If you woke up after 1000 years what would be your first

>>9156732
Where's the bathroom?

Where are the sex bots?

probably something like where did life come from.
do they already really know why life exists

Today, after having been frozen since 1000ce
>What is the world

In 3000ce
>What is the mind

>>9156732
Do we have a proper name for dark matter yet?

>>9156732
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

'Have we contacted aliens yet?'

How many genders are there this time?

>>9156732
Why the fuck am I alive, you son of a bitch?!

>>9156765
Yes: fantasy.

Why would you do this to me?

>>9156732
How about that P = NP am I right?
*laugh track*

>>9156732
In three space dimensions and time, given an initial velocity field, does there exist a vector velocity and a scalar pressure field, which are both smooth and globally defined, that solve the Navier–Stokes equations?

>>9156732
Why would you revive a fucking white male?

How right was Futurama?

>>9156732
Why the fuck am I not dead?

Do we have VR Kurisu Ai waifus yet?

>>9156732
"Is Half-Life 3 out yet?"

>>9156964
Doesn't the fact that water can be water and shit prove there must be?

Why

>>9156732
How many genders do exist?

>>9157061
To make him pay for your welfare?

>>9156732
Did you solve the Last Question? No? Put me back under.

Or first post

>>9156732
How did I manage to sleep for 1,000 years?

wuh happen?

What doth life?

>>9157298
Whom'st'd've

>>9157304
Whom'st'd'vn't

How to use the three sea shells

>>9156732
Have you guys perfected dick enlargement pills yet?

>>9157298
AIDS

>>9156732
Was climate change real?

>>9156732

OOGA BOOGA, WHERE DA WHITE WOMYN AT?

>>9156751
>What is the mind
Doesn't exist. Is just a meme used to explain behavior.

>>9156732
How the fuck did we survive this long?

>>9156732
are there any organics left?

>>9157061
WHITE MALE HOLY GRAIL

Have we finally smashed the patriarchy?

>>9156732
How many genders are there?

>>9156732
Ayy lmao?

>>9156732
¿dónde está la biblioteca?

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Groggily asks:

Fuck off please?

*gropes for the snooze button*

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Are we a space faring civ yet ? Where are the dyson spheres ? Can I be plugged in a paradise simulated on one dyson sphere ? Why do you have three boobs ? Singularity much ? On what tech are based your weaponry ? Can I have sex with the robots ? Are we still dominant ? Can I have sex with the aliums too ? Are there space-STDs ?

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Sexy aliens?

Did we figure out the theory of everything

how could i survive 1000years?

>>9160072
It didnt. Your memories are faaake aaahahahahahah! Now take this cock organic scum!

has fermats last theorem been solved????

Actually every one is assuming it's one thousand year from now, when it's clearly not stated in OP's post
Say you were to awaken in 30000bc after falling asleep in 29000bc, you wouldn't learn much from your questions

>>9158585
Thanks so much, time traveler from 3017! No, seriously fuck off. We don't know shit about the nature of the mind and you clearly know even less.

>>9160129
Do not respond to shitposters

>>9157157
You don't know yet?