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/sci/, I need your help. I'm writing a math joke to impress

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/sci/, I need your help. I'm writing a math joke to impress my math major friends, but I've not even halfway done and I'm completely blocked. Please help me finish.
Will greentext what I've got so far:

>Deferential equations.
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>>9023004
>halfway done
>with a joke
It's either funny or it's not, it's not halfway to funny. And "deferential equations" isn't really funny at all, especially with no context.
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>>9023010
>especially with no context.

Yes, this is what I need. Please help. There is much at stake.
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>>9023004
math isn't funny, but majors in math are the butt of the joke
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>>9023004
>>9023017
Life is like the heat equation, regardless of your initial conditions we all end up the same way after a very long time.
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>>9023004
pathetic attempt at a psyop thread, OP.

go back to the CIA, in shame.
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>>9023655
Your attitude toward the federal government has been noted, Gary Joseph McCullough of 3488 Pacific Street in Los Angeles, California.
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>>9023004
Parallel lines will meet depending on the geometry.
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ITT: /sci/ again does an outstanding job of pretending to be completely humorless and literal-minded robots, while somehow keeping a completely straight face.

I don't know how you boys do it.
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So a deferential equation walked into a bar...
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>>9023004
Lipschitz
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>>9024661
A better premise would be a deferential equation bumps into someone at a bar and spills their drink. They apologise, but a barfight breaks out anyway since no solution could be found.
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>>9024827
fucking hilarious
hahahahahah
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasp* HAHSHASHAHSHAHSAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHSHDSAUHDOWQHFPOIWQJWOEPJWQOIRWQPOIRJWIQOJRPWQ
bazinga BAZINGA AHWHAHWSAHHSHAHWHAHWHHAHWAWA
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>>9023004
Those lines should try projecting.
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>>9023832
Kek
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>>9023004
Just show them this thread.
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there is a party of different functions like sen cos and e^x but e^x is shy so another function come to e^x and tell him to integrate to the rest and he replays that he tries to integrate but he stays the same xddddddd
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what says one vector to another? do you have a moment?
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what is a complex kid? a kid with a real mother and a imaginary father
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What is a polar bear?
A rectangular bear, after a change of coordinates.
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>>9025055
>>9025052
>>9025045
>>9025040
i dont have more op, i think you have something with those
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>>9023004

What do you call the homogeneous case of a nonhomogeneous linear ODE?

A deferential equation

(Because some texts call them complimentary equations get it hahahahaha end me)
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Ordinary DE with respect to higher order DE... something something fuck my anus.
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>>9024661
Was it an average bar?
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Why did the aesthete dislike calculus?

It was too derivative.
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>deferential equations
>TFW only meant for asians
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