/sci/, I need your help. I'm writing a math joke to impress my math major friends, but I've not even halfway done and I'm completely blocked. Please help me finish.
Will greentext what I've got so far:
>Deferential equations.
>>9023004
>halfway done
>with a joke
It's either funny or it's not, it's not halfway to funny. And "deferential equations" isn't really funny at all, especially with no context.
>>9023010
>especially with no context.
Yes, this is what I need. Please help. There is much at stake.
>>9023004
math isn't funny, but majors in math are the butt of the joke
>>9023004
pathetic attempt at a psyop thread, OP.
go back to the CIA, in shame.
>>9023655
Your attitude toward the federal government has been noted, Gary Joseph McCullough of 3488 Pacific Street in Los Angeles, California.
>>9023004
Parallel lines will meet depending on the geometry.
ITT: /sci/ again does an outstanding job of pretending to be completely humorless and literal-minded robots, while somehow keeping a completely straight face.
I don't know how you boys do it.
So a deferential equation walked into a bar...
>>9023004
Lipschitz
>>9024661
A better premise would be a deferential equation bumps into someone at a bar and spills their drink. They apologise, but a barfight breaks out anyway since no solution could be found.
>>9024827
fucking hilarious
hahahahahah
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasp* HAHSHASHAHSHAHSAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHSHDSAUHDOWQHFPOIWQJWOEPJWQOIRWQPOIRJWIQOJRPWQ
bazinga BAZINGA AHWHAHWSAHHSHAHWHAHWHHAHWAWA
>>9023004
Those lines should try projecting.
>>9023832
Kek
>>9023004
Just show them this thread.
there is a party of different functions like sen cos and e^x but e^x is shy so another function come to e^x and tell him to integrate to the rest and he replays that he tries to integrate but he stays the same xddddddd
what says one vector to another? do you have a moment?
what is a complex kid? a kid with a real mother and a imaginary father
What is a polar bear?
A rectangular bear, after a change of coordinates.
>>9023004
What do you call the homogeneous case of a nonhomogeneous linear ODE?
A deferential equation
(Because some texts call them complimentary equations get it hahahahaha end me)
Ordinary DE with respect to higher order DE... something something fuck my anus.
>>9024661
Was it an average bar?
Why did the aesthete dislike calculus?
It was too derivative.
>deferential equations
>TFW only meant for asians