My allergies are absolutely ruining my anus, distract me

Shouldn't be shoving cucumbers up there.

Nigga, do you got AIDS?

First time getting fucked by a dude? Maybe you're allergic to latex. Use lambskin next time.

Were you too rough with your toys or something, David?

Get naked again

Fuck off you ugly fag. Sounds like you need to die horribly in a fire. Preferably today, but def. sometime soon

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>>22801306
That's not very nice

>>22801195
>>22801242
>>22801155
>>22801285
noooooooo

>>22801152
I wasn't damn

also I'm not sure why I expected better from 4chan than literally the most obvious jokes but come on

If you people want him to stop, stop replying to these threads

>>22801315
why not?

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>>22801320
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


>>22801325
people are too mean to me :(

plus you're a man

>>22801315
Enlighten us as to how else you'd get "anal allergies" then

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>>22801392
It's a figure of speech

>>22801421
Da fuck? Never heard of that used as a figure of speech. Someone tells me that allergies are "ruining my anus", I'm going to assume they're allergic to something in connection with the ass. Maybe bad toilet paper, cheap sex toys, bad condoms etc. I don't think people are trolling you as much as genuinely think you had this experience.

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>>22801462
>da fuck

This meme is so tired but it's so popular on french and spanish internet that I know you're not a native speaker just by the fact that you used it

>>22801998

Why are you always shitposting?

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>>22802078
because i'm always lonely

tsundere as hell for this entire board

>>22801195
Lambskin won't project against STDs. He needs to use latex free polyisoprene condoms.(Lifestyles Skyn)

>>22802176
I'm not even sure if you aren't just a meme now.

>>22801998
"Da fuck" is considered a meme now? Was just using it as an abbreviated "What the fuck"

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>>22802305
da fuck has always been a meme on the internet

very small things can be memes, me using the word tsundere is more or less a meme

>>22802204
such a lust for revenge

(i haven't played mgs 2 so i don't know any good quotes from it)

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>>22802404
speaking of memes

>>22802413
Like the other guy said, you're a damn meme at this point.

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>>22802512
i remain unoffended by r9k shitposters posting me and every other remotely attractive person on this board ad nauseum