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>Be 30
>Know nothing
>Watch Micheal
>Think how many women he has slept with
>Be happy
>Think how many women i have slept with
>Be unhappy again
I am a mechanical engineer. I think i know nothing when i watch vsauce's videos. Do i have to be machine nerd or geek to be succesful. I learned this words in this year. Really. In Turkey we hadn't used this words till Youtubers appear. We use "inek" instead of this. "İnek" is not same Nerd. But similar. We don't have similar word for Geek. Whatever, I am curious how i become a good mechanical engineer. I want to do my own science like Micheal do.
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>>8954642
if you think of all the men you slept with, now that'll make you happy, OP
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>>8954642
Micheal has a wife though. That's pretty much all you need to consistent sex.
So he is a nerd, but a nerd who gets consistent sex.
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>>8954758
>wife
>consistent sex
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>>8954642
Micheal is charismatic as fuck. Pretty sure he was smashing it when he was single.
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>>8954758
>Micheal has a wife though. That's pretty much all you need to consistent sex.
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>>8955871
What do you think you do with a wife? Essentially without fucking her good and regularly she will leave you. Go back to school, kiddos.
>>8954809
>Micheal is charismatic as fuck.
More like an overacting annoying asshole, but yeah, I kinda get it how he would seem charismatic to some people.
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>>8954642
>judging yourself or others based on quantity of sex
This is your mistake, chad
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>>8957622
Sex is a good metric though. If someone does not have much sex, you can usually assume many negatives things about them. And if someone has too much sex, you can assume many negatives things about them.
Being a person of balance is how you show that you have true value as a human being. Because sex is something that can be obtained in many ways.
You can either court women, or you can pay for women, or you can rape women.
The first shows charisma, which is a positive skill. The second shows that you have economic stability, which is a positive trait. The third shows that you have physical strength and initiative, which are positive traits.
By having sex, and by letting everyone around you know you have sex, you are implicitly telling the people that you posess the skills I previously mentioned. You are charismatic, economically stable and physically fit.
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>>8954642
Can't believe this guy has a wife with his gay Valley Girl California™ accent. I hate Califaggots so much jesus christ.
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>>8957641
>(You)
(((Nebraska)))
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>>8957754
What? He lives in California you dumb commie faggot.
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>>8957755
I'm talking about you. It's true that things easily go over an autist's head.
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