>Take game theory course on Coursera >Absolutely nothing

/u/8931333

Have some 4chan gold lol

>study class field theory
>professor never takes us out on class field trips

>>8931333
Not entirely true desu

>take group theory
>had to do all the assignments alone

>learn about the hairy ball theorem

>take geometry in space.
>taking place on earth.

>study order theory
>my life is still a mess

>>8931333
>take low temperature physics
>classroom is at room temperature

>>8931333
>take high energy physics
>can't get up for 8am class

>take class entitled "Dirac Delta Function"
>learn absolutely nothing about a function

>take english for engineers
>still only fluent in chinese

>>8931333
>study ring theory.
>Didn't learn a thing about fighting.

>study field theory
>we are studying in an area filled with buildings and trees

>take complex analysis
>it's not particulary harder

>take dynamics
>class stays in one place

>take mechanics
>didn't learn how to fix cars

>take electrotechnology
>still can't cure homosexuality

>study organic chemistry
>never talk about organs

>take my wife
>please

>>8931432
this this THIS THIS THIS THIS THISSSSS

>study topology
>can't read maps

>Take class on Cox–Zucker machine
>No Cox Zucking

>Study the tits group
>Only fat guys

>take psychology class
>still haven't learned anything about the mind

>take differential geometry
>still can't tell the difference between hexagon and octagon

>>8931333
>Take course on Math in the Reals
>Completely made up

>study mathematical biology
>no biological processes occur in math

>>8931575
faggot retard

>>8931592
>take electrical engineering
>project this hard

>>8931489
>>8931592
So there's the Cox-Zucker machine

>Take Algorithms Class
>No Algorithm exists to solve my life problems.

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>>8931333
>take a course on control theory
>still no control over my life

>>8931423
underrated

>>8931423
I see someone else watched Socket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OJp5V9NAZM

>take homology course
>no engineers in the class

>take partial differential equations
>got full credit

>take organic chemistry
>use lots of man-made chemicals

>take a course on set theory
>keep changing the axioms

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>>8931333
>take game theory course
>Mat steals my theories and posts them on the internet for money

>take first lecture
>lecturer has included many snarky political memes and irrelevant white guilt information

I complained. The following semester an application of mine was "overlooked" by the paki running the office that takes both complaints and applications

Black cunt

>study statistics
>keeps changing

>>8932018
Please don't post in threads that you do not understand.

>>8932018
Fucking read shit

>>8932018
Imagine being this low IQ. Kill yourself, plz. Bump.

>Study physics
>Never learn about mind reading and fortune telling
>Just math

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>>8932018
Lurk 8.2 more years the kys senpai

>>8931941
shot's fired

>>8931333
>take number theory
>still can't get a girls number

surprised it hasn't been done yet, maybe i missed it

>take interuniversal teichmuller theory course
>d̷̤̖̰̮̂ͪͭ͋ͅͅȉ̫͙̰͈͈ͭ̉̉d̵̢̝̳͂ͧ͌̏ͩ̇͞ͅǹ̷͙̝̮͙̼̟͖̓͂̈́̆ͯ͝t̷̞̖̥̤̼̥̠̊ͭ͐̚͡ ̨̡̹͕̥̙̩͕͚͗̏b̞͚͈ͣ͑̏̓e̷̳̭ͫͩͧc̴̴̫͙̮̰̙ͮ̿͌͒͘ǒ̴̜̯̭̝̗̉̌͛m̢̘͗̆̄̒̽̓́̕e̷̦̼̘̟̒͡ ̷̶̺̼̔ͮ̐̇̉̇͂o̳̠ͫͣ͢͟ͅn̳͚̄ͧͨͮ̏̓ͣͫ͡e̼̰͎̫͋̉͢͠ ͇͕͈̙͈̻̤̐ͫ̒͋ͧ͑͌́ẃ̢̜̖̰͗i͇̥͒͗̈́̚͘t̶̛̻̗̩̺͈̫͔̜ͭḥ̶̠͈̗̳̞̹̋̾ͤ̿̓͛ͩ͡ ̴̛̱̺̞̹̯͍̜̎͋̿̑ͬ̌͠ͅt͖̼͔ͤ͌̍ͭͮͩ͑ͭ͘h̬̫̤̹͉͊͞ȩ̷͎̣̾ͣͧ́ͅ ̫̙͕̤̹̞̮ͯ͋ͩ͒̋̑͟ů̷̳̘̟̽ͦ̊ͬ̌ͤn̴͍͎̻̱̊̑ͯ̀͐ͩ͐͆̈i̫̪̟̿ͧ́͒̽̀v̷͇̥͕͚̞̘͇͕̀ͭ̌ͬ́ḙ̛͇̿̏̽̌̏̀ͅŗ̸̴͚͍̫͑̆̀̊̔ͭs̮͆ͩ̀̀̑͐̉e̴̵͔̤ͩ̽̎ͨ̈͟,̸̧͙̜̦̪̙̣̹ͬ̋̆̃̌̂ ͖̭͚͂̌̆̇͢b̧̻̬̣͚̗̔͐̎͛̍ͣ̓͢ͅĕ͔̻͔̫̮̆̇̆ͩ͐̓͆͢č̸̟̱̦͔͋̔ͧͤ̍͐̇̕a̢̡̙͎̘̺̦̳͉͍̰̐̉͒ͩ̃̉́͂m̘̹̱̝̣̤̪̻͑ͦ͌̊͢e̢̖̻͖͇̱̋̌̉ͪ̋̇ ̷̟̩̣͛̑̕͜ͅn͕̪̜͎͎̪ͧ͛ͤ͋́͝u̸̡̬̦̣̘̩̣̖̜̬ͧ̆ͪ͒̾l̛̝̦̘͕̪̦̼͎̄͒͐ͪ͜l͕͖̃ͯͧ̔

