scientifically speaking, why are left handers so superior

>>8843708
Because they have shorter lifespans, and therefore use less resources.

>>8843708
Because they have smaller dicks, and therefore use less resources.

Because they use less resources, they have smaller dicks and shorter lifespans.

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>>8843708
Because they go to special classes, and therefore use less resources.

>the rush to get right handed scissors at primary school

you'd have to be a real downie to not know how to use both with either hand anyway

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>2017
>Not being ambidextrous

>>8843708
Less lateralization of the brain, which leads to more creativity.

>>8843708
Its a right handers' world. Left handers had to adapt to fit in, and thus became more intelligent, creative, etc.

>>8844086
That actually happens even today. Children who are left handed are smarter than right handed, and they didn't make any effort for it.

>>8843708
As far as I know being left handed just gave better chances of winning in a fight against right handed

medieval defensive structures were designed to impede attacking soldiers, while giving defending soldiers room to attack. this design gave left handed attackers, as rare as they were, a unique advantage

left handed soldiers also held a blanket advantage over basically all other soldiers, because the left vs right fighting dynamic created an environment that few right-handed soldiers were properly trained for

this made lefties really fucking dangerous fighters, which is how they got such a devilish reputation in europe

>>8845369
and therefore use less ressources.

>>8845369
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left handed soldiers also held a blanket advantage over basically all other soldiers, because the left vs right fighting dynamic created an environment that few right-handed soldiers were properly trained for
It's still the same today for sports like table tennis and ping pong. On the other hand there's also plenty sports where you're fucked if you're left-handed

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how the fuck is anyone "born" left-handed or right-handed?

>>8845416

brain chemistry; left-handed people literally think differently

the vast majority of cats are left-handed

>>8845424
but can't I just teach a kid to be left-handed? It seems cultural to me, what's the difference between being left or right-handed if you never learn to write?

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>>8845434
Handedness is testable and persistent from birth. Trying to "teach" somebody to use a different hand than they prefer can lead to mental disorders.

>>8843708
All lefties are homo

>>8845434
there are hard-coded differences in the brains of right- and left-handed people

the lateralization of the speech centers is a good example

>>8843708
Because when we write, our hand smudges the ink more than righthanders

>>8845434
Left handedness is a consequence, not a cause, of less lateralization of the brain. Teaching your kid to write with their left hand will only improve coordination, not general cognition.

>>8845434
You will notice it in kids that are playing with toys, you don't teach them to take it always with the same hand but they will. Also, the rate of left-handedness in humans is roughly constant (and way below 50%), so it's not decided by chance.

>>8845463
Just write from right to left?

>>8845480
>Just write from right to left?

arabs write from right to left, so there is absolutely no reason that lefties can't nut the fuck up and deal with hand smudge.