Describe your major with a phrase. >organic chemistry No,

>heil alkanes

>computer science
M'lady

Physics
>Hello, can I take your order?

Chemistry
>What's a titration?

>Fusion physics
Any decade now

>>9015867
>Materials Engineering
Batteries

>EE
muh circuits

>>9015887
ayy lmao

Mathematics
>So you wanna be a teacher then?

Medicine
>What's this rash?

>>9015867
>Biochem
GMO making monster!

>Biology
Would you like fries with that?

>CS
Son can you help me with the virtual box thingy?

I can draw hexagons really well.

Physics
>Hail Trump! Hail our people! Hail victory!

>>9016598
Are you a freshman

>>9015867
>Physics
What the fuck am I doing with my life

>>9015867
>Analytical Chemistry

Autism

>Physics
I can't tell am I actually retarded?

>math
but math sucks and has no practical purpose...

Chemistry
>No i don't know how to cook meth, fuck off.

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>Physics
I... can... see...

>>9017572
Hi Bilal

>>9017678
That just means you didnt pay attention in ochem faggot.

>>9015867
At last, I've reached an 88% yield of Lebensraumyne

>>9015867
Astrophysics
>We don't know that value, just assume it's 1 or something

>>9018826
Math
>Hey! it's not just a tool for scientists.

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Math
>I have encapsulated the human drive for understanding with a form that goes beyond tangibility.

>>9015867
>your uni only has "chemistry" as a major
Guess I should switch unis.

Biochem
>tfw too smart for real chemistry

>>9015887
This one hurt...

>>9015887
This one hurt...
>>9017644
>>9017690
>>9017572

These make me scared for when I graduate

computer science
>discrete math is so hard and we're never going to use it what's the fucking point

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>>9019710
>discrete math is so hard
>we're never going to use it

cs is literally based entirely on discrete math

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>>9016707

>tfw worked out of a Jersey Mikes for 11 months before landing a job related to bio

Going back for my masters. The only way out is through.

>>9017559
senior now so I'm able to finally avoid them but the first two years was so many circuits I wanted to switch majors / to kill myself
I like the rest of EE but I'll leave the circuits to the brainlets

CS
> lot of unnecessary hoops and material that won't be used in your eventual job as a computer janitor updating enterprise crud apps

>>9019909

programming should be a trade or have a master/apprentice relationship. a cs degree shouldn't be a barrier to doing programming work when the working reality is far removed from academia. keeps the poors out and those who can't commit to something for a few years, i guess

>>9016586
>Materials Engineering
Yeah I can make another semiconductor

>>9016634
Every time

>>9019638
DELETE THIS

>>9015887
>>9017550
>>9017572
>>9017644
>>9017690
>>9019690
I got my bachelors degree in physics yesterday, what the fuck am i doing with my life.

>ecology

Boy I sure do love being homeless

>>9019730
good luck telling that to all the kids who are in it for le epic game design or "muh revolutionary app idea"

>>9015887
ouch

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>>9016721
Computer science
>Can you hack my friend's facebook

EVERY FUCKING SINGLE TIME

>condensed matter physics
Not as flashy as particle physics but the source of all human progress in the 20th century.

>>9019951
if you're not planning to go to grad school, literally nothing.

>>9019951
>160 IQ
>any ashkenazi qt i want

Chemical Engineering
>First thing you'll learn to distill is Alcohol, because you will need it.

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Biology
>just use Tai's method

chemistry
>no i can't make lsd out of nothing

>>9018765
this
if you are halfway decent you should know any number of ways to make meth

>>9019920
>Materials Engineering
A L L O Y S
L
L
O
Y
S

>>9019956
Just define the streets as your habitat and bam you're not homeless

>>9020159
underrated

>>9016621
this always happens. i hate hearing this

>Microbiology
What can you even do with that?

>>9021874
you'd be surprised. read up on this guy. First microbiologist to really make it big.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaim_Weizmann

so big that he was able to influence the creation of isreal.

but really, look to create transgenic bacteria which produce something valuable to industry.

>>9021882
J E W I S H
E
W
I
S
H

>>9023437
no shit, he's like an actual zionist

>inorganic chemistry
Kind of like organic chemistry but with prettier colors.

>>9023444
TRIPS CONFIRM PRAISE LE KEK

>>9015867
3,3-diethylpentane master compound

>>9015867


Biomed Engi

>I swear I will have the money next week

>>9019951
If you're not good at programming, probably working in fast food.

>>9020159
Im gonna do chem eng next year at avans and thats litterally the first project well get, make beer.

Astronomy
>no I swear this is actually useful please fund our research

Software Engineering & Pure Mathematics

>>9026785
Also I'm retarded.
>90% of the shit I learn I will never use. Mfw

>>9019638
i was gonna go for biochem as a masters but now im doing pchem and i love it

funny how it works

>>9020159
Same.
Funny enough what got me into ChemE was making moonshine in my backyard in highschool. Before then I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life.
Thank god for illegal underaged activities.

>>9026556
Biomed Engi
>No, this is a real major I swear!

>Chemistry
>DUDE DRUGS LMAO

>Biochemistry
Trust me it's not as cool as it sounds

>>9019710
>people struggle with discrete math
I don't get this meme. Discrete was the easiest math class I ever took. I even took number theory because I liked it so much.

>>9015867
>biotechnology
no it's not bioshock

>>9019951
become a middle school teacher and mold young minds into sleeper agents. That's what I'd do desu senpai.
Did you watch the assclass anime? It inspired me

EE and Physics dual major

>EE too ez
>Physics maybe too hard?

Fug

>>9015867
>Computer Science
Did you try turning it off and back on?