Truth, Truth, Truth, Lie Thread Format >1. >2. >3.

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>>22813097

1. I once fought a venomous snake when i was ten years old.
2. I banged my cousin.
3. Once i cut my hand with a piece of bread.
4. I once fought a home invader with a machete.

1. I've got a wicked scar you like wouldn't even believe.
2. Got milkshakes with Mootles once :3
3. Flirted shamelessly with sketchy activities.
4. Possess an admiration for outer space phenomena.

>>22813152
4 is a lie

>>22813189
hmm... maybe 1?

1. Never sent nudes to someone I wasn't dating
2. Turned down free strippers and cocaine last night
3. Once gave a homeless man $50 to run naked down the street
4. I fucking hate cats

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>I'm an art major
>dubstep is life
>I'm 1/8th Japanese
>I once witnessed someone give birth in public

>>22813379
Your shirt looks like Arabic, what does it say

>>22813189
Oh man my socrush ;___; truely a cute. A CUTE.

You never went out with moot.

>>22813430
Allahu akbar

1. Had sex when I was 11, was terrible at it, just awful, worst experience of my life. Felt sick after.
2. I work with children for a living
3. Totaled my car once and almost died
4. I was very unpopular in high school

>>22813097
1. I'm a male that likes to dress up as a girl (op pic level)
2. I built a PC
3. I love the feeling of taking shits
4. I draw and do photography

>>22813152
#1 is the lie
>>22813189
#2 is the lie
>>22813379
#3 is the lie
>>22813489
#1 maybe
>>22813711
#2 is the lie

tfw you dont have 3 things that are interesting enough to share

>>22813810
3 is a lie actually

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This thread is kind of gay.

>>22813097
1. I've lost a major organ
2. I own and enjoy a Virtual Boy
3. I've been shot
4. I have a hand draw jelly doughnut hanging on my wall

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>>22813152
2 is the lie.

>>22813222
Bzzzzzzzzzzt.

>>22813439
>>22813810
IT HAPPENED IN MY DREAMS OKAY ;-;

>>22813379
2 is the lie.

>>22813489
2 is the lie.

>>22813874
3 is the lie.

1. I have a predilection for violence, and I've had fantasies in my mind about killing/hurting people I love (that have never been aspired, on the surface level I'm a pacifist because I haven't hurt a fly in my life).

2. I'm a masochistic person bordering on having a kekolding fetish.

3. I have repeatedly catfished various people on the internet in a casual sense, sending them pictures of how I looked years ago and not the disgusting persona I present now.

4. I make fun of people for being transgendered and gay, calling them cocksucking faggots, when in actuality I've had sex with transgenders before and I'm just repressing my fetishes.

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>I fucked a guy in a band.
>I fucked a priest.
>I fucked an asian guy.
>I fucked a trans girl.

>>22814864
2 is the lie.

>>22813874
You have not been shot before.

>>22813711
You didnt build a PC

>>22813489
Doesnt work with children.

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>>22814910
3 is the lie in my post.

I'd say your lie is the trans girl.

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1. I play several instruments
2. I've spent more money on physical media than I have on food
3. I own 8 guitars, a banjo, a ukelele, a sitar, and a drum kit
4. I'm a trip on /mu/

>>22813152
LTTT
>>22813189
TTTL

>>22813379
TLTT (no way an art major likes dubstep)

>>22813489
TTLT

>>22813222
TTLT

>>22813711
TTTL

>>22814910
TTLT

>>22814933
Nope.

>>22814972
You got it. Never fucked an asian guy.

>>22814998
HA! Knew it was the least crazy one

1. I've met the Queen of England
2. My cousin is a guitarist in Franz Ferdinand
3. I've had a pet sea otter
4. A friend of the family played Dobby in the Harry Potter movies

>>22814972
Maybe 3? Seems like you'd own more

>>22813874
Calling 3

1. I'm studying petroleum engineering in the South but I'm from the North
2. I don't feel any pain in my left hand beyond the wrist
3. I go hunting once a year, never more, never less
4. personally knew all 250 people in my high school class

>>22815011
Close, just a little less actually.

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1. I had a girlfriend in grade 4.
2. One of my basketball coaches was Eric Bana's brother.
3. I beat up the school bully one day when I had had enough of his shit (also in grade 4, fucking eventful year)
4. I have broken my wrist in the past, twice.

>>22815026
2.

