any fem anon make like a "its gonna be fine" talk or something like that? I can't sleep properly and I really wanna sleep, and also can you add some humming too? Thaanks ^_^

>>22861291
Harl, you're beautiful. I'm gonna listen to this later.

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alkdfljaweljfljejioea;ldhlfjalsjfj

STAY BUMMPED

G'night

>>22861965
I can't really hum very well, but I hope this is helpful anyway.
http://chirb.it/kHFFpf

>>22852050
>>22852315
I had trouble when trying to play it as well, it tried to tell me the page was running an unsafe script and then when I clicked allow I had to close the tab and reload the page a few seconds later.

I hate this website update.

>>22859542
So I can't actually do this tonight. I messed up my times and I will 100% do this tomorrow night. I'm sorry.

>>22860873
I love this song, but I'm more an alto. Maybe I'll try this tomorrow.

>>22838582
Well that was fucking hot- more of that would be awesome.

>>22861965
So at the humming bit my filter to get rid of the bg noise kinda messed with it, I hope it's still decent ^^; http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m9UHCeSzBz

>>22849728
I've yet to reach the point in life where I decide that mindlessly insulting people on an anonymous forum (and to that note - creating a persona on said anonymous forum) is an excellent hobby.

You sir, need help.

>>22848178
I feel like
>Don't summon IX
or something similar should be a rule because you voicing your shit with him is shitting up the thread just as much as him replying.

>>22850472
>Besides Mittens and Azula
SS, I&F, Gemini and Hatter for example. However, I will acknowledge that you've been pretty good lately and I'm glad that you've found affection for your wife again, but do know that people only have an issue with you due to past occurrences and that the hate you're receiving is retribution for those events.
Just know that people who have voiced their issues with you are shitting it up just as much as you are. I've had problems with you in the past and we've exchanged banter but I'm not one to hold grudges so just do you man.

>>22858993
Surely that's everyone!?

>>22861291
Your porn commentary was hilarious

>>22861291

>I Need to Be Dirtier

This made me cum so hard. Fantastic.

>>22863797
Someone finally understands me. Those things I said In my last post I meant. I'm done with the haters. Let them say whatever, I'll ignore it. A real man knows when to walk away...and I have no problem doing it to save FSA. On a side note: even though VK doesn't need the help, I so do enjoy helping him take out the occasional troll ;)

my brother-stay awesome.

MORNING BUMP!

>I know, I know.

>>22835383
Good lord. Pillow bate

Diamonds

>>22854630
Pip
>>22854795
https://clyp.it/s3dw2vwt

>be mittens
>stop by thread to say hi and take requests because I ain't got shit to do today
>all this drama
nvm y'all bye lol this shit is getting old

harley did the amazon card work

>>22865403
Yes.

Soooo. I don't know if this really qualifies for this thread since it isn't very sexy, but I will be posting it anyway.


Yes, it is my shitty impersonation of a child. xD I am incredibly bored.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EcHItjI44W

>>22865512
We like singing
We like childish voices sometimes
Thank you!

>>22865512
I liked it. And I would like to hear more of you around here, little girl.

>>22866230
Buffy <3

>>22865200
Mmmmm bratty pip and DDLG! I love it!

>>22866420
>>22865200
Oh my id changed because of thanksgiving but I am >>22854795

Thanks for audio and request <3

>>22865200
Hey Pip. If you still wanna do this again >>22854360 that would be cool