I'm getting bloodwork done next week to test my thyroid

unironically meth

Are you trying to figure out how to induce it or how to avoid it?

>>9106231
Induce it

Then >>9106234 see >>9106230.

>>9106214
Massive soybean, spinach, millet, and kale intake. A diet solely of these things, coupled with bromide and fluoride exposure to inhibit iodine absorption, binding, and trafficking. Overstress, sleep, and caloric restriction. Limit your copper and selenium intake.

Just have a diet of mainly goitrogens that prevent proper use of iodine by the thyroid, and limited intake of cofactors required to turn T4 into T3. Stress the mind, and malnourish the body. This will possibly decrease T4 synthesis enough to have it below reference ranges. TSH and T3 will naturally be altered as well.

Possible. Not likely to get results in such a short amount of time. Not sure about anything more hardcore.

>Source
Someone with a newly failed thyroid, no real thyroid function, and pronounced goiter. Likely via an autoimmune basis.

Are we really going to ignore the fact that a cat is nursing mice?

>>9106331
no.
I just don't know what to hypothesize.

Also, why would you want to manipulate that test?
Is there any cool drugs you can get if you are hyper/hypo?

>>9106331
Yes. That's how you're trained with long term 4chan use.

>>9106230
How much?

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>>9106331
>mice
NIGGA THJOSE RATS THAT TAIL LONGER THAN CAT ARM

>>9106214
Slip the doctor a $20 bill and wink knowingly

>>9106269
Will stressing the mind to extremes give me a stroke/aneurysm/heart attack

>>9106214
why do you want that anyways?
also
what is happening in that pic.

>>9106214
Are you that guy from a while ago who wants to escape military draft?

>>9106972

How old are you?

>>9107065
25

>>9107067

You'll bounce right back. But if you're that young you won't see real effects with just a week on Anon's diet, you're going to have to track down some meth.

>>9107071
What do you mean I'll bounce right back?

I thought blood vessels and the heart can't heal itself from any damage done to it.

>>9107074

At 25? You'll heal 100%.

>>9106214
Stab yourself in the thyroid. Done.

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>>9106214
You offend science. Leave.