Hey /soc/, it's survey time! >gender >age >sexual

bampu

>>22739758
>doesn't even ask cats or dogs
Shit survey desu senpai

I made it to
>do you believe in ayy lmaos?
and I already went past the limit on how many characters you can have in one poist.

>>22745573
I think it was a joke.

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I'll bite

-Male
-19
-Straightish
-Recently Single again
-ENFP I think
-Dakalb IL
-Whiter than bread
-Grand Rapids MI
-Christian
-Northern Illinois University
-Leviathan series, Harry Potter, Ender's Game, 1984 was a good one
-Finding Nemo, Lilo and Stitch, Catch Me If You Can, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
-Hard Rock, Folk, Electronica
-Sportball....
-The Binding of Issac: Rebirth
-Vidya, firespinning, talking with people
-Yes. *God
-It makes more sense than not
-You go to heaven or hell
-Falling alseep on the road is bad
-Yes, not while I was driving though.
-Always Always, it's a dumb way to die
-I shattered my arm by tripping over a puddle at high speed.
-Sudden Sleep Paralysis, or the time I got chased by Ni- I mean Black people
-Once every 2 or 3 days
-What? no
-Depends on when I wake up
-No
-Non of those things. I've been drunk a couple times but nothing habitual
-This afternoon, to my Mom.
-Right afterwards from my Mom to me.
-/pol/ /gif/ /d/ new to this one.
-I don't reddit
-No
-Pro Life kindof
-No
-Spoderman
-4chan every day of the week
-You show me yours I'll show you mine.
-Infinite wishes. or if that's cheating, consistent happiness and motivation to do the shit that needs to be done.
-Youtube/twitch vidya, stock market, owning a business or some combination of the three.
-Make enough money while I sleep to provide for the next day entirely for my family and I.
-Green
-Firespinning or Vidya....or sex, I'm good at that too.
-King Cobra
-4chan.org or youtube.com
-4chan once again
-Real: 3 or 4, not sure how they actually feel about me. Online: 3 or 4 again.
-I like pi, and uhhhh yeah. First post on /soc/ so, Hay guys. pic is most recent from 2014 around Christmas time.

kik: L3141

>>22739758
this always dies within 12 hours of being posted loll

>>22750711
It does take a LOT of effort to do XP

>>22750717
no it doesn't. i finish them in like two minutes

>>22750722
Where's yours then?

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>>22750731
not gonna bother cuz it always dies lol

>>22750753
Sounds like you're part of the problem and not the solution.

Why the fuck am I doing this?

>gender
Female
>age
24
>sexual orientation
Swing all ways, baby.
>relationship status
Taken
>mbti
ISTJ
>location
Sweden
>ethnicity
Caucasian
>birthplace
Sweden
>religious beliefs
None. Not my thing.
>job/school
Studying English lit + linguistics at uni, work as tutor.
>favorite books
Anything Murakami, Atwood, Munro or Steinbeck. Like postmodern stuff.
>favorite movies/tv
http://www.imdb.com/list/PtOGhfuSUpc/
>favorite music
http://www.last.fm/user/mollycee
>favorite sports
No thank
>favorite vidya
Mostly play RPGs and horror. Story rich, open world kinda shit.
>hobbies
Reading, cuddling cat and bf, gaming and sleeping?
>do you believe in god?
Nope
>do you believe in ayy lmaos?
I'm not 14
>what happens when you die?
Apparently you shit and wet yourself at the same time
>closest to death you have been?
Idk desu, hit my head really bad a few times.
>have you ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Nah, can't be bothered if it's a short trip.
>worst injury you have ever had?
Got a really nasty concussion and black eye once when I fell over and hit my head on some concrete stairs.
>most scared you have ever been?
Too personal desu, family shit.
>how often do you fap?
Used to be at least once a day, less now because bf.
>shower before sex/oral?
Nah, fuck that. I shower enough to always be clean enough.
>shower in morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes

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>>22750806
FUCK THIS IS LONG

