>be me
>15, in high school still
>not challenged by school, decide to pick up a side project
>pulled out some antimatter from my freezer
>photographed it
>boring
>decided to manipulate it
>ask mom
>"Mom, can I build a 2.3 meV atom smasher betatron accelerator in my garage?"
>stares.jpg
>sure why not
>and don't forget to take out the trash
>later
>go to westinghouse
>buy 400 pounds of transformer steel
>22 miles of copper wire
>use football field to wind huge transformers
>set up my betatron using this formula:
[math]\iint_{\Sigma}^\infty e^{\pi}\cdot x \text{ d}x \lt \phi(t) - 2[/math]
>blow out all the fuses
>mom comes home after hard day at work
>she works a lot to afford my autism meds
>fuses are all blown
>housefire imminent
and that's how I because a >130 IQ genius
>>8948104
calculus isnt even mathematics it's more like physics because in mathematics you don't have change
but that "formula" isnt even real physics so gtfo
>>8948104
one hand clapping
Nice try, anon, we all know that you literally just spewed out what Michio Kaku did and took the credit
>>8948144
no I wrote that formula myself I'm in calculus at my school
>>8948171
which one tho
>>8948171
is this your highschool?
>>8948104
>and that's how I because a >130 IQ genius
Kek
>>8948223
yes /sci/ is my high school
>>8948104
This story is clearly based on a similar story by Kaku. Nice meme.
>>8948104
>15
pffff
i did three times more challenged stuff when i was 11
>bragging about random shit on an anonymous board
>>8948127
>calculus isn't even mathematics it's more like physics because in mathematics you don't have change
Are you retarded or something? Is mathematics defined in such a way that "change" is illegitimate mathematics? We have a term for math that has nothing to do with change in the sense that calculus does and its called discrete mathematics.