Hey, mycologists. Identify this mushroom for me. They're

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Further information: The biggest one is friggin' huge. It's wider across than my hand. I tried to shake some of the spores onto some paper to identify the color and I THINK it's brown, but it could very well be dark green.

>>9105590
Do it fagget

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Pic of the underside.

>>9105590
If you wan't to get high pinch one kinda hard and see if the area you pinched turns bluish, if not, don't bother.

>>9105596
You think I won't.

I'm gonna stir-fry these fuckers so hard.

>>9105602
They're not psylos, they're way too big.

Ask /an/ instead. They probably have a better idea of what it might be.

>>9105603
>stir-fry

People who consume fungi for reasons other than tryptamine ingestion sicken me.

do you sell drugs out of your house or just do them there?
>>9105613
actually /out/ has a mycology guy who posts there often i think that would be the best bet

>>9105613
Thanks. I'll try them too. I've also asked /ck/

>>9105619
My fiance smokes weed for PTSD but that's about it. I'm just a crazy guy.

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>>9105590

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Update:

/ck/ and /out/ were no help.

I decided to go the scientific route.

Poke it with a plastic spoon until it does something suspicious.

It's a green-spored parasol. Not deadly, but not safe to eat.

I then supported my hypothesis by playing golf with a swingblade. While I theorized that the largest mushroom would have the most spores, I discovered the undersides of the smaller ones were a violent dark green. I probably should have checked those first.

And that's the scientific method.

>>9105590
Macrolepiota of some sort, in my country some people collect those and consume, dont know about this harvest of yours tho, good luck and dont get poisoned

Parasol mushroom

>>9105745
its not a green spored parasol.
those have a flat cap.
the caps of your mushrooms are umbonate.

you just ruined your dinner

>>9105616
yeah bc you are an autismo who cant appreciate anything outside of stem

>>9105595
have you never watched a horror movie ever

dont eat it

>>9106418
You can eat anything in small enough doses. To test toxicity, take a pinch and rub into your inner forearm skin real good, wait and see if you have a reaction. If pass, take a pinch a lightly chew and spit, wait. If pass take a pinch chew and hold in lip like chew tobacco for 5 min, wait for reaction. If pass eat a small bite and wait a haf day for any vomit/diarrhoeal response, then try larger amount. Then it might be safe. Even hemlock wouldnt kill you as you incrementally test, at some point your body will communicate to you "oh hell nah" or "yum".

Psilocybe Cubensis.

>>9105590
Buy a hamster or a chicken and feed it to it. If it dies, it's poisonous.

>>9105601
>>9105595
Chlorophyllum molybdites, don't eat it

>>9106807
but those have a flat cap and the one in ops pic clearly doesnt.