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THE RACE FOR MARS IS OFFICIALLY OVER. Say bye bye to any chance

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THE RACE FOR MARS IS OFFICIALLY OVER.

Say bye bye to any chance of seeing a man on mars in your lifetime.

Since Elon Musk is out of the game, how many years we will have to wait for another guy like him to show up.
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RIP marsboy
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There's already fags on Mars.
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>>8851810
women truly ruin everything
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I want to take a whiff of Amber's musk if you know what I mean
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>>8851831
What do you mean?
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>>8851810
I'm an ecologist, why would I give a shit about Mars? Sounds like a yawn festival.
I know for a fact we can't support human civilization on Mars.
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FUCKING GODDAMN WOMEN RUINING EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


fucking captcha made me identify a fucking saxophone as a trumpet.
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>>8851810
I fucking hate Amber Heard, fucking gold digging cunt...
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>>8851873
No Europa either... the one with a vast ocean, teaming with sorts of xeno marine biology.
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>>8851882
We have that here on earth for atleast another 25 years.
>becoming interested in exploring an ocean teaming with life
I made that mistake when I was a toddler, never again
I've already dedicated my life to studying an ocean life only to watch the Life I love disappear beneath me. So don't tell my heart, my Achy breaky heart, I just don't think he'll understand, cuz if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I will blow my fucking head off all over the seafood section
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>>8851810
Didn't he get some prenup or whatever it's called?
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>>8851810
Awesome, can we focus on space stations now?
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B-But guys what if this time, guys

G-Guys just listen, what if this time shes not in for the money?
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>>8852186
>>8852186
>what if this time shes not in for the money?
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>>8852186
For that to happen women would need to be capable of love and empathy, something they clearly lack given their subhuman status.
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>>8852188
>billionaire tech tycoon

>loves him for his personality
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>>8851810
My dad is a technician and he said that Elon had him fix his cable one day and that he was a real dummy.
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>>8851810
I doubt a man who wants people to be transported inside a completely exposed vacuum tube would really help humanity get to mars.
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>>8851831
so you want to smell his butt?
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poor guy
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>>8851909
>tfw crustaceans, arguable the most successful group of animals on Earth, are dwindling in population
JUST
FUCK
MY
BIOSPHERE
UP
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>>8852193
My dad works at Nintendo and he said that Elon called him for tips to beat Pikmin 2 and that he was a real dummy.
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Why is Elon so gullible? Has the thought that these women want him for his money at least crossed his mind? Does he just ignore it because he wants poon that badly?
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>>8851810
>that fake shoulder lean
Fuck off gold digger
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>>8852518

Imagine that he doesn't ignore it and hes completely aware of it. The thought of it its kind of sad.
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>>8852532
He's probably just glad that he can get women with his money. If he didn't have wads of cash he'd probably be here with us right now.
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>>8852518
if you thought that about everyone near you, you'd never get anything done
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>>8852543
There's a big difference between "everyone near you" and "woman attempting to get you into a financially risky contract"
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>>8851810
Did I miss something? Is SpaceX btfo, do I have to stay on Earth with the normies? Wtf happened?
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>>8852551
You think the guys aren't there just to gain publicity and money too?
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>>8852558
I don't know what you're referring to by "there". If you mean that particular social event elon seems to be at in instagram then you're probably right. That still doesn't compose all the people that work around elon at his companies. They do it for money, but they WORK for that money. They aren't leeches.
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>be an enterprising and genius engineer
>marry a used up psychotic gold digging whore
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>>8851810
amber isn't going to change shit. If you read elon's ex wife's biography, elon just wants a hot peice of ass on his arm. He lives at work but just wants the status symbol of a trophy wife.
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>>8851909
>fortunate enough to have an a planet with incredibly complex organisms.
>Destroy it because we have to have all you can eat sushi for pennies on the dollar while we just butt rape the fuck out of the oceans pH.

