>Let's put some people on a dumb rock far far away >But

Too many cooks my man

>>9117148
cut your testicles off and u wont go bald, that simple

>>9117148
Because your balding head matters less than someone's boots touching a rock.

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>Let's put some people on a dumb rock far far away

>But fuck curing 3rd world poverty and starving Africans

What does scientists mean by this?

>>9117148
Balding is already cured.
* Do not offend God seeking petty pleasures, which includes women.
* Do not use drugs for pumping your muscles.
* Eat only meat.
* Hang yourself upside down.
* Do not use shampoo but still carefully wash your hair.

>>9117161
I am 27 now and my luscious hair is slowly but steadily coming back.
The first three have do do with hormones.
The fourth with blood circulation and the fifth with the aggressiveness of shampoos.

>>9117148
Balding is an evolutionary shit test and it would be unnatural to aid genetic trash in passing it.

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>>9117173
>Jack Nicholson is genetic trash.

>>9117159
its their own fault their countries are shit, latinos, niggers and gooks cant fucking organize themselves and stop war (africa) drug trafic (south america) and plant anything other than rice (asia) and they keep voting for communist dictators, despite receiving countless aid and supplements from the west

>>9117159
baldness is a bigger problem than starving children.

>>9117231
The Last Detail is my favorite movie. I'm retired Navy.

>>9117161
*citation needed

>>9117161
What's with meat and hormones?

>>9117159
fuck africa and African people

>>9117148
What do you need hair for? Is your head cold? Wear a fucking hat.

>>9117161
>>9118299
Two more points:
* Do not bald.
* Grow hair.

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>>9117148
Be proud.
Be like the Creator of C++

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>>9117148
The smartest scientist in the world, Edward Witten can not cure (his own) baldness.

Baldness is a sign of masculinity tbqh.
Only effeminate """men""" primp and preen and get upset about losing their hair

>>9117148
>having inferior genetics

sad day for you

>>9117148
It's the government that decides how to distribute the funding, not the scientists. Trump has to declare the full head hair decade and bombard them with money. Just give them 25 years of full funding and wa la.

>>9118676
A carnivore diet high in fats is the best you can ask for. The meat should be of good quality thought since you're supposed to absorb all the healthy chemicals through the meat you're eating. You still have to be careful not to ingest too much proteine and to keep fats high. Sugars rise HGF 1 or something like that and carbohydrates overall are not necessary in your diet.

>>9118299
Myself hairlet.

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>>9120759
It's difficult to collect funding for cure baldness when
The Right wanna fund Wars, a Wall between USA & Mexico, and Flat Earth.
While
The Left wanna fund starving African Children, Welfare of Single Moms, & Gender Fluid faggotry.
>
t. Fucking Politicians & Dumb voters.

>>9120751
>Baldness is a sign of masculinity tbqh.
It's more than that.
Highly intelligent people always ends up bald; the intensity of thoughts heats the brain, eventually resulting in the hair roots getting scorched.
It's the lot of the thinking man to become bald.

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>>9120751
You think AIDS Skrillex is an example of masculinity? He:
* is a raging manlet. Stress fucks up with your hair. Ever heard of bald spots?
* cuck and huge wanker. Ejaculations drain you your energy.
* skinny fat thus he has bad blood circulation in his follicles and overall bad biomarkers.
* survives on ceetos and kool aids. Eat what you are made of. We're not made of sugar.

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Daily that Elon Musk betrayed us and that you should never buy a Tesla.

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>>9117152
fpbp

>>9120831
but there is skull bone between the heat and the hair
if you are smart and have bigg skull bone, then you can keep your hare
but if yuo are smart with thinn skull bone that just think less

>>9120782
Do you mean IGF-1?

>>9120831
Just how bald are you?

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>>9117148

>tfw starting to bald at 23

>>9120739
Hair just makes it harder for his brain to push on and enlarge his skull

>>9120831
>tfw too smart to have hair

>>9117526
>and plant anything other than rice (asia)

China and India are leading producers for almost every type of vegetable, fruit, and grain.

>>9117148
it means whats the point of going Super sayajin if you dont have the hair to change colors,

faggots