so /sci/, if I gave you a device that converts thermal energy

>>9003139
I'd use it as insulation.

>>9003147
how will you deal with the mechanical output?

>>9003152
I wouldn't need to really. It is a near-infinitesimally slow rate. A gap a micron wide would be more than enough room for probably a million years or so of use.

I'd probably convert my dick heat into some massive sex machine

>>9003168
but it would be infinitesimally slow

>>9003139
I would donate it to the Museum of Hoaxes.

>>9003139

I'd make it go faster.

>>9003182
ill finally last >30 seconds then

>>9003198
how?

>>9003196
pls no

>>9003209

By iterating on the design.

>>9003215
By iterating on the design hahaahah, is that supposed to be a serious answer? Do you feel smart or something? Are you twirling a pen, imagining how simple it would be for you to improve this machine?

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>>9003228
>>9003209
>>9003215
Gears. Just put it on the slow end,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhVQgedAmV4

http://hackaday.com/2013/03/08/printed-machine-does-nothing-until-the-heat-death-of-the-universe/

>>9003228

You ask a dumb question.
You get a dumb answer.

>>9003277
It was a proper answer and he got a proper response: >>9003235

>>9003139
You are under arrest for violation of the second law of thermodynamics.

No idea what I would do with it so I'd probably sell it to someone who does.