Humans were...a mistake. Life would have been better off it humans never evolved to the point we have.
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>>8852567
She's working for it too.
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>>8852553

You are a normie too, you just dont have any friends :/
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>treating musk like jesus

He has a degree in IT.
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>>8852633
Fuck you man, I wanna be the first guy to kill myself on Mars.
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>>8852727

Hey dont worry /b/ro I dont have any friends either and nobody outside of my mother will ever care for me.
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>>8852728
At lease we have /sci/
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>>8852736

No we dont.

:((((
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>>8852737
You're right. I'm a brainlet
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>>8852739

w-wanna be my friend?
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>>8852743
If I could make friends, would I be here, on this Taiwanese sweater-making image board?
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You fags are cracking me up. I thought you hated Elon and now you're REEEEEEEing that he's dating-not marrying, not engaged to,merely DATING a woman who, what, divorced Johnny Depp on contentious grounds?

Now Amber Heard may be a lying cunt, I don't know, but having glanced the case over, it looks like she wasn't in it for the money-http://nytlive.nytimes.com/womenintheworld/2016/08/19/amber-heard-to-give-7m-johnny-depp-divorce-settlement-to-charity/

I mean, 7 million? That's as much as someone like her makes in 1 film. Depp's worth like 150 million dollars ffs. She could have dragged the divorce on for years and drained him dry, but she took a small piece and then gave it away instead. That doesn't strike me as the behavior of a soulless gold digger.

But i'm on 4chan, fuck logic and reason, let's just buy into the lurid tabloid style interpretation of events and assume Elon will soon be foolish enough to lose several billion dollars due to cheerfully forgoing a prenup in the marriage that must obviously follow 2 people dating.
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>>8852760
Oh fuck, get this guys, Johnny Depp? He's an idiot.

http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/johnny-depp-brought-to-the-brink-of-ruin-a3455426.html

He's in DEBT! He's made tens of millions of dollars as a top billed hollywood star, but he's a complete retard profligate who wasted all of it on stupid shit. I'm laughing my ass off. What a complete retard. Why do any of you idiots feel the faintest pity for him in that divorce? He was spending up to 2 million per month! So this cunt only cost him 3-4 months of his standard living expenses with the divorce! HAHAHAHA!!!! And she GAVE IT WAY TO CHARITY! Oh man I bet he was fucking livid about that.....you know what? I like amber heard.
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>>8851810

>fucking shit up since Eden

yamerooooooo
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>>8852590
>nature is about species ruthlessly devouring each other until it's no longer possible
>humans are bad for being the best at it
>nature is still good though #gaia4life
I want angsty misanthropic pseudo intellectuals to leave this planet or at least stop shitting up society with that negativistic suicidal cancer.
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>>8852776
nature has a balance to it. Too much of one thing causes a chain reaction of fuck ups. I'd say the billions of people we have on this planet is too much seeing of how we are the source of climate change.
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>>8852728
>nobody outside of my mother
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>>8852783
Then it'll balance itself around us. Problem solved.
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>>8852797
There's no such thing as balance in nature, remember the ecosystem hype when people thought if you take a chunk out of a forest, the forest was going to regenerate the system as close as possible to the original state, when in reality the forest changes forever and nothing repeats - the higher the damage, the more it downgrades and would take a chill thousands of years for something nice to pop in again.
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Goddamn Musk's a fucking retard. He could have almost any pussy in the world and he chose a bitch that is the most capable of sucking out his money. Goddamn cunts like these should be raped by niggers. Probably will take a couple of generations for a guy to be born and raised with Musk's potential and vision. Women are such cunts.
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>>8852665
He has a lot of money and invests it on the right things and people don't want Amber taking that away.
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>>8852186
>what is this person with a long-standing, pathological behavioral pattern is suddenly a normal rational human being
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>>8852830

Perhaps she changed my dude, perhaps she found God or something.
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>>8852830
What behavior pattern? Getting a divorce? Getting a standard divorce settlement that amounted to only a small part of Depp's fortune, most of which he himself has wasted stupidly over the years?

