Theoretically speaking is it possible for anything to move faster

>>8979869
I move faster than lint when I have to take a shit.

As for light, no. Well, you could appear to travel faster than light in a given frame of reference with a warp drive or wormhole, but that's very much only in theory.

>>8979879
Not talking about light here as lint moves faster. Start another thread instead of trying to post offtopic

the fastest thing in the universe is a chick's laugh after you show her your dick.

>>8979900
That is only theoretical at best. In what universe does anyone of us get to show our dicks to a chick?

>>8979900
This is impossible because in order for her to form a reaction to your dick size, she would need to see it. By mode of reasoning, the light reflecting off your dick must move faster than she can react or else she has some kind of preemptive knowledge about your dick size without having seen it.

>>8980620
Chicks have telepathic sense of dick size.
Hence your argument is built on faulty assumptions.

>>8980642
This, kind of

I have a friend that was about to fuck with some dude, took him to her room, lightly brushed her hand against his dick, felt it was tiny, and proceeded to tell him she was sick to avoid tiny dicky, and he never knew. Afterwards she told a couple of friends and he was later known as small dick Tim for the next four years .

>>8980802
motherfucking small dick tim! poor bastard

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>>8979869
>speed at which lint travels
Nothing travels faster than lint - that's why socks are always vanishing from dryers. They travel so quickly they exit the universe.

>>8981322
this. whats the first thing you find in your pockets after you wash your pants? Lint! Ever wonder how it gets there? It's that fast!

>>8979869
Theoretically speaking, you're so fulla shit
that your eyes are brown.

Lint travels to your pockets faster than light

Spooon

Lint travels to your pockets faster than light

Spooon

10/10 thread

>>8983205
lint gets in your pockets before light even knows there are pockets to get into

>>8980802
damn