The angle your dick bends to the left (or right, if you are left-handed) is defined by the equation:
a=sin(PwYc)
Where:
P=the pressure you grip your dick with while masturbating in pascals
w=the average number of times a week you wank
Y=the number of years you have been masturbating
and
c=dick-deformation-masti-constant
>>9086031
My dick curves up, like a banana. At first I thought it was bad but it's actually quite advantages to hitting the g-spot
I have a Möbius dick. The length is immeasurable