Why is everyone so utterly convinced of this woman's moral depravity? Where's the source of this intense venom?
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>>8852840
http://www.eonline.com/news/821266/what-s-really-going-on-with-johnny-depp-and-amber-heard-s-divorce-the-non-legalese-translation

Reading this article just makes this whole thing seem more and more like internet echo chambers slanting a story to confirm their preexisting biases.

Why does everyone think amber heard is the devil? Can someone please explain this to me?
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>>8852760
Hey we're just having fun,man.
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>>8852518
And? Not like those gold diggers can do him any harm, I'd bone her if I had a chance as well.
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>>8852842
Take this tabloid-tier gossip to /tv/ or something lmao
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This is why you remain celibate
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>>8851818
Is that where you're posting from?
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>>8852476
My dad is Elon
and you're right
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>>8852783
>nature has a balance to it.
>>8852808
>There's no such thing as balance in nature,

Make up your fucking mind.
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>>8852776
>I want angsty misanthropic pseudo intellectuals to leave this planet or at least stop shitting up society with that negativistic suicidal cancer.
Ironically, it's still anthropocentrism. Bad special is still special...
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so, wait
there's a pic of musk with some chick's lipstick on his cheek and this somehow automatically means musk has dropped a core of his business model? am i on /r9k/ right now?
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>>8852200

This this this this this. We all know Lockheed is our only hope of getting to Mars.
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>>8853108

Lol fuck off ULA shill, they haven't innovated in the last decade.
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>>8851810
Give her a couple years and Musk will be broke paying his kidneys in alimony. What a mad bitch.

The funniest thing of all is that she is a known and open lesbian, and yet some very smart dumbfucks keep falling for the idea that she is in love with them.
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>>8851810

It really triggers me ( like I wanna torture someone when I hear it) when people say Musk is smart. No he's not, and hes not successful at all. Just a government subsidies leech.
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>>8853122
To get subsidies on that level you need to have proved something.
And even if he is just marketing he wouldn't be precisely an idiot or unsuccessful.
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>>8853129

Or maybe he's friends with Jewish globalists
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>>8852728
Just last night, it was nobody inside your mother, either :^)
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>>8853008
>There's no such thing as balance in nature,
^ here it is, my mind is made - the statement was clear.
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>>8851810
bye mars
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>>8851810
fucking hell, she's like a parasite
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>>8851810
>*it ain't me starts playing*
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>/sci/ 2017 - celebrity gossip
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>>8851810

Why do you fags think Spacex will have any setbacks because of his personal relationships? It's his employees that are doing whatever it is they are doing.Elon doesn't know the first thing about rocket science other than some surface pop sci knowledge.Also the company could do better under a better non autistic leadership.
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>>8852981
So, Elon fucked your mother.
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>>8853258
Falcon 9 was designed by Elon himself, moron. Stephen Hawking said this in a documentary.
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she's so pleased to have snagged a billionaire

look at her face

women man
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>>8852037
Lawyers and judges can rip up prenups, and often do.
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>>8853249
I took awhile to let this sink in. It's actually a little depressing.
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>>8852760
>AIDF
Gee, I wonder who could be behind such a post...
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>>8851810
>I ' M
>T H E
>A L P H A

H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A
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>>8851810
I've figured it out guys. I really know why Musk did it: He needs a bitch to cook him food, deal qith his kids, and increase his dopamine - all those stuff save him tons of time, and during that time he earns billions - when he'll divorce her he'll only lose a few hundred millions, which is still a win!
Completely wurf if you do the math
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>>8852575
How bored do you have to be to read the biography of somebody's ex-wife...
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>>8852842
>Why does everyone think amber heard is the devil? Can someone please explain this to me?

