>implying I'm not a brain floating through the cosmos

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>implying you're not floating in a jar in my garage

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>implying I'm not just a particular interpretation of some particular motes of dust at some set of points in time

>>9079237
He will keep you in a jar. You will be so happy.

You're really in a laundry room. The clues we gave to you!

>tfw to intelligent to come into existence until the rest of the universe is dead for fucking ever

Boltzmann brains are a retarded theory

Theres no way those niggas are gonna be popping up IRL

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>>9079126
>implying YOU exist

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>>9079914
>>9079126
Holy shit you faggots need to stop this, all I know is that I exist and you fags are all basically fucked in this regard.

Proof to me that you have consciousness or even a physical form when I'm not around and no pics of you won't do because that is just the mantra manifesting bodily forms onto an image and proves nothing.

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>>9079935
>>9079914
>>9079830
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>>9079689
>>9079237
>>9079126
>Implying any of you are conscious
No you're the automatons, and I'M the conscious one!

Nothing exists independent of (you).
Show me 1 thing in the entire universe that exists independently of you.

>pro tip: you cant