dear /sci/, what's the safest way to kill myself in under

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Suicide Bag for hypoxia, you'll pass out painlessly and you won't be able to take off the bag when you're unconcious.

Sayonara.

sayonara
i'll still love you forever
my bots are datamining family
we'll all be together soon in heaven, where the posthuman technocracy assimilates all consciousnesses into a data bank
it'll be in the blink of an eye
i'll wait for you there

tell mochizuki i said your gay (his spelling, not mine)

I want to be intelligent enough to understand hodge theaters :(

did you make a bot to make this thread every day?

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>>9011083
I want to be deluded enough to believe in the reality of Hodge-Theatres or any derivative objects thereof.

>safest way to kill yourself
>safest
safest way is to not.

>>9011035
If it was safe, by definition it would not kill you.

>>9011259
>I'm going to post this every day until you like it.

>>9011035
Parasite name?

>>9011035
What do you mean by safe? One that won't harm you? That's not what you expect from a suicide method. And if you wanna die then any method is good, the best is whichever is the most handy. There's no bad way of suicide, the worst that can happen is you'll die, but that's what you want

>>9011083
Theaters are lame, just go to the movies, you seen new Wonder woman?

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>>9011528
Least risk of failure and survival instinct fuckup is what he meant by safe.