Has anybody else had their professor steal their idea? God damnit,

>>8882006
I usually give them ideas from work that has obscure patents and such and wait for them to pass it off as their own. Then I call the patent owner. I have destroyed many lives with this technique. Especially on eager pricks waiting to spring a trap.

>>8882031
You're doing God's work. Keep at it.

>>8882006
kek

>>8882031
Examples?

>>8882031
This is....The poisened frog technique...
Truly only a master Pepe can perform such a feat....

How often does research sniping actually happen? Should I keep my mouth shut about my research?

>>8882044
never talk about it unless it is published or about to be published

>>8882036
Oh look at me I found out this thing!
"Your things are shit!"
Okay...
>le sadface.memefrog

Few months later check if any of the mentioned meme frogs are in the soup.

Make the Bogdanoff phone call...

Best ones are the ones that come into class and look a little...off...
You can see it in their eyes...something off inside their glassy spectacles....
like a wounded animal you just blew the fucking legs off of...
Very few make the connection...
Then they kind of just...fizzle off to die somewhere quiet and alone...
Although the best one was.

>come into class one day
>le ebin meme sit down
>nothimg but gondolas in my head
>*poisened pepe eater walks in*
>Everyone ready to write down
>Takes out pens and shiet
>Looks up at me
>I smirk at the sheer amount of pepes he has eaten.
>get to work as he shrugs me off as confident in the paper
>half way through paper
>expect the call.
>Gets the call
>Bogdonoffed.spoolfnord
>Didn't realize he knew who Pepe was
>Hear a massive heaving breath
>Call ends.
>Don't know shit about what is going on
>"Y-Y-YOOOOOU! YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCKER BASTARD FUCK SHIT FUCK!"
>Class speechless.morpg
>Calls in security
>Security can't do shit I am just doing exam ebin :-DDD
>actually fucking lunges at me
>"I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILLY YOU BITCH FUCKING SHIT SUCKER"
>autistic screeching activated
>Security actually pulls him out of the room
>Normies begin stealth posting behind my back and whispering
>I leave because fuck this shit I just wanted to draw my gondolas and go home
>spend rest of evening shitposting
>quietly whisper to myself "don't steal rare pepes bitch"
>Probably went to jail
>Never saw him again
>Hopefully learning how to make his own pepes instead of mooching them off others
Tl;dr Pepe is love, pepe is lif, dun steal rare pepe pls

>>8882128
I think most people can safely trust their supervisor, though. It takes a real pathetic piece of shit to steal your own students ideas. I mean he could probably have easily been a coauthor by just offering to help.

>>8882182
what postmodernist shit did i just read

>>8882228
>'He' calls Machiavellianism a "rare Pepe".
Pretty much that.

>>8882006
I had a reviewer for one of my papers try to snipe one of my ideas.

Good thing the grad student he got working on it was retarded... and ended up making them both look extra retarded.

>>8882006
Fuck you got me.

He likely doesn't remember due to self-serving bias and old age