It's a little strange how she said he was a nasty bastard and filed a restraining order against him yet as soon as he finally caved and gave her some money she lifted the restraining order and said it was a mutual thing then went on to sing praises about the guy.

He literally had to pay her to stop talking shit. That isn't a divorce it's blackmail.
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>>8852760
Who needs 7 million if you can have a billionaire.
It's called an investment.
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>>8853045
>Being this out of loop
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>>8852590
Wrong, niggers, chinks, and other assorted minorities were a mistake. Whites are arguably the most caring species on the planet. You bitch about Whitey be fucking up the eco system, meanwhile China is literally (LITERALLY literally) locking up bears into tiny cages for their bile. So when you wanna be a misanthropic faggot go research the inhuman insekt people who are currently murdering tigers for their sex juice you retard.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile_bear
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>>8853129
Yeah he's smart for being able to leech. Wish I could make billions by selling losers electrobox cars and sucking gov't teat before sucking some Amber Heard teat.
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>>8852743
thats a weird looking penis on that guy
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>>8852760
Do you realize he married and divorced another actress (Talulah Riley) TWICE?
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>>8852945
>not being gay and fucking cute STEM nerds
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>>8853122
>he's not successful at all
Hmm
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>>8852518
He should just hire some professional escorts if he's that thirsty for poon, or hell, have fucking courtesans trained, with both sexual and intellectual education.
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>nerd fucking a solid 8/10

he got more than he deserved.
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>>8851810
>how many years we will have to wait for another guy like him to show up
Zero
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>>8854074

engineer detected, lol
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>>8853045
>>8853684
I have no fucking idea what's going on either
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>>8853696
I can't tell if this is satire anymore
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>>8852590
Wrong, humans are the best chance ecosystems have of becoming sentient, it's all the same life, understanding ourself is important. Life will go on but losing humanities symbolic understanding is something that could very well be gone forever. Humans aren't even the real problems it's our social institutions. It gets to where you accept losing everything you love, then you dedicating your life to save it, then you dedicating your life to living and saving it because it is what makes you happy.
>>8852776
You don't understand ecology or evolution, thanks mass education.
Wrong, you do not understand the evolution of complex life by the self organization of emergent behavior and structures. You are also being reductive, all life is physically connected by means of information.
Anons feeling are legitimate feeling and are some of the worst feeling around, detachment is a hard earned relief. >>8853696
Completely wrong. What kind of retard makes such a complex, systemic issue about race? Someone who has no idea what they are talking about.
International finance and foreign direct investment are the ways the supposedly caring westerners pillage the races you were talking about. Powerful state-capitalist economies like the USA and china are the problem.
You do more harm in a trip to the supermarket than the impoverished people you hate do in a month. Those people are also the people that have been robbed of their own socio-ecological systems by neoliberal parasite economics and exploited in order to fill your shopping cart.
Take your ignorant understanding of the world to the DRC and see how caring you are after being poor over there for a while.
you can't hold people accountable for not knowing better
Bile bear is a cruel practice but go to a cattle feed lot, a coal mine, or an industrial fishing fleet and far more harmful practice is taking place
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>>8851810
Is this what an actual maneating succubus looks like? How can one person be so comically evil?
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>>8855115
Just look at her smug face as she shows her mark on him. She's the closest real life thing to an actual succubus.
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>>8855139
Amber had a long lesbic relationship with Tasya van Ree, and seeing the disaster his "hetero" relationship with Depp was, why does Elon suddenly believe she is in any way interested in him sexually? Is he really this oblivious?
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>>8855177
Lesbians aren't real dude.
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>>8855177
Musk just wants arm candy. Amber is just part of the "Tony Stark Billionaire Playboy" lifestyle he's trying to front on. She is as important to him as the Iron Man statue in his office.
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>>8855199
Yeah it's not like he has shown good judgement with actresses in the past
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>>8855206