>>8934378
that's a carbon copy from the other thread m8

>>8934737
yeah i know, no way i'm that original, I just meant i was surprised no one did it in this one

>>8931333
>study measure theory
>no use for my ruler

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>take group theory at Berkeley
>professor keeps talking about identity

>>8931333
>take aerodynamics
>learned why planes don't fly, not why they fly

>study ring theory
>dont drop it in mount doom

>study advanced quantum theory
>still empty fock space

>study model theory
>gf is disabled

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>want to repeat Stanford algorithms course on Coursera
>they deleted it with many other great courses

>take discrete mathematics
>professor doesn't keep any of it a secret

>take linear models
>make equations for curves

>>8931333
>take condensed matter
>study fermi gas

>study hole theory
>no onahole

>take plant science
>professor is a plant

>take engineering class
>classmates are gay as per usual

>take network course
>still no friends

>take signal analysis
>still can't figure out whether a girl is interested in me

>take class called machine learning
>I still have to learn, a machine isn't doing it for me

>take class in functional analysis
>still bleeding from my anus

>take algorithms
>still can't figure out the best way to sort my sock drawer

>take lie groups
>classmates are nice, honest guys

>take topology
>i'm still the bottom

>>8931333
>taking a "maths" class
>not learning anything about Tai's method to find area under a curve

>take relational algebra
>still not in any relationship

>study algebraic field extensions
>its a polynomial order >4
>tfw no GF

>>8931333
>Learn about conics
>no advice on how to pull a cone

>>8936426
>Study representation theory
>90% of class is white/asian

>study combinatorics
>still can't put my life together

>Take quantum mechanics
>Still can't find my penis

>take course on chaos theory
>still overwhelmed by the disorder in my life

>>8932238

C-

If the spelling was the same. I'd give you more credit.

>>8937281
>take C++
>get C-

>>8931346
I went to a lot of "field trips" in school but never once did we go to an actual field. It's fucking bullshit

>>8937273
>buy chaos theory text book
>the book is carefully arranged into neat and tidy chapters, subsections, paragraphs, and sentences with clearly intentional placement

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>>8931333
haha OP!
>>8931339
huh?
>>8931346
nice one!
>>8931362
lol
>>8931366
don't get it
>>8931381
the earth is flat bro :>)
>>8931383
awwwww :(
>>8931386
literally lol'd out loud!
>>8931388
really funny
>>8931391
but it is
>>8931394
your english seems pretty good
>>8931400
please don't mention disgusting bloodsport on this bored
>>8931405
lol because field means two differnt things
>>8931409
anal haha
>>8931412
indeed!
>>8931421
well now you can learn!
>>8931423
this is mean spirited
>>8931431
that's not what organic means
>>8931432
lmao classic comedy right here
>>8931462
unneccessary comment
>>8931469
don't get it
>>8931489
OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY DIED
>>8931499
please keep things G-rated. my daughter reads this board
>>8931530
well that would be global geometry
>>8931536
wildberger.jpg
>>8931575
debatable
>>8931592
not nice
>>8931595
where die he say he was taking that?
>>8931599
unnecessary
>>8931607
algorithms are not a panacea to every human problem
>>8931662
same joke as >>8931383. please read the thread before you comment
>>8931762
haha i agree
>>8931783
tl;dw?
>>8931817
why would there be? it's probably not required for their major
>>8931870
lol!
>>8931941
lmao!
>>8932005
rofl!
>>8932018
please try to keep things light
>>8932026
haha!
>>8932032
be nice
>>8932056
you too
>>8932224
hey there's no need for that language. ever.
>>8932238
meh, not that good
>>8933608
reported for bullying
>>8934254
don't need the apostrophe
>>8934737
haha nerd much?
>>8935028
try harder next time. thanks.
>>8935105
except to measure your DICK! haha. i think that was bettter than your joke
>>8935121lol!>>8935124XD>>8935159really enjoeyed this one>>8935163laughed really hard>>8935175laughed and then i cried. sorry bro :(>>8935199not very funny>>8935201that would be "discreet". please learn the proper definition of words


welp, i'm almost over the word limit! thanks for the laughs, mates!

>>8937357
thanks for summing it up anon, now I didn't have to read the thread!

>>8937357
>Autism

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>>8937357
So this is the power of autism.

>>8937302
kek

>Take class studying kek moody algebra
>Not a kek in sight

>>8937357
Ban all mass repliers.

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>home economics
>at school