I was diagnosed with a kidney infection yesterday. Is it because

Yes. Stop watching gay furry porn.

>>9141953
Zinc deficiencies can lead to the degredation of cellular inferastructure.
That being said...
How much is too much?

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Yes, God is punishing you because of your sins. This is a wake up call for you to stop your sinful ways

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>>9141953
>Is it because I masturbate too much, /sci/??

No! Hurricane Harvey was because you jerk off too much... PLEASE STOP!

>>9141953
because you didn't drink enough waters

>>9141953
You probably don't masturbate enough.

>>9142027
I heard this is a myth (it makes sense, but still)

I have a related question,
How often should I masturbate to avoid the thing where you cum during your sleep?
Is it a teenager only thing or can a 19 year old still suffer of this?
This never happened to me, though.

>>9142695
Whenever you start getting frisky with very little prompting is probably right around you should jack off to avoid wet dreams. In the middle of puberty that time is all the time which is probably why it mainly happens to teens. All conjecture of course.

>>9142715
Thanks, anon.

>>9142027
This implies there is a reason for doing things the way we do them regardless of whether we have first hand knowledge of it or not.

Ergo, maintain the status quos boys.

>>9142806
This, tradition is always right!

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>>9142715
>>9142736
Wrong. The only correct answer to any of this is to stop jacking off altogether.

Redirect all of that energy into productive things. At first, there will be intense waves of stimulation, with very little provocation, but in time your body will naturally reroute all that sexual energy to other areas. Your body will be more healthy and vigorous, and your mind will be sharper (not to mention, your balls will look nice and big, heh heh). This is the key to high levels of performance. It is all contingent upon one thing however. To reap the highest rewards, one must not only abstain physically from masturbation, but must also abstain psychically from sexual thoughts.

>>9142817
Well, I'm not jacking off to avoid sin and thank God for my extremely good luck.
Still, I don't want to wake up with cum in my pants, I might not get to my university in time if I wake up like that.

>>9142881
Fuck that anon, there is nothing wrong with fapping occasionally.

>>9142806
>>9142816
This a problem many "traditionalists" make
tradition is important because its has some connection to truth, and thus utility
rather than just being "old" or being done for its own sake