There's definitely a cringy side to him, but how he handles this will tell if he's actually serious about any of his claims (im leaning towards hes full of shit)
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>>8852832

well meme'd
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>>8855217
It doesn't matter how smart he may be, a woman like her can make any man do really stupid shit.
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>>8853045

okay let me explain it to u real slow normie

amber heard is a gold digging sloot and elon loves getting cucked for half of his shit almost as much as space.
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>>8855206
and how many wives has Trump or any other billionaire gone through?

these guys don't buy wives, they lease them, then cash them out with a pittance alimony when its time to get a newer model.
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>>8855244
>pittance alimony
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That kiss is a mark of ownership.
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>>8855253
brendan fraser wasn't a billionaire. he was barely worth a couple million.
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>>8855199
this, in some interview his ex-wife said he was pressuring her to become a platinum blond constantly so that she would conform to the trophy wife image. it is all about ego. besides if he actually marries Amber and gets a prenup, he will not be out that much money in the grand scheme of things. Billionaires spend a lot more on satisfying their ego. At least you can fuck a trophy wife.
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someone tell me what the fuck is going on!
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>>8851810
Mark my words. This woman has saved the human race. Not everything this man is up to has been in the public eye.
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>>8852783
>nature has a balance to it
Wrong, get out of here with that esotericism. it has complex adaptive systems
Dynamic open systems don't have equilibrium
>chain reaction
*symmetry break
We have plenty of room for everyone, the problem is our social systems and earth systems are mis-matched.
In just you were right, we are headed towards extinction. The Dinos didn't make it through a mass extinction of this scale and we will almost surely dissapear with the rest of complex ecosystems.
Only anarchism can save us
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>>8852808
Finnally someone who knows something.
Equilibrium ecology was a ridiculous assumption made from no evidence. And it is still taught in public schools, but any ecology childern learn is good ecology I guess
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>>8851909
You know, I've never met a marine biologist that didn't reak of crippling depression. They pretend to be cheerful but you can see it whenever they start talking about the ocean. Same with ecologists, or anyone involved in any kind of field biology
c o n s t a n t g r i e f
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>>8853395
My mom works in a bedroom and she said that Elon asked her for female companionship and that he was a real dummy.
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>>8855387
He failed his simulation, someone sent a female
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>>8852186
all women genetically programmed to be gold diggers because they want to give their children the best possible environment and men with resources can provide that.
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imagine loosing half a PLANET in a divorce settlement
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>>8855177
All girls are lesbians.
Any girl who had 2 beers can be made to kiss another girl.

The same cannot be said for men.
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>>8851810
What is the context of this woman? Why are people acting like Elon being on a date with a hot woman means his career is over?
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>>8856945

Because of prejudice towards women from STEM community. But don't tell them that or they'll throw a hissy fit.
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>>8856964
yeah it's got nothing to do with the nasty divorce she had with johnny depp or elon musk's other pathetic relationships. we're just a bunch of womyn haters
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>>8856315
I'd just nuke it then
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>>8856964
(You)
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>>8857002
lel i think spacex is planning that anyways
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>>8856996

Well you are presuming it was her fault.
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>>8854106
>making prostitutes take calculus
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>>8857310
Its not whether it was his or her fault, its the matter of a man losing shit that he worked for over a failed marriage. She married him and ended up with way more after the divorce than she had before she married him, where he ended up with less.
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Good.
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>>8856327
>The same cannot be said for men.
Yes, most men aren't virtually brain-dead.
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>>8855033
engineers are gay chads?
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>dating Johnny Depp's old battered whore

Top cuck
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>jews desperate to keep mankind stuck on planet earth because there's no usury on Mars
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>>8851873
How the fuck would you know that.
But desu Clouds of Venus are a better choice
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>>8853122
> Not successful.
Billionaire, celebrity girlfriends/wives, literally put rockets into space.

