Do you have an iq of 115? Not bad kiddo, not bad. You're

Do you make these threads out of envy toward us, or what exactly?

Yes, we're smarter than whites. Go cry in your cuck shed about it.

>>9015679
500000000th thread LOL xDD xDDDD xDDDD

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>>9015681
Muzel tav, brother

>chuckle at the ridiculousness of this pic
>scroll up the page to find a pic of Grothendieck, a Jew with an unshopped gigantic head

Fuck.

BIG

>>9016287
BRAIN

siman tov

I'm literally an Ashkenazi Jew and I'm a moron. Chosen people is a white person meme.

I still can't believe 2% of Ashkenazi have an IQ above 145. That is fucking insane. That's like 1 in 800 people. And 1 in 800 Jews have an IQ of 160, which is like 1 in 10,000 people.

Does anyone know how many living Jews have Wikipedia articles?

My guess is 1% or more.

>>9016813

Morons to Ashkenazim means "can't get into an Ivy."

>>9016813
>white person meme
>in your holy text

What?

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>>9015679
At least I don't have that deformed head. Get out jew

>>9016835
Is that not the working definition of moron for other races?
>>9016837
Jewish people and Judaism are not always mutually inclusive. I'm a trilby tipping atheist.

>>9016844
What is jewish if not a believer of judaism?

>>9016862
Genes.

>>9016863
I find that strange because I guarantee if you took a DNA test, any dna markings unique to jewish 'people' would be in the minority of whatever else your genes contain. You likely have more Italian or Central European DNA but I doubt you would change your race. Only jewish believers care about their 5% 'jewish genes' because of direct lineage to abraham. Athesits wouldn't care (but they do so it's a sham)

>>9016871
If I'm being honest with you, I don't care all that much about this. My parents were practicing Ashkenazim, and my siblings are too. It's easier to just say I'm Jewish even though I don't practice. There are genetic markers specific to Ashkenazim, but just like OP's shitpost it doesn't really matter.
Would it make you feel better if I said I am descended from Ashkenazi Jews rather than being one?

>>9015679
>115
I'm italian/german/polish and my IQ has been 140 or higher every time I've taken an IQ test since the 9th grade. I might have some ashkenazi in me. Who knows.

>>9016894

Do you look it? Any oversized facial features? Or just a general "odd" look that isn't quite ugly but causes discomfort to look at?

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>>9016840 >>9015689 >>9015685 >>9015679

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>>9015679 >>9015689 >>9015687

He has the phenotype Ashkenazi women crave.

The Walter Rudin Grand Daughters crave for that.

tfw jews' BAB become to /sci/ what blacks BBC become to /pol/

>>9017005
>tfw jews' BAB become to /sci/ what blacks BBC become to /pol/
How can White Boi even compete?

>>9017019
how can white goy even compete?

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>>9017019 >>9017024
how can white goy even compete?

>>9017036
plural is goyim.
if you know the word Ashkenazi you should know that one too.

>>9017038
it's meant to replace the singular word boy, filthy goy. the brain envy is palpable in your pedantry.

Literally anyone could do a PhD, there's nothing mentally intensive about it. There's literally only one requirement for starting one, and that's that you need to convince someone to fund you.

Source: Last year PhD student

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>tfw your ashkenazi friend criticizes you for not being able to calculate the tip in your head fast enough

I-I not good at math, alright?

>>9017220
If you're serious you calculate tips by multiplying the first number of the total by 2. This will always give you roughly 15-20%

If you're not srs the answer is the zero, cuz Jews are cheap, etc.

>>9017248
Wb 100 $

>>9017262
Then you tip $2. Pay attention, anon.

>>9017316
And you tip $18 for $99?

>>9017333
Them's the rules.

>>9016871
Most of your DNA is also identical to chimpanzees.
Single base changes are responsible for half of all genetic diseases.
Similarities are not as important as differences when it comes to DNA.

>>9017220
This is how I was in college and I'm not a Jew. Real fucking riot being a calculating machine sometimezx

>>9016894
>italian/german/polish
You're at least 40% Ashkenazi for sure.

>>9015681
I fucked an Ashkenazi girl once. She was like a dead fish in bed and really weird. Why do all your chicks do this?

>>9017336
This is pretty smart I should try it at home

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they have no spatial skills as a result of no manual labor for millennia. They are SAT verbal smart, but not much else.

>>9015679
ashkenazi asmr

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>>9018612
ashkenazi asmr

>>9018531
No they can't be made identical
t. Ashkenazi

>>9018531
Their spatial skills are not low, just not exceptional.

>>9018623
they are deficient in this department compared to goyish people. They may as well be women.
http://web.mit.edu/fustflum/documents/papers/AshkenaziIQ.jbiosocsci.pdf
>. They
have high verbal and mathematical scores, while their visuospatial abilities are typically
somewhat lower, by about one half a standard deviation, than the European average
(Levinson, 1977; Levinson and Block, 1977).

>>9018636
they're fucking aliens

>>9018531
The answer is no.

>>9019121
really buddy?
you sure about that?
how long did it take you to figure that one out
kek

>>9019124
I just checked this thread now bud. Just skimming through because /sci/ has been shit lately and full of /pol/-tier bait threads like this one for example. If you think I give a fuck about your pointless reply to this just watch as I leave and never read it. :)
Sorry for destroying your ego kid, I'm superior. :)

>>9018531
The answer is yes if you switch the positions of one side. The left one of the left set can be made identical to the right one of the right set, and vice versa.

t. nigger

Guess it's a good time to point out that Jews, at least full-blooded Jews, are going away:
http://www.haaretz.com/us-news/.premium-1.794665

>Fewer American Jews are marrying these days, and among those who do, barely 40 percent do so with Jewish spouses, a study published on Thursday shows.
>The study, published by the Jerusalem-based Jewish People Policy Institute, found that only 50 percent of American Jews aged 25-54 (not including the ultra-Orthodox, or Haredi Jews) are currently married. Among those, close to 60 percent married non-Jews.

Either way, you shouldn't feel too proud of people with the same extremely distant ancestor. You should instead be proud of your own accomplishments and of your personal family history. You wouldn't be yourself without them! :)

>>9019132
You are correct, but that wasn't the question.
You have autism.

>>9019564
but they are identical, they're just reverse images of each other.

>115
>bare minimum for a successful white collar career

22 years old with an IQ of 105 here. $50k base pay plus 1.5x overtime (usually working 4 to 6/10s) and $80 per diem at a cozy desk job. Try again.

Bonus points if you can guess the field.
ProTip: You won't.

>>9019752
>IQ of 105
For a IQ such Low

Computer Science Brainlet

>>9019757
Nope. Hint: I'd bet money that nobody on this board works in the same field.

>>9019752
I'm 19 working at a summer job and I make more. Get good.

>>9019654
stereoisomers

>>9016978
>Obongo shirt
Typical fucking Jew

>>9017248
15 percent of 29 dollars is $4.35 so if you have the first number times two you'd be a cheap ass low tipping Jew motherfucker

>>9019764
Construction managment?

It's what i'm doing desu

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>>9019817

>>9019791
Grats kiddo

>>9019832
Fuck, how the hell did you get that?

>>9019791
Glad ur parents made a position for u :^)

>>9019901
We're on the same wavelength anon. What sector are you in? I'm strongly considering going into Industrial right after I graduate then going into Commercial after I settle down.

>>9018531
Yes, obviously.
t. autism

>>9019817
There's no need to be racist on a progressive board.

>>9017316
first hearty laugh ive had all day