Okay, med/sci/, explain something to me - I thought that modern STD tests were done by testing urine. But when I was in the Philippines for work, I scheduled a "complete" physical exam with a bunch of lab tests, since it was a lot cheaper than in the west.
At one point during the exam, the doctor pulled up my gown, grabbed my penis, and said "Deep breath please, don't worry!" as she jammed a swab up my urethra.
I must say, it was distinctly uncomfortable.
Are they just using outdated techniques, or does this actually give you more accurate results than just testing for STDs via a urine sample?
>>8807076
that's hot OP
it's probably neither outdated nor more accurate; just different.
>>8807076
Some are done with a direct urethral swab (HPV) and some through urine (chlamydia).
Others are done entirely throught blood (HIV and syphilis).
It depends what they were testing for.
>>8807076
Did you cum?
Nothing is ever being jammed in my urethra I don't give a fuck if I die of AIDs and testicular so be it.
>>8807091
Pretty much the opposite; I think my penis retracted into my abdomen after that. She also twisted it around, which is an utterly weird and awful sensation.
>>8807097
Wait until you're old enough to get something where you need a catheter stuck in ya.
>>8807107
Dude this shit hurts even now just looking at a picture
>tfw your female doctor gasps the first time seeing your huge wang
truly one of the best feelings in the world
>>8807107
I had a foley cath put into my bladder during a knee operation, but I was unconscious when it went in. I was awake but kind of groggy when the nurse pulled it out, but I don't remember it being much of a problem.
>>8807076
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