>>22815045
Nope

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>>22813097
1. I fell off the great wall of China
2. I walked a cheetah
3. I'm under 110lbs and over 6 feet tall
4. I've been run over by a car

>>22813152
2 is a lie

>>22813189
2 is a lie

>>22813379
2 is a lie

>>22814910
2 is a lie

wtf this thread

1. My ex is transgendered
2. I take anti-depressants
3. My penis is 8" erect
4. I've killed someone

>>22816200
You haven't killed anyone.

1. I'm a piece of garbage.
2. I have no friends.
3. I live alone.
4. My life is misery incarnate and all I ever ask for is a friend.

>>22816704
4. you just want someone to love.

1. i used to catch insects and ejaculate on them
2. im a huge faggot please rape my face
3. i know over 40 different memes
4. computers are cool

1. Got a 18.5 cm dick
2. Im a literal pro at hearthstone
3. Met Boxxie
4. High-fived Jack White

>>22816714
Wrong.

1. I'm a gamer.
2. I'm a weeb.
3. I have friends.
4. I've died and come back to life.

>>22814998
What have you got against Asian guys :(

1. I've blown guy for money more than twice
2. I never tasted broccoli, because it looks creepy
3. Like my father dick when he was sleeping when I was 10 y.o
4. I caught myself thinking about sex with dog more than twice monthly

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1. I have a lingerie fetish
2. I own more buttplugs than I own clothes
3. I got a kiss from Mila Kunis once
4. I've had sex with every single one of my friends

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1. I used to be a competitive figure skater
2. I have a nerve damage disorder that cannot be cured. I'll have to take medicine for it til the day I die
3. My seatbelt is the only thing that saved me from a would be fatal car wreck two days ago
4. I've been shot

1) 6'2"
2) bodybuilder
3)7" dick
4)single

>>22817465
4 is the lie

>>22817368
Wanna be friends? c:

1. I'm a virgin
2. I've never kissed anyone outside of family
3. I've never hugged anyone outside of family
4. I have sex regularly

>>22817368
I think...I have a similar buttplug. Mine is black with a red gem in the center...

>>22817512
I bet it's 1, you sick animal.

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>>22813097
This could be fun.

1. I dated a model
2. I worked on a movie
3. I've been on TV, radio, newspapers, and a movie
4. I'm a published writer

>>22817564
Dad stop, its only been day since i showed you how to use the internet ugh

>>22817490
Maybe~

>>22817529
They're pretty nice, right?

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Fun concept :p

1. I have read both the Bible and the Qa'ran several times
2. On the windowsill of my bedroom is a bust of Beethoven wearing a felthat and a knittet scarf
3. My father died of cancer when i was 14 years old which made me quite introvert
4. I am the cofounder of a youth theater group

>>22817587
Actually yeah. I'll wear mine for a full day and then let my boyfriend ram my ass

>>22817573
Punk kids, when I was your age porn took all day to download off the bbs!

>>22817612
I call 4. You're definitely the founder and CEO.

>>22817612
Hopefully 3 is the lie

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1. I'm a millionaire's daughter
2. I'd slept with more than 10 people before my 18th birthday
3. I lost my virginity to rape
4. I once bit a guy's cock so hard it bled

>>22817644
Wish i was but i am merely the cofounder ;)

>>22817719
What a dirty mind you got.

I hope for the sake of all cocks in the world that number 4 is the lie

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>>22816704
>1. I'm a piece of garbage.
senpai no

>>22817621
Sounds nice, I'm jealous of ya~

>>22817480
Damn it was probably obvious

>>22816704
Wrong.

1. Lost virginity at 14
2. Never been in a "real" fight
3. Has been drunk atleast 3 days a week the last 2 months.
4. I've never had a relationship lasting more than 1 year.

>>22813097
1. I go to a party school. I've never partied. My cousin goes to GT. She parties all the time.
2. I was once hit on by a very persistent cougar whilst trying to read H.P. Lovecraft. This was actually the second time I'd been hit on by a cougar that night.
3. I've been published both in a scientific journal and an amateur short stories magazine. The article was about a program I wrote to analyze fatigue life; the short story was a Lovecraftian story about lucid dreams.
4. My mother owes me somewhere in the neighborhood of $1500. I've lost count.

>>22817719
Number 2.
>>22818090
Number 3

>>22818195
What the fuck, was that directly translated from french !?
''dans les alentours'', c'est pas ''in the neighborhood'' pauvre taré.
Pignouffe de merde

>>22818293
No... all totally English. Did you mean to reply to me or someone else?

