>your... research proposal is lacking. rewrite this piece

>>9162003
Y-yes professor-kun

what would you recommend, sir, more differential forms, more cohomology?

>your phenotype is lacking.

>>9162003
Why did I just pass a couple weeks ago then?

>>9162003
*unzips coronal suture*
It's on old man

>>9162003
At least I'm not an ugly-ass wannabe-jew

BOOM SHOTS FIRED

>>9162003
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in IUT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret researchs on Wildburger, and I have over aleph verified proofs. I am trained in Bana h tarski spaces and I’m the top geometer in the entire US educational system. You are nothing to me but just another irrational. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me...

>>9162197
How is he a wannabe-jew? He IS a jew.

>>9162003
O-okay, Mr. Witten.
T-thanks for not calling be a brainlet like last time...
*quickly leaves office while wiping away tears*

I didn't give you a research proposal

>>9162200
>banach tarski spaces

at least gorilla warfare references something that's real.

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>>9162003
But it's based on your work of the classification of quantum invariants on Riemann surfaces which I have extended to smooth 4-dimensional bielliptic surfaces with exotic differential structure.

>>9162200
XD

>Okay, thanks

Remember, you're going to make a shit scientist if you can't take criticism and improve yourself.

>>9163073
Mere child's play.

>>9164056
Then why haven't you done it you Jew fuck?

>>9165022

defensive much? that's a key sign that your research is lacking in originality and vision.

>>9162003
Your mic is on Dr. Witten sir. And okay I'll have it back to you soon and by the way SYK models are gay af senpai.

>you might have thought I was PhD student
>but it was I DIO!
>Za Wardo!

nothin personal kid

>>9165580
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「P H E N O T Y P E」!!

>>9165591
Next you'll say "cs is a meme degree"

>>9165609
cs is a meme degree

...NANI!??

>>9162003
I lost so hard at that greentext. I don't even know why kek.

>>9165580
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

>>9162239
I gave you a research DEMAND

How are you supposed to write one?

"Hey guys its me anonymous haha! Well you might be wondering what my proposal is for. You should be wondering WHEN its for *audience roars* haha but in all seriousness i WILL solve all millenium prize problems with deformation theory that models holomorphic clifford algebras. I only accept grants in cash."

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>>9162003
>how does /sci/ respond?
rewrite that piece of shit

>>9162003
If he were to headbutt you would you die?
Like I feel like if I were to get hit by it I'd die from the sheer impact. I just can stop thinking about getting killed by his forehead

Is this how women feel when they encounter a monster cock irl?

>>9162010
>your professor
>-kun

>Furthermore, I don't have any more funding for you

>>9167052
>If he were to headbutt you would you die?
It would be extremely painful

>Fine, but know that there is an universe where *I* am rejecting YOUR proposal.