Your kids are gonna be fucking disasters.
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>>8854106
>or hell, have fucking courtesans trained, with both sexual and intellectual education.

I'm genuinely laughing my ass off at this. It is also not a bad idea.
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>>8859081
Sounds like an idea for a trashy sitcom to me.
>Total slut Stacy ends up at a tech school due to whacky coincidences
>has to learn to fit in with the nerds
I'd watch it.
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>>8853122
>guy who designs reusable rockets isn't smart

Fuck off, faggot.
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>>8855011
Nice jacket. Do you think it shrivels up when it gets cold?
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>>8851873
So what's your plan b if north Korea escalates to global nuclear war?
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>>8859610
>NK
Good one
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>>8855451
Ecology is depressing. Look at this cool X, ,oh they dying. Oh wow Y is so cool, I want to go see Y. Y is extinct. A, B, C, D, etc. is facing extinction. The ocean is acidifying, warming, losing oxygen, filled with microplastics and nanoplastics, 70% of shorebirds are now dead, fisheries have been collapsed for decades, coastal biomes are being eroded or developed, etc. At least they're not glaciologists.
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>trusting engineers to do anything
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>>8851810
>Year 2018
>Spacex is ready to launch its first consumer low orbit flight for space tourism
>Elon turns to Amber and tells her that this new chapter of SpaceEx shall mark a new chapter in their relationship
>he gets on one knee
>Amber I love you will you marry me
>Amber is ecstatic, her pupils turn into dollars signs
>she says YES
>Elon stops her
>"under one condition"
>"you take the first flight into low orbit, you trust me right?"
>Amber is confused but reluctantly accepts
>Elon straps her into the harness and kisses her forehead "I love you babe"
>The count down begins
>5...4...3...2...1..
>Blast off
>The thrusters start off beautifully lift off is successful
>Amber looks into the cockpit camera "I love you Elon"
>Elons looks into his camera with strange grin on his face
>"Seems we'll have to postpone the wedding, one of my investments needs my attention"
>"BABYYY I want to get married now, which one is it?"
> A movie babe, Edward Scissor Hands 2 I loved the first one have you watched it?
>amber is visibly worried
>Elons face is now a mangled grin
>his face is 90% grin
>"Ba-abe why do you look like that"
>Johnny Depp steps out from behind Musk
>"You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
>I flame shoots up the side of the rocket
>Amber screams on the monitor, fires blazing around her
>Musks face is now simply giant teeth
>The rocket is shredded into a million pieces engulfed in huge billow of flame and smoke
>Edward Scissor Hands 2 breaks box office records and solves climate change
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>>8852476
My dad owns Microsoft and he will get you banned from Xbox Live!
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>>8859746
10/10
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>>8851873
It has implications for astrobiology, and is somewhat interesting in regards to "the great filter" theory.

Also, not everything is about you and your interests. Grow the fuck up.
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>>8852842
What >>8853628
said. Also, how quickly she recovered from her "traumatized" state after winning $. One day later, she couldn't be happier.

Shes an amoral, selfish gold digger of an attention whore whos more interested in posing for photos than spending time with the man she supposedly loves. Its a shame Elon can't see that.

>>8855091
>You do more harm in a trip to the supermarket than the impoverished people you hate do in a month.
Until they come to the west, and celebrate NYE in Cologne. Or by going for a truck drive. Or sometimes they have honest little misunderstandings and don't realize what a teenage girl, crying, while screaming "no" means.

http://vesselnews.io/muslim-migrant-avoids-jail-anally-raping-teen-sweden-couldnt-understand-no/

Not the best source, granted, however you can easily find many other stories with a 5 second google search. Or better yet, you can look at the recent German crime statistics released.
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>>8859610
pray to god
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>>8851909
>>8852465
>>8852590
daily reminder that China, Africa, India, and other third world shitholes are the worlds biggest polluters and destroyers of the environment.
Literally the best thing we could do for the environment is stop trade with China.
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>>8857435
Elon Musk could afford to send a prostitute to college by the hour.
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>>8852978

