So how the fuck do I become immortal? No, don't give me

I hate this board.

>>9148533
cancer is a good example of what happens when your body wants to become immortal

>>9148533

Never been done. We have no examples, so there is no answer.

Realistically speaking, its just not possible. Even if you upload yourself to a computer, modern computer technology wouldn't make you immortal either. The data degrades over time, and so does the hardware. You might buy yourself another hundreds years or two with this impossible technology, but you wouldn't be immortal. Just longer lived.

>>9148551
Why now?

>>9148556
You fucking idiot. Human immortality isn't cancer. Cancer's cure has been around for years. Only the rich can afford it.

>>9148558
>Even if you upload yourself to a computer
First of all, that's not fucking immortality. That's suicide. If I make a fucking video game, that's not me living forever.

>>9148533
By trusting in Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.

Ask this yourself at any moment:
>If I live right now, what more do I want?
>If I don't, how can I want anything?

There is nothing to gain by becoming immortal.

>>9148572
Ask yourself at any moment (you colossally retarded faggot):
>Do I like aging?
>Why the fuck would I want my body to become dysfunctional, start smelling bad and be unable to control any of its functions?

There is nothing to be gained by allowing the stupid to live.

>>9148565
never said what the cure is, I am talking about what cancer is, which is when cells put their survival over your body's so they don't die

>>9148582
Thanks, Dr. Hawking for your insightful (inciteful?) input.

>>9148588
gas all niggers

>>9148592
Now this is more your speed.

>>9148599
yes, i use nerve agent for quick and painful death. (ur next :))))))

>>9148533
why the fuck would would you want to be, you will see your family, friends, loved ones all die and you could experience the worst pain and never die. why the fuck would you want that.

>>9148625
I don't love humans. And I have a lot of work to do cleaning up the colossal mess you've made.

>>9148625
You'd get over it. You have eternity

>>9148578
Die in combat before you become old and frail as nature intended you colossally retarded faggot

>>9148694
What a fucking pleb. You die in combat. All of you die in combat. Would vastly improve this world.

>>9148565
>Cancer's cure has been around for years. Only the rich can afford it.

You sure are talking out of your ass...

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>>9148533
>>9148565
I hope someone as cancerous as you never becomes immortal

>>9148697
Hopefully you'd die to us first

>>9148698
You not pay attention to advances in medicine or something? Viral therapy is a few years old now.

>>9148701
>I don't want to be immortal because I'm a pleb
>UGGH someone who wants to be immortal should never become immortal
Lol thanks for the chuckle

>>9148709
Unlikely, considering the future.

>>9148712
Immortality should be reserved for those with high IQ and something to give, not pathetic conspiracy tards who make shit threads on 4chan.

>>9148712
>Viral therapy

And the success rate is 100%? For all types of cancer? Pancreatic? Throat? Skin? HPV?

>>9148719
Oh I don't know what the exact success rate is, but it does work. And the types of cancers it treats grows by the day. I know it's treated brain cancer at least and several others.

>>9148723
> I have no idea what I am talking about
> the post

>>9148551
The feeling is mutual. Take your pathetic inability to cope with reality to /x/.

>>9148731
Oh you fucking faggot. You're the one slogging here not even aware of the technology, while bitching that someone aware of it doesn't have exact success rate stats at hand. Piss off you fucking brainlet.

What's the success rate of colon surgery for colorectal cancer? You don't have the stats at hand? Welp, must not exist!

>>9148566
OP didnt want the truth, he asked a bunch of atheists their scifi fantasy.

>>9148533
Some people say you will be immortal in the afterlife so a good start would be to just fucking kill yourself.

>>9148578
This

>>9148572
Please end your life desu

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>>9148533
Literally find 100 million dollars and gib them to SENS and aubrey de grey

>>9148533
Have successful children. You are already 4 billion years old.

>>9148979
Why? He can't find his ass with both hands. The moron is sitting on immortality and won't even pursue it. All he has to do is combine senolytics with comprehensive whole-body stem cell therapies, but he refuses to do it. He's on record saying he doesn't think telomeres have much to do with aging.

>>9148985
Where do you think senolytics came from? Fucking SENS, that's where.

>He's on record saying he doesn't think telomeres have much to do with aging.

That's because idiots like Bill Andrews hyped telomeres role in aging to no end. OncoSENS is working on telomeres.

>>9149026
>Where do you think senolytics came from? Fucking SENS, that's where.
You moron, they're not even PURSUING THEM. They're fucking around with alzheimers and mitochondria and shit.

>That's because idiots like Bill Andrews hyped telomeres role in aging to no end
What of it? Telomere loss and dysfunctional mutation are the majority causes of aging. Aubrey's fucking stupid as a mudcake.