I'm having an asthma attack but I can't go to the hospital

Chop a lime in half, pour egg white on it and take deep breathes on it.
The enzymes should provide sufficient relief for some time.

>>9106254
>I'll be diagnosed with asthma if I do.
so?

>>9106254
Ginger root, turmeric. Cacao possibly.

>>9106254
What the fuck is the meaning of this shitpost
So what if you do?

>>9106298
this

>>9106298
>>9106307
Fucking retards, because i lie in my medical exam.

Holy shit, you niggers are not smart

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>>9106298

>>9106307
>>9106318
>>9106324

He either:

1. Wants to be able to Scuba
2. Doesn't want to have a pre-existing condition for insurance reasons

>>9106323
What the fuck is your occupation? Either way, you are unfit for the job and should be sacked immediately ;)

>>9106254
Find Berodual on onions. It's strong as fuck, to the point pharma took it down because it was too effective. There should still be batches that are usable.

OP here

I am still wheezing but I am alive so I guess I'm ok

>>9106323
Fuckers like you make my life absolute hell. I hate having to deal with incompetent people that lie to get a job they KNOW they're not qualified for and have to waste my and everyone else's time dealing with you.

Here's a fucking idea, get a job that you won't possibly keel over and die from.

>>9107190
That wasn't me that was a troll

>>9107198
OP here, this poster is a troll and it was actually me after all.

Go get ephedrine pills? Are you so retarded you can't buy asthma pills and had to come here?

Man, asthma is not a joke, if left untreated you could die, lots of patients do. Go to the doctor.

SMOKE METH

"Additionally some psychostimulant drugs that have an amphetamine like mode of action, such as amphetamine,[2] methamphetamine, and cocaine,[3] have bronchodilating effects and were used often for asthma due to the lack of effective β2-adrenergic agonists for use as bronchodilator, but are now rarely, if ever, used medically for their bronchodilation effect."


They sell it in stores as vicks inhalers

GO TO THE ER

>>9106323
>calls others retards
>literally lies to his doctor
wow you're fucking stupid. i hope you die from your asthma attack right now

wait what does asthma feel like? is it you cant breathe in as deep as you 'think' you can breathe in??