You almost make me spit some water in front of my monitor, good one
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>>8859800

My interests are more relevant to humanity than sending celebrities on far away dead rocks.
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>>8860464
You idoit, China has agency but Africa and India have been fucked to pieces by American economic expansionism.
The best thing we can do is start to publically execute international finance and their reps in the nanny states(which is mostly America) world bank, imf, and FDI steal everything the ""3rd world"" has, ships it over to domestic market, uses the consumers(you) as money laundries, and the wealth ends up in th capital assets of the elite and treasuries of the "devolped" states. And you have the nerve to put the blame on the victims, I would blame you but you have no idea wtf you are talking about.
This economic imperialism started in 1979 then saw massive expansion under the Reagan/Clinton years, aswell as a huge increase in state intervention in the economy, that really reached its peak(not including trump) under Obama.
Trump wants all the same things to happen except he is pushing for us markets to liberalize, protecting the elite while having the people trade roles with the poor Mexicans and Chinese. So yeah, if a solution actually was offered that didn't fuck things up much more than they already are, ending unethical trade with China would be great.
We stand to lose everything here in the USA where we already have the highest levels of wealth inequality in the world.
Just today for example
mobile.reuters.com/video/2017/04/26/trump-signs-order-requiring-review-of-na?videoId=371557966
>back in the hands of the people
What a fucking crook
You don't want to know what congress is doing
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If rockets weren't re-usable already, how did anyone get back to Earth from space?
I mean, if rockets are only good for one-time uses, then the rocket becomes disfunctional once you land on the Moon, and then you can't return home.
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>>8852465
If their so successful why are they dying?
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>>8859808
>Until they come to the west, and celebrate NYE in Cologne. Or by going for a truck drive. Or sometimes they have honest little misunderstandings and don't realize what a teenage girl, crying, while screaming "no" means.
Literally a slap on the risk compared to the extinction of entire socio-ecological systems you pay for at the supermarket.
You are a reactionary reducing complex issues to a common enemy. It's just naive, that sounds like Disneyland compared to what is done with the loans given out by the world bank or the wars/regimes the west sets in place that create those refugees, I've seen footage
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>>8852763
This changes nothing.
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>>8860836
You aren't me if you pretend to be me again I will find you.
But you are pretty much right, just alittle rude.
>>8859800
>not everything is about you or your intrests
WRONG, as a deep ecologist my interests are about everything, everything that lives on earth anyhow
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>>8859610
North Korea isn't a threat to shit.
Just the common enemy the state/media uses to distract from the domestic ones.
The part the media leaves out when they report"North Korea is going to destory you" is the part where NK says "we will destroy you if you attack us"
India vs Pakistan and the USA are much bigger dangers of nuclear winter, which isn't even a threat compared to our ecological problems
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>>8851873
>I'm an ecologist
No, you are not.
A real ecologist is interested in Martian
ecosystems, either past or present.
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>>8859622
Tell me about it
>>8858553
>how the fuck would you know that?
Because we can't even support human civilization on earth. People underestimate how much synergy it takes for complex life to exist
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>>8860978
It's not pragmatic to devote our resources to space exploration in the middle of existential crisis. Don't get me wrong it would be neat.
We have unstudied ecological systems disappearing here at this very moment
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>>8860994
it's all fucking gone man. I didn't have faith in someone like musky to save us with his lmao space bullshit, but I do genomics and it's sad man. it's all dying and gone, I won't even get to see the great barrier reef like I wanted to since I was a little kid. soon we're gonna lose tiger sharks and lots of other cools harks, and half of teh frogs are catching bd and ranaviruses and dying too. there's no point to anything anymore
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>>8860970
Nk isn't a huge concern, but any nuclear detonation can be devastating.
It will become a problem if China and Russia decide to support them
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