>sit down in Discrete Math discussion >TA is really hot

has he smelled your pheromones yet?

>>9125763
We've only had one day, anon.
Maybe I should visit the biochem department and ask for some aphrodisiac.
Then again, he's an awkward math phd student, so he's probably desperate for pussy, even if it's boipussy.

>>9125761
You should
>find out where he lives
>break into his home
>mix powdered Viagra into his coffee
>wait until next day
>wait for him to drink his morning coffee
>knock on door
>spread boipussy
>wait for door to open

>>9125766
I suggest you walk closely to him, lightly fanning your fumes in his direction. It works for me 8/10 times

>First day of diffeq
>TA is thicc chink
>Can't focus
>Look her up, single
>Second day of diffeq
>Can focus even less
fuck

>>9125761
you're not very discrete are you

>>9125855
it's discreet anon, at least i know my english u_u
>>9125831
Maybe I should pick some womanly deoderant to let him know I want to be his wife?
his office hours are right before discussion, so maybe I'll be able to walk with him and accidentally stumble and fall... oh no, pick me up my sweet, strong prince~

>>9125834
>girls
ew
>thicc chink
acceptable if she's short enough