Will consuming these nuts really reduce my chance of dying

>>9150771
>Will consuming these nuts really reduce my chance of dying in a car accident?
Can you not read the label?

>>9150771
Really activates your almonds

you'll be full from the nuts so you won't stop at mcdonald's and crash your car because you were reaching for a burger

Yes, healthy people are more likely to survive accidents.

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>eat 5 ounces of nuts every day

>become immortal

>>9150771
how about you consume my nuts

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>>9150825

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>>9150825

>>9150942
now post that other pic with 'just screaming' and other gems

Consider this anecdote stranger. My uncle drives a milk truck for a living, and he regulary has to take night shifts, overtime etc. From his personal opinion, the motion associated with eating nuts helps him stay awake during those long shifts, as his body eventually adapted to coffee and coffein pills.

>>9150964
STATUS: ACTIVATED

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>>9150984

>>9150771
All sources except car accident*. If you eat nut you'll live longer therefore increasing the amount of time in your life you spend in cars and increasing your risk of dying in a car crash. Oh and cancer, increased risk of cancer. Cuz you know, every extra day you live is a day you could die of cancer

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>>9150771
There's a 16% chance of dying in Russian roulette. If I eat nuts every day and then decide to play, do I have a -4% chance of death or a 13% chance of death?

>>9150771
there is no way this is an fda approved label

>>9152029

There's only one way to find out. Post pics!

>>9151531
Hunter's got you beat
>3:00 p.m. rise

3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills

3:45 cocaine

3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill

4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill

4:15 cocaine

4:16 orange juice, Dunhill

4:30 cocaine

4:54 cocaine

5:05 cocaine

5:11 coffee, Dunhills

5:30 more ice in the Chivas

5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.

6:00 grass to take the edge off the day

7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas.)

9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously

10:00 drops acid

11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass

11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.

12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write

12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.

6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo

8:00 Halcyon

8:20 sleep

>>9152029
13%
it's multiplicative

>>9150771
Nutritional epidemiology is not science

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>these nuts

>>9152712
GOTEE

>>9152065
IQ is not science either bud.

>>9152712
SPICEEY

>>9152055
That guy was full of shit.
Read something where his gf said he was multiple personality, didn't know who to be and liked to present an image for his followers.

>>9152950
I thought it was satire but okie dokie

>>9152953
Shut up, faggot.
He really lived like that--when he was writing.

>>9150964
hose two at the bottom of the screen refuse to activate. I hope they were destroyed.