Does anyone else think we should just make calculus illegal worldwide

>>9172339
Wow I just had a thought
What if back in ye olde Jewish days salt was a spontaneously growing crystal like ice nine?
It would explain a lot

>>9172345
Another possibility - the Jews just used to be very small, like on the scale of a grain of sand or a salt crystal

There's some sort of Big Bang inflation theory in there somewhere

>>9172352
Another possibility - all Jews, much like most inhuman savage animals, only appear to be human to your naked eye, but are in fact a massive layer of bacteria that a human being is wearing like a skin suit

Basically my point is that Jews smell and they play stupid games

Did /pol/ get into mommy's medicine cabinet

>>9172355
why are you guys so antisemitic, wasn't the holocaust enough for you ?

>>9172359
I'm not /pol/ but I do post there

Here is another Jew theory

American Jews are skinless titan monsters who strip off their entire epidermis with vigorous scrubbing that ruins the natural balance of immune boosting bacteria and oil on their skin and hair, leaving them neurotic and with split ends

>>9172362
Did you ever notice how unlike in most other countries Americans are required to be clean and wear cologne or perfume at all times?

We're perfumed dandies

>>9172367
There are accidentally 7 posts in this thread so I'm just gonna add an 8th one

>>9172379
If I had been Jewish I would have used that as an opportunity to make a new pronouncement from the Lord himself

>>9172383
Here let me retroactively make a pronouncement that has probably been heard before somewhere in the Old Testament but in different words:

"Oh yeah? Well our God has fucking lasers from the fucking sun, constructed entirely by hand using mirrors and crystals, what does your God have?"

[math] \displaystyle
e^{ix} = cos(x) + i \cdot sin(x) \\
e^{i \frac{ \pi}{2}} = cos \left ( \frac{ \pi}{2} \right )
+ i \cdot sin \left ( \frac{ \pi}{2} \right ) = 0 + i \cdot 1 = i \\
i^i= ({e^{i \frac{ \pi}{2}}})^i = e^{i^2 \frac{ \pi}{2}} = e^{- \frac{ \pi}{2}}
= \frac{1}{e^{ \frac{\pi}{2}}} = \frac{1}{(e^ \pi)^ { \frac{1}{2}}}
= \frac{1}{ \sqrt{e^ \pi }} \approx 0.20788 \\
i^i = e^{ln(i^i)} = e^{i \cdot ln(i)} = e^{i \cdot ln(e^{i \frac{ \pi}{2}})}
= e^{i^2 \cdot \frac{ \pi}{2} \cdot ln(e)} = e^{- \frac{ \pi}{2}} \approx 0.20788
[/math]

[math] \displaystyle
e^{ix} = cos(x) + i \cdot sin(x) \\
e^{i \frac{ \pi}{2}} = cos \left ( \frac{ \pi}{2} \right )
+ i \cdot sin \left ( \frac{ \pi}{2} \right ) = 0 + i \cdot 1 = i \\
\displaystyle
i^i= ({e^{i \frac{ \pi}{2}}})^i = e^{i^2 \frac{ \pi}{2}} = e^{- \frac{ \pi}{2}}
= \frac{1}{e^{ \frac{\pi}{2}}} = \frac{1}{(e^ \pi)^ { \frac{1}{2}}}
= \frac{1}{ \sqrt{e^ \pi }} \approx 0.20788 \\
\displaystyle
i^i = e^{ln(i^i)} = e^{i \cdot ln(i)} = e^{i \cdot ln(e^{i \frac{ \pi}{2}})}
= e^{i^2 \cdot \frac{ \pi}{2} \cdot ln(e)} = e^{- \frac{ \pi}{2}} \approx 0.20788
[/math]