>smell coffee >feel like shitting Can science explain

>>8942634
You're used to shitting after drinking coffee, so your body knows it's about time to shit when you smell it.
It's more of a mental thing than anything else.

>tfw i drink 2 mugs of coffee in a week to stay regular

I have my poop timing down to a science. If it is 6:30EDT then you know I'm home pooping.

>>8942655
This.

I drink 2-4 cups of coffee a day. Is this detrimental to my dookies?

I thought diuretics increase urine production?

>>8942634
>you are now aware of Pavlovian theory

>>8942634
>>8942741
Yeah, you just got red pilled on classical conditioning. Drinking the coffee was the unconditioned stimuli, shitting was the unconditioned response and the smell was the neutral stimuli. After a while the neutral stimuli became a conditioned stimuli which automatically prompted the conditioned response of shitting. PS save the Borneans.

>>8942762
You're right but simuli is the plural of stimulus.

>>8942762
Fuck the Borneans

>>8942765
thanks

>>8942769
Fuck you

Wish this worked, coffee used to and now i have to drink 4 laxatives, fibre drinks, suppositories and colonic stimulants just to go. In very healthy it just seemed like one day my body forgot how to go.

>>8942634
>>read 4chan
>>feel like shitposting
same thing

>>8942688
True masters defecate in mysterious ways.

https://youtu.be/7J_45hyPiAQ

>>8942634
>Can science explain this?

pavlov's brew.

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>>8942634
Science cannot possibly explain this. Paranormal phenomena go on >>>/x/

Remember to go into detail about both the coffee and the subsequent shit.