>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nope
>when is the last time you said "i love you"?
Like... an hour ago?
>when is the last time someone said "i love you" to you?
Same, an hour-ish.
>favorite 4chan boards
None, I barely go on here anymore.
>favorite subreddits
No thank
>are you a feminist?
Yes
>pro life or pro choice?
Pro choice
>do you wear socks when you are at home?
Only if I'm cold
>batman or spiderman?
Batman, easily.
>4chan or reddit?
Both are hell
>favorite childhood game
GTA II was my first one I think, also Crash Bandicoot and Spyro.
>if you could have one wish, what is it?
A shitload of money, or have a book published that would be successful.
>dream job
Author, translator... librarian.
>life goals
Be less of a mess, finish writing said successful book, have 5+ cats.
>favorite color
Plum purple
>something you are really good at
Cooking, giving head, puns.
>something you wish you were really good at
Maths, really need to step up my game with that shit.
>favorite animal
Wolverine and every feline ever
>favorite website
Not 4chan
>do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
No
>how many friends do you have?
One? Three?
>anything else you'd like to say?
This got boring really quickly
>pic
Yes.
>contact info
Why though? This thread's dead. Zed's dead.

>>22750767
sounds like you're retarded

>>22750711
Sometimes they last a few days
>>22750854
Nope, you are

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>>22739758
m19hetero single entj germany white
>religious beliefs - none/don't care
>job/school - university
>favorite books >favorite movies/tv >favorite music >favorite sports >favorite vidya - I find it hard to set something as a favorite, so I'm not gonna set em.
>hobbies - vidya/music/drinking
>do you believe in god? - no/dont care
>do you believe in ayy lmaos? - yes/dont care
>what happens when you die? - you dead
>closest to death you have been? - almost drowning
>have you ever been in a car crash? - no
>do you always wear a seatbelt? - yes
>worst injury you have ever had? - nothing worth mentioning
>most scared you have ever been? - got lost in a different city in the middle of the night drunk. but everything turned out well.
>how often do you fap? - multiple times a week
>shower before sex/oral? - yes
>shower in morning or evening? - morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee? - yes
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs? - drink, no smoking, no drugs
>when is the last time you said "i love you"? - about a year
>when is the last time someone said "i love you" to you? - same as above
>favorite 4chan boards - /b/,/g/,/mu/
>favorite subreddits - r/leagueoflegends, r/summonerschool
>do you wear socks when you are at home? - yes
>batman or spiderman? - batman
>4chan or reddit? - 4chan
>favorite childhood game - games in general or vidya?
board game: malefiz, because I used to play it with my neighbour a lot
vidya: stronghold
>if you could have one wish, what is it? - enough money to support everyone I care about
>dream job - sound engineer
>life goals - no fucking idea. getting my masters degree is number 1 priority.
>favorite color - white
>something you are really good at - fitting into groups rather quickly
>something you wish you were really good at - sound engineering
>do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook? - 4chan
>how many friends do you have?
super close, none
close, ~10
people that would pay me a drink or more, too many

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yes I know my taste in games and such sucks. you don't need to tell me

>gender
girl
>age
19
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
getting over the crippling sadness that my crush is out of my league and across the country
>location
west coast
>ethnicity
white, and my mom is half Japanese
>birthplace
west coast
>religious beliefs
none
>job/school
kennel care at an animal shelter. studying to be a vet tech in shelter welfare
>favorite books
warrior cats cause I never grew up
>favorite movies/tv
anime and nature documentaries. some crime mystery shows
>favorite music
emo bullshit
>favorite sports
I do BJJ and kickboxing
>favorite vidya
smash bros and other Nintendo games
>hobbies
collect Pokemon, go to concerts, train dogs and learn more about them plus other animals
>do you believe in god?
nope
>do you believe in ayy lmaos?
yes
>what happens when you die?
nothing
>closest to death you have been?
this is a weird question
>have you ever been in a car crash?
yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
of course
>worst injury you have ever had?
I needed surgery after a dog bit my arm very badly at work
>most scared you have ever been?
one time at work the new hire tried getting a PDD (potentially dangerous dog) out of the back of the animal control truck even though I told him to let me or our boss do it since he isn't trained on aggressive dog handling. fucker didn't listen and got spooked when the dog growled and he got loose in our (thankfully fenced and gated) parking lot. he ended up cornering me and I got bit pretty badly before my coworker turned the hose on him and got a capture pole around his neck. I needed surgery on my arm afterwards, I was really fucking scared he was going to kill me.
>how often do you fap?
usually 3 times a week
>shower before sex/oral?
preferably
>shower in morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
don't you?