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1.I've gone alligator hunting and had one slap the shit out of me with its tail in the boat
2. I've slept with women from each major continent excluding Africa
3. I'm currently planning a trip to hike across the US, with minimum amount of money and equipment
4. I was raised Roman Catholic and lost my virginity at 19

>>22818204
wrong>>22818090

>>22818195
3

>>22818400
first try. nice

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>>22818328
TFTT

1. I've smoked weed
2. I've dosed on acid
3. I've snorted cocaine
4. I've smoked salvia

1. I've committed petty thievery
2. I've had sexual fantasies of some of my close relatives
3. I can't swim
4. I once walked in pitch black darkness to get back to my grandmothers house by only using my hearing by walking on the dirt road with no light source on my person

>>22817719
1?

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>>22818862
Number 3

1- I've done coke four days in a row last week
2- I only lost my virginity when I was 23
3- I can skateboard
4- I have a scar from a third degree chemical burn

>I own a piece of the infamous Hindenburg
>I saved two people from certain death
>I swam 100ft deep on a single breath
>I jumped from a moving car into another moving car

>>22818964
>Number 3

Too easy?

>>22818973
One and two are pretty common, four sounded too specific to be completely made up, more like an outrageous but true story that you thought was outrageous enough to be considered a lie. At least that was my thought process

1. I have almost frozen to death.
2. I have been in a car that flipped on the highway 4 times. (the car flipped 4 times)
3. I hate the game Destiny.
4.My ex-gf tried to cry rape.

>>22819013
I'm gonna go with.... Number 1 is a lie !


My turn I guess
1. I lost my virginity with a MILF cheating on her SO in an hotel room, in a foreign country.
2. When we were kids, a friend and I decided to try and make glass by melting sand. Long story short, things went south, and a huge part of the hairs of my right leg has had a significantly different color than the rest since.
3. I can purr pretty well. Really well actually, and cats get confused when I do that around them.
4. I've stolen a fragment of meteorite from work. I've turned it into a pendant and will give it to my special someone when I find her.

1. I once set fire to a boat.
2. I once set fire to a house.
3. I once set fire to my toys.
4. I once got to ride in a fire truck... Going to one of my fires.


>>22819177
Going to say 3.

>>22819186
1.

2 3 4 are true (and all referencing the same event)

>>22819188

Nope! :)

>>22819186
Sadly, number 3 was true
http://chirb.it/x1BGmw

>>22819177
You would be wrong.

>>22819186

Lets play this again with a similar theme!

1.I once had a home made bomb go off in a friends house
2.I once had a home made bomb go off next to a friend.
3.I once had a home made bomb go off next to me.
4.Instead of making a bomb, I once stole some dynamite.

>>22819207

Holy shit... Alright lol. 1?

>>22819217
Hahahaha, sadly 1 was also true !

>>22819210
Hmmmmmmmmm.... 1 and 2 probably go together, so... I'll go with 3, because why not

>>22819208
Theeeeeeen... Number 3 ?

>>22819232

Yep! I was always smart enough to stay away from my explosives as a child.

>>22819240
Smart indeed :3

>>22818964 don't leave me hanging, I'm bored over here

1. I've been payed for sex
2. I fucked a deer
3. I lit a forrest on fire while drunk

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1. i'm a kleptomaniac
2. I want to fuck my sister
3 I once came on my dog by accident
4. I've seen Jessi Slaughter topless on skype

>>22813152
You did not fight the home invader

>>22813189
No milkshake for you

>>22813379
Dubstep is passe

>>22813489
No, you were popular in HS. You might not have known it.

>>22813711
You use an Apple iPad


1) My gf, who I met on /soc/ is young enough to be my grand daughter;
2) I just lost my $180K/yr job because I showed up late to the office even though I work late (>50hr/wk) all the time;
3) I ride a vintage Kawasaki KZ';
4) I have not owned a TV since 1994.

>>22819292
i believe in all of that

1. i like macs, pcs, android, ios, consoles, and handhelds
2. i'm a guy who weighs under 50kg/110lbs
3. oral is the only sexual activity i have done
4. i love drinking tea

>>22819377
You don't love ios....

>>22819456
wrong

>>22819333
well they are all true actually

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1. This is true
2. This isn't true
3. Number 1 isn't true
4, Number 2 is true

1. I have attended two funerals for girlfriends
2. I will never be able to be myself to my family
3. I am tired of always going to my friends and being at their sides when they ask me to, and sometimes when they don't, because they have never once had my back or stood by me even when I begged them to.
4. I can't remember why I even wake up anymore.

>>22819013
You love Destiny and you are from /shg/ and you refuse to take your makeup off for me.

>this song describes me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FmkEBILaq0
>i miss someone i've deliberately excluded from my life
>i set fire on my own house
>i can play guitar pretty well

>>22822211
I love Destiny and I have no idea what /shg/ is.