a doctor finally agreed to a chest ct thank god for women's

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>>8808148
enjoy the cancer that CT gave you

OP, let's think this through.

Case 1: You get a positive result on the chest CT. Congratulations, you finally have proof of the cancer you've been convinced you have. Go directly to chemo and buy a hat for your soon to be bald head.

Case 2: You have a negative result.

What are you going to do? Are you going to switch to some other organ system that you'll have cancer from? Will it be testicular now? Kidney? Skin?

Will you finally put this whole issue to rest if you get a negative result from the chest CT?

>>8808212
>Are you going to switch to some other organ system that you'll have cancer from?

He's already gone from pancreatic to lung. So yes, that's exactly what'll happen.

guys, i don't think he's looking for cancer that already exists within him. i think he's actively trying to GET cancer from all these radiological procedures.

i really hope that this man is just a very committed memer.

>>8808148
>thank god for women's reduced ability to resist pressure from hypochondriac patients

ftfy

>>8808212
>What are you going to do?

My money is on "Decide the scan missed it and search for somebody who will give him another one."

>>8808230
I think the original guy was real, and has moved on, and we are now in the hands of memeposting.

>>8808212
no that will definitely be it for tests. i've already has abdo scan so would have run out of organs. i feel like complete shit though and am almost sure i have it, cant really believe this is happening

>>8808148
Pls stop wasting the NHS funding

>>8808148
Are you sure you don't have depression/anxiety? They can both manifest physical symptoms. Common among brainlets

>>8809213
ive been on SSRI's. has not helped

gonna die lads

>>8809226
Like everybody else, then...

oddly enough, I've gotten the poorest treatment from women doctors and the quickest and most effective treatment from male doctors. To each their own.