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>>22752753
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
prescription drugs and drinking
>when is the last time you said "i love you"?
two minutes ago to my dog
>when is the last time someone said "i love you" to you?
my crush, two hours ago
>favorite 4chan boards
/an/ mostly. but the trolls and tripfags have made it almost unbearable lately. otherwise /vp/, /vr/, and /ck/. I sometimes lurk on other boards like /adv/ to see if there's any questions about animals though
>favorite subreddits
no
>are you a feminist?
yeah
>pro life or pro choice?
choice
>do you wear socks when you are at home?
yes, the nice plush kind. I get cold feet
>batman or spiderman?
not into superheroes
>4chan or reddit?
lmao
>favorite childhood game
Pokemon emerald
>if you could have one wish, what is it?
to not have relationships be so fucking complicated, or tighter laws on pet ownership to cut down the cycle of pet overpopulation
>dream job
I'm pretty much already there. but CVT at a shelter
>life goals
be happy, to feel good about myself and what I do
>favorite color
pastel lavender and black
>something you are really good at
dog training and breeding perfect IV Pokemon
>something you wish you were really good at
drawing
>favorite animal
brindle and white dogs
>favorite website
I don't really
>do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
I don't have Facebook
>how many friends do you have?
in real life or online?
>anything else you'd like to say?
I had a very long day and am very tired
>pic
I hate taking pictures of myself. here's one of my favorite dogs from work
>contact info
ehhhhh

>>22752753
I love you.

>>22752811
I love you too anon

>>22752753
Dude your crush needs to get his head on straight. You sound like someone he ought to move across the country for.

>gender
Male
>age
28
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>mbti
ENTJ
>location
Texas, USA
>ethnicity
White
>birthplace
In another state
>religious beliefs
Pretty moderately agnostic
>job/school
I went to a university, didn't graduate, but I work in my chosen career full-time.
>favorite music
Folk, hip-hop, symphonic metal, idm, trip-hop, breakbeat, vidya osts galore, etc.
>favorite vidya
JRPGs, SRPGs, RTS/4X, fighting games, and tons of shit most people haven't played.
>hobbies
Tinkering on technology, studying/reading, fitness/exercise, photography, vidya, trying to produce music, singing
>do you believe in god?
No
>do you believe in ayy lmaos?
I sincerely believe dank memes are cancer
>what happens when you die?
Yes
>closest to death you have been?
9mm bullet to my chest
>have you ever been in a car crash?
No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
As a driver and passenger, yes. As a backseater, no.
>worst injury you have ever had?
See above.
>most scared you have ever been?
See above.
>how often do you fap?
Once a day, twice at most.

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>>22752852

>shower before sex/oral?
I wouldn't really think of it in the moment. That would be pretty autistic
>shower in morning or evening?
Both
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I drink pretty rarely
>when is the last time you said "i love you"?
Not in recent memory, so likely well over 5 years
>when is the last time someone said "i love you" to you?
Within the last year
>favorite 4chan boards
/vg/
>favorite subreddits
Reddit is pretty fucking awful
>are you a feminist?
Pretty against it in every way save for the pure ideological sense
>pro life or pro choice?
Choice
>do you wear socks when you are at home?
Yes
>4chan or reddit?
The one without the upgoats and circlejerking. Take a guess
>favorite childhood game
I mean, as a kid I fucking loved trampolines
>if you could have one wish, what is it?
No clue
>dream job
Doing what I'm doing now
>favorite color
Purple
>something you are really good at
Most of what I put my full effort into
>something you wish you were really good at
Singing
>favorite animal
Cats
>do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
I don't touch facebook, so 4chan.
>how many friends do you have?
Less than a dozen.
>contact info
I'm a male.

