How much semen do I need to drink daily in order to survive

>>9152681
Your mom would know

>>9152692
I expected some kind of clever "op is a faggot" response desu

But seriously how much do I need

about 5 grams of protein and half a gram of sugars per 100 mLs. Humans need about 50 grams of protein a day. you shouldn't consume more than about 30 grams of sugar a day but there's barely any there to begin with so let's assume most of your calories are coming from protein

so you'd need about a liter a day assuming you were also taking vitamins

>>9152694

0

>>9152694
Tautologies are self evident.
They impart no new information when mentioned.

>>9152695
How many dicks/ejaculations is one liter?

>>/fit/

>>9154134

About the same as 1 engineers weekend

OP is a faggot

>>9154156
>obsession

>>9154156
1 EW
I've never heard of this unit. What is its decomposition in SI units?

>>9154147
kek

>>9152681
From Google: "A typical ejaculation—with an average volume of 3.4 ml—contains less than 1 calorie"
So suck about 2000 dicks and you're good for the day.

>>9152681
>>9155013
That's 6.8 liters, or about 1.8 gallons by the way.

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>>9155016
>>9155013

Suppose 1 hard dick takes 90 seconds to ejaculate.

that's 180 000 seconds of dick sucking (50 hours) to acheive the 2000 calories.

Op must then suck on average 2.083 dicks at the same time to surive. (50 h ÷ 24 =2.083)

so to be safe, sucking two dicks at the same time and occasionally three would be the prefered way to go. So every 10 double dicks, he would go for three dicks.

This means op would suck dicks 23hours and 48 minutes per day.

This also implies he must have the ability to suck dick and swallow sperm while he sleeps. This, would allow him to survive.

The last 12 minutes remaining to his day are used to make a post on 4chan and get rightfully called a faggot.

>>9155013
>>9155016

2000 dicks at 10$ the blowjob = 20.000$ a day on top of getting fed.

>>9155030
>>9155027
this combined with this would mean he would make way more than a doctor.