What is the average chemical composition of a fart? Can

>>8786927
she probably just let out quite the stinker by the look on my face

>>8786927
No such thing as toxic substances, only toxic dosages. Ingesting too much water can kill you

>>8786927
this is just plain asking for braaaap posting. also this isn't /sci/ related go somewhere else

>>8786928
>my

>>8786930
>ricin
>blowfish poison

>>8786927
small amounts of methane, hydrogen sulfide and some other sulfurous gasses

all of which could kill you if you breath in a lot of it

>>8786954
same with oxygen if you never let it out

ill bet you learned something new today, no worries its good to feel a little humbled every now and then

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>>8786954
I always smell my farts

>>8786947
median lethal dose of ricin = 22 micrograms
median lethal dose of wter = 6 liters
both are toxic at some dosage

>>8786954
Would he die due to lack of oxygen or from their effects?

>>8786927
Look that pussy. I have a erection.

>>8787026
I hope you like the smell of rotten egg farts

>>8786927
>about to immediately filter the thread
>suddenly find myself curious as to the actual science behind it
Amazing.

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>>8787034

...


This only makes me harder

>>8787007
breathing in 1000ppm of hydrogen sulfide will kill you outright

>>8787062
so what you are saying is we can only be sure of the toxicity of a specified fart IF we know the amount of eggs consumed i suggest the following equation (raw^2+boiled+fried/2) and you take the result and plot it on a 1-10 scale

>>8787062
lol you're right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_sulfide#Toxicity

>>8786995
>both are toxic at some point

No. Ricin actually fucks with the nervous system. Too much water and you osmotically flood your lungs.

Drowning in water doesnt mean water is "toxic."

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>>8786954

Could this theoretically kill someone?

>>8787089
Maybe? I don't want to be legally liable.

>>8787082
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication
5 seconds on google can often save you from looking like an idiot, anon. try it more often

>>8786933
Top fucking kek

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>>8786954
Has there been a recorded incident where someone died due to inhaling too much farts?

quite pungent indeed

>>8786927
god damn do i love pussy

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>>8786933
>>8786928
>my