>>22752850
awe thanks anon

but it's hard because he lives on the complete opposite coast and is in a band, which is actually taking off now and they're in contact with a few record labels. it's sort of a situation of us both being attracted to eachother because we're so passionate about what we're spending our lives doing, but it's also what's keeping us from being together. I wouldn't ask him to quit his band that he's put so much energy into and he wouldn't expect me to leave the shelter and school for him. maybe in a year or two when I have my certification and have graduated I would try to get a job where he is, but that's a long time down the road and it brings up how hard it would be for me to leave the shelter in at now. and that doesn't even touch on how I constantly don't feel good enough for him and how he has girls trying to hop his dick all the time

didn't mean to make this a vent thread, but there it is

>>22752915
Well I'll say this: it sounds like you two have a meaningful connection. So, even it won't develop into a relationship now, who says it can't become something down the road? While it's impossible to project where you will be in two years, you can't close the door on all possibilities.
Even if he's got girls around him, he had something with you. That doesn't just go away. Maybe it will become something, maybe not. In the meantime you both have careers to pursue. And I'm sure there are going to be plenty of studly options for you in this timeframe. You seem cooler than pie.

>>22752939
yeah, that's sort of what we're doing now. at least we get to see eachother when he tours, it really sucks though when we don't get much time just us and there's little 15 year olds sneering at me for it. I trust him so it's not like I think he would go off with one if I wasn't there, it's just a shitty feeling I guess. but thanks anon, we're trying to not make any absolute decisions and just explore how we feel a bit. he really wants to try and make something work

>>22752972
Sounds like you both have the right plan, good to hear. Must be super weird now that he's getting a bunch of stranger attention.
I felt compelled to respond to you as when I was younger I had a similar situation and idk didn't value myself to the point where I thought it was all on me. Just don't want you to feel that way...if it doesn't work out, it is definitely due to the circumstances and not your perceived inadequacy

>>22739758
>gender
male
>age
19
>sexual orientation
s8
>relationship status
single
>mbti
INTP
>location
TX
>ethnicity
white
>birthplace
TX
>religious beliefs
none/if you think god is real just die
>job/school
collage
>favorite books
MEATtopalous
>favorite movies/tv
there will be blood, no country for old men,GOT
>favorite music
Metal and hipster shit
>favorite sports
MMA
>favorite vidya
Mount and blade
>hobbies
guitar,4chan
>do you believe in god?no
>do you believe in ayy lmaos?yes but we havent met any yet or they dont want to talk with us
>what happens when you die?
nouthing, less than void
>closest to death you have been?
almost drown in a lake
>have you ever been in a car crash?
yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>worst injury you have ever had?
cruched my finger in a car door
>most scared you have ever been?
i thought my brother was dead
>how often do you fap?
almost every night
>shower before sex/oral?
if i can
>shower in morning or evening?
yes
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
run some water on them

>>22753038
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>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yes weed and vape(inb4 vapeing is gay)
>when is the last time you said "i love you"?
tonight to my dad
>when is the last time someone said "i love you" to you?
tonight
>favorite 4chan boards
/int/, /tv/, /r9k/
>favorite subreddits
r/world building
>are you a feminist?
no, but i agree with some of the less radical stuff
>pro life or pro choice?
pro choice
>do you wear socks when you are at home?
no
>batman or spiderman?
batman
>4chan or reddit?
4chan
>favorite childhood game
Age of empiers 2, "sword fight" in the back yard
>if you could have one wish, what is it?
have a girl friend
>dream job
movie director
>life goals
get gf, get a job i dont hate, work out more
>favorite color
red
>something you are really good at
lieing on the spot
>something you wish you were really good at
story telling
>favorite animal
lion
>favorite website
youtube
>do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
4chan
>how many friends do you have?
2
>anything else you'd like to say?
like everyone i have no fucking idea whats going on in life