You are just strolling through your campuses' cyclotron lab when an unexpected d-brane resonance occurs with the RF driving frequency, forming a stable einstein-rosen bridge that tears a hole straight across the vacuum chamber - sucking your gf into a parallel universe.
What do you do ?
Keep in mind that although it is topologically trivial, it has a negative energy density, defies the schwarschild metric and has a gauss-bonnet term in its lagrangian
>>8973575
I do a barrel roll.
>>8973575
SUCK MY OWN DICK USING A WORMHOLE
>>8973575
Pull my hand out of the wormhole
Fill his dirty wormhole with my genitalia
>>8973575
Build speed for 12 hours
i felt like the details at the end are something you don't know much about
>>8973575
My gf does not exist, therefore she moved from the parallel universe to this universe, meaning now neither of us will be virgins.
Congratulate myself on inventing a new and legal way to permanently dispose of my """"girlfriend"""".
>>8973575
> strolling through your campuses' cyclotron lab
> gf
Inherent contradiction in the premise.
>>8973917
Highly underrated post
>>8973917
-1/2 a press